Fred couldn't quite figure out why the family business was suddenly doing so well.
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found a thing
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"I invite all children of American diplomats accredited in Russia to the New Year and Christmas Tree in the Kremlin." Putin
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To the night shift cashier at 7-11 that routinely has to deal with my drunk ass yet always seems happy to see me.
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I trust my life to that little discolored patch of rubber
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