WinterWarrior420
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Nov 9, 2015 8:32 PM
WinterWarrior420
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SlipperyDickery
what are all those zipties wrapped around?
arlindohall
I also need to know this.
RavenAddicted
Fucking with delicious treats is NOT OKAY!!!!!!
UnaLagrenade59
Probably Chia
MakeItBackAlright
They told me you would come in the skin of a man.
hizzitah
The glasses are easy. Just use a flat piece of plastic to cover and flip. DONE!
DiagonalBadger
How the hell do I do the upside-down water glass? For science, of course.
bstarqueen
Fill a glass half full, put a note card on top, flip the glass over WHILE HOLDING THE NOTECARD IN PLACE. Put on table, remove note card.
WafflezTheNinja
I would flip my shit if someone did that to my keyboard. My K70 is my baby.
CultofCedar
I was just thinking that. I can't wait until next month when I can finally use the Christmas profiles. The whole reason I bought it.
Trowe
For people who feel like their current level of asshole is not enough.
FrankSetsSweetDeeOnFire
whats the zip tie one?
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
Speaking of assholes. I miss Shamrockfury
runswithgiraffes
My current level of asshole is just below my waist
baconsmellsreallygood
"Dude its just a joke?" Why are you pissed?
FrankSetsSweetDeeOnFire
whats the zip tie one?
micwar99
Zip ties weaved around iPad \ tablet. Would take forever to cut free
KittenVonCatsworth
The fake $100 bill just seems like a guaranteed way to ensure no one who gets one ever calls you for business.
davidtrest
At that point I'd start doing the 38 cents payback.
graou13
I had something like that on my car, except that inside it was written something like "want this to be yours? we recruit"
ThousandEyesCEO
"Wow, so edgy" Yes, as edgy as the fuck who'd try this shit and get knocked out. Those pots and kettles.
BrutusEt2
That candied onion one though... wow.
D4NKST4HZ
IDK why but just reading "candied onion" made me laugh super hard.
SirFormidio
I do it every year. I am the trickster of trick and treating.
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
If you used a purple onion there's a good chance I'd just eat it.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Honestly? I'd kind of like to try one. I like onions.
LordOfLepidoptera
You... I like you.
udontneedtoknowmyname
That could actually be a great party game. The candy apple equivalent of Russian Roulette, put out ten apples, two of them are onions.
IsDisassembled
Ogres are like caramel apples.
silnocus
Bite it, realize it's an onion, continue eating it while maintaining eye contact with the prankster.
BedlamEnigma
Slowly. Establish dominance.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
I love onions.
EchoOfSnac
The stomach cramps and mouth blisters will be worth it.
silnocus
I've actually eaten an onion like an apple on a dare (for money, mind you) before. Those things did not happen to me. I stank though.
EchoOfSnac
I think my physical tolerances for raw onions are low.
jval
The airhorn toilet seat... fucking genius.
UpVoteAllDogs
I put little firework poppers under the toilet seat. Roommate was pissed
Kiwi31415
I've also heard of putting sauce sachets under the feet of the toilet seat. When people sit down ... sploosh!
Theuselessone
The evil genius in me may try this on my housemates
TornadoApe
Hello, Satan.
Logmister10
#2 #10 BURN, YOU SACRILEGIOUS FIENDS!
WAPPITY
#1 is Jim and Dwight level
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
slow down there satan
thistheshitthattheywant
This is how you repost
Flyith2
Would #1 ruin a keyboard if I tried that?
SnckrZ
not if u add a bit water.
flamingflamingo
I think the keyboard would be salvagable, but I'd still only try it with a cheap one (like $20).
puddlejumper
I feel like the soap and cheese one would be better reversed.
FelixTheAnimator
Yeah! Find some fancy cheese resembling soap off etsy, wrap it in wax paper and put it in the fridge!
FocacciaIsLife
#9 solved my constipation.
wertpenguin
Take a +1 you made me laugh!
mixxed2010
How do u water the grass
ThatGuyWhoDownvotesFrontPageEditsAndDickbuttAndRepostStatistics
tbh some of these are outright malicious and go WAY beyond mere """pranks."""
blockatiel
you sound fun to be around
thenorsewind
How are these malicious? Genuinely curious.
ilovebees
The toilet airhorn one worries me, I'd probably fall over and crack my head on the counter in the middle of the night...
Gromish
These are designed to fuck with someone by violating their taste buds, ears, etc. Pranks are designed to fuck with world perception at most.
thenorsewind
Ahhh, I understand. Thank you for your answer.
KeggOBeer
#9 is literally gonna scare the shit out of someone.
ionlyunderstandsomereferences
I actually think this one would be so funny (and mostly harmless). I don't care if it happens to me either, I'd laugh so hard!!
JSmith90
That actually might prove effective
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
That prank will cure 3 years of constipation.
anextremeemo
if they dont look before they sit.
im2short2die
Is it weird that when I get scared I clench my butthole?
ThatSmirkingHorseFromHighgarden
Nope.
DerpMeister
HAHA, imagine a deaf person uses it, then leaves and is confused why everyone looks shocked at him as if he sounded the trumpets of jericho.
UseRamen
This comment gave me a laugh, but then it got me wondering.. Would a deaf person be able to 'feel' it?? Serious question
KeggOBeer
Air horns don't have vibration, so no.
UseRamen
Deaf person feel the wave of pressure? Would have appreciated a better answer rather than a shut down. You remind me of a bitter teacher 2/3
UseRamen
That discourages learning when a 'stupid' question is asked
UseRamen
All sound is is vibrations at different frequencies.. How could air horns not? And even so, air horns expel compressed air so could a 1/2
KeggOBeer
Yes it would create sound waves, but it is not created through vibration similar to a speaker, for instance. Plus, this air horn is 1/2
Spookyactionman
Toothpaste is poisonous if you eat it..
thenorsewind
But Im almost positive everyone that ate that, would spit it out, rather than finish eating it.
DramDemon
Also probably wouldn't eat enough of it to be poisonus. Might make them sick for a little while, but that's about it.
SiriusWolf
Ya if you actually eat it all u deserve what u get. Unless u swallow on instinct...which case u have bigger problems.
BDawk20
If I bit into a candy onion or a mayo filled donut, you aren't going to be biting into shit for months after I break your jaw...
blockatiel
And you will be biting pillows while bubba fills your asshole, or alternatively nothing, because you're actually a pussy bitch
flamingflamingo
zerofuchs
bring it
LadyNetrex
Tough guy :P
Kinoshi
Jokes on you, I don't bite into shit anyway.
Schmeckle
Woah man, put up a sign. Someone might cut themself on that edge!
Kinoshi
Hahahaha
NotAmused1001
Your aggression made my bussy leak.
doofus1234
I've shot people for less, so I'm totally with you.
stuaw
Retaliate with the poo butter prank
ReleaseTheBeeees
Nic cage would get covered up by the document surely?
BGSUFalcon
Water mark maybe
ishouldveplannedthisbetter
If the documents are in the top feeder of the copier it wouldnt know which to copy and would make an error sign. Person wouldnt know why too
BigPookie320038
He'd look like a ghostly apparition on the paper. And Don't call me shirley.
YoureWaifuAShit
if it's far enough down it may trip the copier into printing your letter-sized doc onto a legal sized paper with extra nic cage
cuzitsthere
If the page is white, he'll be the faint background staring at you from behind the words...
spookymormonhelldream
I need this in my life
flamingflamingo
That'd be kind of glorious. "Some smudges of ink here... wait is that... Nicolas Cage...?"
misled3k
...and don't call me Shirley!
GummyVenusDeMilo
No prank is worth wasting fancy cheese over.
ninmonkey
I read that as fancy feast.
lebowskisd
my thoughts exactly. Honestly i'd much rather just shit in their bathtub and eat that delicious cheese.
rollingdashacredotcom
That's a big ass bottle of lubricating jelly. He's either very lonely or likes the buttocks
Idreamat88milesperhour
Must have purchased the 'jump to conclusions' mat...
pinkbunnies
Or he specifically went out and purchased a large enough bottle to fill the soap container.
disenchantedgrl
There's a special place in hell for the person who does the mayo as cream filling prank.
strcmdman
I dunno mayonnaise and doughnuts actually sound pretty good to me!
CrowAndTomServoAreMyCats
Yes, its also the same place for people who would eat a cream filled donut in the first place.
margaretolson
I would continue to eat it, slowly, while maintaining eye contact, in order to establish dominance.
bosstonez
I'd take 2 and put a fried chicken patty between em. Donuts make awesome burg buns.
AlexsRubixCube
http://media.giphy.com/media/kSA7u0tUziLXq/giphy.gif
vGHazard
@MayoFetish
YoungQuillius
I would vomit immediately
ererr
Jokes on them. Mayo tastes good.
Fancyrobot101
Yup you don't mess with donuts
SwankMaster439
Yea there is. It's called the throne
GODfreyJones
We did a similar thing to our veggie friend and slipped a chicken slice in his jam doughnut.
GuardsmanMiku
jokes on you i'd scrape the sugar/chocolate/watever off and have me a nice mayo sandwich
CatShitTacos
sirachi with jelly donuts as well.
sickviking
The seat is right next to the one for the person who does the toothpaste in oreos prank
molestmymonkey
At least you'll already be on the toilet when it scares the shit out of you.
TranscendentalExperiences
I'd soak it in wood first. Makes everything better.
Helseno
I saw a hypnotoad referncing soaked in wood now everyone is saying it. What the reference?
TranscendentalExperiences
There was a 'life hacks' type post. One of them was a firewood contraption. Top comment had a 'soak wood in wood' typo (instead of water)
zackofspades
I actually think the toothpaste on Oreo is even harsher.
AntiEvil007
agreed!
jellibean
Especially with Crest toothpaste! I'm not American but I tried it once and my goodness how do you use that crap without vomiting
TwistedTails
Depends on the type you buy. I like peppermint with the full whitening stuff, it doesnt taste bad because your mouth is fucking frozen lol
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Definitely, that could fuck someone up.
msoctobereve
I'd fuck them up
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Toothpaste will sting on your dick, but go for it.
Zombraina
I don't think that's quite as bad. Mint oreos are a thing.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
No its much worse, its not just mint flavored shit, this is toothpaste, it says "dont swallow" for a reason.
Zombraina
Oh my God, it's not like they'll swallow it when they bite into it. It's the wrong consistency and texture. They'll spit it out.
StubbyJohnson
It's fucking toothpaste, its not gonna kill ya. Mild upset stomach at most.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
bro. I knew a guy who ate toothpaste once, and he stopped making gains, this is serious.
AndTHATShowwegetANTS
This is how you get punched in the face.
IAmGreco
How does that airhorn toilet prank not frighten you to your core? Fuck the mayonaise donuts, you can actually scare the shit OUT of someone
disenchantedgrl
You can see something is fucky in the potty. Mayo donuts destroys your trust in humanity, plus donuts, who ruins a donuts, assholes that who
IAmGreco
I personally am not a donut fan.. Sooooo....FUCK DONUTS AND FUCK YOU, fuck boi!
disenchantedgrl
Ok, i don't know what that was about, you take care.
IAmGreco
Was clearly a joke... You must suck in social gatherings
tomtomson
Because you are already on the toilet for when the airhorn makes you shit yourself.
Thatsnothowanyofthisworks
Still would eat it.
Alcoholichippie
A group of us did it. It did not go as we thought it would. One person ate it & loved it, another was so pissed they stopped talking to us.
LeumisRichardson
Mayo is REALLY not good to leave long enough to get warm.
bwcnbg
Why?
LeumisRichardson
It contains raw egg which spoils rapidly at room temperature. Warm mayo is the first suspect in any question of food poisoning.
Bugofbelgium
It's sold in the unrefrigirated section here.
bwcnbg
Eggs don't spoil at room temperature. It's usually lettuce or potatoes that give people food poisoning.
notme222
Chickens are warm. Eggs are stored in chickens. Therefore, warm eggs must be fresher. Checkmate, athiests!