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Jul 19, 2016 11:21 PM
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repurposedschleem
Instructions unclear, got arrested for sexual harassment
Chevovader
And the screams " NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!!"
LoudAngryJerk
there is just so much wrong about this
BigAZNMan
Stomp the foot, hit the throat, break fingers, pull hair, and if you get on top in a tussle, break the collar bone.
ScrabbledAndLost
But I'm not a little girl will this still work?
Skawomplious
Don't forget to make noise. Scream your fucking head off, and don't stop until you're away.
TheVampireDante
Just say "I'm into crossfit and vegan." - he'll shrug, sigh and walk away.
RebelTroop
Knee to the balls and run while he's incapacitated
wmwander
If someone really wants to do something to you, kneeing them won't do shit
FelixG
Not every man is completely incapacitated by a knee to the groin, just food for thought, make sure you ave a backup plan!
Flamennight
That's my purse! I don't know you!
ScrabbledAndLost
This guy is really calm throughout this whole thing
shitduke
yes, it's almost as if he is no real physical threat...
TydenS
It's indicating 4 different options, not a four move combo.
zicroniumstarman
If you're fighting a guy, I have one word for you: BALLS. Remember, only ever fight in self defense, get to safety at the first chance.
wmwander
That won't do shit. Someone that really wants to hurt someone isn't gonna be stopped by a git to the nuts.Source:soccer player and wrestler
LaughingSeraphim
Because all males are just lurking out there, waiting to rape you against the wall.
SpiciestPepperoni
Hahha this makes me sad that I need this as a woman....
WowSuchDoge
When I first saw that image i thought "awwww cute" and was going to send it to my gf. Uhhh i won't.
Theweirdside
Knee in groin.. No groin, no Krav Maga
ironmansleftnipple
A kick to the balls would suffice
AndGeo
Wow so tsundere.
74018
What is this scenario called in manga/anime/hentai? When someone 'corners' someone with their arms like this?
GadenKerensky
Why would you want to do that, Senpai is finally noticing you!
Rivalyn
Because kabedon is intimidating and you get scared.
GadenKerensky
Kabedon?
Rivalyn
It's like in #3, Cool Guy looms over girl and slams his hand against the wall.
GadenKerensky
Ah.
dealgood
A drunk friend accidentally did the fourth one to me while dancing. Jaw hasn't been right in months.
dquin36
Lol imagine ramming the back of your head into a pointy, boney rock. That's headbutting someone like that
vexxed14
I prefer learning from Bas Rutten
InYourSadMachines
The hands on wall thing is called Kabe-don in Japan, means "Wall-bang". The guy corners the girl against a wall, slams his hand 1/2
InYourSadMachines
on the wall and asks her out. It an intimidating move but the media is making it seem like its romantic and "exciting", some sort of 2/3
InYourSadMachines
bad boy act. Which is why in the picture the girl (and the guy from Level 1) is blushing as opposed to being angry or scared.
TheHelleri
solar plexus strike and knee to the nuts are best. Women don't typically have the strength to phase a Man any other way.
FelixG
Thats why number 4 is good, you are putting some of your strongest muscles into play against one of the weaker areas.
GadenKerensky
Teeth.
FelixG
Teeth are a terrible idea. You are attaching yourself to someone who is going to be SUPER pissed off.
GadenKerensky
Well, bite the right place... he won't be so enraged if his jugular is hanging out of his neck, or his fingers are missing.
TheHelleri
Unless they are latched onto his throat not much chance there. Though I did once see a woman bite Man's finger until he submitted.
GadenKerensky
Bite hard enough and you can rip out flesh, and bite fingers off. Hence why that man submitted, it probably hurt like fuck. Also, it's crazy
TheHelleri
He was being pervy and she took his finger and pretended like she was going to...send it somewhere he liked. Than bit the fack outa it.
TheHelleri
It was pretty funny and he deserved it. Though from what I saw of her courting her in any manner was dangerous. She was a little flipped.
GadenKerensky
That woman IS crazy. I like it. Biting has shock value, especially if one has long canines; it's crazy and terrifying and dangerous.
HalfPint13
For real though, the kind of guy that wouldn't just step away if you ask isn't going to be deterred. You better be fast because now he mad.
lavoleous
Ladies, when all else fails, remember to S.I.N.G.
corvettee01
Aim for the eyes. They are squishy, and the easiest part of the body to permanently damage and destroy.
SkellingtonBones
Clap your flat palms against your assailant's ears at the same time as hard as you can, if you do it right you'll burst their eardrums
KichiUK
Tango soft drink in the UK had to stop a cheek-slapping ad campaign cause kids were getting it wrong and doing this, it works.
IchiNiisan
I like you
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Having actually been in a fight for my life I whole heartedly endorse eye gouging the moment your opportunity arises!
DownvoteConverter
Only takes 6lbs of force to destroy an eyeball
7562d1b7c8
I think I'd have a hard time justifying 'a guy pushed me into the wall so I permanently blinded him.' Assuming I lived through the results.
KaboomKrusader
And huge easy targets on anime characters.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Thumbs are wonderful little devices.
Agent
They are also delicious.
fistermatic5000
You're eyes have the strongest reflexes in your body.
PETTdavids
You are eyes? Your*
fistermatic5000
You obviously knew what the hell I meant. Autocorrect goes either way sometimes
corvettee01
Yeah, but your eye lid isn't gonna stop someones thumb. I've seen pics of people that have been eye-gouged. Shit's no joke.
fistermatic5000
Never said it would. It'll make you back the fuck up real quick
explosivelyshy
I feel like I'd need a lot of therapy if I had to gouge someone's eyeballs in self defense. Definitely not looking up a photo.
FishOnTheInternetz
If you let your target suffer for the rest of their life like that, you are even more of a sickfuck.
YourWeaponsAreUselessAgainstMyCodpiece
As someone who fights, #4 is the only one that would stop me. The rest is just to give you the space to do it. Your only advantage (1/2)
Thesaya
Most self defence is just meant to give you a chance to get away.
Mclovin21
I mean, an actually good hook to the jaw will fuck you up no matter what.
MrSpanksworth
You won't get a good hook to the jaw if you don't know how to throw a punch or have the distance for it.
Mclovin21
Well, "actually good" were the key words there.
failphins2
Rafi taught me self-defense against women's self-defense, so none would stop me
IHatePuns
Top of your head is a terrible thing to ram into another persons jaw though. If people don't know how to fight: eyes throat and groin.
ThatJerkYouKnow
Aim for your own hairline as the striking point. Incredible striking tool. Worked twice for me and a couple times for my gal pals.
wmwander
eyes and throat only. Groin won't do shit if someone wants to do something to you. But yeah, the head one will just result in a concussion
YourWeaponsAreUselessAgainstMyCodpiece
I never thought my username would be relevant, but yes. I don't think groin will be as effective as portrayed.
D33zus
What style?
FuturamaBrassKnucklesCo
19 years of having an older brother
YourWeaponsAreUselessAgainstMyCodpiece
For me? Kenpo 8 years, wrestling 4 years, sambo 1 year, escrima 2 years, TKD 1 year, army combatives. You?
jhingis
Wrestling 1yr, 2 yrs bjj + basic army cqc. These posts hurt me.
threepwood007
Sí
YourWeaponsAreUselessAgainstMyCodpiece
(2/2) is that he may not initially expect you to attack. If you don't know how to punch, don't. Save the surprise for eyes headbutt or knee
Regenclaw
I share your opinion on this, although everything depends on the situation you're in I.E.: Range, angle, height, and distance.
CopperWench
For people that don't usually do any fighting at all, just a quick bop might ruin their day and get you out of there.
YourWeaponsAreUselessAgainstMyCodpiece
Or it may make them beat you beyond recognition. It's a gamble; just make sure that if you get the space, you run.
CopperWench
For sure. Just saying, not everyone is a professional fighter. It's a different beast out there.
CopperWench
Myself, I'm disabled and can't do fight practice beyond my basic sword blocks, but in emergency situations I can wriggle free, and gtfo well
bunny808
How do you fight off the tenticles?
ThatOneGuy87
Go super saiyan of course.
cganya
If video game stats are to be believed then the only real defense is a chainmail bikini.
Preincarnage
The struggle is real.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
the Struggle Snuggle
SevenDickedDinosaur
You dont
tentaclehentai
Indeed.
tentaclehentai
~(;,,;)~
smogswallowssuns
What do you think the Japanese invented katanas for
Austrialian
It all makes sence now
Ketheres
For cutting fruits?
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
Seen Hentai girls with them..doesn't do much good.
ArchMagos
I dunno Miko Mido uses one to great effect a couple times.
DianNaoChong
You've seen the footage, you don't!
Demenster
Use the Rock Candy patented Rear Guard
TheSkeletonWar
Become a man.
Velexis
You don't. You hope they don't chose you to begin with
AandAproductions
Wait until they finish and run like a motherfucker. Cum and run buddy
Kiopho
With a dictionary.
kayleboli
Tentacles*
okayyeahigetit
You pray.
Ravenuser
Japanese "pray" or english "pray"?
Ralpheo
Hasn't stopped me before, why would it stop tenticles
Mayokopp
Oh my god do I pray
TheUrbanShamanIsDeadAgain
I pray every day
VadertheH8er
/a/iJkF9
KingNova
I pray every single day nyaaaa
Veggisaurus
You eat them.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
and then they end up inside of you anyway...
BigAZNMan
hot butter.
Stupidpeoplearestpid
somethinglikeausername
You cut them up, fry them, and eat them.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Slather yourself in various oils.
DieselWolf
If you encounter tentacles, you are fucked.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
literally
steelfingers
Testicles ?
XxSirSchmoopyxX
Oh my sweet summer child
tentaclehentai
You rang?
Rigfennid
Tenticle testicles?
TydenS
*tentacle
bunny808
You never seen hentai?
tentaclehentai
Hi!
steelfingers
I'm just being silly
bunny808
Just like the site and this new look