I don't remember me asking you to judge me, Netflix!
My grandfather's ring
Today I tested either my father's attention or his tolerance.
Can I take them home?
"Yeah, dispatch? I don't know, the trailer load seems...off."
For the first time in a long time...
Action movies have the coolest effects.
Thought you guys might like to see the cute pussy between my legs
The most interesting Doge in the wow
What I imagine reaching the front page feels like
Today is my birthday but all my family is miles away and my best friend is working
Bet you can't beat my high score
Maybe now Herr Senpai will notice me...
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I am the rainbow that neighs in the night.
MRW today is my birthday but I'm still on phone support
THUNDER
RE: RE: RE: funny!!!
At least the blue stayed
There's a zombie on the roof...and he's playing for our little airfield.
When someone makes a joke and I'm the only one who laughs
I responded to some girl's post about having a high libido with this the other day
My buddy works with an open die forge
I am become Death.
MRW I hear there's going to be a sequel to Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Last night my friend witnessed a shooting.
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Fenton!
I don't know if this is a parody or if they're serious
When she looks really cute
And always remember to double tap.
I just thought I should let you all know...
wares da fewtball
MRW I step on my scale
I know we don't usually allow facebook
So it was my niece's birthday yesterday
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Don't buy scissors from the dollar store, folks.
Some time later he was arrested for photographing underage animals
Been trying to get back into the dating game. I'm so bad at talking about myself that this is all I can think when women ask me things.
Post-Apocalyptic Armed Pedestrian Rage Simulator
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I do what I want
Moar EVE
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Fuck this rock.
MRW imgur asks me to opt into the big-gif beta.
So apparently my cake day is the same as the US. Gif unrelated. Happy 4th, everyone.
Been watching this pretty neat anime
MR to all the 9/11 posts
Damn I love this game
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I wonder what Stacy's mom would do, though.
"Where...where am I? Wh- OH SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT"
This is how we worship in Chernarus.
I felt lonely so I bought myself four roses today.
Today, imgur's picture title glitch taught me that Nazis tried to legalize marijuana via gameshows.
Soviet Bear is omnipresent. Even in DayZ.