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My idol.
Trashgarbage
oh.. if she existed
Saikaro
I want my daughters to have role models like this. I'm raising them on Doctor Who, Firefly, and stories like Brave and Mulan.
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Saikaro
...No? It's not like I can take 140 characters and give a thesis on gender stereotypes and parenting techniques.
phosporus
I don't know who she is but she sounds like Johnson from the Halo series
Noob3rts
Many children will sit clueless after hearing these lines. We, as immature adults, get every sexual innuendo and chuckle while they look on.
mohrpheous
Reminds me of Armstrong from fort Briggs in Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood
MetaphoricalFox
She has a PROPER ARMOR
Youareobscure
but how does she breathe?
SomethingCleverBand
I'm gonna wreck it!
shotrocket6
Rumor has it she was inspired by Samus Aran.
MagnusBjarni
Imagine her in Gears of War. She would have everything under control in less than 1 hour.
SaFalken
Shepard. Calhoun. Shepard. Calhoun.
Chieflolcat
2nd to last one. "That's not blunt force trauma, ma'am, that's just the honeyglow in my cheeks."
Stormblade
A mangy dog chasing a cautionary tail! I'm totally using that one.
VacationTenzin
TIL: My ideal woman is a cartoon. *foreveralone.jpg*
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
http://imgur.com/g/memes/HcgEKaH I AM NOT ALONES anymores?
blueimgurian
It's like Starship Troopers and Frozen had a baby. A magnificent baby.
Denninator1211
except frozen was born after wreck-it ralph, so thats physically impossible. unless you have a time machine, then its some lame chick-flick.
abbreviated
I think she chose "Renegade".
polloloco
I always upvote Mass Effect.
equalistamon
Renegade FemShep is the best Shep in my opinion
McDouggal
I have a problem with Renegade in that it's schizophrenic. Ugh.
DuckyJoseph
Paragrade is what I call mine. The world ain't black and white. Or blue and red in this case.
JohnEdwa
Paragon all the way. Unless the someone is an asshole. Then I'll punch their face in with the butt of my sniper rifle.
equalistamon
Did you at least kick that Merc out the window during Thanes Dossier in ME2? That was glorious
McDouggal
of authority, to just being a flat asshole.
McDouggal
To clarify, there's no unifying theme to the renegade options. They scatter all over the place, from aggressive & violent, to disrespectful
equalistamon
Well that's the cool thing about Mass Effect, there's really no one right way to play Shepard. I like Renegade cuz its fun.
Colhones
What is this from?
Snoweh
Remove yourself from the internet. (... it's Wreck It Ralph.)
tachyontiming
hey i've never seen it either.. this is a kids movie right? and i don't have kids. because i'm single and forever alone.
fdisk
I'm married, no kids, and I pretty much watch every animated movie that comes out...
Snoweh
I'm 21, not single and we both love animated movies. They're not really 'kids' movies.
sumostingray
Bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called "Hero's doodie."
WickedSludge
I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal!
GrizzlyBearMachineGuns
I love my mama!
inkedaztec
Got to love that dynamite gal.
ineedtostudybutimgur
I love her hair so much.
typingtreemonkey
Such high definition!
wasaBaee
I wanted to play that game when i was watching the movie so badly
LOSTmyTARDISinHYRULE
I know me too! I really thought they would've come out with the game by now! Interested in joining our upvote party? (1/2)
WeAreClearlyOnFire
She's from Wreck-It Ralph, for everyone who was asking.
TheDukeOfAnkh
i always upvote source.
DerpHerperson
I'd hit on her cosplay so hard.
ChuckKarma
Flattery don't charge these batteries...hmm
CosmoGatto
Sure wish they charged mine...
AngryRedBear
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d0/6f/1a/d06f1af5ad52b309c9c3354875d08854.jpg
LawrenceAmerica
I would hit on the stacked straight 19 year old cosplay of her.
ThereIsNothingMoreIHateThanAnything
http://tn.en.fishki.net/26/upload/en/201307/08/11845/250203130ff5cc2f9629672af027f49a.gif
Ninjaox
Still prefer FemShep.
rpger9756
Manshep is just 1 more faceless space-marine in the pantheon of action-shooters. FemShep makes the game so much more unique.
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
i prefer mshep but you are technically right so have my +1
GuardianJosh
Faceless? You've obviously never spent the time customizing your character then.
LoopStricken
Why not both? Oh my...
seanvt
She was programmed with the most tragic back story ever
mide8
"The Most Tragic Back Story Ever" is a really really really high bar to set. Is it more tragic than the UP opening?
PickleSqueak
It's a reference from the movie (in case you haven't seen the movie)
NormalNorman
I couldn't stop laughing after she pulled a freaking gatling gun outta nowhere. xD
WickedSludge
I lost it when she pulled out her sidearm and fired 3 rounds into the air to scare off the laughy taffy, totally killing the moment.
ThePastmaster
Old School FPS logic.
HolyShitIsThatABear
Old School? Have you ever played Borderlands? Lol. They literally have a device on their leg that makes the gun appear
Scottsbankai
i was gonna say it if it wasnt here xD
eviscera
Borderlands is a glorious homage to old school. Also they literally have guns which explode and then respawn when out of ammo. :D
HolyShitIsThatABear
Tediore is the bomb. I liked Maliwan purely because I only ever played a Siren and they specialized in elemental. I did lotso elemental dam.
behind7proxies
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!
ThePastmaster
That's a new thing. :P I mean making weapons appear out of thin air.
HolyShitIsThatABear
Teeeeeechnically they do lol. But it's one of the things I like about Borderlands. They gave an explanation for it.
Jagadid
It's actually cannon in-universe. It's digistruct technology. Like Apple meets Capsule Co. IE Gaige's left arm.
helloidontbelievesookayuhuhsureyeahokayyupnoproblemokaybyemom
Not just FPS. I distinctly recall James pulling a giant knife out of his ass in Silent Hill 2.
imnotwearingaponcho
So, what is it?
kibateo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKK-KLDlm20
ThePastmaster
Wow.
BlueDsc
Dat gun.
maxwilder
She had that gun in her garter holster.
HolyShitIsThatABear
Her cleverly concealed dirtiness is outstanding. Jane Lynch has perfected this technique. +1
eidolways
As soon as I saw her, I was hoping this character was voiced by Jane Lynch. Clearly I need to see this movie.
BigMammaLlama5
It's a fun movie, and she is definitely the reason I saw it.
Taxicab0428
If you've been a gamer for a long time (and can pick up on the easter eggs), it's great. Easily my favorite Disney movie to date
dogapult
I don't even know what movie it is...
HolyShitIsThatABear
Lol look in the comments. Wreck-it Ralph
plainoldfool
I wanted to see it more than my kids. I dragged them to see it.
BigMammaLlama5
"pussy willows" was probably one of my favorite lines in that whole movie.
Rivalyn
My favourite line of hers was "Kitten Whiskers and Tickle Fights"
mrhodgbob
but but but... Hero's Doody.
BigMammaLlama5
But PUSSY. XD
Xanael
I can't believe I didn't even notice it, considering I went to see this twice.
BigMammaLlama5
Whaaaaaaaat?!
ericb33
What is this from?
Chestosterone
Wreck it Ralph
Konoton
You'd think people would see that you've got 10+ responses telling you what it was from and would stop telling you.
ineedtostudybutimgur
Wreck it Ralph
cuddleslut
I think it's from Frozen
induren
LET IT GOOOO LET IT GOOOOO... I don't know the rest of the song
meowman
Ken M, is that you?
ErnieDevlin
I think I just threw up a little
lolzomg123
Way to Wreck it, Ralph.
CinemaSloths
Na, it's gotta be that new Lego movie
jrau18
I think you just found a way to make that awesome movie even more awesomer.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
I think it's Wreck it Ralph. Probably.
NoreallywhereamI
Google told me its from Wreck-it Ralph, and she's originally from the game Hero's Duty.
meowman
Disney movies are so grown-up these days.
ParticiplePangolin
Heroes Duty isn't a real game; the idea was created just for the movie itself.
whatspaulplayingtoday
The suits remind me entirely of Mass Effect. I pictured a female Shepard.
jmacmac
You said 'duty'.
NoreallywhereamI
Hah! So I did!
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Top Gun
Dub123
Thank you.
ericb33
I wish.
BenSwol0
Demolition Dan.
Taxicab0428
Smash it Steve
PaulParten
Honey-Dipper Dan.
RachaelMeiKuljanich
Wreck it ralph
Datalink
Sugar Rush
KikiLebeauf
Wreck it Ralph
megsqueaksqueak
SERIOUSLY?! only the best disney movie since little mermaid! Wreck-it Ralph!
ErnieDevlin
Agreed
DaveTheMurderingHippo
I beg to differ...
megsqueaksqueak
oh yeah? Find me a Disney movie that is as clever and original as this one
DaveTheMurderingHippo
I'd rather not engage you further, you seem the type to disregard facts and would rather fan girl/boy with your opinion. Good day.
megsqueaksqueak
not at all. Your opinion is just as valid as mine.
author365
Wreck-It Ralph
cfw4x4
Wreck it Ralph, it was like my childhood got together and made a movie just for me. I feel all warm inside LOL
schlauknopf
Go and watch this!
Gorodal
Heh, judging from the comments it's wreck it Ralph. Also because I've actually seen that movie :-D
ladypenguin
wreck it ralph : )
Texantioch
Reck it Wralph.
Faolon
I am disappointed, son.
GrowliePants
Oh honey...go watch it. It's one of the best movies Disney has released in a while.
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
Tool Time
IAmJacksDoubt
She's voiced by Jane lunch btw
PaulParten
Mmmmm.... Lunch.
IAmJacksDoubt
Shit.
Texantioch
Jane lunch.
anchored4life
Jane lunch.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
As opposed to Jane Dinner.
PaulParten
Mother to Juliet Brunch and James Supper.
rainbownarwhal
the lion king
Erotes
Even better when Jane cosplays it. http://imgur.com/fcfzdBv
Bhargo
so amazing
graehall
God damn she's a fucking champion. Love me some Jane, ever since I first saw her on Party Down, to now in Glee. She's so talented.
DrForester
She's one dynamite gal.
SanzOfTime
I absolutely HATED this RIDICULOUSLY forced shipment. There doesn't always have to be a couple in the movie, Disney.
Eowyneb
I liked it! She was cool and philix fit well with her :) it was nice
whyismyusernamealreadytaken
Programmed with the most tragic backstory...
ToniCipriani
The one day she didn't do a perimeter check… Her wedding day.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
DUN DUN DUN DUN... DUN DUN DUN DUN...
silentbob625
What's TV's Frank think?
RPJesus
Dynamite gal... dynamite gal... dynamite gal...
vayneglory
...does whatever a dyna-girl does... [sung to the spiderpig theme tune]
Konoton
AAAARRRGGGHHH!
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
One dynamite gal.
EHAN281
dynamite gal... dynamite gal... dynamite gal... dynamite gal... dynamite gal... dynamite gal... dynamite gal... dynamite gal...
RazvanR
read it in Kennys voice
McDouggal
I really want to see a movie just based on her. I didn't particularly enjoy Wreck it Ralph.
notthisguythatguy
TAG YOUR TRIGGERS
Igottadollah
People who say "rubbish" when they mean "trash"
BallsackHippo
Felix got the jackpot. Ohhhhh the LNI is probably damn hawt.
seanvt
"She gives me the honey glow somethin' awful!"
DanNeedsLoveToo
The 2nd last one looks like she's barking. RAWRRRR.................rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRAWRrr...............rrrrrrrrrrrRRRAWWR......
Widgetboy
Dynamite gal...
porkiloki
dynamite gal....
tigreblanc
dynamite gal...
FizzleBurger
dynamite gal...
dragosteakae
dynamite gal...
itsGood4you
Pathetic modern mind. This character is accepted for the same thing women wanted emancipation from - her looks and physique 1/3
MarkPenrice
Not for her attitude, then?
itsGood4you
as the defining things of her being. We are so entrained by the modern culture to think highly of ourselves, but we think the way our 2/3
itsGood4you
urges and instincts point us. That VIRTUAL character had to be "hot" looking to embody masculine traits and be accepted. Lol, this culture..
davidmonkfraseradams
Please go back to tumblr and do not return. Calhoun is awesome and accepted because of her personality, nothing else.
DirkNurple
AspAspAsp
She gives me the honey-glows something awful.
ThePastmaster
The what now? o_O
graehall
Watch the movie :)
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
What movie is it?
princeofnorth
Wreck-it Ralph. It's okay I guess(not gonna ruin it for you by raising your expectations :P)
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
I've heard it's good, but I haven't gotten around to watching it yet