Asked my offspring to draw Sasha Brause
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Mmm... Forbidden pumpkin.
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Just paying some back taxes
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Watching
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Am I the only one that wants to eat scrabble pieces like chips?
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Poop
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So seepy.
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Heard the news from Italy over here in Canada!
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BEANS.
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Go
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Our bearded dragon passed away today. Lizards are not the cuddliest looking animals but I'm here to tell you they have wonderful personalities.
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Lost my dog Moose today
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I work from home and my coworker is always asleep on the job.
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My beautiful Pickling Cucumbers for #greenthumb
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Or the percentage of cape wearing heroes is so infinitesimal, it could be considered zero.
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For my Cake day... Here's a squirrel that decided to hang out with us.
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This is Sheryl Crow, my work cactus. She's a bit of a celebrity and people love to pet her. Sometimes she hangs out with other people while I'm on vacation.
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So proud I finally made some thick toum!
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Lost my little black cloud yesterday. I feel like I can't breathe without her. She was an endless fountain of calm energy that I'd frequent every chance I got.
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The world is doomed (eventually), and were worried about who said 'Rising Crust' first, and how to plagiarize it.
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I was being a jerk and my better half got fed up with my shit. Come back to find this.
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Or you could just... You know... Fucking draw.
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Closing up shop at midnight in my warehouse. Thomas gets half his salary paid by the March of Dimes because he is mentally challenged. He's the only person that ever decides to stay to help me close up at night.
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Charlie.
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"I like a nice even coat of baby turtles" - The guy probably.
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Oh Canada.
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Anything is a dildo if your brave enough.
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Or you know... You could just... Fucking draw.
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Canada celebrating a long lasting friendship.
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Set up a fort for my daughter. Come down to find it has been captured.
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With October upon us I just wanted to remind people to be kind to our friends black cats. Every October I have to keep my cat in for fear of delinquents doing unthinkable things to her.
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Best receipt ever from my favorite butchery
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Where will you be when the acid kicks in?
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He's not allowed on the bed, but it's his birthday today :)
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My fiancé said my Pheebee would never make the front page
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I live in Canada.
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This is the scene on my doorstep right now
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A post recommended this game. More times than I'm willing to admit...
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Our deaf kitten Stanley update! Still stumbly and all kinds of trouble!
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I took a quick picture of these cute tomato frogs to show my fiancée. Turned out to be some National Geographic shit.
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MRW I'm full of helium and suspended by my clam hammer.
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Got some free clothes for my daughter and this was in it... I don't even...
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I love my small human.
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I always thought there should be an anamatronic film made of Star Fox done in this style
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When you have a fun weekend planned and it's suddenly Monday.
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Anytime someone says, "Piece of cake..."
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My cousin takes absolutely amazing photos for NO reason. Something possesses her and she MUST shoot. The friends she travels with think she's insane when she suddenly stops and starts snapping. This one done with an IO10! AMAZING!
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Our new little kitten Stanley. Stanley was born deaf and can't hear a damn thing. Makes him off balance all the time too so he gets all stumbly.
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Jesus christ Ash! This is a children's show!
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This was on the wall at my local wing joint
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Typed in the search "ugly baby animals". I think these guys look just fine.
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Stop everything and upvote this cactus!
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Yep.
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Irony.
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The Most Interesting Baby in the World
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Blow.
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