redbeard623

10618 pts · August 16, 2011

If I write something about myself then it is more data on which to find me. If you find me you may not like me. Worse than that you may like me and want to hang out. If we hang out I might have to call you friend. If I have to call you friend then you are probably as intolerable as I am and we will only communicate roughly once every few years or so after hanging out frequently for a while. This may lead one to wonder why we no longer hang out and question if we are still friends. Such pondering can lead to severe depression and a horrible bout with the mental health system or worse death. I will not have that level of responsibility for my fellow imgurian on me. Therefor I cannot write anything substantial about me.