TheKingMoonracer
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Sep 3, 2014 11:42 PM
TheKingMoonracer
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ajizzle
I don't believe the rack city one
theinternetisascaryplace
At least you changed the order of the buzzfeed post I guess...
Tywindidnotshitgold
Having 60-something yo parents, seeing a parent replying with a meme seems like science fiction to me
AlwaysTheBigSpoon
Whether or not these are real, I hope this is the type of relationship I have with my future kids.
InYourCloset
I'm pretty sure this is the exact reason why parents SHOULD text.
ThePelican
This is why parents SHOULD text.
ninmonkey
Your cat seems to have a bracket preference. Perhaps he's a programmer.
ThePelican
I find it creepy that the only two people to ever reference my profile did so within two hours of each other.
ThePelican
I think she's just demon spawn, but I don't know much about programmers. Hi, profile stalker!
ClamWhisperer
Anyone else have a problem with every single one of those being from an iPhone? Just wondering because they don't have 100% of the user base
middlehead
There are sites that let you fill in information for texts and creates fake screenshots for you, they probably use iphone style by default
AcaciaBubbles
Trying not to laugh at these while my roommates are asleep. The dad going "omg" made my day
hencethequeef
I nanny a four-year-old, and that's how I deal with the majority of his crises.
ZedaZ80
profilename
this is just a buzzfeed list...
PolishShinobi
Lightly fried fish fillets
LZYRMN
These seem fake.
Shitbiscuits
loser mcloserson !
IcyFlamez
Am I the only one who thinks these parents are awesome and not boring?
jesseboots
This whole entire post came from Buzzdeed. All of it
frankwalkerfromnationaltiiiiiiiiiiles
fakes, fakes everywhere
Sklumlord
I had a spontaneous chortle at "Loser"
MakezeKeze
loser mcloserson
tonythetiger583
classic
PolishShinobi
Lightly fried fish fillets
IThoughtJarJarBinksWasCool
Nana was ballin'.
thatsLMFB
Saw on buzzfeed last night
ZapTap
Literally the exact same 29 pictures. SMH.
Asherdash
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/parents-who-are-clearly-way-better-at-texting-than-their?bffb&s=mobile
georgiaonmamind
me too! highfives all around. i actually couldn
georgiaonmamind
couldn't remember if i saw it on here earlier today or buzzfeed** pressed enter by accident cause i'm a dumbass
Asherdash
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/parents-who-are-clearly-way-better-at-texting-than-their?bffb&s=mobile
EvilandImaginary
Right?! Since when is buzzfeed quicker than imgur. Get it together imgur!
WelcomeToMyLadyCave
At least credit buzzfeed...
Wylf
Ew, no.
middlehead
No, credit the site they took it from.
howcaniberealifyoureyesarentreal
There was a time when parents could grow old and senile without getting accidentaly sent nudes by their precious offspring. Harrumpff!
ArcaneM37
My dad still can't find the period button on his phone. he uses like 5 spaces instead... it's obnoxious.
Vesorias
At least he doesn't just write STOP STOP that would be even worse STOP I mean just awful STOP
Vesorias
At least he doesn't just write STOP STOP that would be even worse STOP I mean just awful STOP
FlippantBagel
Lightly fried fish filets
eternaltearsofsorrow
they r the shit, man
andysniper
fucking gets me every time.
NinjaGrizzlyBear
BUT WHY NO CHIPS
undeadmonkey
Imma beat you dad!
jjb926
Lightly fried fish fillets
Nickbbeezy
every fucking time...
Squossifrage
fish fingers and custard
Chrisgopher
Lightly fried fish filets
graboids
We now say this any time we make fish fillets for dinner, lightly fried or not.
therevolutionwillbeimgured
It's so fun to say. Another favorite "little bit of beer in the bottom of the bottle."
MysteriousFawx
Maybe baby
whywouldyoureadsuchalongusername
Irish wrist watch
kuumamusti
I had just that a while ago. Now it is gone. And now I am saying that phrase out loud. +1 for you.
beeratius
This is exactly why I love "Purity Ring - Amenamy", the opening line is "Somberly, somberly; linger, lie longer-ly" and it just sounds noice
sorryfornocapitalssorryimsorry
ohhh that is nice
SmashItApartAndLickTheSides
Your username is nice too.
Churts
I think I have a crush on you now.
therevolutionwillbeimgured
Well then I should say, I picked up this phrase from Dave Shumka of Stop Podcasting Yourself. I don't want any lies between us.
kevintranlives
Why parents SHOULD text.
Vincasar
Nana said that?
PyroGuy007
Nana NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Alyka
omg no
BluAspect
Turns out Nanas are actually just people
BradleyCooper123456789
Nana fucked all her fucks away. God im drunk.
jjb926
Lightly fried fish fillets
ttspenstar
yeah bruh
thegr8rambino
NANA GO GET SOME JUICE
vanorangejuice
My Nana takes her wig off when she's drunk.
showusthemeaningofhaste
Your nana and I have that in common.
showusthemeaningofhaste
Your nana and I have that in common.
waffleninjer
I gotta say that is pretty solid advice on how to get back at a guy.
chocobosrcute
And thus it is passed down from Nana to Granddaughter
kattpappan
Nana was a bitch. This is in no way a solution to you feeling heratbroken. Possibly messing up someone elses relationships (bros) is no help
PsychopompGecko
She said it, but she doesn't actually do it anymore. Because Nana don't give a fuck.
majid30303
she stoped
thatonetimeididthatonething
She did have those pink 50's though.
NedKingsleyZissou
Nana is a cheating whore
InTheShower
Nana is a cold-ass bitch yo.
chemistrydoc
Nana wears a robe. That robe has two large pockets. If you look closely...you'll realize there are no fucks inside those pockets.
Rebellion777
But is there.....POCKET SAND
GryphonHunter
Except for your best friend
Rebellion777
But is there.....POCKET SAND
Rebellion777
But is there.....POCKET SAND
Rebellion777
But is there.....POCKET SAND
theworldslongestshitis26ftlong
There are, however, pocket eggs
gzig
Do you guys think we should forget the pocket sand or
Yverras
And don't forget the
Yverras
And don't forget the
Yverras
And don't forget the
Yverras
And don't forget the
cable7193
OMG WE WON'T FORGET
cable7193
OMG WE WON'T FORGET
Yverras
And don't forget the
DingDongFootball
No one will forget now
Yverras
Damn it imgur mobile
gzig
Do you guys think we should forget the pocket sand or
SharkHero08
In fact it's common knowledge she keeps a bird in each pocket
FrankTank2
What bird?
TemetNosce000
And two in the bush
ThatActuallyGuy
I feel like this is how I'm gonna text my kids.
throwthisaway83
It's an inevitability and if it isn't exactly like that, it'll be the equivalent and feel the same to them as you do reading the texts.
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
As a mom of two, this is EXACTLY how I'm gonna text my kids.
singlegreenlight
This is how the whole generation will text our kids, but they will all be super embarrassed about it.
Broketiltheyleave
This IS exactly how I text to all three of mine. Two gone, one left at home and we all talk or text daily. Group texts get downright scary!
hencethequeef
Cussing each other out in a loving fashion saved my mother and I's relationship.
ADisturbedOne
THIS is how I'd talk to my nephew. lol
gigawatts2000
I can't wait.
KUURTLURNN
Suddenly I want kids
Spune
It's exactly how I'd talk to my kids... http://cdn.meme.li/instances/500x/36270872.jpg
Benegesseritwitch75
this is how I text my kids, some days they think it's great others I think they want to smother me
Mycologics
My kid is now 4 and I'm now the greatest thing in his life. Can't wait to ruin that with these texts.
aGirlWithoutAname
Mines 19m and 9m...i have a long while but OMG funny shit.
TheAtomicTangerine
My son is about to turn 2. He discovered jokes and sarcasm last week and it's been hilarious.
aGirlWithoutAname
Mines 19m and 9m...i have a long while but OMG funny shit.
waffleninjer
I'm not because I always use protection.
bob3242
but your face is enought
westnini
«Your face is protection enought» This one made me laugh so much!
althanan
EPIC Dad burn. That's the kind of dad I want to be one day.
aktersnurran
Son.
brokenLS1
KelsoBURRRN.jpg
DHR107
More importantly, kid isn't embarrassed to ask his Dad for condoms... I could never do that
Americathehero1337
So, like, oral?
umberwitch
Only compounded by the son smugly going "Yeeeess??" like he's showing off (to his dad of all people?).
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
Nah, #3 is the best.
haspen
Woah woah, how did you do that. Is it just 'imagelink#number'?
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
No, it's literally just poundNumber
iknowalotaboutboats
Lost it at "You pick up those assholes yet?"
ComptrollerGeneral
This is Dad approved
hsalceht
my sisters..
TacoRocket
*my sister and I. No wonder their dad calls them assholes.
maggierhodes
I love that he didn't even deny it. He was just like yes.
BetterLuckyThanGood
This is definitely the best one. Source: I am a father.
ArcaneM37
That was the one that stood out to me as most fake. Not because dad called them assholes but because she said "my sister" to her dad.
Daisydaresyou
Yeah I thought that you. Also who just texts their dad "what's up?" I mean he lives with the guy ffs
SardonicGrin
My kids do. Usually when I'm at work or they are at a friend's house.
doublekross
I say "my sister" to my parents all the time. Not sure why, just something about emphasizing Us v. Them.
moonletters
My siblings and I have different dads, so I have uttered that to my dad.
thatdutchguy
I'd say it like that actually
chau8238
I don't know why...but I assumed it was a guy talking. So "my sister" would make more sense.
moonletters
My siblings and I have different dads, so I have uttered that to my dad.
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
Not necessary. My sister could be used to emphasize the relationship, thereby adding to the shock/hurt value.
ArcaneM37
Perhaps, but I could totally see my dad referring to us as "the assholes" but I would never say "my brother" to my dad. *shrug*
fillchiam
I usually call my family members "my dear brother/sister/mother/father/whathaveyou" in conversation.
LMeire
I could see my mom referring to us as "the assholes", dad would probably just mumble about wanting brains.
fillchiam
I usually call my family members "my dear brother/sister/mother/father/whathaveyou" in conversation.
fillchiam
I usually call my family members "my dear brother/sister/mother/father/whathaveyou" in conversation.
UnoWildYoda
I love imgurian debates! I'd watch you guys arguing all day with love in my heart!
PastaIsLife
Same I would just say their name
fillchiam
I usually call my family members "my dear brother/sister/mother/father/whathaveyou" in conversation.
ArcaneM37
My dear what have you! How are you on this lovely day?