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Snake had no chance
Cat tax
TradingCats4Nudes
Is... is that... Kim Jon Un as a baby?
pehmis
People who throw various articles to the stage. Please restrain yourselves, that shit is dangerous.
freelancecherry
Apparently we have no skaters here. What the he'll was that called! #3
sketchers
No idea, but I legitimately said "holy shit, gnarly," out loud.
btmint
#11 I recoiled back and hit my head off a wall...
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
The cool thing about #2 is that that guy's sanity crumbles at the same rate
ThePrintingPress
#1: Little known fact, cobras are known for their ability to defy physics.
Thismuchistrue
#1 Not a real snake.
ImgurPremiumAccount
Unreal girl
kboytheg
#10 Negromancer
Tuvano
Hang on Earl, snakes a comin.
kLitMa5t3r69x420
#15 is so fake
happyboz
Man...that thief running into wrong side of door was instant karma...self wrapping too.
riggeroo
The little dancing kid looks like an asian Peter Kay
dolphindreamsandsatan
That yak really stuck his landing
VeryMoistTowelettes
Forgot about this one.
somethingmarkish
The toilet paper isn't a GIF?
somethingmarkish
Apart from folding itself into a n etiquette triangle what else were we expecting?
PopatoMc
Good, i skiped over it after 5 seconds and niw have closure.
chenko7
I downloaded to confirm.
ByronByroff
Neutronstarcollision
I spent a good 2 minutes staring at it waiting.
jimmyjamz11
at least not an animated one
somethingmarkish
Good point
danemackey
I believe 'twas but a misfire of ye phone's camera whilst on the crapper
Janusha
Some of these had pixels. Others did not.
Sm9yCg
Gifs for Ants.
mangococo
AliBarber
Who's the dude who got bottled and what was the reason? Also #1 is so incredibly fake I dunno why y'all are freaking out over it
varge
Johnny Rotten and I suppose it beats gobbing from back in the day.
DrPizzazz
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
For everyone losing their shit about #1 like I did... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sunbathing-girl-catches-cobra-neck-7120995
JacaByte
It's so obviously a rubber snake.
CheapWine
Still badass that she wasn't even flinching.
redbullvodka
I'm glad that little cheating oven lost.
cyrusthevyrus
#4 is from Cirque de Soleil's Quidam, if anyone wants to know. Great show with awesome music.
JesusProtectMeFromYourFollowers
#1--Wait… Was someone pulling that snake toward her on a string??!?
AliBarber
Yes
Ioverboy
#1 holy shot that was impressive , brave and arousing.
AliBarber
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sunbathing-girl-catches-cobra-neck-7120995
CloakedFigure
And fake
busdriverdan
Fake but still entertaining.
KilxDJ
Why is he getting downvotes? Its fake
scamouflage
Holy shit. #1
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I think I'm in love
talel81
It's got to be a fake snake. The dog sitting next to the lake doesn't move when he sees the snake, therefore fake.
coldrush
it is a faaaaake.
GirlWithRandomUsername
Sauce: https://youtu.be/OHceCL-PY3E
Vortex153
Snakes do not move that way! Good night!
Deltango
She's Afrikaans
dormantmutant
It's fake, being pulled by fishing line.
AliBarber
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sunbathing-girl-catches-cobra-neck-7120995
PorneliusHubertII
Rubber snake on a fishimg like. The lack of pixels makes it easier to believe.
SimonDemort
Thank you a lot of people think it is real
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Brb de-pixeling my magic act.
SpecimenSpiff
Lol, hang on, hang on... You don't think that's real do you? Ya walnut.
Luthasox
Adorably insulting. top marks
Wish2be
Idk, i thought it was something people in Florida did
Frodoniku
I thought it was... T_T
LZYRMN
It's so painfully fake.
f1223214
Fake or not, the fact that girl was quick to catch it would be insane if she didn't know it was a real snake or not.
IMayOrMayNotWriteSometimes
Or this was rehearsed and repeated until they got a decent take.
shankycat
But once you grab a rubber snake, you look for who pranked you, you don't throw it towards its "habitat". So, she knew.
CloakedFigure
Also fake
CISMaleScumLord
I'd still poo my pants.
PanEdaCat
Oh thank god
equaleffect
yeah if I remember correctly it was a fake snake on a rope or something. Not sure if she knew or not but pretty sure it was planned.
DarknessThrivesInTheVoidButAlwaysYieldsToPurifyingLight
In the original gif you could make out the shadow of a fishing pole and just barely see the string.
askaglassofwater
As an Australian, that is not how snakes move.
proutonium
Oh thank fuck. I thought I had to move planet.
SurferChick
Isn't that not how snakes move for pretty much every other freakin' country on earth, too?
askaglassofwater
Absolutely, but according to the interwebs, us Aussies are the snake oficionados
GrimRiderJ
Yeah but the Australians know best. Like I'm a Californian and I've seen 3 snakes in 29 years.
SurferChick
Yeah, well I'm from Texas. When I'm at my parents' ranch we'll see 3 to 5 snakes a day. We're quite familiar with how they move.
Curadh
I love that last gif. The cat's all agitated, then seems to realize, "Holy crap. Y'all are cuddly as balls."
noblespaceplatypus
#1 is braver than me. I would have screamed like a bitch with a skinned knee
AliBarber
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sunbathing-girl-catches-cobra-neck-7120995
CloakedFigure
Fake
OverlyUnprotective
I can't tell you how many times I've been driving down the road and thought "man, my head lights could really use a good washing right now."
ImgurPremiumAccount
Don't mind me. I'm just amazed that you don't already have this on your car.
WhoWatchesTheWatchersWatcher
I've never seen it before either. Live in the US.
thedeafbarista
My car does that. It's linked to the window screen washer.
Primaltiguere
I think it's for getting off snow and ice in the winter. Or dirt in the summer. It's useful if you ask me, all my cars does this.
PrestonGarvey
All my cars does this
ceestars
cars does
6675636b796f75
you ever drive in winter?
MotherfuckinFalcoandShit
I'm guessing you don't drive in a place where they salt the roads in winter.
CowboyZ
It's been around for a while. My 08 Land Rover cleans the headlights every third time I clean the windshield.
ineedtousethesleep
do you live in a bugless world?
moffit
#8 wtf is wrong with people
Verycreative123abc
I didnt think this gif was funny until i read this comment.
KooshiFox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCHL4GwosUg Jon Lydon. Full video of the attack and the arsehole who did it trying to start a fight after
Munkyzilla
Not that I agree with whoever threw it but John Lydon is a bit of a twat
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
That made me sad
LonelyBrannigan
Was almost an "I ain't even mad" level headshot though
Jasarg
I laughed, but I shouldn't have.
Theknightswhosayitsonlyafleshwound
Agree. Not cool.
januskincaid
They're people. That's pretty much the entirety of the problem. :)
kuhraezah
It would have been much better if they were lions or condors. Thanks for pointing out the problem. At least condors don't throw bottles.
odraencoded
Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCHL4GwosUg
ChocloMan
that was in my city ._____. cunts
NamesAreNotNecessary
That is Johnny Rotten. Johnny mother fucking Rotten. Who took over the Sex Pistols when Sid Vicious the previous lead singer ODed when 1/2
NamesAreNotNecessary
2/2 he was accused of murdering his girlfriend and got off. My dad shook Johnny Rottens hand. The guy who threw the bottle was a fuckface.
AdolfEngels
Johnny Rotten was always the singer of the Pistols. Sid Vicious played bass for a short time after Glen Matlock left.
PianoMan2112
They can't duck when birds fly at them in the dark
BYERE
Birds don't spin as they fly forward... That's clearly a bottle.
Xsiah
Birds also don't just shatter on impact
BYERE
Exactly. In case it hasn't been seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCHL4GwosUg
PianoMan2112
"Hey everybody! That guy thought that GIF with no pixels showed a quick blur of something when it was really something else! LET'S GET HIM!"
esem
You're not allowed to just be wrong here. You have to be wrong AND feel bad about it. Or you know, yadda yadda hivemind.
twozerooz
I mean, it was pretty obvious. Either you werent paying attention or you're not very smart
moffit
i'm so D8 right now...
Threewisemen
They drink
firestorm79
He wrapped a towel around his head, called the guy 'a fucking coward' and carried on performing. Legend.
PopatoMc
Good on him.
dgabbless
Why'd he do it? Just felt like being a prick?
gtmiller
Pretty much.
gtmiller
Drugs could also have played a role.
AFairlyCommonPepe
Drugs don't change whether or not a person is a prick.
PonyMadness
Who is it?
meltedfaceguy
Sex pistols singer
n0n53n53
Johnny fuckin Rotten
SlurmsMcEnzie
Anyone know who the guy on stage is?
NehiyawBabeDroid
Brian Setzer
GokkeSok
Johnny rotten
lilljonis123
Look at this net.. Wait no thats robbie rotten
glitchead
Black Betty
IMadeThisAccountJustToMakeThisComment
Jahi, Persian demon of debauchery.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Smash Mouth, maybe
errazzecka
its johnny rotten
Xsiah
I got the joke
asm80dfa8sdfj
I think at least two people didn't get it! haha
KooshiFox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCHL4GwosUg Jon Lydon. Full video of the attack and the arsehole who did it trying to start a fight after
agunsux
.
MyConcho
.
TheGamingAlien
.
darthsithh
A fight about what?
KooshiFox
He was getting kicked out after throwing the glass, and wasn't happy about it, Started randomly punching people in the crowd etc.
RingSting
Please tell me there were 20 pissed off fans waiting for him in the car park?
moriartie
He should be glad for being just kicked out.
esem
"The shit do you mean I can't throw stuff?! Imma punch this guy then. I can't do that either!? This place sucks"
TerranIV
I thought it was a bird who hit him in the face.
PianoMan2112
So did I, but you got 12 points for thinking that, and I got -21 for daring state the same thing an hour earlier.
rickjames22
What was it?
GrizzlyWicks
jonny rotten
peppercookies
I think it looks like a fish!!! I know a fish wouldn't make him bleed but I like fish better, makes me less sad
ZebraScientist
Actually someone tried to throw a message in a bottle. It was an accident
ilovefamilyguybuthatepeter
Does a bottle have flapping wings
GrizzlyWicks
nah the police wernt even playing that event
Xsiah
If the message was "I want to hurt you," it was read loud and clear
moffit
holy shit i thought someone threw a bottle that broke on his head
PonyMadness
It is a bottle. There's no way someone could think that's a bird
EchoOfSnac
I thought it was a bird and was confused about why it exploded.
TriggerII
I thought it was a bird because I mistook the spinning motion as wings, but the bottle does make more sense.
BYERE
It has to be a bottle. It was spinning...
GrizzlyWicks
...birds can spin
HereInDuckburg
Bird is brittish slang for a girl
moffit
That's nice, dear.
HereInDuckburg
Alright