mybodyisajacuzzi
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Mar 28, 2017 4:16 AM
mybodyisajacuzzi
19662
895
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LostMyMuchness
That thing must weigh a ton
Bishopcorva
Looks like that belonged/belongs to a master cabinet maker.
metallicacid
A place for everything, and everything in its place.
buddhanature
If you owned that you'd be Studley.
harmlesskiller
Are you a vampire hunter ?
lswith
That's the Studley chest. The creator was an organ maker but this was his best work. You will never see anything more intricate than this.
Cattrina
Lovely, lovely
chrishallett83
I hope you don't want to be a mechanic, plumber, or a sparkie.
TankEngineer
And then you drop it and everything falls out and it takes 3 hours to put everything back in the right place.
mikeytronic
A woodworker's toolchest then. Because you dream of woodwork.
cominginhot
http://media.tumblr.com/6d8451daf6f89d00ec278635493b7b18/tumblr_inline_mnlfqoBXrZ1qz4rgp.gif
NZSheeps
Can anyone else suddenly smell sawdust and linseed oil?
Fazuzu
In a week you'll struggle to close it.
DisMaThrowAway
That is a sexy tool chest, think of all the carpentry you could do!
BlahBlahDinks
Listen here doc I need my eye checked, my foot realigned and my teeth removed, can you help?
NothingButReactionGifs
[crafting intensifies]
Justheretowastemytime
This is the sort of toolbox you should only have if you've built it yourself. And when you die, it should be burnt without the tools in it.
Justheretowastemytime
Allowing the next owner of the tools to continue the tradition
Rapturr
The left side looks pretty plane though.
iownedabonsaitree
Carpenters hand tools, i wish !!
byohzzrd
Wasn't it tradition for the journeyman to make his tool box as his Master work?
DoorAjar
I see a hammer. That's more than enough to fix my VW.
whomdidyouexpect
...said the non mechanic. Admitting you have a problem is the first step.
PhatD
That is a masterpiece in itself.
flarflarf
its basically one of the most famous examples of woodworking craftsmanship so yeah
WorkAccount
I see you, Freemason symbol.
muggybonehead
I binged it: ""By letters four and science five, this “G” aright doth stand, in due Art and Proportion; you have your answer, friend.”
muggybonehead
And yes, I am starting a campaign to say Binged instead of Scroogled
wratgaf
Never seen it outside the Smithsonian, also never seen it without its tools. WAY impressive.
dinnersnack
The man who made this, built and repaired high end pianos among other things. His name is H.O. Studley
FlyingRhino
Wtf would you want these tools? Tryna tell me an air compressor and impact wrenches aren't better?
TomeBagel
Seens as they are mostly wood working tools then yeah I'd say they are!
TijuanaAGoGo
These are for mutilating dead tree carcasses
colfaxmingo
Faster, not better.
FlyingRhino
Hmm i see that i may be drunk
WreckGar
You probably shouldn't be flying then
charondaboatman
Henry O. Studley - https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0306/3197/products/pair_L1000547_1024x1024.jpg?v=1434568817
UnicornCock
His opus
drewcrosby
That is indeed quite studley.
Flossugar
I feel like most of these tools have names that 99% of the population has never heard of, "pass me the augmented stretcher!" Uhh U wut m8?
pleeplooop
yeah No one has ever heard of a hand drill or a plane.
Zlimeshili
My stretcher is augmented.
HaikuCarChase
It's good to see that he still has an augmented stretcher, even though it's made mostly redundant by his flabbergasting elongater.
atleastIwasnt36
I see a board stretcher in there
duckshooter
I usually say "pass that thingy".
orbitn
This thingy, or the wobbleheaded flatnose thingy?
Thefluffernutter
That tends to be the way when people specialize. Like if I said something was a great example of reverse ostension. Odds are people 1
Thefluffernutter
Don't know what I'm saying because it's a phrase that only comes in handy in very specific scenarios and only in those scenarios. 2/2
lindydanny
The guy who made it repaired pianos. A lot of the tools are specific to that work.
Flef
Make sense to have a pretty tool chest then. For the client to see how pro and delicate you are.
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tawpcomment
This statement needs a pause in it for maximum effectiveness.
Jollytothegreen
Aww I thought you were just happy to see me :(
nanyatenyaa
Got some of those special pills eh? Know what I mean? Say no more!
DidNoOneNoticeThis
It sounds more like a strapon tbf.
Ihrtbeer
I see a henway and a hammerfore.
PyroDragon
What's a henway?
buddhanature
about 3 pounds
pleeplooop
loooooooooool
plag91
Looks like a freemason owns/owned it
choggie
...and that's why he does masonry for free.
exDM69
You're right, this is the tool chest of Henry O. Studley who was a freemason. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_O._Studley
101stLegion
"Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric System down?"
AnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromTheProtozoicEra
We do, we do!
PyroDragon
Those are pretty much all woodworking tools.
AnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromTheProtozoicEra
Operative vs Speculative. Know the difference.
plag91
Yet there is the Freemason symbol on the left side
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plag91
They all have a G?
AnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromTheProtozoicEra
As a freemason myself, it is the square and compass with the letter G which represents the Grand Geometrician of the Universe (God).