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Apr 13, 2017 4:05 PM
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IvarSchot
These latest dog dumps have been shitty. Half of them are from a post from 2 days ago and from other (shitty) dog dumps last 2 days
EverythingIsLove
0.0! Please don't give your puppy chips! (They can cause UTI's)..
DoublevBomb
#23 -
idontknowzipizapaaboutit
I want to adopt a good boy but my fucking landlord doesn't aloud us to have pets. Fucking heartless twat
Max585t
#2 he takes after OPs mom
HeftyBeej
I've been waiting for this one
Carbonmonoxide
#19 http://imgur.com/EVAXPhV
NeinGagforLife
I Feel a lot better now
DoublevBomb
#3 - Nah, many of them come off the line with quirks. It's a known issue.
clem585
Will it be fixed in the next release?
PHKing2222
You CAN reboot it, but I am not going to be the one to hold the button at the back in for 10 seconds!! ;)
DoublevBomb
Probably not, , but at least you an enjoy the quirks at times.
Omni21
+1 for the tom brady deflate-a-dog!
boazach27
folder[Animals]
tiddersandbacon
Always updoot pugs
metalfoto
good girl, pumpkin pooper!
thekingandqueenofcheese
Still in the same order from theFacebook post huh
GreenFox
#5 so your dog pooped in the yard and you waited so long to clean it up it literally started growing?!
fhatpotatou
Some people don't clean it up.
DranksAndDragons
Maybe it was a winter poop? I know people who wait until the snow melts. (Gross to me, but whatever...)
lifeisapicnic
Stared at the second one for way too long trying to figure out if his mouth was closed or...?
Qumefox
Is #1 an alpaca fur cat tree?
DoublevBomb
https://i.redd.it/l34kd5o5l0py.jpg
Genizani3000
If I only had one upvote to give...
CheshirePhoenix
#1 isn't a dog, it's a luck dragon.
breakinginsanity
FALKOR!!
TheRinds
Hey @BadgeNineTwelve !
TheRinds
oh, and @laflore !
DoublevBomb
#7 -
DoublevBomb
#10 -
DoublevBomb
"They're good dogs, Brent." (x100 hyperballion) -
Yes, he knows.
peeeest
Great one! The fart face lol
powwerbottom
This faggot gives me this fucking look, every fucking day
lpooptoomuch
that is the face of a dog about to squirt shit all over everything
SpanWolf
Oh God, I can hear it happening.
DoublevBomb
#16 - Meanwhile:
Lugia3
That's a lot of dogs!
Armorfinish
Am I the only one starting to think people are shopping the Snapchat text box into images now? I swear I've seen many of these without it...
TDWPTWD
These are all photoshopped, I can tell by the pixel. People fake FB,twitter,instagram and now snapchat posts. It was bound to happen.
slappyhamsalads
Damn it, you're right!
Stavixe
#2 bugged me for like 10 sec. I legitimately thought the dog was holding a ball under its mouth closed.
sillyrabbittrixr4me
Glad I wasn't the only one!
DranksAndDragons
I thought there was another dog under that dog holding a ball and that this one put its head on the other dog's head. >.<
VindictiveRidge
Now I can't un-see that.
firstsecondfuhrer
slappyhamsalads
Quaaade! Start the reactorrrrr!!!
ThatOBrienGuy
I'M FREAKING OUT IMGUR IS BUGGY AND THIS IMAGE IS JUST MOVING UP AND DOWN AND THE WHOLE PAGE IS WAVY WHAT DID YOU DO
AbusedPickle
Baby has chosen you
DarkESanta
Become one with shiny baby.
MrMeems
It's already become a meme?
AndreKroon
Well, the mother gave it to us. The child is to be raised by the tribe.
kylemc55
This comment is a diamond in the rough.
NightButtFairyHawk
DarkESanta
Thank you. I demand every post has a shiny baby on it starting now.
QuzareeVircosemo
So it has begun. I can I saw the birth of a meme. They grow up so fast
Scarecrow0191
There supposed to be a "say" in there somewhere, right?
QuzareeVircosemo
I eventually saw my mistake, cheers!
CheddarFiend
I can, I saw, I conquered
MetaSomma
No
TheLetterKay
Nah
thisisthefirstoneitried
No, just seeing the birth of a new meme means that he can do anything
Kuthooloo
DoublevBomb
XeArg
DoublevBomb
Ooooh, I like that. It beats the hell out of my home-made shitpost. Thanks!
floorwaffles
What is this from?
eldrewo
Oh lawdy yiss
MetaSomma
Yoink
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
#2 showing his owner he can fit two balls in his mouth too!!
Boredashell
Oh sure. When they post a pic, it's adorable. But when I do it I get "What is wrong with you?" and "I cannot ever eat peanut butter again."
link117318
OH SNAP!
Whenceitcame
He learned it from watching you
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groovedware
I presume it's Cooper McGibblits and I approve. (✿◠‿◠)
MisterMcGibblits
And as his owner, he learned from your mom.
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
and as my mom, i learned it from your mom!
ablackguywithanaffintyforpoetry
The first ball looks like it can be his chin I'm trying to see it like every one else but I can't
Jewishua
It took me a while too, friend, don't worry.
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sky156
no just no
theberd
If you're referring to testicles. Those aren't that big.. now if we were talking bout two bags.
dudeyeadudeuhwhateverdudebro
Tru
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
they can be whatever you want them to be, you just have to believe
Moussfi
This dump is just gold!
SOGGHD
The Goodest Dump
LizzyMcGuire
Gold....en retrievers? @InboxMeYourGoldenRetrievers that face on those parents!!
zanderclause
Gold, Jerry!
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Gold!!
alvasalrey
This isn't gold....
ComoSeIguana
Hexarcy00
well, some of it is pumpkin seeds
LullabyJones
Oh that guy calming his dog- oh my heart
sinvx
Yeah but that guys son is like "i thought I was your best boy :("
forgetthisnoise
Had to spend over $500 in emergency vet bills last week for my dog. Realized I'd spend a fuck load more for him to stay with me
DemSumBigAssRidges
Yeah, it was all laughs until that fucker...
ziggysband28
He's saying that just as much to convince himself as he is the dog.
phychotic
Took my dog into the vet. Man there had a dog who had a miscarriage and was devasted and he would not stop hugging her and kissing her 1
phychotic
My heart completely shattered. Poor pups eyes were bugged out but she was licking his face. My pup on the other hand, ate 3 plastic cones.
StevieNicksAbortedFetus
That one made me tear up <3
IncaRose
Me too damnit!
Salmonthegreat
Me too. Me too
howcaniconfinemyselftoausername
Tear what up?
StevieNicksAbortedFetus
My emotions, yo!
ClimbThemCrimps
That was the one I related to most. We talk to our 6 month old pup through absolutely everything.
anugg
It helps if you use a calm voice. My dog hates getting her nails cut, but if I talk to her without sounding frustrated she's fine.
iambrokencog
it doesn't do anything for the dog, but hopefully it helps you get through "everything"
ClimbThemCrimps
Actually, talking to them does help them. They are very receptive to tones of voice and words. I did lots of research before we got him.
iambrokencog
ah ... now we're talking about tones, not speech. In which case, I wouldn't have made a comment.
badbiscuit
You must not own a dog or are a shit owner of one
iambrokencog
Well, wrong and wrong. They only here the sounds, and more important see the gestures from us. Those can be 1/2
iambrokencog
harsh or soothing sounds, but the words themselves are just for us.