Sep 17, 2019 3:44 PM
noevels
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Squeesheiro
Metal Bear Solid
BigTexsBoot
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Gorantu
That’s a lot of trash cans
DoublevBomb
Metal Bear Solid - The Situational Awareness of Old People
handbanana13
Old people are the best. Seriously chat one up. They can conversate forever. I love old people
AnneGwishZ
Converse*
Cortezdelanoche
No context without the audio "Ok, Bearsington. We'll be gone a few days. Water the plants, and money is on the fridge for pizza"
thenoisegeorgemichaelmakeswhenannbreaksupwithhim
that could happen to me when i leave the house in the morning. usually i'm obliviously tired.
netboygold
Headin' on over to the Country Kitchen Buffet
wowthatwasquick
You have any pic-a-nic baskets?
I bear-ly have some for myself
PresidentOfMexico2
Khrome
Pardon me, Sir or Ma'am... Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Win.. hello? Sir?
darthmom
The bear seemed a little disappointed that the couple didn’t react more intensely.
trojanplatypus
I've figured out why old people look crazy/mad all the time... can't see shit.
cre8majic
"They're more afraid of me than I am of them"
Teaelf
How killers on Dead By Daylight be...sometimes they just don't see you. Those are the most tense.
moridinlanfear
What's terrifying is they didn't notice a bear in front of them, but they are probably about to drive a car...
SidewaysPedro
Very true, and yes it is absolutely terrifying!!
IAmTiredOfRacismAndAnger
"Honey, when did we get a bear statue?"
magnificentbastard
How unaware of your surroundings do you have to be to not see a fucking bear!!
JJI7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=96&v=IGQmdoK_ZfY Selective attention is a thing.
Geek13
Looks like a small Griz. Makes me wonder where momma Griz is.
CareNot
This is why people at a certain age don’t need to drive anymore. Scary that they missed something right in front of them.
pamelaBaroness
Marge, act natural, do not panic. He is back.
BlueAngel3141
Looks around the corner like “how did they not see me?? AM I DEAD TO YOU?”
mindolluin
"Are they gone?" - bear at the end
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
He's going to try out all their beds and eat THEIR porridge now. https://imgur.com/user/onlyporridge/submitted
ShinoXIII
FearOsheema
But WHY?
Well, THIS day he added cinnamon!!!!
smartino
I felt like that when I was 15 and had a crush on a 17 year old beauty.
dthninja2
He's in awe of anyone who can't seem to be bothered to give a fuck about a bear.
HodgePodgekin
I like how the bear took a step back when it saw grandma. Like grandma was about to fuck it up.
zombywoof68
"I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... "
Primary1
Haha I like how he took a step back to hide a bit
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt
"Do... do you guys not realize I'm a bear?"
pondeangul
"Am I a joke to you?"
TheGinge2010
Honey go Nextdoor and let Nancy know her dog got out again
Neckcormon
Do realise I dont give a fuck I'm too old for this shit.
MIKUWEPTDANKMEMES
“What a cute squirrel”. -some old guy
Ruffeli
That bear is probably rogue class, all points put in disguise and bluff.
Akilles
Sir Bearington!
AlligatorLoki
And then the old people got in the car to drive. God help us all
Counter-point https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=96&v=IGQmdoK_ZfY Its shockingly easy to miss stuff.
Jamesbaxster
They wised up for air traffic controllers in the US. Forced retirement at 56
spiffylookingnerfherder
"I'm sorry that motorcyclist got hurt, but it's her own fault; she came out of nowhere! They should really ban bikes."
sexologistwolfe
Happened to me exactly this way
dentros1
"I have the right of way, I'm older." No one can see your age in your damn car.
ImHereForExplicitContent
Just put it on a bumper sticker like those marathon distances.
TheBetterVeteran
GET OFF THE STREET! OLD PEOPLE DRIVING!
Intelletc
How the fuck do you not notice a giant animal on your front porch?
TheBurritoConfederacy
Their vision is based on movement.
Oh yeah it says it right there
SundeeWarshipp
When I worked retail, watched an old man drive right into my brick building at 8am. Had to fight him to stay till the cops arrived.
[deleted]
Haha how peculiar
Avikus
They should do a drivers test every other year past 70. Every year past 80
Pretty sure you could save all the effort by just counting the dents in their front and rear bumpers. 3 strikes anyone?
StarkRG
I'm pretty sure it's similar to that here, i don't think the ages are right, but they are tested every year after a certain age.
Here?
Australia
UnfinishedSentencesAre
No, not here. Over there
BenSnow97
yeah, you can see how careful the bear is around those dangerous creatures
ChoovaMonster
My grandmother got away with a $60 ticket in Washington for going 95 in a 75 because she is a sweet old lady...who really likes to go fast
ForkOffPlease
They were going to country kitchen buffet.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
LeakyGun
just too old to give a damn
MoussaillonDuWeb
This is the fuckin best comment! Bien joué l'ami
T0go
I've walked past an elk before without realizing.
A buck with antlers too. Was busy getting out my front door to go to work. I was really bad at that job too.
imakesoap
I walked about ten inches from a stretched out rattlesnake on our front porch. Was carrying in groceries and busy looking at the lock 1/2
balancing bags, etc. Didn’t notice the huge snake until I went back to go out and get the rest of the groceries. I’m just saying 2/3
that these older folks might have been distracted by their actions and not looking for unexpected bears on the porch. Because 1 step to 3/4
the right and I would have trodden right on a rattlesnake. Sorry for the length of this comment.
sunflowersticklemorethanfeathers
I agree distraction plays a roll but a snake is a lot easier to miss than a huge bear.
Squeesheiro
Metal Bear Solid
BigTexsBoot
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Gorantu
That’s a lot of trash cans
DoublevBomb
Metal Bear Solid - The Situational Awareness of Old People
handbanana13
Old people are the best. Seriously chat one up. They can conversate forever. I love old people
AnneGwishZ
Converse*
Cortezdelanoche
No context without the audio "Ok, Bearsington. We'll be gone a few days. Water the plants, and money is on the fridge for pizza"
thenoisegeorgemichaelmakeswhenannbreaksupwithhim
that could happen to me when i leave the house in the morning. usually i'm obliviously tired.
netboygold
Headin' on over to the Country Kitchen Buffet
wowthatwasquick
You have any pic-a-nic baskets?
noevels
I bear-ly have some for myself
PresidentOfMexico2
Khrome
Pardon me, Sir or Ma'am... Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Win.. hello? Sir?
darthmom
The bear seemed a little disappointed that the couple didn’t react more intensely.
trojanplatypus
I've figured out why old people look crazy/mad all the time... can't see shit.
cre8majic
"They're more afraid of me than I am of them"
Teaelf
How killers on Dead By Daylight be...sometimes they just don't see you. Those are the most tense.
moridinlanfear
What's terrifying is they didn't notice a bear in front of them, but they are probably about to drive a car...
SidewaysPedro
Very true, and yes it is absolutely terrifying!!
IAmTiredOfRacismAndAnger
"Honey, when did we get a bear statue?"
magnificentbastard
How unaware of your surroundings do you have to be to not see a fucking bear!!
JJI7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=96&v=IGQmdoK_ZfY Selective attention is a thing.
Geek13
Looks like a small Griz. Makes me wonder where momma Griz is.
CareNot
This is why people at a certain age don’t need to drive anymore. Scary that they missed something right in front of them.
pamelaBaroness
Marge, act natural, do not panic. He is back.
BlueAngel3141
Looks around the corner like “how did they not see me?? AM I DEAD TO YOU?”
mindolluin
"Are they gone?" - bear at the end
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
He's going to try out all their beds and eat THEIR porridge now. https://imgur.com/user/onlyporridge/submitted
ShinoXIII
FearOsheema
But WHY?
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Well, THIS day he added cinnamon!!!!
smartino
I felt like that when I was 15 and had a crush on a 17 year old beauty.
dthninja2
He's in awe of anyone who can't seem to be bothered to give a fuck about a bear.
HodgePodgekin
I like how the bear took a step back when it saw grandma. Like grandma was about to fuck it up.
zombywoof68
"I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... "
Primary1
Haha I like how he took a step back to hide a bit
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt
"Do... do you guys not realize I'm a bear?"
pondeangul
"Am I a joke to you?"
TheGinge2010
Honey go Nextdoor and let Nancy know her dog got out again
Neckcormon
Do realise I dont give a fuck I'm too old for this shit.
MIKUWEPTDANKMEMES
“What a cute squirrel”. -some old guy
Ruffeli
That bear is probably rogue class, all points put in disguise and bluff.
Akilles
Sir Bearington!
AlligatorLoki
And then the old people got in the car to drive. God help us all
JJI7
Counter-point https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=96&v=IGQmdoK_ZfY Its shockingly easy to miss stuff.
Jamesbaxster
They wised up for air traffic controllers in the US. Forced retirement at 56
spiffylookingnerfherder
"I'm sorry that motorcyclist got hurt, but it's her own fault; she came out of nowhere! They should really ban bikes."
sexologistwolfe
Happened to me exactly this way
dentros1
"I have the right of way, I'm older." No one can see your age in your damn car.
ImHereForExplicitContent
Just put it on a bumper sticker like those marathon distances.
TheBetterVeteran
GET OFF THE STREET! OLD PEOPLE DRIVING!
Intelletc
How the fuck do you not notice a giant animal on your front porch?
TheBurritoConfederacy
Their vision is based on movement.
Intelletc
Oh yeah it says it right there
SundeeWarshipp
When I worked retail, watched an old man drive right into my brick building at 8am. Had to fight him to stay till the cops arrived.
[deleted]
[deleted]
AlligatorLoki
Haha how peculiar
Avikus
They should do a drivers test every other year past 70. Every year past 80
ImHereForExplicitContent
Pretty sure you could save all the effort by just counting the dents in their front and rear bumpers. 3 strikes anyone?
StarkRG
I'm pretty sure it's similar to that here, i don't think the ages are right, but they are tested every year after a certain age.
Avikus
Here?
StarkRG
Australia
UnfinishedSentencesAre
No, not here. Over there
BenSnow97
yeah, you can see how careful the bear is around those dangerous creatures
ChoovaMonster
My grandmother got away with a $60 ticket in Washington for going 95 in a 75 because she is a sweet old lady...who really likes to go fast
ForkOffPlease
They were going to country kitchen buffet.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
LeakyGun
just too old to give a damn
MoussaillonDuWeb
This is the fuckin best comment! Bien joué l'ami
T0go
I've walked past an elk before without realizing.
T0go
A buck with antlers too. Was busy getting out my front door to go to work. I was really bad at that job too.
imakesoap
I walked about ten inches from a stretched out rattlesnake on our front porch. Was carrying in groceries and busy looking at the lock 1/2
imakesoap
balancing bags, etc. Didn’t notice the huge snake until I went back to go out and get the rest of the groceries. I’m just saying 2/3
imakesoap
that these older folks might have been distracted by their actions and not looking for unexpected bears on the porch. Because 1 step to 3/4
imakesoap
the right and I would have trodden right on a rattlesnake. Sorry for the length of this comment.
sunflowersticklemorethanfeathers
I agree distraction plays a roll but a snake is a lot easier to miss than a huge bear.