Why parents shouldn't text

Sep 3, 2014 11:42 PM

TheKingMoonracer

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I don't believe the rack city one

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least you changed the order of the buzzfeed post I guess...

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Having 60-something yo parents, seeing a parent replying with a meme seems like science fiction to me

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Whether or not these are real, I hope this is the type of relationship I have with my future kids.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure this is the exact reason why parents SHOULD text.

12 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

This is why parents SHOULD text.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Your cat seems to have a bracket preference. Perhaps he's a programmer.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find it creepy that the only two people to ever reference my profile did so within two hours of each other.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think she's just demon spawn, but I don't know much about programmers. Hi, profile stalker!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone else have a problem with every single one of those being from an iPhone? Just wondering because they don't have 100% of the user base

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are sites that let you fill in information for texts and creates fake screenshots for you, they probably use iphone style by default

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Trying not to laugh at these while my roommates are asleep. The dad going "omg" made my day

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I nanny a four-year-old, and that's how I deal with the majority of his crises.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I, too, aspire to be the dadliest of mothers.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

this is just a buzzfeed list...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lightly fried fish fillets

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These seem fake.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

loser mcloserson !

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who thinks these parents are awesome and not boring?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This whole entire post came from Buzzdeed. All of it

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

fakes, fakes everywhere

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I had a spontaneous chortle at "Loser"

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

loser mcloserson

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

classic

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Lightly fried fish fillets

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nana was ballin'.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Saw on buzzfeed last night

12 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 7

Literally the exact same 29 pictures. SMH.

12 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

me too! highfives all around. i actually couldn

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

couldn't remember if i saw it on here earlier today or buzzfeed** pressed enter by accident cause i'm a dumbass

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right?! Since when is buzzfeed quicker than imgur. Get it together imgur!

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

At least credit buzzfeed...

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Ew, no.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, credit the site they took it from.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was a time when parents could grow old and senile without getting accidentaly sent nudes by their precious offspring. Harrumpff!

12 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 1

My dad still can't find the period button on his phone. he uses like 5 spaces instead... it's obnoxious.

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

At least he doesn't just write STOP STOP that would be even worse STOP I mean just awful STOP

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

At least he doesn't just write STOP STOP that would be even worse STOP I mean just awful STOP

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Lightly fried fish filets

12 years ago | Likes 1850 Dislikes 4

they r the shit, man

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fucking gets me every time.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BUT WHY NO CHIPS

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Imma beat you dad!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lightly fried fish fillets

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

every fucking time...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fish fingers and custard

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Lightly fried fish filets

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We now say this any time we make fish fillets for dinner, lightly fried or not.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's so fun to say. Another favorite "little bit of beer in the bottom of the bottle."

12 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 1

Maybe baby

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Irish wrist watch

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I had just that a while ago. Now it is gone. And now I am saying that phrase out loud. +1 for you.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is exactly why I love "Purity Ring - Amenamy", the opening line is "Somberly, somberly; linger, lie longer-ly" and it just sounds noice

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ohhh that is nice

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Your username is nice too.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think I have a crush on you now.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well then I should say, I picked up this phrase from Dave Shumka of Stop Podcasting Yourself. I don't want any lies between us.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why parents SHOULD text.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nana said that?

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Nana NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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omg no

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Turns out Nanas are actually just people

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nana fucked all her fucks away. God im drunk.

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Lightly fried fish fillets

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah bruh

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

NANA GO GET SOME JUICE

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Nana takes her wig off when she's drunk.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Your nana and I have that in common.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your nana and I have that in common.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I gotta say that is pretty solid advice on how to get back at a guy.

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And thus it is passed down from Nana to Granddaughter

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Nana was a bitch. This is in no way a solution to you feeling heratbroken. Possibly messing up someone elses relationships (bros) is no help

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She said it, but she doesn't actually do it anymore. Because Nana don't give a fuck.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

she stoped

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She did have those pink 50's though.

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Nana is a cheating whore

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Nana is a cold-ass bitch yo.

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Nana wears a robe. That robe has two large pockets. If you look closely...you'll realize there are no fucks inside those pockets.

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But is there.....POCKET SAND

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Except for your best friend

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But is there.....POCKET SAND

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But is there.....POCKET SAND

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But is there.....POCKET SAND

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There are, however, pocket eggs

12 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Do you guys think we should forget the pocket sand or

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And don't forget the

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And don't forget the

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And don't forget the

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And don't forget the

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OMG WE WON'T FORGET

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OMG WE WON'T FORGET

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And don't forget the

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No one will forget now

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Damn it imgur mobile

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Do you guys think we should forget the pocket sand or

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In fact it's common knowledge she keeps a bird in each pocket

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What bird?

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And two in the bush

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I feel like this is how I'm gonna text my kids.

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It's an inevitability and if it isn't exactly like that, it'll be the equivalent and feel the same to them as you do reading the texts.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a mom of two, this is EXACTLY how I'm gonna text my kids.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is how the whole generation will text our kids, but they will all be super embarrassed about it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This IS exactly how I text to all three of mine. Two gone, one left at home and we all talk or text daily. Group texts get downright scary!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cussing each other out in a loving fashion saved my mother and I's relationship.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS is how I'd talk to my nephew. lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't wait.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suddenly I want kids

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's exactly how I'd talk to my kids... http://cdn.meme.li/instances/500x/36270872.jpg

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this is how I text my kids, some days they think it's great others I think they want to smother me

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My kid is now 4 and I'm now the greatest thing in his life. Can't wait to ruin that with these texts.

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Mines 19m and 9m...i have a long while but OMG funny shit.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My son is about to turn 2. He discovered jokes and sarcasm last week and it's been hilarious.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mines 19m and 9m...i have a long while but OMG funny shit.

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I'm not because I always use protection.

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but your face is enought

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«Your face is protection enought» This one made me laugh so much!

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EPIC Dad burn. That's the kind of dad I want to be one day.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Son.

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KelsoBURRRN.jpg

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More importantly, kid isn't embarrassed to ask his Dad for condoms... I could never do that

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So, like, oral?

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Only compounded by the son smugly going "Yeeeess??" like he's showing off (to his dad of all people?).

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, #3 is the best.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Woah woah, how did you do that. Is it just 'imagelink#number'?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, it's literally just poundNumber

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lost it at "You pick up those assholes yet?"

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This is Dad approved

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my sisters..

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*my sister and I. No wonder their dad calls them assholes.

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I love that he didn't even deny it. He was just like yes.

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This is definitely the best one. Source: I am a father.

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That was the one that stood out to me as most fake. Not because dad called them assholes but because she said "my sister" to her dad.

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Yeah I thought that you. Also who just texts their dad "what's up?" I mean he lives with the guy ffs

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My kids do. Usually when I'm at work or they are at a friend's house.

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I say "my sister" to my parents all the time. Not sure why, just something about emphasizing Us v. Them.

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My siblings and I have different dads, so I have uttered that to my dad.

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I'd say it like that actually

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I don't know why...but I assumed it was a guy talking. So "my sister" would make more sense.

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My siblings and I have different dads, so I have uttered that to my dad.

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Not necessary. My sister could be used to emphasize the relationship, thereby adding to the shock/hurt value.

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Perhaps, but I could totally see my dad referring to us as "the assholes" but I would never say "my brother" to my dad. *shrug*

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I usually call my family members "my dear brother/sister/mother/father/whathaveyou" in conversation.

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I could see my mom referring to us as "the assholes", dad would probably just mumble about wanting brains.

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I usually call my family members "my dear brother/sister/mother/father/whathaveyou" in conversation.

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I usually call my family members "my dear brother/sister/mother/father/whathaveyou" in conversation.

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I love imgurian debates! I'd watch you guys arguing all day with love in my heart!

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Same I would just say their name

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I usually call my family members "my dear brother/sister/mother/father/whathaveyou" in conversation.

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My dear what have you! How are you on this lovely day?

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