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henriklund
Try not to cry - cry a lot
MisterZurkon
i just got a tshirt from his site! love his work.
j2gt
Good guy death
mcgravin
Eros and Thanatos. Very Freudian.
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
Rose Tyler. . .
FloofOwner
Today dough.
TheLingeringDane
Plot twist, both allergic to marzipan without knowledge and dies eating it
azazyel
I think Disc World has the funniest Death while Supernatural has the creepiest.
TheFlyingHellfish
I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ғᴜɴɴʏ. I ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍᴇ. -- Death, probably.
gingersnapdragon
If it's a choice between marzipan or Death, I'd choose Death.
shadowsing
ɴᴏ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ɴᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴀᴋᴇ. ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴋᴇ ɪs ᴏᴠᴇʀ. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴄᴀᴋᴇ.
Burnyoureyes
And there goes Lord Snapcase.
RustyLongshanks
"Yes, yes, and in time the Lord of the Dead shall surely inherit the greatest kingdom. Now hush, the adults are talking." -- Black Mage
dangerousDoc
Ah 8bit theater...its been so long
loganjvickery
Cake..... or DEATH! https://youtu.be/BNjcuZ-LiSY
Cheomesh
I'll take cake
loganjvickery
Fine..
mizzderp
You bake marzipan?
Candymostdandy
Wait...does this mean we are all going to die someday???
cousteau
Unless you're immortal. I plan to live forever or die trying.
dameningen
I'm sorry, but if you ever drank water, you're going to die.
ImmortalAzrael
Not you, don't worry.
Candymostdandy
I'm too sexy to die.
ImmortalAzrael
Me too!
Candymostdandy
I've heard rumours to that effect.
ImmortalAzrael
All true. Wait, what have you heard?
doctordoge
11th doctor and Amy Pond?
DoctorNirn
The salmon mousse!
cyprian64
Fun fact: plastic explosives in a letter bomb smells like marzipan.
chuckaholic
Homestar Runner loves marzipan.
TheFlyingHellfish
Homestaw Wunnew loves Mawzipan
LiterallyYourMom
EVERYBODY
Ericlol
Plot twist. He eats The cake but dies because he is allergic to nuts (marzipan is made of nuts)
JackbyNimble
Marzipan......what no buttercream or frosting? Weak move Death....weak
moonsaves
I didn't even eat the mousse.
sfb208
I expected this to end with "But I have a nut allergy"...
lookatmyusernameIamsooriginalarentI
As someone with a nut allergy. I expected the same.
TheodoreWitchfucker
http://mercworks.net/
treeshakertucker
your the hero imgus needs! +1
TheodoreWitchfucker
I'm no hero, never was..
IAmNotASkeleton
War... has changed.
TheodoreWitchfucker
It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity.
flxcvz
Thanks for including source since OP didn't find it that necessary. Hopefully it will reach top comments.
TheodoreWitchfucker
It won't. It' already a front page post, and i have 6 points. It doesn't matter though, but just saying, it wont make a top comment :p
flxcvz
You only need 15 upvotes to be on the sixth place
TheodoreWitchfucker
Well whaddaya know? haha but my only reason was to give the credit where it's due. Besides, the artist is also on imgur.
flxcvz
Really? Somehow it comes to mind that he wastes his time here instead of making comics like he should.
ANorthman
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/what-do-we-say-to-the-java-update.jpeg
TheSingleNearyou
Always upvote Game of Thrones
yourbassist
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--IF0eOhf6--/18ert1pf5pthkpng.png
beckadoomsday
LorTheMighty
See, death isn't giant, he's just in the foreground.
Arashni
HERRMSTEERR RERNEEERR EEMGEERDD
danzafan37
Ju ma pell Marzipanio (I don't French real good...)
becouse
I don't understand.
blanketyblank
Homestarrunner.com. look that shit up.
thisissomefuckingxshit
its a character from homestar runner... named marzipan :P
scientificburrito
http://www.homestarrunner.com/firsttime.html
BroccoliKing
Ya did a great JAERRRBBB +1
TheFlyingHellfish
Aᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ, I ʙᴀᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴀᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴡ ʟᴏᴠᴇ. Iᴛ's ᴍᴀʀᴢɪᴘᴀɴ.
fartyfootballs
RIP Terry
yeaboy67
But the cake is a lie! It's a lie I tell you!
SHEDOOO
MMMᴍᴍᴍ I ʟᴏᴠᴇ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘs.
TimothyTRiG
It's the sort of thing Bill Door would do, isn't it? Or try to do, and get hilariously wrong.
MD2Be
Reaper Man reference game on point...YO
TheFlyingHellfish
Tᴏᴛᴇs MᴄGᴏᴛᴇs
Kraken9
this is exactly how Death will show up on Mort & Ysabells date XD
GigaHobo
ＢＵＴ ＦＩＮＥ， ＳＯＤ ＹＯＵ ＴＨＥＮ
TheFlyingHellfish
Who talks like that?
Myfirstnamewaschosen
Brits. Fuck em. Or don't.
Amythyst
@GigaHobo does
cristocanyon
The anthropomorphic representation of Death from the Discworld series.
TheFlyingHellfish
Nᴏ, Dᴇᴀᴛʜ sᴘᴇᴀᴋs ɪɴ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘs. Mᴀʏʙᴇ @GɪɢᴀHᴏʙᴏ's ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛʟʏ.
guericK
I was about to do that. The world in general needs more Discworld. Also, GNU Terry.
TheFlyingHellfish
And by that extension, GNU the future adventures of Vimes and Moist.
VeraFullAuto
Can someone help a mobile user out
TheFlyingHellfish
I used http://fsymbols.com/generators/smallcaps/ for small caps to repeat what Death said.
TheGingerZombie
Sure, It says: "A lly, I b his lbr y rn l . I's r in."
thepopeofchilitown
They took Death's dialogue from the last two frames and did it in small caps, the way Death speaks in DiscWorld novels.
mrskeItal
http://imgur.com/XRYXCFm
TheFlyingHellfish
Haha. I used http://fsymbols.com/generators/smallcaps/ for small caps.
warick
Bravo.gif
TheFlyingHellfish
AStackofUnreadBooks
There’s no justice.......ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇ.
justalurkerfornow
Hey Mawrzipan, it homestahr...
TheFlyingHellfish
Go away and pick up sticks?! I don't know whewe you get off sistew, but it's not at the Homestaw Wunnew station anymowe.
PuppiesoverKittensAnyday
I weaw the only pewpewor cap, I date the only guuuul.
gingerrhythm
in closing i look good in wed.
musicalGROOT
Buttdance, buttdance
123somethingcreative123
Before I eat a tall glass of momolade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows.
ImTheMotherfuckingBatman
I mean, fluffy-puffies.
FoxxOTG
You smell like pea soup.
musicalGROOT
Mawrzipan can you feel that? Yes, you're kicking me in the shins. Nah, I think I wud wemembuh something like that.
typingtreemonkey
"It's okay Homestar, some people still think I'm a broom" "YOU'RE NOT A BRWOOM??"
Grimrir
uwhaaaaa~!~! UWHAAAaaAAaaAAA~! PACHOOooooo.... I was Named after a sixties sooong! I'm a trendy tote baaag...
mauxrobles
Ookoo...laylay! Ookoo...laylay
atoyot
Good jaaaaeeeeeooorrrbrbbbbbb
tsrIbanez
Delorted!
veryhungrycaterpillar
I say this all the time at work and no one gets it. (I'm a lawyer.)
IUpVoteDadJokes
And what do we say to death?
TheMythologicalMan
SUCK MY DICK
Palfrost
Someday though ?
techpariah
Fuck marzipan!
bennux
REMISSION BITCH! HAH!
Elerich
Momento Mori ?
Fuzzysteve
https://youtu.be/Ifaw07fuU00?t=24s
imudetan
Allah Akbar
finninthejakesuit
"Thank you Death."
BMO2
Fuck out my face
PaulParten
I don't know what YOU say, but I say "let's go get a curry"
shamelessselfpromoter
'Sup
ddlyz
We embrace it :0
Chrichelle
Same thing we say to the java update.
eddiethirdbar
hello, old friend.
exparrot78
FECK-OFF DEATH!!!
starwingcorona
Just the comment I was looking for~!
Cassiraa
Hello, my old friend
JQuentinEvermann
I'll suck your dick for an extra week?
ImJustSayinHey
someday
Calcifiera
Til death do us part... Oh wait right.. Not today!
jaychman
The same thing we say to the Java update.
corneliuskap
EVENTUALLY!
nsdev
Finally. Took you long enough. Are you even fucking sorry?
TachyonCode
The cake is a lie.
NinjasStoleMyMama
I wanted ice cream.
admiralawesome4213
Thanks ObamaCare
TheDreadPirateBoberts
"Whatever man."
Pigeon14
Not today
SolarOnions
Not today.
peteywaz
please come back later.
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
Maybe later, I'm tired now.
iDrinkDrano
"We still on for movies this sunday?"
FlamedLion
thank you for waiting.
samnbern
Thanks for the Marzipan.
CorneliusCornwall
Thank you Mr.Reaper.
rampanttangent
"Not today matey" https://youtu.be/Ifaw07fuU00
Artoriass
Five more minutes
ImNotRacistBut
Allahu Ackbar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_IDsFEIPpY
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Marzipan sucks.
yoshimasta
GIVE ME CAKE!!
foremanofgames
May I have another?
Ateyx
jaijaikali
I've been bored since I left college. I was wondering when you'd show up. Thanks for coming early.
MrCeter
That the first 4 episodes of game of thrones where accidentally released xDDD
RCentaurs
Why would you make marzipan?
Teas
Cake, please.
Pulsahr
Nothing, we show him how to move the horse, cuz he forgot again.
baneofthewalrus
Grandma getting a little too old and racist could you take care of that before me and Shantel's wedding?
PooPooSpaghetti
Please take me, oh sweet release.
ChocolatePocket
Someday tho
Wyzilla
We tell him to come another day when dying wouldn't be such a fuss.
AverageEverydayPeasant
Thanks for the favor, you'll find your money in the same account.
GingerTheBeard
someday though.
GridCube
thanks for the cake death, that was really considerate of you, now kindly leave
LeeroyTheBird
It's actually a lie. I'm sorry, it had to be said. Actually, wait, I'm not sorry. The cake is a lie.
SassyPotato
http://static2.hypable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/godofdeathnottoday.gif
missing7
Thanks for the cake.
idiotn00b
8 days later but "thank mr skeltal" would have made it big here.
QuackNate
Thanks for the cake!
SasquatchChief
Thank you, Death...
IceCubesInMyTea
got to it before me
hungraninc
About time!
redbeard623
Hi there, do you want some pancakes?
mordaedil
"Did you really have sex with Deadpool?"
Beardgoesalltheway
I was looking for anything with Deadpool or Thanos. Thank you.
cheeseisatypeofmeat
Not today
henriklund
Try not to cry - cry a lot
TommyCreo
Yeah. I'm dieting. But I have a cheat day coming up, so if I could have a piece then, that would be nice.
KukuBRE
IUpVoteDadJokes
Unless you're Sean Bean.
Khakestar23
then it's EVERY DAY
MuffinOverlord
madkip
no no no no :3
IronMannequinMrkXXI
"No, no, no! Not in my house!"
edissick
Someday though
RachTrap
Really? Statistically I am Immortal. Not a surprise ngle one of me has died.
iDrinkDrano
Death is chill. Death has forever.
CycloneSP
unless it's chuck noris
iDrinkDrano
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110114064608/glee/images/8/8e/DID_I_STUTTER_BITCH.PNG
FoolishWit
Is your username a Breakfast of Champions reference?
iDrinkDrano
Narp, sorry. It was a split second choice for a hardstyle DJ name.
Tupacabra
+1 Serrio Forrell
IamRickySpanish
I named my character in bloodborne after syrio forel!
Tupacabra
Nice.lannistergif
andehroo
*Syrio *Forel
Tupacabra
I just guessed, I'm sorry :3
HelloIsItMeYoureLurkingFor
RIP to the First Sword of Braavos
zixkil
Maybe /optimist
Trumpcard814
Maybe catelyn stark isn't dead either xD
ThatAssholeOverThere
Five more minutes?
yupitsmealright
Check, please!
zachzac
I'll get in the van.
TurkTurkelton
Sean Bean is over there.
KilljoyWasHere
Maybe later.
TKBarbus
Kraken9
good one turk
Arjni
Spot on
afriendofmine
This is the first time I se a 2gen comment out-point a 1gen one.
chanieldoi
Shit. That's that really deep kind of good joke that hits all the spots in all the right places. Thanks for that laugh.
BonJohnny
Boromirs curse is lifed. He lived in Jupiter Ascending. i was sure he died though.
ThatOneFellaWithTheFaceAndTheShirt
CFC44
Poor Seen Bean
ThePakistallion
It's 12:59 am. I just woke up the GF by laughing so hard at this. I'm not sorry. You shouldn't be either you glorious bastard!!!!
designmajor
All the upvotes for you, you magnificent bastard.
fearjunkie
If I had a had I'd tip it. Well met, good sir.
cable7193
You made both me and my gf die laughing. Unlike Sean Bean. Who dies horribly. Thank you for that.
Bigfudgie
This deserves more upvotes.
GreenEggsAndSpam
I LOVE it when a sub comment gets more upvotes than the original comment
thearthking
When a reply gets more likes than the original comment. Well done sir, well done.
TheMouthOfSauron
CalifornianEskimo
He's got a great smile. Handsome fellow.
debatem1
I actually really want to see this now.
CTMGame
Stark Trek: Captured by the Cardassians, Captain Boromir A. Stark is executed just as Starfleet launches an offensive to save him.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Got captured by Kim Kardashian?
AceOfShovels
Worthy of an upvote, though I've seen this exact comment play out before. Must be a reference to something.
PTKrieg
LOL. And not one of those fake-ass internet LOLs, an actual outburst of real-world laughter.
SkillN
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Sean_1e9295_2852067.jpg
wowzies
I saw that movie he was in "jupiter ascending" was pretty much on the edge of my seat the whole time waiting for him to die. then credits...
krauraurgg
You should watch Sharpe. It's like that, but for twelve movies.
uwuooowyooowhowuwuwu
commenting because I can't favorite a comment
ZombieInfernoLand
Would give 2 upvotes
keyqueen
Omg i literally threw my head back and laughed. Nice one.
dublex
AHAHAHA +1
ThatChadGuy
this is my favorite comment ever. +1
Corks
im always tempted to say shawm bawn or seen been
Verbalmammal
Well played
GoniMaster
I came back to upvote you. One of the best replies ever on imgur.
Tylerm1
This is the best comment I have seen on this website in a long time. I just favorited this post because of this comment
decorativemooseknuckle
http://imgur.com/ZlyLsPh
Khaelan
This comment deserves an award or something.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
That man is a National Treasure.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
So that's why he got buried often?
curlycathy
I came here expecting the usual "Not today!" but this is so much better. I bow down before you, oh God of funny and witty comments!
Virtuoso
Dammit I need a favourite button for comments!
Killakam721
You're my favorite.
buttinvader
Holy shit, this made me laugh so hard that now everyone in the office is looking at me funny.
Opportunist
Fuck yeah, me too :P
Shovi
OH.MY.GOD!
mygumdropbuttons
I signed in just to upvote this. So, your'e kind of a big deal now.
Creepyharrypottersayingterrific
teddybear6
username checks out
NinjaSushi2
Except that's Frodo Baggins not Harry Potter.
zixkil
Double checked, user name is correct
NinjaSushi2
Except that's Frodo Baggins not Harry Potter.
temujin9
Hey, look, you missed the joke TWICE.
NinjaSushi2
So you down voted me?
Mschultz90
I refuse to pronounce his name anything other than Seen bean or shawn bawn
GrouchyMarx
I've seen bowls of beans sown in Bean's showl by his bold soul who sold bones while we've been at sea with Sean Bean... beeping at seals?
Burakawani
Seen Been
EmotionalSupportPig
Apparently he's really Shaun Bean, he changed it for acting just to fuck with us.
Mschultz90
You'd think that (if true) it would bring me peace.
EmotionalSupportPig
Shaun Mark Bean. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Bean
TheseGoToEleven
"Whoa, hang on bro, I didn't do the thing yet. Now, hold my beer and watch this shit... stick around, just in case."
WristDeepInaBook
-begrudgingly- Thank you, Death
snelln
Not today.
GeneraloftheObvious
how about less time baking and more time fixing the overpopulation problem?
cousteau
NOT TODAY, BITCH!! (I'm sorry but I've always felt like this quote needed a "bitch" at the end)
LordWok
NOT TODAY
MeForScale
Pizza? Pickle chips? I'd give you my brother's soul but he doesn't have one.
KingMudkipIII
Thanks for the cake.
Airscape
ill suck your dick for 1 more day?
catscatsyeahcats
I'm fairly confident this would result in immediate death. Also, he a skeleton and that bone is long gone.
VaguelySatisfying
what if he's the skeleton of a special hominid species that had a penis bone?
Flyndaran
I just imagine death being so happy when a paleoanthropologist recognizes his species. Check your homo Sapien privilege.
afrofrycook
Ironic that when you're made solely of bones, you can't have a boner.
catscatsyeahcats
Life: what a cruel and surly bitch.
Airscape
hush or ill boop you
catscatsyeahcats
I ain't afraid of no boop.
Airscape
psh... maybe you're just not that experienced with booping.
garbagedonut
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e136/saxmanosu/notyet_zps5d20620e.jpg
grabyerpitchforks
"Thanks for the cake"
PsychopompGecko
https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380429969/861778.gif
flameohotman
Some days dough
Dastan2010
FAKA UUU
RunsWithGoldendoodles
Nothing. Simply smile back.
perfectoon0901
Next Tuesday?
NeutrallyChaotic
"Only the good die young." *knee to the crotch before running off*
kinglocke
K
novusprime
get the fuck out of my face.
MyNameIsTom
SMBFJC
TimeTravelingGodzilla
Maybe later.
DragonDew
Can we have Robin Williams back? I will give you One Direction.
TheDemonCrowley
You can have One Direction AND Justin Bieber, Death!
DragonDew
Let's not make this look like it works in our favor.
TheDemonCrowley
Oh, oh, hold on. *ehem* I- er- love Justin and 1D. *cringes*
CmcGhee123
Hurry up and take me
CriticalCode
Knee him in the bollocks and run like hell!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifaw07fuU00
grimfandango
I hear you have a thing for Deadpool.
HelpImAlive
We say no and it goes ahead without our consent anyway. Basically death (in most cases) is like a form of rape but it comes from time.
nipplepanties
Thanks for the cake.
roburtguy
thanks for the cake
LooseCannonSpock
How's Yamcha these days?
ADULTLINK
I'll be back tomorrow for the rest of my stuff. Cya!
Ministellar
"Thanks for the marzipan."
Psyman2
Marzipan makes everything better.
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
Except if you're allergic to almonds..
MonaPizza
Does it have poison?
NeverBlameMe
My friend's nickname is Marzipan. He doesn't make everything better. Trust me. But he's a good friend though.
superben
http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/6a/NewestMarzipan.png/180px-NewestMarzipan.png
IUpVoteDadJokes
I'm more of a Strong Bad fan, but I respect the appreciation for Homestar Runner's girlfriend.
TheSqeeek
With Marzipan's radish, we're going to win the competitio-*POP*
Xerubay
Hey, Bubs, can I have my leg back?
TheSqeeek
Don't worry Strongbad, your computer's in a better place now. Or rather, its in the same place but with a giant hole through it.
TheBreaux
Good jorb on that comment there StacksBandledTogerther!
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
Except marzipan
cousteau
SPECIALLY marzipan
Psyman2
Twice the marzipan? Sign me up!
Monarchist
what is Marzipan?
ImgurGinger
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/4938/567772-marzipan.png
appaismyspiritanimal
According to Emily Gilmore, it's made by cloistered nuns. And they make it into little bunnies! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmIOXKdpZlU
TallDude
It is an almond based candy. I personally dislike it, but lots of people go crazy about the thing.
notcleverenoughforusernames
A mexican Turkish delight
klausnominomi
Like mazapan?
WhatzitTooya
Unless you're allergic to almonds.
AmalieTheDane
Yup. Ditto.
cousteau
I bet you can make marzipan out of other stuff.
WhatzitTooya
Yes, you can, but then it's no longer called marzipan.
jtriangle
Or cyanide.... which smells like marzipan.
WhatzitTooya
Doesn't it smell like bitter almonds?
jtriangle
Smells pretty sweet to me. It might not taste sweet though?
WhatzitTooya
Are we still talking about cyanide?
copingcabana
Except diabetes
cousteau
Well, it makes it greater at least.
dublex
I love chocolate and I love marzipan but chocolate with marzipan?! >:U *blegh*
Psyman2
Chocolate AFTER marzipan!
dublex
http://imgur.com/BIhR8pK
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Psyman2
Depends on the Region. In NJ and other states I only found it in candy stores, but in some states you can even get it in the supermarket.
insertcoinhere
IT'S MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SWEET! And on that note, here in TX it's found in grocery stores, restaurants, bakeries, football games, everywher
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
I FUCKING HATE MARZIPAN!!.. So y'all can have a piece of my slice ;D
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OffendedPigeon
I HATE IT SO MUCH I COULD SCREAM...is that too much? WAIT I DON'T CARE I HATE IT
ultrapwnd
Same here, I don't like the gooey texture.
labrat
Agreed. Hate that stuff. And there are very few sweets I don't like.
GoldenPenisOfWisdom
I would kill for marzipan, but you dodged that bullet!
Vampiratelycan
Fellow marzipan hater!!! We shall rejoice in our shared hatred of almond paste.
Wrkncacnter
My mom just came back from Toledo with the best marzipan :D
appaismyspiritanimal
Was it made by the nuns there?!
Wrkncacnter
Hah, I think so.
cousteau
Wait till you try THIS! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarta_de_Santiago
Wrkncacnter
that looks amazing.
cousteau
Tastes too. It's like a mix between cookie and marzipan.