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I was wonder why she was so quiet in her room, upon investigation I found she decided to make the earth using Play-Doh and a marble.
Feb 28, 2016 12:00 PM
GrumpyScotsman
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I was wonder why she was so quiet in her room, upon investigation I found she decided to make the earth using Play-Doh and a marble.
Papagelos
Twist: OP is 82 and kid is 61
brickonator
You killed that Bulbasaur!
somarzipan
That's cooler than anything I could make with playdoh today and I'm almost 30
EinUsernameFuerAlleDieDieDeutschVerstehen
though, everyone knows the world is flat not a ball
FsImgur
Don't give up, just keep trying, you'll get there.
magneticgumby
That's the secret, ops kid is 30
makamaka1
you want a geologist? because thats how you get geologists.
biolologist
1/10 crust and mantle thicknesses are totally not representative.
Hypercube9
This deserves more upvotes!
tpgreyknight
Continent layouts look wrong too. Honestly, was she even trying?
spottedick
and I'm pretty sure the land isn't floating on water, or that at the center of the earth there is a marble... kids can be so dumb
AgamemnonsMemes
When kids are quiet, you worry...
Codegirl96
When I was a kid my parents found me tying my Barbies up & watching documentaries on serial killers cause i wanted to know how they did it
Moronicsmurf
The fact that the kid is quiet needs investigation is a funny aspect of parenthood. ;)
tpgreyknight
You will NEVER know fear like a parent knows when they realise the child is Up To Something.
ICouldUseANap
(Knock on 6-year-old daughter's bedroom door) Honey? What are you doing in there? (Daughter) Nothing bad. Don't come in.
tpgreyknight
heart rate +100bpm
ICouldUseANap
Drawing pictures to give us as a surprise. Heart rate--back to normal.
aPrideofLions
Her intelligence is Terrifying
aPrideofLions
Terrafrying
aPrideofLions
perfect
UnremarkablyInteresting
I used to trick my parents into thinking I was making an earth using Play-Doh and a marble but really I was gambling online.
TylerTrashy
Plot twist: dad is disappointed because he believes in a flat earth.
Nadas
Yeah well my kid eats buggers!
imjustaramblinggamblingman
Hahahaha! But I think ya mean boogers. :)
AppleJacks707
That's wrong the Earth is flat
javaMakesMeAnxious
I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be rude, but why is it so special? She saw it somewhere and try to make it herself... Isn't that what kids do?
lalaarawr
I agree with you
Eastcoastthoughtprocess
I've met some really stupid kids that don't do anything so I mean id say OP should be fairly proud.
BKOBGoHAWKS
She was way off http://imgur.com/iExk4Oq
Jasperman62
That's an everlasting gobstopper!
ballpeenX
My kid made an 8 foot dragon 1 time while I was watching football. She used all of the tape and cardboard in the house. She was about 6.
lalaarawr
THAT is worth posting! Im kinda meh about the earth marble, but 8ft dragon sounds worth it regardless of who made it!
ballpeenX
She's 22 now and I have no pics. At the time I didn't think to take them and it was long before smartphones.
lalaarawr
That coulda made the most epic picture retake too! The original then her now making a new one omg <3
ballpeenX
She still does stuff all the time. We've become pretty blase about it. She's a great kid!
MisterDoctorPerson
I thought it was lychee with some playdoh all over it @_@
whoisyourdaddy
Your kid is going places. Prepare to pay for MIT.
spiderqueendemon
The MIT OpenCourseware lets you test-drive their school for free, which is convenient for AP classes these days.
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
Plot twist, kid is 37
pcorb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMtuyKYFdw4
FluffySeaTurtle
EXACTLY what I was thinking as well +1
kisselFL
I'm 37. I'm not old.
OnlyIn
37 points for the 37 year old.
CaptBananaBread
I had to downvote you to set it to 37, I'm sry
DrBusque
It's Baby Buster !
KwickieMartAttendant
Hey, LSD is one hell of a drug
MyUsernameIsMyPassword
Are we in Sweden?
ruferto
has a PhD
GnomelessRoosh
And named OP.
thenumber8m8
Really thought it was a jawbreaker for a second...
Impossibrew
Same here.
yesthisisjoe
Well, technically...
Itworks10
Fun fact: in France, we call them mammuth balls.
thenumber8m8
Indeed!
5dashHashtagKill
There are two kinds of people...
HowDoYouGIF
You got jawbreakers Ed-boy?
lysithean
Anything is a jaw breaker if you try hard enough
masher415
It was a jaw dropper instead
Soyy
Somethin somethin if you're brave enough.
MightyThanos
It is if you're brave enough..
costalotmore
The oddest looking avocado.
MooneyRooney
I thought this was a bath bomb for some reason
Nestama
I thought it was a horrible mouldy peach...
Justineer
I thought it was a really crazy GMO peach and science had gone too far.
tenaciousOther
Witch also would have been impessive
ChrisPBacon82
Which witch is which?
Fefeaage
their*
admiralawesome4213
WE FOUND A WITCH! MAY WE BURN HER?!
veight7
SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!
WonTooSri
A newt?!
NotWrenP
I got better...
BYERE
Only if she weighs the same as a duck!
Jukior
We shall use my finest scale
DoctorWhoITGuru
That's a fair cop.
girlwiththepokemontattoo
Witches are very impressive
ipointoutwhythingsarefunny
Which*
tenaciousOther
I've always messed that one up
BYERE
Which witch is which?
BangForTheBuck
I thought it was an everlasting gobstopper
LoopStricken
I thought it was a shiny Cloyster.
strawberrycocoa
I thought it was a pearl
Vulpinologist
Try biting on it and see how your jaw feels.
Imghurrr
Just fine.. it's soft clay
Zerowes
Except for the marble in the middle
thedonnerparty
i once took a bite out of what i thought was a little cheeseburger. it was play-doh.
londonraleighrees
how old is your kid?
GrumpyScotsman
Young. Sorry i dont mind saying stuff about myself, not her though. lets just say its not double digits.
SwarmLord
You have a 100 years old kid?!
londonraleighrees
fair enough- get the privacy thing- very artistic and creative, as well as a smart science kid too- good parenting -
Pawnderlust
I'm glad you answered though. I was trying to figure out how impressed to be. If this was a 16 year old meh. 6 year old well holy crap!!
Fullmotard
Give her a big puzzle todo! She might a super genius. If so, can you change her name to "Wil.e coyote, super genius"
gecko08
Or she could be autistic... like really good at painting and drawing.
tomhark
and sell her to a circus.
GrumpyScotsman
Actually i was mostly amazed because i normally describe her as "My favourite Idiot"
Fullmotard
Shhhhh don't upset the chosen one. Quickly, go forth and train her to embrace her superpowers!
DontYouHateItWhenTheNameIsSolongYouCantReadit
How old is she, if you don't mind me asking?
tomhark
have you not told her the earth is flat? poor deluded child believes what she reads in books.
tomhark
when i was her age, i was sticking marbles up my nose, to see what would happen.
radieon
I buried marbles. Now my marbles are in someone else's yard.
BuzzKillingtonthe2nd
Found the scientist!
goatfatdoc
If Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit is right, then you were 37 when you did that.
ThePsychicZombie
Record the results, and you performed science.
AspiringGoodMotherfucker
Well. At least she knows that the earth is not flat.
MrRandom314159
I was the kid who'd watch because I knew it would be bad, but I wanted to see how bad.
eggmuffin
What age is she?
lemoninyoureye
Science
DragonLordG
Did you die?
ADisturbedOne
Rocks.. in my ears.
NotVeryCleverUsername
I made Lego/Meccano guns and a Titanic that would intake water then eventually split.
HorseWithComputer
I ate paper towels as swallowed coins and marbles when I was her age
VukastleBlack
Well I was sticking them up my ass.
RustyNeX
for all you know she could be 35. when i was her age i was storming the beaches at normandy
visualvendetta
I'm storming the beaches at Ft. Lauderdale as we speak. Haven't actually found the "fort" part yet, but I'll storm that too!
Anrothan
For all you know, dboyd might be sticking marbles up their nose at 35.. Just saying :)
RustyNeX
i would hope so, can you imagine people suddenly saying, well that's the last marble i will stick up my nose, i am just too old now....
tomhark
most people who stormed the beaches at normandy were 18. what are you doing right now?
visualvendetta
"Must be 18 or older to storm beaches". No fun!!!
cannedbat
I'm reading right now that the average age was 26 for an american soldier in ww2, but that doesn't mean you're wrong.
cannedbat
could be that most of them were 18, a few were a bit older, and a small handful were quite old, such as the brass
RustyNeX
i am storming the beaches of user sub, come at me bro
tomhark
you are the hero we need
RustyNeX
i know, i wear a cape and everything!
GrumpyScotsman
i think i am glad she has chosen this option instead.
SFMGifs
I'd be more concerned that the commenter knows wha age your kid is
visualvendetta
Few Imgurians seem to realize the new mobile app allows you to watch their fellow commenters 24/7.
PeaceOfMind69
Do we have a little explorer on our hands? :)
Krympehl
Obviously not, the marbles are in the play dough and not up the nose. I used to go spelunking when I was young.
Imghurrr
Sounds like you lost your virginity early on
Krympehl
Uhh, yeah. Psssh, yeah virginity, heh, who has time for that? Y_Y
CaffeinatedDisaster
And eating the play-doh don't forget that!
Premed
what do u stick up there now
busdriverdan
Kids these days and their creativity, back in my day we had to sit around and feel sorry for ourselves for wasting our parents money.
AJFred
She already saw what happened with a marble, now she is seeing what happens when you shove the whole world up your nose. She was interrupted
TalkingDustBunny
Mine was red hots.
petrichor93
It was Lite Brite pieces for me. Pointy side facing down.....that was a fun trip to the ER.
Civikjm
I've seen the results of this in the first Total Recall.
giggler
Carpet thread up mine
Feldspartacus
"Now what did we learn?" .. *plugged nostrils voice* "Don't stick marbles up your nose."
mohansen
I swallowed a marble once
Germurican
Same! And then it came out all dark!
mohansen
I didn't find mine.
Thruen
But her age is not told in the post?
Fullmotard
Well... What did happen?
tomhark
i was left a few marbles short of a game.
Fullmotard
Huh... I always got headaches. Found crayons to be a bit more enjoyable.
mrwusernamenottaken
Don't put marbles in your nose, put them in there, do not put them in there.
Grampababy
Heeee Is Franz Kafka!
IWouldLickThat
YAY! (And for anyone wondering: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpz67hBIJwg)
LostContext
Yay, Home Movies! This needs more points.
Ilikecats88
How the fuck did you fit marbles up your nostrils
cannedbat
Marbles come in different sizes guys.
tomhark
i am a negro you racist pig. triggered now
visualvendetta
Saw that one coming, lol..........
almostsomething182
I'm white, not jewish and could easily fit a marble up my nose
visualvendetta
Italian?
smitherw
How do you know how old she is?
tomhark
i have a white van
MonkeyOnATypewriter
...DAMN DANIEL!
Fatherdoodle
Where are you? I need some candy
wizardboy24
IS IT SPOOKY POWERS OR A WHITE VAN!?!?! WHICH IS IT DBOYD?!?!?!
tomhark
you can have both
AngeIa
He... He just told you
wizardboy24
There's another reply to someone else where he said spooky powers. It was a joke.