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1. Hope he is happy.
2. Fafo.
3. Fafo!
4. Probably still doesn't regret his vote.
5. He voted for this.
6. Got what he wanted.
7. Wholly to blame?
8. Definitely skipped class on tariffs.
9. Even worse days ahead. And the idiot went back to golfing.
10. Hopefully we survive.
ydwyrd
#6
Boppster
"I don't regret my vote" - how the fuk can you say that. What the fuk is wrong with you!? :o(
nation543
The person with whom I live just turned on the TV and the first thing Fox says says, "The DOW is down 1600 points this morning."
lol
bexxMaker
giganticroboticpenguin
#6 This only matters if there are still elections in 2026 and beyond.
duramater1
Decent people are not celebrating. Democrats want the country’s people to succeed not just a select group.
khaoselement
#6 He has nothing to worry about. We will never get to vote again.
crossingdynasty
CheapBeerHeadaches
I know that OP probably was not the original curator of all of these, but I’m still curious why on all socials we keep blacking out the names of the people posting this shit. They should be known to everyone all the time- there’s no reason to protect the identity of a f*cking moron
johnspeck2
If we do live though this. The motto will be, Republicans: NEVER AGAIN
ThatHurts
Unlikely. This is what life is going to be until a civil war divides the nation in two. It will be 49.9% Everyone gets a puppy 50.1% Diarrhoea forever because the US population is made of two main factions of voters. People who hate their neighbor and people who want to have a status quo. The remainder are people caught in the crossfire while everyone loses their money, safety and lives.
johnspeck2
It is just history repeating itself.
jridley
Now Cook can do a stock buy at reduced prices and it'll be back up again later.
Leithoa
Exactly.
fenrirwolfganger350
Yup Trump said "It's a good time to get rich" and for multi millionaires and above it's a very good time to buy low and later sell high Who cares about everyone else?
PinkyTheUnicorn2
The "rich business owner sides with fascists then gets stabbed in the back" story is as old as time. But privileged people are so short sighted they can't see the obvious danger of a fascist dictatorship and presume their privilege will protect them... until it doesn't.
bananafor5cale21
#10 Canada won’t kidnap you and ship you off to a gulag, but there’s a good chance the US of A$$holes will on your return.
jackal696
The usa has taken a turn for the worse, hope they sort that out. Anyways
GCRust
*Head on hands, lying on a desk*
"I didn't vote for this!"
He literally said he was going to do this. Why does nobody believe the six time bankrupt game show host when he says things?
SirShmango
#6 Maybe you fucking deserve to lose them
lightfoot2
Weird how many of these people think there will be another election. No tarrifs on Russia because they have the only thing this govt needs. "Peacekeepers"
depoetics
Victims of the leopards eating faces party, in the next election: voting republican anyway, "Yeah they did all these things that hurt me, but what am I going to do? Vote for a woke out of control socialist democrat?"
EvPointMaster
#11 someone doesn't know the Onion?
tygerpsimatrix
I mean #7 almost qualifies
spattr
Speaking of losing things, Rand Paul needs to lose the bleached blond pubic afro on his head.
OookOookOookMotherFudger
"Ability to breathe" would be top of my list... But yours is good too I guess.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
That... is an awful (albeit true) description. Yuck lol
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Yeah, that's a terrible wig. It doesn't match his remaining hair at all. And it looks like he uses it as a dish rag
CallThisAUsername
Dude is a libertarian, he never had any use for his head except as an ornament - you'd think he would have better taste in ornaments.
littlefruitseller
Trumplasmosis is a strongly inherited condition affecting Magats, one of its key features being a peculiar type of agnosia - the inability to realize when they are getting fucked by him
CallThisAUsername
"Is it in yet ?"
CPTBRUMBL3Z
#8 I assure you, no one is celebrating this except China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea. Democrats are, however, happy to see that people are waking up to this fucking idiot, so hopefully you actually recognize you fucked up and stop voting R.
sfbiker
#8 - that's the thing MAGAs don't understand -- Democrats aren't jumping up and down because the economy is crashing because they know that hurts *everyone*.
MerriMod
It always appears to me that Republicans are bratty little toddlers throwing tantrums when the adult in the room tries to stop them from sticking forks in the electrical sockets or microwaving the pet hamster. Said adult, meanwhile, being the Democrats who actually have to contend with the consequences and fallout of the Republican's utterly shitty behavior, and are exhausted by the non-stop belligerence they face at all times. All while the brats demand to be coddled and rewarded.
iRegretThisUsernameAlready
But surely they're thrilled with "owning the cons"?? /s
MangaSpawn
Exactly. Saying I told you so doesn’t feel good at all when this shit impacts everyone. This is all things he said he would do and the consequences were clear. Can’t reason with a cult though.
Feralkyn
Feralkyn
https://www.threads.net/@marino215/post/DH_UuAASWTG damn he got blasted lmao
cpcgamer
#7 - It took getting unpersoned to make him CONSIDER that trump is the bad guy. Fuck.
Shuckalupagus
"If the fuhrer knew about this..."
Jarjarthejedi
"Huh. My cult leader literally tried to ruin my life. Maybe I shouldn't support him...so fervently."
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
The dumbass will forget about it during next elections
RollToSaveAgainst
Assuming he doesn't get shot or disappear to El Salvador
thefellerwhathadthatusername
#8 “But I didn’t vote for a global trade war.”
Ohhhh yes, you did. You voted for exactly that, because that’s what we’re getting, and it’s a direct result of your scummy, stupid little vote. You just didn’t *think* that that’s what you were voting for.
But…he said he was gonna. Dumbass.
qyrriqat
Dawnbringer551
He said he was gonna, musk said they were gonna. The public plan WAS TO MAJE THE ECONOMY WORSE TO MAKE IT BETTER
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
Yeah, he went on and on about tariffs, while economists repeatedly and loudly said it would lead to economic chaos.
thefellerwhathadthatusername
Last year, my Very Conservative — and in denial about it — father linked me several of those very articles during the election cycle, predicting Trump-brand economic chaos. “Can you believe it, son? He’s campaigning on the economy; I don’t know why the news isn’t talking about this stuff more.”
Guess it’s not easy to overcome over 50 years of being propagandized, even with the evidence (Conservative policies are bad economics) staring you in the face.
truemetalman
#6 For the first time in my life, I hope Rand Paul is right.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
I hope so too but he never quite is, is he?
seehemewe
Truth is truth. I will never hesitate to say facts are facts, even when it is someone I don't like is stating a true fact.
What I do have problems with, is when Dick and Liz Cheney haven't moved an inch in their political beliefs, but the rest of the GOP has swung so far away from democracy, that the Cheneys are now outside the GOP.
I still disagree w/ nearly everything they believe politically, but at least myself and the Cheneys agree that that MAGA is a threat to our democracy.
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
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onlymostofthetime
how the fuck does he kept getting re-elected, he's a sham who had to create a new testing system for ophthalmologists because he couldn't pass the test that everyone takes. Look it up if you think I'm kidding.
He has done nothing helpful for anyone, particularly the people he claims to represent. I know, I mnow it's all propaganda and keeping the populace dumb. But I mean c'mon. He's a fraud. He can't work in the field of his training so let's elect him to represent us! /s
PeaceBaby
Rand is disgusting, but he did vote against tariffs.
zombiejedediah
He's not. Trumpers are denser than neutron stars
PimpinKen
I know he is, if we manage to maintain a working democracy. That in there lies the problem.
stayingalive4life
Not just that, but people need to actually start growing a brain and actually REMEMBER things (long term memory) instead of having the attention span of a TikTok skit.
FlowerIsland
That is just mean towards tiktok skits
akafluffy
It's gonna be more like the Nazi party in Germany after 1945, gonna be a tough fucking sell if it's not actually illegal.
Retrikaethan
buncha fucking morons. he literally said he was gonna.
cyborgspider
yeah but the other side said said they were gonna (protect rights, assist the homeless, broken promise here, preserving basic human need there), they didn't. Everyone sucks, is what I'm saying
THEY COULDN'T EVEN CONVICT THE ORANGE CLOWN WHEN HE WAS GIFT-WRAPPED FOR THEM TO DO SO
LordLobster
Yes, blame the dems with their super majorities. Oh, that's right, they never had one.
NeverEnoughFoxes
#6 Don't give me hope....
JackHL01
if and that is a big IF that happens, maybe the dems finally get their head out of their own asses, those how can ghrow a pair and FINALLY do something for the flesh and blood people. not the corps, just the people!
NeverEnoughFoxes
Exactly, the Dems need to approach things like the Doomslayer: rip and tear until it is done.
BeetBoxer
#4 "I don't regret my vote"
Comet260
There's no hope for these idiots. None.
BeetBoxer
I just don't get it. I just don't. This dude supported a movement that has upended his entire life. Thrown his livelihood into jeopardy. It would cost him nothing to say, even if just to himself, that he regrets supporting this. I know it's easy to say it's a cult, and it is, but even a "traditional" cult provides housing and food and clothing as they cut you off from your old life. This dude gets nothing, loses everything, and still regrets nothing. It's insanity.
flavivsaetivs
At this point I'm convinced it's like people with Bipolar disorder who live two completely separate realities and are unable to reconcile them.
PFCHudson
Canadian here. Sorry, but, I don’t want any Americans to visit, keep your isolationist, world economy destroying, christo-fascist, racist, bigoted agendas at home. You are welcome to visit again when 100 million of you take the streets and topple your fascist government that threatens our sovereignty, Every. Single. Day.
Mehtoes
Came here to say something similar!!
barstr7
Oh Canada, a beautiful land completely free of greedy or stupid people. I can't wait for the day when you inevitably face shitty leadership and/or fascism. Because you WILL eventually. Like the US, you are fairly young as a country. Every country goes through it sooner or later. Hopefully people aren't as shitty to you as you are to us right now.
DrOsmium
Canada was on their way to their own version of Trump (Poilievre), the US just had their election first.
BeepBeepImA
It takes a certain level of planning, and low-educated population, to allow the removal of education standards. Good luck doing that in Canada!
MorrighanWolf
quit spreading eugenics and you can come to Ireland, imperialist moosefucker.
BeepBeepImA
And you can fluich off to America!
BeepBeepImA
100%: more than 50% of those that voted, voted for the REPUBLICAN PARTY. The Republican party is only out for profit, always has been. If you can't trust half of their voters, can you really trust their citizens?
thorinc
49.8% voted for Trump as president, 48.3% voted for Harris, 1.9% voted for other candidates. The Republicans did better for presidential votes than for House or Senate votes.
So just a smidge less than 50% of the voters can be considered to have voted Republican.
It was actually pretty close, and with all the tariff crap going on there will likely be a blue wave in 2026 (if elections aren't suspended by then).
AndromedaBlade
hey i feel that. pleas remember that donald won because he cheated. most of us dont want him or any of what is happening. im trapped here like many others. but her at least the price of eggs... went up?
Comet260
He won because of apathy and "Gaza".
Etherealvalentine
Damn. I certainly wouldn't want to visit you, regardless of politics. You make yourself appear to be uneducated and unempathetic.
CallThisAUsername
It's doubly a good thing you won't visit then, because you sound like a self-centred bellend.
Etherealvalentine
If wanting to stay away from ppl who speak poorly of others, makes me someone to name-call and shun in your eyes, that speaks more to your character than mine.
Comet260
LOL. America treats empathy like a sin!
Etherealvalentine
The demons in charge sure do.
THEcableguy
Dumb ass, then stay the fuck where you are. We don't want you to come anyway. You're projecting so much I can't tell if you're a troll or genuinely mentally ill. And I'm too lazy to check your post history.
Etherealvalentine
Look at all that bad attitude I'm glad not to be around. Look at the image you make of yourself.
THEcableguy
Fuck you. There's an image for ya, goof.
Etherealvalentine
Your character is showing.