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I didn't see that ad for Black Rifle on the side of this until another Imgurian pointed it out, and I can't delete part of the post without deleting ALL of it, so let me just say Fuck Black Rifle and all Nazis and their collaborators. They can kick rocks all the way to Hell.
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ruint
#18 The EDH origin story
OhIfIMust
#10
SirSpiffyDijelos
#7 OMG wait this is Hong Kong! Octopus is the name of the payment platform they use for everything there!
eggmuffin
#9 This used to have audio. Of course, back then it didn't have 40% of the frame cropped out.
wideshoulderedbeast
#6 Roy Keane is a barber now???
jimhotep
#12 ah....AHHHH.....AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
badmojo23
What a wild dump, loved it
SMarkt
#12 thats a cool beachball you have found.
Gremlynn4023
#17 i always used to whisper seductively to my ex that i was gonna put it in both her holes. then i'd pick her nose in both nostrils at once and start giggling like a moron.
Can't imagine why she left XD
ruint
#12 get your own, this one's mine.
maas2908
Aren’t those things expensive? Why don’t they just have like a push button to start it that makes some robot remember all that?
NearHereThere
#8 That humidifier: not great, not terrible
fnxweb
Excellently unhinged
Malinut
#13 British Army Scimitar. Somebody has a sense of humour!
Sypurist
#15 Me after being asked to leave the buffet without causing a scene.
ICantFeelMyHead
#12 Gather round! We've found an unexploded bomb. Here lads grab a spike.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I am sure I would watch. But it sure as hell wouldn't be from that close.
Newsdee
#7 I live in the country this is from so it took me a second to realize how weird it must seem outside
Clayman8
#8 thx, ill take 3.
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
#1 that's a lot of work...I make my own F15 spawn like lin GTA San Andreas
GravyEducation
Sorry for the caption that is clearly not applicable but here's for #1 https://imgur.com/NwJY7lp.mp4
grezmos
I found recently out from a corridor crew video that the explosion at the end was the same explosion used for the empire state building but flipped upside down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H73qv1gMNA
GravyEducation
I've been dog sitting for many days. I'm not a military guy but I really wanna go home and either play Xcom or Ace Combat
SimonHK
No.1. Generators on after engine start I think. At least that's what I did last time I stole an F18.
MrGnatJonesEsq
TIL.. and I used to think starting a 15 was ridiculously easy for what it is.
JzowVX1FZeuXhyXL01RW
#1 multiple corrections needed, for starters the hornet's electrical panel is in the *right* console, not the left. This cockpit setup is a custom one, not true to the actual aircraft. I strongly recommend using this video instead for anyone planning shenanigans: https://youtu.be/SaMBmQxzzPQ?t=126
jwa13
Plus you'd only use CV for alignment when on a carrier.
OhIfIMust
Plus, is it REALLY necessary to test the alarm systems??
abrubtopinion
I mean, there could be some start interlock requiring a toggle, but given we're manually inducing fuel to start the turbines I'm guessing not.
itsallaboutthecones
#12 this is AI, right?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Artificial intelligence or natural idiocy. Hard to tell the difference sometimes.
TeamRocketBlastOffAtTheSpeedOfLightSurrenderNowOrPrepareToFight
Don't think so... could be poor exposure or older media format transferred to digital.
Garf34
A.I. as Absence of Intelligence
graehall
I like to call it Atrophied Intelligence, because the more you use it the more you suck at doing the thing it's doing for you instead
Garf34
I really like Atrophied Intelligence. May I use it again ?
graehall
go nuts with the donuts!
TheMoonBnuuy
#3 actual translation:
The windows are restricted.
Please do not throw objects from high altitude.
yoyo42
"Don't throw your crap from Heaven"
Rabeandre
So I'm allowed to shit in the air like a god?
Gibleteousjack
Praise the Emperor!
Talligan
If you need permission, you're not allowed. Do you think god asked anyone if they could air shit? No. Go and take it
mouse209
Hippos do it. Be ungovernable.
MuffinProof
Who's gonna stop you, the actual god?
SithElephant
graehall
#1 check the bottom, an ad for Black Rifle Coffee, a straight up nazi company
GooteMoo
Oh shit.... didn't see that! Thanks for the heads-up
FragileDonkey
They even have an SS brand.. seriously
Efreeti
Disgusting
Efreeti
Sad. Did Demolition Ranch still do sponsorships with them before he retired?
DaveSamsonite
That ruins the entire post, unfortunately.
YourAverageCyberGuy
Additionally, why does she talk like a child?
AC4400CW
Having listened to thousands of hours of loveline when I was a lad, I can tell you Dr. Drew could guess the age a caller was sexually abused by how young her voice was. Something about that traumatic experience locked their voice, and often their emotional development at that age.
graehall
right wing guys find it appealing because, well, y'know
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I don't see what you're talking about...
HerrHat
me neither.
Efreeti
Shewy92
Or someone just likes their coffee and has a sticker on their flight sim. Not everyone knows the politics of random companies.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Sure, but not her.
graehall
Black Rifle Coffee are loudly and proudly pro fash
OhIfIMust
I've heard of them, but not of that.
eggmuffin
You have now.
(And as a rule, people don't buy merch from companies they know nothing about. And in this specific example, visiting the company's website leaves little room for the benefit of doubt.)
Larktonguesinadicecup
So is she though. Solomonica de winter, Zionist, alt right vibes
GooteMoo
Ewwww....
Larktonguesinadicecup
Most of her stuff is scrubbed now but if you were terminally online in 2015 you would recognize a lot of Kekistan era dogwhistles from her early presence.
Nbiakro
#12 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eGYzdmd4dHF1eTI0bzRtajN2cmMweWN0MWJtbWlveXZldnM5bHd1eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/DB2oahQFa0qeQ/200w.webp
jimhotep
best comment evar!
DaveSamsonite
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldGg3MnRlOW40MHA2cGRsdno4Nm92ZXFtdWIwaXR4dTA2MGFpc211cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3RyZW5kaW5nJmN0PWc/TlK63EQZufmdFu0xFqo/giphy.mp4
Nbiakro
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ems5NW45enB4bHc3eXF1YjIwYXZ0MTFtdm1vd3l0M3BoN2V4bjBxaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10avZ0rqdGFyfu/200w.webp
TheMoonBnuuy
#12 these people are morons... while it probably is inert, you don't do that, you call the bomb squad
MirvannaScythes
Some of them have a mooring safety line, they deactivate when not tethered to the sea floor. Still dumb - safety systems can fail.
dReDone
That is the bomb squad bro.
NooPogodi
The moment they have a problem is the same one they stop having one
owlcatsanctuary101
Nah man, that's just a sea urchin that's really into metal.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cjZ3MDBvNG5renkxOHNjYjc0Yzg0ejhka3VhODIzY2NjbDl4eWZmYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/K9xXlcMA6aw3S/200w.webp
ArchaeoEejit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballymanus_mine_disaster
ionlyregisteredtosavelinks
> More than 40 houses in the nearby village were damaged by the blast
spartanliam115
thetickcannothaveaspoontoobig
xo66nt
is that not implied by the fact that the clip is shared?
TheMoonBnuuy
You'd be surprised what a memory card can survive
xo66nt
still, the stupidity is evident regardless of the outcome
GenesisNynja
To be fair, I think they’re magnetic and activated when coming in contact with a big chunk of metal like a ship. So as long as they keep it away from metal, they’ll probably be fine…
TheMoonBnuuy
the mechanisms can decay and malfunction, go off on a jostle
but it's also almost certain that by now moisture has seeped into the explosive and it won't go off... but you don't take chances on either.
muzzmuzzle
When i was a boy (1979) they evacuated my school after a kid found a mortar, he was in the playground with it's nose on the pavement trying to hammer the fins off it!
sundaymondayhippyday
And that boy grew up to be?
muzzmuzzle
I dunno, but he was also the kind of kid who threw aerosol cans into bonfires!
NooPogodi
Very tall
InTangier
The CEO of a consulting company like Deloitte, etc.
mezzidriel
Barack Obama
abc987
Albert Einstein was there and everybody clapped
Larktonguesinadicecup
I'm sorry, the timeline isn't matching up. Einstein died 6 years before Obama was born, and Obama would have to be I don't know at least five to be able to use a hammer meaningfully