Aug 4, 2018 9:23 AM
TheirishNPC
131340
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richinspirit
charliegrs
God I wish I lived in Florida so I could catch one these big fuckers
AndytheDorkPunkGotBanned
RIP little fishy, life is difficult when you so smol
MisterMayor
There’s always a bigger fish
SithRuleOfTwo
There's always a bigger dick
positiveleroy
Jokes on the tarpon, the little fish has a vore fetish and is feeding the ducks in his stomach as we speak.
GregRobertson
Unda da sea !
XanderGriffith
/a/teTQMxz
r0b0tc0rpse
there's always a bigger fish
2goodtimes
At least 12
steppphanie
"He's gonna nibble on the green bit...silly fish....OH NO".
Fullmotard
Willvolleyforfood
Anyone noticed that fish was dying and was upside down??
Onsvaltti
Hahaha 'lifts legs from water' hahaha 'powerwalks home' hahaha 'lays in bed in fetus position'
DeathIsNotMyPath
lexoalexo
Natur is so beautiful
JonniUtah
Tarpon!
NotBenjaminFranklin
Did I just watch a fish die?
penitentrebel
Subnautica? I love that game!
AcroCat32
Anyone else hear the TNG de-cloaking sound effect?
khosmiss
That fish was already dying, it's swimming around upside down...prob made it easier to catch, lol
JHawke
Swimming upside down is hilarious though, I can understand why that fish would do it!
pugseal
And now I'm afraid of the open ocean again.
ImSuperBad
Big boi
Dubdrifter2
Probably a smaller fish that pretends to be sick, is resistent to digestive juices and eats it's attacker from the inside out!?
Styxwash
Australia?
whitewater0034
conMan76
he ded
mattswhatshesaid
RogersPlace
Nope! Just sleeping with the fishes
SamuraiNoKokoro
EuphCat
The smaller one looks already weak. Maybe swimming upside down?
Snowdriftless
The big fish is a tarpon. They can grow up to 350 lbs and 8 feet long. They have no teeth.
IPoopOnCompanyTime
I hear they're also a very fun fish to catch
I have been fishing for baby tarpon but never caught one.
OliverClothesoff70
Edible?
bootinyri
Technically, yes. But they're really too bony.
PookyButt
Ok, I'm taking bets on how long it takes before someone comments "there's always a bigger fish"
shanepalmero29
There’s plenty more bigger fish in the sea
TiniestFox
We'll cross that fish when we get to it
Darkspire
A platitude a day keeps friends at bay.
barnwolf
Ha jokes on you, it was a "reaction" not a "comment"
NotTheBeees
Fishes get stitches.
Hardalor
I cast summon bigger fish.
whackadoodledoo
There's always a bigger fish.
iMaySayWhatever
EwokDude
One fish two fish
Snubmybub
Never look a gift fish in the mouth.
nothingreallymatterss
I want the gif
bitternezzz
A fish in time saves nine.
Backalleyninja
A fish in hand is much better than any number feet to wander.
BrotherSoap
the fish is always greener on the other side
Caveman3A
A fish in hand is worth two in the bush
ScaredSpitless
perey
BeerFueledAdventurer
I'd have been seriously disappointed if this hadn't been top comment
1-day review: well, fuck....faith in humanity diminishes a little more...
Paladinsabre
BarretXIII
v
MrKristy
There it is!
z3lfmoord
@ExtraUpvote
ExtraUpvote
+1'd!
Thanks!
Mynameishug
I regret that i have but one upvote to give.
wolfhard
Something something always a bigger something.
dapperlaputan
Something something darkside
DeathAbuse
Fish
Something something more fish in the sea
dancfontaine
Something something uhhh... finds a way
doritobanditoeatingacheetoburrito
I understood that something
BaloneyBob
Wtf is that bigger fish
Musky
God damn
PolarChi
Can someone explain how long the fish just swims around in the dude's stomach before digestion starts?
ErkTheJrk
Three to five.
Fershnickered
Just keep swimming?
FromDenmarkWithHate
It's been 86 years...
ipickupheavythings
about 3 time
thisissomebullsh1trighthere
42
GameHunter115
I really wish I hadn't lost Hitchhikers' Guide while I was reading it smh
cgjeff
Bout tree fiddy
CreateYourOwnNormality
According to the bible it'll be fine for three days and three nights.
Niagaran
This is the correct answer (and *Bible because proper noun)
UselessMorty
Yes
PervertedTango
I takes about three fiddy
Logan9Fingers
3
fourthreeone
Definitely three.
RootEnoch
substanceDfordaV
3 speed?
Ishkibble
Fiddy
theMayanStallion
Totally! Just 3
Manisaning
maybe 4
TeamSpicyTacos
Oddly I was gonna say three also
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
.50
MrStrawberry209
Most likely the big fish expels the water and the little fish will go straight to the stomach.
vomitusdk
So besides being eaten, it also get choked.
sharK11
And then swims around within stomach for exactly
ichegoya
Good qs. I guess that when the stomach acids finally reach the brain, it stops being able to swim. But it’s being digested before then.
vindik8or
It'll suffocate before then.
I think you’re right.
Cthuluu
3.
AreaResident
All the water taken in with the fish is expelled through the gills. Fish goes into stomach w/o water and compressed by stomach. 1/2
2/2 Little fish probably suffocates quickly and hopefully since he's compressed in the stomach he can't breathe in stomach acid.
Macewindow54
ha LOSER!, I could breath stomach acid ever since I turned 3
Daaaaaamn! Thank you!
sorrycannotbraintoday
Gills are pretty easy to get to and are very delicate. I'd give 99% chance that it's a shitty death
gasfiltered
Nature is rarely so kind. Ever seen a hyena tear the asshole and ballsack from a fully aware buffalo? I hope you're right, but I doubt it.
csullivan
https://imgur.com/6XdMHqY
Noevilgifs
Dougiefreshwater
Why did I click on this
aPokal
The gills are probably digested rather fast. As soft and large surface-to-mass ratio they need for their function.
SoManyBananasHere
I read girls and not gills. Was confused.
TormentedPenguin
nature doesn't evolve to benefit the food.. only the eater
VodkaReindeer
I haven't. Could someone help me?
IMadeThisAccountForButts
https://youtu.be/l9kmX0kFq2M?t=16s
steviedrawsdinos
It's floating around here somewhere, I'm sure it'll be reposted soon..
GingerLaird
Nature is kind to fish, they don't have the same nervous system we do, in that they can't feel tactile pain like mammals do.
Sauroctonus
Surely they feel some kind of pain? It's a handy sense to have for self-preservation.
Kilsim1v
Seatttlite here. I got some hippie-ass, born in 1996+ neighbors who would argue you on that... and literally everything else.
Hey assholes I wasn't stating my opinion. I was simply saying I hate my lazy ass, sublime-listening neighbors
CrypticalEnvelopement
Scientists would argue with you about that too https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/fish-feel-pain-180967764/
Yes they do feel pain https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/fish-feel-pain-180967764/
pronoun
Apparently, in its belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a…thousand years.
Modem085
Well 1000 years of pain? They would die after 3 days without water
You clever nerf-herder.
JasonDoodle
https://media1.tenor.com/images/07cd29b70434636733da9432ae5529e0/tenor.gif?itemid=4127224
myusernamestoolongtofitintothissohereyougo
And no matter how bad the fans cry, you die. No escape via jetpack, blasters or thermal detonators. Just dead.
aflarge
What I don't understand is why nobody tried to research the sarlac, because it apparently holds the secrets to immortality.
Kvothefefe
Grahamalam
I found this way funnier than I should've. I can't even look at it without laughing.
patotheduck
The fact that this never ends is irrationally irritating to me. Why have you used the power of the perfect loop for evil?
BobHubert
saboten13
Exactly where my mind went!!
Hauntologist
Unless you are lucky and find a broken ship there that you can use to make fire so the smoke gets the fish to sneeze you back into the ocean
cptwott
Giupetto?
howmuchdoyouknowaboutthegearwars
Job
PyroAvok
You mean Jonah
Baron Munchhausen
itsbeaverordrugsandipickmeall
Lol what's that from I can't remember
Supersize Me
SecondSince
SHAME!!!!
MiguelConQueso
CRUCIFY HIM! GIVE US BARABAS INSTEAD!
MusashiTheSpaceSamurai
Lol, whats this from I cant remember
it's Star Wars
Customsdeclaration
I had the titular line in star wars.
Lol I've only seen the meme from that scene. I've actually only ever seen episode one.....I am ashamed to admit it
richinspirit
charliegrs
God I wish I lived in Florida so I could catch one these big fuckers
AndytheDorkPunkGotBanned
RIP little fishy, life is difficult when you so smol
MisterMayor
There’s always a bigger fish
SithRuleOfTwo
There's always a bigger dick
positiveleroy
Jokes on the tarpon, the little fish has a vore fetish and is feeding the ducks in his stomach as we speak.
GregRobertson
Unda da sea !
XanderGriffith
/a/teTQMxz
r0b0tc0rpse
there's always a bigger fish
2goodtimes
At least 12
steppphanie
"He's gonna nibble on the green bit...silly fish....OH NO".
Fullmotard
Willvolleyforfood
Anyone noticed that fish was dying and was upside down??
Onsvaltti
Hahaha 'lifts legs from water' hahaha 'powerwalks home' hahaha 'lays in bed in fetus position'
DeathIsNotMyPath
lexoalexo
Natur is so beautiful
JonniUtah
Tarpon!
NotBenjaminFranklin
Did I just watch a fish die?
penitentrebel
Subnautica? I love that game!
AcroCat32
Anyone else hear the TNG de-cloaking sound effect?
khosmiss
That fish was already dying, it's swimming around upside down...prob made it easier to catch, lol
JHawke
Swimming upside down is hilarious though, I can understand why that fish would do it!
pugseal
And now I'm afraid of the open ocean again.
ImSuperBad
Big boi
Dubdrifter2
Probably a smaller fish that pretends to be sick, is resistent to digestive juices and eats it's attacker from the inside out!?
Styxwash
Australia?
whitewater0034
conMan76
he ded
mattswhatshesaid
RogersPlace
Nope! Just sleeping with the fishes
SamuraiNoKokoro
EuphCat
The smaller one looks already weak. Maybe swimming upside down?
Snowdriftless
The big fish is a tarpon. They can grow up to 350 lbs and 8 feet long. They have no teeth.
IPoopOnCompanyTime
I hear they're also a very fun fish to catch
Snowdriftless
I have been fishing for baby tarpon but never caught one.
OliverClothesoff70
Edible?
bootinyri
Technically, yes. But they're really too bony.
PookyButt
Ok, I'm taking bets on how long it takes before someone comments "there's always a bigger fish"
shanepalmero29
There’s plenty more bigger fish in the sea
TiniestFox
We'll cross that fish when we get to it
Darkspire
A platitude a day keeps friends at bay.
barnwolf
Ha jokes on you, it was a "reaction" not a "comment"
NotTheBeees
Fishes get stitches.
Hardalor
I cast summon bigger fish.
whackadoodledoo
There's always a bigger fish.
iMaySayWhatever
There's always a bigger fish.
EwokDude
One fish two fish
Snubmybub
Never look a gift fish in the mouth.
nothingreallymatterss
I want the gif
bitternezzz
A fish in time saves nine.
Backalleyninja
A fish in hand is much better than any number feet to wander.
BrotherSoap
the fish is always greener on the other side
Caveman3A
A fish in hand is worth two in the bush
ScaredSpitless
perey
BeerFueledAdventurer
I'd have been seriously disappointed if this hadn't been top comment
BeerFueledAdventurer
1-day review: well, fuck....faith in humanity diminishes a little more...
Paladinsabre
BarretXIII
MrKristy
There it is!
z3lfmoord
@ExtraUpvote
ExtraUpvote
+1'd!
z3lfmoord
Thanks!
Mynameishug
I regret that i have but one upvote to give.
wolfhard
Something something always a bigger something.
dapperlaputan
Something something darkside
DeathAbuse
Fish
GregRobertson
Something something more fish in the sea
dancfontaine
Something something uhhh... finds a way
doritobanditoeatingacheetoburrito
I understood that something
BaloneyBob
Onsvaltti
Wtf is that bigger fish
BaloneyBob
Musky
Onsvaltti
God damn
PolarChi
Can someone explain how long the fish just swims around in the dude's stomach before digestion starts?
ErkTheJrk
Three to five.
Fershnickered
Just keep swimming?
FromDenmarkWithHate
It's been 86 years...
ipickupheavythings
about 3 time
thisissomebullsh1trighthere
42
GameHunter115
I really wish I hadn't lost Hitchhikers' Guide while I was reading it smh
cgjeff
Bout tree fiddy
CreateYourOwnNormality
According to the bible it'll be fine for three days and three nights.
Niagaran
This is the correct answer (and *Bible because proper noun)
UselessMorty
Yes
PervertedTango
I takes about three fiddy
Logan9Fingers
3
fourthreeone
Definitely three.
RootEnoch
substanceDfordaV
3 speed?
Ishkibble
Fiddy
theMayanStallion
Totally! Just 3
Manisaning
maybe 4
TeamSpicyTacos
Oddly I was gonna say three also
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
.50
MrStrawberry209
Most likely the big fish expels the water and the little fish will go straight to the stomach.
vomitusdk
So besides being eaten, it also get choked.
sharK11
And then swims around within stomach for exactly
ichegoya
Good qs. I guess that when the stomach acids finally reach the brain, it stops being able to swim. But it’s being digested before then.
vindik8or
It'll suffocate before then.
ichegoya
I think you’re right.
Cthuluu
3.
AreaResident
All the water taken in with the fish is expelled through the gills. Fish goes into stomach w/o water and compressed by stomach. 1/2
AreaResident
2/2 Little fish probably suffocates quickly and hopefully since he's compressed in the stomach he can't breathe in stomach acid.
Macewindow54
ha LOSER!, I could breath stomach acid ever since I turned 3
PolarChi
Daaaaaamn! Thank you!
sorrycannotbraintoday
Gills are pretty easy to get to and are very delicate. I'd give 99% chance that it's a shitty death
gasfiltered
Nature is rarely so kind. Ever seen a hyena tear the asshole and ballsack from a fully aware buffalo? I hope you're right, but I doubt it.
csullivan
https://imgur.com/6XdMHqY
Noevilgifs
Dougiefreshwater
Why did I click on this
aPokal
The gills are probably digested rather fast. As soft and large surface-to-mass ratio they need for their function.
SoManyBananasHere
I read girls and not gills. Was confused.
TormentedPenguin
nature doesn't evolve to benefit the food.. only the eater
VodkaReindeer
I haven't. Could someone help me?
IMadeThisAccountForButts
https://youtu.be/l9kmX0kFq2M?t=16s
steviedrawsdinos
It's floating around here somewhere, I'm sure it'll be reposted soon..
GingerLaird
Nature is kind to fish, they don't have the same nervous system we do, in that they can't feel tactile pain like mammals do.
Sauroctonus
Surely they feel some kind of pain? It's a handy sense to have for self-preservation.
Kilsim1v
Seatttlite here. I got some hippie-ass, born in 1996+ neighbors who would argue you on that... and literally everything else.
Kilsim1v
Hey assholes I wasn't stating my opinion. I was simply saying I hate my lazy ass, sublime-listening neighbors
CrypticalEnvelopement
Scientists would argue with you about that too https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/fish-feel-pain-180967764/
CrypticalEnvelopement
Yes they do feel pain https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/fish-feel-pain-180967764/
pronoun
Apparently, in its belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a…thousand years.
Modem085
Well 1000 years of pain? They would die after 3 days without water
Sauroctonus
You clever nerf-herder.
JasonDoodle
https://media1.tenor.com/images/07cd29b70434636733da9432ae5529e0/tenor.gif?itemid=4127224
myusernamestoolongtofitintothissohereyougo
SithRuleOfTwo
And no matter how bad the fans cry, you die. No escape via jetpack, blasters or thermal detonators. Just dead.
aflarge
What I don't understand is why nobody tried to research the sarlac, because it apparently holds the secrets to immortality.
Kvothefefe
Grahamalam
I found this way funnier than I should've. I can't even look at it without laughing.
patotheduck
Kvothefefe
The fact that this never ends is irrationally irritating to me. Why have you used the power of the perfect loop for evil?
BobHubert
saboten13
Exactly where my mind went!!
Hauntologist
Unless you are lucky and find a broken ship there that you can use to make fire so the smoke gets the fish to sneeze you back into the ocean
cptwott
Giupetto?
howmuchdoyouknowaboutthegearwars
Job
PyroAvok
You mean Jonah
howmuchdoyouknowaboutthegearwars
Baron Munchhausen
itsbeaverordrugsandipickmeall
Lol what's that from I can't remember
patotheduck
Supersize Me
SecondSince
SHAME!!!!
MiguelConQueso
CRUCIFY HIM! GIVE US BARABAS INSTEAD!
MusashiTheSpaceSamurai
Lol, whats this from I cant remember
SecondSince
it's Star Wars
Customsdeclaration
I had the titular line in star wars.
itsbeaverordrugsandipickmeall
Lol I've only seen the meme from that scene. I've actually only ever seen episode one.....I am ashamed to admit it