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Feb 20, 2018 11:27 AM
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Snozzberrywine
"So, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time"
MarcUK
Did they become friends again, or did Dustin Hoffman buy the story for $100? :)
ThePerro
This story had so much filler I thought it was an episode of Dragon ball z
ToasterDent
It's over 9000 (words)!
neonoptic
Not nearly enough screaming dude.
TCTom
God. He has serious verbal diarrhea.
neonoptic
And I said, you know, I said, you know I said, and I said I said you know you know I said you know I said and I know you said I know I said
Firegoa1
Im crying rn at how funny that was holy shit man you just made my day. A true leg slapper.
deinfavorit
That movie let me down so bad as a kid. I was excited to see dancing wolves. Screw you kevin.
blackbenetavo
Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Dances With Wolves is the shit.
deinfavorit
Yes but there are no wolves participating in any kind of dancing. Very misleading
blackbenetavo
You know that part where the indians are watching KC play with Two Socks?
WeylandAve
Just like dances with wolves this story was way longer than it needed to be.
EvilMisantrophicPrincess
Just like Costner's career.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Damn...
3dartwork
I know an exfriend who kept badgering me to read his script, and I finally did years later. It was Dances with Wolves. There.
OfAlltheUsernamesonImgurThisisOne
Needs more travolta progress bar
Nephus
It would be so helpful. A website that just auto-adds it to the bottom of gifs would be amazing.
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
this was a fucking pain to watch.
glitchead
What kind of dick would let his friend, a writer, stay in his house with his daughter for months, but won't even take a look at his script?!
glitchead
I get you can't make promises. I get you don't wanna get the hopes up. I get that it's hollywood. But to NOT EVEN GLANCE?!
WhatYouDontKnowIsFrontier
RIP my mobile data
LondonerBoy
mizadventures
You've got to admire Dame Helen for not yawning.
ksexe
https://youtu.be/XT2S1OkSld4
jc310xc
People like you don't get enough upvotes.
Favri
Thank you - it's even better to hear him tell the story
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
Kind of off topic, but wow Helen Mirren has fantastic legs!
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Oh thank you.
TheOvy
...one of the most overrated films of all time. It won Best Picture over Goodfellas. And it was the old racist 'white saviour' trope, too.
MidlandRedux
Managed to patronize and insult both the Lakota people and the Americans who fought for their country in the Civil War. An amazing feat.
Featherskill
shumani tutanka owachee meyayalo
MidlandRedux
Anoka minnetonka oswego winnebago? Sorry, is that actual Lakota?
Featherskill
Latoya... Tito... Jermaine...
morgan0073
I like how everybody laughs at his lame story just because he's famous.
DonaldFuck
Lame story? Perhaps the gif doesn't do it justice.
krissypoojackets
Ya that English guy loves to hang on celebrities words. I don’t even think they like it .
nissan84
He's Irish
krissypoojackets
Annoying-somewhere between British and Irish.
76Tromboners
Dances with Wolves has been sitting on my dresser for a couple of weeks now, from Netflix. I think I’ll watch it today. I’ve never seen it.
ImGettingMines
White man is the savior of natives. There I saved you 3 hrs
howmanythrowawayaccountsexistugh
wait, you still get movies mailed to you from Netflix?
firefighter26
Yeah, that's how they kind of started out; you order movies online, they sent them to you. You send them back when you're done.
howmanythrowawayaccountsexistugh
right which I said the word "still" in my question
DrSharkbite
Deadpoolio7
Texantioch
Just watched this last night!!!!!
magicrhombus
Why did I watch that?
pachyderm
lol his story about it is as long as the movie itself.
KiltedCurmudgeon
Goodmorningvodka
J0joTheIdiotCircusBoy
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
The directors cut
silverdollarflappies
ohhhmyyygooooshhwhenisthistoryoverrrr
cpiderman
Clearly you haven't seen Dances With Wolves... 3 generations have passed, 3 more are expected to die before the end.
peopleperson
He directed the story like he directs his films... poorly.
pachyderm
this should have so many more upvotes....
ToasterDent
Dances with Words
otiumCatulli
and graham norton lets him speak, doesnt interrupt every five seconds like fallon or kimmel
pachyderm
yup.
BarnacleBillTheBayler
Ya know
HeirElfSquire
Tatonka!!
DadSavage
Tatanka*
AkLonewolf
Tata's on bianca
dolphindreamsandsatan
Haha! Too true... I legit laughed out loud :-)
misterwappy
.. You know.. You know...
Fortherea
I love the others‘ polite faces of interest and amusement
Hoparistic
Well he's right about everyone in Hollywood being garbage.
bitemark
Dave Chapelle had the right idea
WeedoForFreedom
He should've taken the money. He has some monkey hand in a hole anecdote. Personally I think he had a breakdown but w/e
ToasterDent
Maybe he had the same dilemma the previous year and took the money, and that was his limit. 10, 50, 100 million didn't matter at that point
JapAnus
Hollywood people are, indeed, garbage
SirBreadLoaf
Gif was so long i had to look into the bowl to remeber if i even pooped
AverageTortilla
MidlandRedux
This is a magnificent comment. I will be stealing it for use on Facebook.
pauliexclusions
Sauce???
pauliexclusions
Nvm... https://youtu.be/XT2S1OkSld4
Hulda
Thanks!
RootEnoch
The Graham Norton Show.
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
How do you get a gif that long on imgur?
heizu10000
It”s not long. It”s a loop.
Sonicdahedgie
It's not a gif, it's a different file type that's much more efficient with its data.
ItsCaptain0bvious
It technically impossible, unless you know someone in the higher ranks (or bribe someone in the lower ranks)
endbit
Have Kevin Costner star in it.
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Honestly, ive uploaded some 2 minute plus gifs and it doesnt ever complain. They just dont get upvotes because you lose audience.
MarcUK
Meanwhile mp4 video has to be under 30 seconds :(
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Last time I tried about a week ago, was 1 minute, so maybe they extended it
MarcUK
Was 3 days ago for me. Had to split the video into 3. Worked out better though. :)
The4ChanHacker
I have a longer one.
DukeDarkwood
Holy snap, that might even give the snake game gif a run for its money!
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Bend over and I'll show ya
PhunsukhWangdu
GregoryMegatron
I thought someone mentioned a while back if the gif is too long, imgur will change it to an MP4 .. Or something along them lines.
twentyfivehundred
Mildly relatedly, oftentimes I won't watch a gif longer than a minute because the phone display will go to sleep.
Narushima
Well then change the setting on your phone...
weneedmorequestions
The story was not that bad ...
skooterLaughin
That just happened to me for the first time!
misterwappy
Yeah then you gotta remember to tap your screen but then you forget and aaah shit phone's off
waspy17
I believe the max gif size is 200mb. So you reduce the video size to get under that limit.
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
That would explain it.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
I was like the dame 7 frames but different text. I don't get it either.
PancakeLegend
FYI, Imgur supports uploading of MP4s.. the far superior video format.
Speckofdust3
What app do you use to cut and convert scenes from the video file to a gif or gifv?
waspy17
I use Avidemux to edit the video clip. I use MS Moviemaker to add sub-titles. I use Instagiffer to make the gif. All free :)
Speckofdust3
Ok cool thanks
Squelchtone
"GIF" you kids don't know what a GIF is.. this is just an MP4 video renamed to a phony .gifv format Imgur dreamed up. not a real GIF file
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
You're confused. You can't upload gifv, the site automatically converts to gifv from gif. And the max gif upload size is 200mb.
Squelchtone
I DIDNT SAY that its uploaded as a gifv, I said Imgur calls these "gifs" but theyre just mp4 video files with a bullshit suffix of .gifv
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
You're still confused. The person you replied to were talking about the upload size of actual gifs, not gifv's.
370zSteve
Kazpur81S
Tatonka
bigdaddyfatpants
Yes, first thing I thought.
Lucidalabbra
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
People back home are probably wondering, now why don't he write?
DadSavage
Buffalo
FromMatterSpace
apparently that word actually shows ownership. so, they were saying "mine", not "buffalo."
rgzdev
Baffalo
sebastVillain
Tuchanka
MarioPoppins
Oh no, they don't like that
LonesomeWhistle
Deja Moo
Thepumpernickelpickle
Dumb bear
frankynyny
She shen yellow
badmusicpuns
Tatankaaa
FuzzyNutSak
Thanks
Kazpur81S
Thanks
ambispankterous
I would have loved this more if the story went nowhere.
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
"But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk."
MrZev
Just end it 5 seconds earlier.
gh013
nicholas fehn?
CatsIsTheAnswer
I kept expecting the fucking three fiddies
DaneBrass
"And he eventually died from a grease fire at the Chinese restaurant. But he... he never gave up on failing... I guess that's the point."
bobtheaxolotl
I thought it was just someone making up nonsense subtitles.
speedman
"And then I finally read it, and you know. Total piece of shit."
YouCantGetDiseasesFromABird
“Next thing I heard, a raccoon somehow got in the sleeping bag I sent him and they were both found dead the next morning.”
scienz
Me too. Called a Shaggy dog. Just learned this last week.
scienz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_dog_story
Yotarian
Norm McDonald tells the best stories like that.
vman2000
"I read it, and it was The Postman"
Misfire5150
Did you read It? No. The end
PartyPete
LievenDV
Best. Reaction. Gif. Ever.
AwkwardKeming
Can someone edit out the punchline?
teumessianfox
"It was a tide ad"
Batmannequin
He said did you read it yet?, And I said "no"
prkrkllr
He said "did you read it yet?" I said "yea," and well, it turned out to be the emoji movie
ambispankterous
God, if it just looped without an ending that would be amazing.
idontenglishsorry
I legit thought his story was actually his friends writing and was thinking well he did suck at writing
therealzerobot
People like you are why we have so many Avengers movies.
MesserAuditore
You mean Marvel movies? There's only two Avengers movies released so far...
Rifneno
And there should've been 1. Afternoon of Ultron was a lot of fun, that useless excuse of a villain did NOT warrant a teamup movie.
therealzerobot
MesserAuditore
What is the point of your passive aggression here? Civil War isn't an avengers movie. Iron Man was a glorified cameo in Homecoming.
WhenTheBufferDropsAcid
Do you by any chance put tomatoes in a fruit salad and strawberries in a nut mix because it's botanically correct?
ambispankterous
There’s dozens of us! DOZENS!
FrozenCorgi
TLDR: His friend was Michael Blake, author of Dances with Wolves
getthismanabeer
RIP.
TrevorfromGTA5ismyalterego
Thaaaaaank you
BlackavarLion
"friends"
BortymcBortfeis
I for one, am glad I got it from the gif and not this comment
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holliday0
And what a hell of a journey it was!
mwoodman
Which is, if you haven't seen it, a really fantastic movie. Just be prepared for this pace of storytelling.
HansVerhaegen
Or see it's remake: Avatar. Exactly the same movie.
dogfrost9
No. It is not Dances with Wolves is a brilliant cinematic masterpiece. Avatar is an over long episode of the Smurfs directed by Al Gore.
Remainder
Don't forget Pocahontas
GabbyJayYay
Avatar = Dances with Wolves + Fern Gully + Pocahontas
HsuDoNihm
That movie was never made! ... Oh, *that* movie! Yeah, that one was made.
Bandignomette
I wish I had read this comment BEFORE the end of this long-ass story.
Kazpur81S
...was
TamereEsti
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Mockingbirb
Yes. Hardly anybody knows the sequel “Dances in underwear“ tho.
b00g13man
Thanks for this. I'd given up, and was about to move on.
FillMyPrescriptions
Thank you
WellThatsOriginal
Thank you for your kind service.
daykeyboard
LavaAxe
Holy smokes the fps!
DasFerrus
They filmed the movie a few miles from my house!
theangriestinch
Fellow South Dakotan!
ToasterDent
I thought it was filmed in upper New York state? (for the tax breaks)
EricFromAccounts
Please god let's make this top comment and save everyone else from having to watch this thing
StaticVoidFalafel
And it's stupidly fast
MysteryX95
But then we miss getting to see the laughing guy
HerbieRobinson
Just read it in his Ken O'Donnell voice.
ShutUpImWorking
God doesn't give upvotes... YOU must give the upvotes...
FutureFriedman
Why is this upvoted as well? Your post is "upvote the other post".
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
I feel the same way about the movie.
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
Cool story, bad storytelling, complete shit format for the whole thing to be displayed on.
RisusNex
Too late for me :(
earlymornin
Yes. Wasted so much time on watching this thing
TheTitan94
I thought it was quite interesting and well told. Just invest the minute or so of your life. You're just looking at memes anyway...
TojS
KillingTlme
Agreed. The other actors reactions help make it interesting.
7oidberg
the minute and 51 seconds.
7oidberg
That said, I watched it in full and enjoyed the story.
XanCrews
No. If I OP provided a link with sound then maybe. .gif is the wrong medium for long-ass stories without compelling video.
duperdolt
Eh, IF I'm on mobile and it's a video, I would just skip it. I like that people put interesting videos in gif form sometimes.
XanCrews
To each their own, however if video without sound is the medium and the video is a talking head with subtitles a .jpg works just as well.
Mooninites
You know, you’re probably right but I watched it anyway and didn’t feel the need to bitch about it.
XanCrews
BabaBooey734
Downvoted for telling me what to do.
TheTitan94
Fight me naked in the dark!
ElbowdeepinElmo
Downvoted for telling me what to do.