DonQuixoteDonFlamingo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyvQ9rED0Ns
Aug 21, 2015 3:16 PM
DonQuixoteDonFlamingo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyvQ9rED0Ns
Pico371
None of those pictures have kids with guns yet the little loo says.... Nevermind
EarthTourist
do you think in a way internet points are not entirely fake bc you are getting informative feedback on how to aim for human reaction
GuardianOfTheUserSub
I remember when ikea tried making a ad like this
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
I call bullshit. No one with kids has a house this clean.
MiaMisfit
Those kids are going to be pissed when they're old enough to get it. "You let me run around with a fake dick on my head?! Dafuq mom and dad"
DipStickPaddyWhackPeePeeGoogaleeGee
Jelly dongs make excellent swords.
UtsavU
Ahhh minty
Pinklestein
I knew where my dad's guns were, never played with them though.
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lizardwomanfromthedawnoftime
Because she doesn't want to put artificial hormones in her body and they don't want to be sterilised/have another kid?
hasanyoneseenmyplunger
Wait, is the helmet in the first image a sex toy? Cause I may need it.
illuminasty
Anything's a sex toy if you're brave enough.
MarkHallMark
Don't forget about the knee pads.
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
^ Forget putting your hair up, this is the real pro level shit right here. For when the kids are away and time is on your side.
Skyhawk320
I wish we could teach basic gun safety in schools, like health class. Teach kids not to play with guns. What do you guys think?
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
Same. Also in high school teach basic life skills, like how taxes and mortgages and budgeting work. Also cooking.
ColossalTitan
I used to have it in middle school.
DeckhandAdmiral
They used too. Then the politically correct went bat shit insane.
FentonCrackshell
I actually learned gun safety in high school. But it was part of a criminal justice course.
stonegiant
I learned gun safety as part of boy scouts. My dad also made a point to teach me himself too.
Skyhawk320
I learned it in scouting as well, and I also took a firearm safety course. I think it would be great if the basics could be tought in class.
IveGotNowhereElseToGo
"These balloons taste like shit"
TheFreshWalrus
Lmao my brother seriously did that once it was hilarious it was really hard to explain to him without telling him what it was
EarthTourist
+1 made me lol
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IveGotNowhereElseToGo
IsDisassembled
"Austin, that IS shit."
PamelaMorganBeesly
"Mine taste like strawberries! Here lick this"
OfNefariousIntent
"This gum tastes like crap, but oh what bubbles!"
Mrdrewbeats
Language
m3thodology
If it tastes like shit, it must be a birthday balloon. Or anniversary.
myr14d
Or rather, later in life. This shit tastes like those weird baloons.
bigballershotcaller
My mouth is going numb
IwasTim
As someone who found a used "balloon" when I was 6, they do taste like shit.
Hurtgeta
I was eight and my friend told me if i touched it i would get 5 bucks
IveGotNowhereElseToGo
jonsnehr
They found that one in the trash
IveGotNowhereElseToGo
This one has mayonnaise on it.
deathf4n
oh god no
Pengweenie
Lets put this mayo on my dad's sandwich.