MyLeftHand
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No thumb
Thumbs up!
Oct 29, 2014 10:25 AM
MyLeftHand
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whateveridontcarejustletmepoststuff
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/014/532/1374796030634.png
FlamingGranny
http://imgur.com/G6unaNI.gif
Millsingtonius
Pretty sure it's this http://assets.coolhunting.com/coolhunting/mt_asset_cache/design/assets/images/shrigleygood.jpg
theashman69
MRW
Spoonland
http://codropspz.tympanus.netdna-cdn.com/codrops/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wat.jpg
WhyEyeEn
plot twist: the first pic is his foot
monkeyseed
http://imgur.com/MN1utu9
CPDP
http://imgur.com/sqt5XDA
Tangomelon
and thats the same goddamn face I was making
IDoAllMyOwnStunts
TGun
King of hitchhikers
DPHENS
ArrrrBussiere
I was about to post this. I sincerely wish/hope this makes top comment, hahahaha
FraudianSlip
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
Please pretty please tell me this is shopped
yojdjd
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tom-delonge-wtf1.gif
VulpineEmpress
I bet the ladies love you.
LaBotte
easiest fisting ever...
parrest
girls adore him, I mean, even the ones who never saw him...
zephyr3
Lady here. I see we think alike....
rinrollz
Ew.
iusedfacebook
LL Cool OP
SpoookyScarySkeletons
THRITP
gooseduckbutt
I don't really see how that'd be a significant advantage in that regard.
p0470
Not Ms. W
balAlbatross
ewwww
LaBotte
easiest fisting ever.... Did I went too far ?
LifeIsLikeAPieceOfCheese
Judging by the downvotes.. yes, yes you have
Amped5
Two big thumbs up for that comment!
PapaMurphyspizzaman
thumbs up what?
gandraw
why? he can't open pickle jars like that
VulpineEmpress
What's your scientific basis for that? For all you know it might be an advantage. He can still flex it and presumably hold stuff.
kerbie
as a woman...why?
VulpineEmpress
As a woman...why not?
kerbie
touche
mrhodgbob
Exactly!
Lotsawa
These replies, my friends, shows why there are so few women comedians. Think! 20% more sparkle to that spank! Easier fisting! C'mon girls...
VulpineEmpress
What if I told you I'm a woman?
Lotsawa
"empress" is my first clue. I too am a chick, but was a little downheartened at the literalness of the gal's replies. I don't want to offend
VulpineEmpress
Gotcha. No worries!
Lotsawa
gals'
jumpyjsn
sahweet
i get so pumped when i know the reference.
backtobackpanicattack
Hey, you should go fishing with yer dad...
StructureLlama
That didn' take long
somekindofgiantfox
sickreferencebro.[desiredfileformat]
azazyel
http://imgur.com/WJIDZqO
Kade974
Saving this for use later :D
captainakhad
I hear even cowgirls get the blues...
marthastewartandjennajamesonslovechild
I understand this reference!
carolinaguuurl
That's the first thing I thought of, too!
FrankAssholeAKAThePunisher
svga
I'm gonna need a scientist
theinternetisascaryplace
Yo, I'm gonna need his X-rays this is some extra intermediate phalanx bullshit.
HaniiPuppy
http://www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0899_s">ll.jpg">http://www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0899_small.jpg - http://www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0902_small.jpg
EchoOfSnac
Wat.
PyroGuy007
Yes! Sequential Art FTW!!! :D
DahPhil
We should hang out.
EchoOfSnac
jhny
Wha wha wha whaaat?!
laestrella
Oh god, I am crying with laughter
Squelchtone
congrats on the sex!
fattycat
I want to see a gif of you typing, I am very curious .... for science !!!!
CaptainFargo
Can I come?
TehWorMajeVII
SEE A DOCTOR NOW
LoopStricken
Oh that makes me feel unpleasant.
MomijiInada
START THE REACTOR!
PolkaDotPajamas
You guys would be great friends http://www.chud.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Silence-1024x576.jpg
Simonc0pt3r
WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU AN CAUCASIAN YODA?
iwonderifimgurwillallowthisasmyusername
Just busted out laughing... thank you!
CaptainFargo
Possible this is.
Seagullboy
Please be an alien for halloween
TehWorMajeVII
good idea is good
RobynWelshman
I've never met anyone with triphalangeal thumbs before other then my family! I have it too(:
sickseductivesinner
P-play thumb wars..
TehWorMajeVII
*puts cursor over image link* OH FUCK WHAT THE SHIT
Nienista
It kinda looks like a penis.
tickettothemoon
Out of genuine curiosity, is there a specific name for this condition? And how, if at all, does it affect day to day life?
peridotite
It's called a triphlangial thumb
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causality
Gladiators HATE him!
Dragonling
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triphalangeal_thumb This is the name of the specific malformation. Looks like there are a handful of causes.
tickettothemoon
Sweet dude, happy hitchhiking!
MisterWho
How the heck do you review movies?
SpaceMusician
he's the guy that gives two thumbs WAAAY up.
humanitymakesmyeyesrain
http://memecrunch.com/meme/2XRF3/vert-de-ferk/image.png?w=480&c=1
justsherlocked
I like you very very very much.
HerbieRobinson
Easily my new favorite reaction image.
voidf1sh
http://memecrunch.com/meme/2XRF3/vert-de-ferk/image.png I think this will make it show inside imgur.
voidf1sh
FUUUUU
maverickquasar
Oh my DAYS that's gold
ninjay92
First picture totally thought it was someone's foot with long ass toes
frisson
Triphalangeal thumbs
MenstrualMonster
I like your name.
SeaFan
I phalange you to a duel!
Reginafalangey
You called?
VakurArios
+1 for the Friends reference.
ladyzeiraphera
Thank you for providing the answer I was looking for.
ManyWaters
Often seen in Diamond-Blackfan Syndrome.
Ambroos
So THAT is a phalange! This has been a productive day.
sryforbeingaHermione
Phalanx*
Reginafalangey
Don't worry, I'm here.
astamurti
In the first picture, is that a right hand or a left hand?
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
definitely right
Lorithias
Seems a left one
astamurti
Having seen the new post, my impression based on wrist shape was right: it is a right hand, the fingers are just really weird.
bufflehead
I think it's right based on the hair pattern on the back of the hand. There's a clump on the right side like the patch under a normal pinky
ElsaKatherina
..Yes.
definatelynotatwork
TheFlyingHellfish
Is that...is that Ulysses Everett McGill? He's the goddamn pater familias!
MoccaFixer
At first i thought that was a leg
garydee
VittuSaatana
Why does this gif look so animated?
PickleDickedNippleJuicer
my exact reaction
HunterThompsonsentmehere
commenting to remember this gif
ImReallyVent
Perfect gif.
PizzaSteveSays
InfoTuna
Oh god, I'm dying. This is perfect.
pineapplesinvinegar
George Clooney will forever remind me of an owl in this gif
TheSquims
I am peeing my pants over this
7iseverywhere
http://imgur.com/Kg1grVt
Kisamex96
First time seeing this gif. Already a fav, thank you
thatclimbingguy
where will you be when diarrhea strikes
IDoAllMyOwnStunts
WillJeSuis
I need a "previously on imgur"
TwoOreoesOneCup
me too!
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Ilovehowstephenfrysaysroom
There is an image in a reply in the post I linked to that shows a lot of people have posted their weird ass hands
GnRtattoo
im looking for one too
CornWizard
So do you always win or always lose thumb wars?
thisheretexasdude
Put a mask on and no one will know
Metalhead10
Asking the real questions
Nuggets53
Two in da pink a dickthumb in the stink.
nohman64
I like the way you think
Dhosdajew
He claims to be undefeated on hid reddit AMA
EngineeringUltimate
This is the important question
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
Bringing a tank to a knife fight
jangls
Reddit OP said he gets the height and range advantage, but because the finger is unnaturally weak a timed counter can beat him
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Yes
AlbrechtEh
I hope he replies to you, because now I need to know!
mathamaticalsnowangle
Commenting to see the answer. I must know.
Seagullboy
Does he even have a thumb?
jaminjimmyjames
Asking the real questions.
DenmarkIsNotTheMostUnimportantCountryInTheWorld
OP answer this man, we need to know this instant!!
AlbrechtEh
I hope he replies to this, because now I need to know!
420Blouseitfurcoat
Who would wanna touch it?
echopox
http://www.mindfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/48ba2c72-7e09-4a50-95e0-d5fb81ad6a3e.jpg
NotSoSmartAlek
The book the movie was based on was both weirder and better.
loulala
I
UnemployedInGreenland
Can he even legally play Thumb Wars with that hand?
dunecat1337
Looks like we need to convene another Geneva Convention.
carewyllie
Hold on while I call a lawyer to ask...
varsil
As a lawyer, I'm going to allow it.
TehWorMajeVII
booooooo
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Where is that guy that just passed his bar exam when you need him?
rhythmnation
Sick reference, bro.
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
Everyone knows his shit is out of control
IAmAnOpenBook
YOU NEED TO LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR FOR THE GOOD OF MAN KIND
IChangeMyUsernameMoreThanIChangeMyUnderwear
Thumbs are really important in guitar playing. 5 fingers on either hand would mean pushing down chords becomes a bitch, or holding a pic
arealapple
Or a bassoon
jangls
Reddit OP says he does actually play guitar and the extra length does actually help him reach notes around the neck most people can't
Askhold
Interesting. I would figure missing a thumb would only just make things harder.
jangls
well he described as basically a better thumb, but on the wrong side of his hand. It's still opposable and everything, just super long
BaronVonFingerbang
he's not missing a thumb. his thumb is still opposable
Askhold
Ah, now I understand after seeing a few more pictures.
BaronVonFingerbang
its just constructed more like a finger, 3 phalanges instead of 2 etc.
fixial
FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND! WE'LL LEAD AS TWO KINGS!
extraordinaryagility
Alright Parliament, I know this is fucked up but Kage can't be king anymore. He encroaching on my decrees!!!
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
How the hell is he gonna bend strings if he doesn't have a thumb to wrap around the neck?
Seagullboy
He could wrap his super long quadra jointed "thumb" around it :p
koflan
Bend strings like a man: with proper technique!
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
Are you saying this is wrong? http://imgur.com/user/IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment/replies
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
(sorry, wrong link on the first try)
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
Are you saying this is wrong? http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/list/df8081495a71d99c6ea27c3d6305c3c4f326ec15.jpg
koflan
Are you saying SRV was the picture of perfect technique? You can hook your thumb if you want, but its more quick and dirty to me.
captainikag
I'm not sure that would help much on a guitar
carrickbender1976
Ever play jazz? Yeah, it totally would. Certain chordal positions would be far less painful.
IChangeMyUsernameMoreThanIChangeMyUnderwear
but how would you support a barre chord for example, without the vice grip of a thumb? Even finger picking would become impossible
IChangeMyUsernameMoreThanIChangeMyUnderwear
that is to say if he wanted to do alternate bass picking
5hojimbo
Django only needed two.
considerimdone
http://www.jennyscottmusic.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tumblr_m3vghawzkU1qzkgpeo1_12801.jpg well more like 3. vortex hand <3
thisisntevenmyfinalusernamefuckers
Another Django Reinhard fan on Imgur :D
TimTamFlimFlam
Man was a genius. Another fan here!
Askhold
Yes! *raises hand*
RationalLunatic
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/0d/0dc5e9ebd13f6720270f2975381dcfa2fad3326fa0bc7ee4f550f0129e02a3a0.jpg
eggmuffin
I reckon there are plenty of us. Those who aren't just haven't heard his music yet.
Slapajack
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US
theunderdoge
DOZENS!
carrickbender1976
Our ranks will grow. It takes 1 listen.
Yoggington
SoaringMuse
How the fuck is he gonna pick? Or is he master race fingerstyle god?
BiscuitTheif
Pfffffftttt. Finger style.
IChangeMyUsernameMoreThanIChangeMyUnderwear
Finger style needs thumbs drastically. Right hand thumb is angled to pick bass, left hand to support pushing chords.
Shawfest
That one
weeman5872
But isn't that his right hand, i.e. the hand used on the fretboard (assuming he's right handed)?
SoaringMuse
Oh I actually assumed both his hands were in the same situation LOL
weeman5872
Well, shit. I was supposed to say that's his left hand. And you're probably right, in which case he'll be a Godly finger picker!
TheLivinLegend
Not to be insensitive, but that's the creepiest goddamned thing I've seen all day.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
The first pic was kinda weird. The second..........I'll never forget that second picture.
WinterC514
I agree. Shit is crazy creepy.
DemonTurkey
It's like he's part Aye-aye or something. I had no idea this was a thing. +1 OP
tooomanysteves
You need to see more things.
moosemoosemoosemoose
I screamed just a little
HorseMeatHeaven
Why does this creep my out so much? I mean it's just a hand but I have chills running through my spine.
sharkbaitoouhaha
its likea foot hand
ziggrrauglurr
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley
Greeneyeddevil
Because his hands look like the large spider in your fruitbowl right now
HangslikeCabbage
It's because it's uncommon and our brains are so programmed to understand our anatomy and what we see regularly that when it's strange 1/2
HangslikeCabbage
Or slightly off, our brains can't make sense of it. That's what makes us uneasy or creeped out. Slight changes to our norm.
TheLivinLegend
Because you're thinking of all five fingers running through you hair right this second
HorseMeatHeaven
EWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!
thatpalefucker
bruh...
Greeneyeddevil
DUDE
ziggrrauglurr
Try the guy with two dicks
TheLivinLegend
The guy on Efukt? Not that I saw it there on Efukt or know what Efukt is or anything.
ziggrrauglurr
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama
HangslikeCabbage
I tried reading thru the comments on reddit but couldn't find my answer, but I must know! So...like, does he stuff both penises in at once?
Jampee
Yep his comment...snug? ;) Its nice. i like hearing the moaning from the person I'm squeezed inside of.