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Starting a GoFundMe to get this FatHead for my front door. She has a "Hillary for prison" sticker on her car.
She took her trash out, then calmly walked back inside. I think the trooper calmed her down.
Original post https://imgur.com/gallery/IzMeQ
FlibbertyJibbet
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dougbea
Things have calmed down. So, let me antagonize the crazy tea kettle, see if I can heat 'er up again....get er rattling an' steaming hot.
NoUnclePeteStop
If this is another hidden "tree fiddy" joke, I swear to Jesus...
waitdoyounot
Will win most elaborate one ever.
Littlewinglet
I work with a mentally ill girl. It always ticks me off when customers try to set her off I know Ur position sucks but now Ur mooning a bull
stargdss
Because there's nothing better than to incite an emotionally unstable person who has no self-control rather than work in compassion for them
misslola
As funny as that would be, this lady sounds like she might actually be mentally unstable. 2nd rule of crazy people: don't poke the crazy.
oo0ORB0oo
Do you really want to push this? I get why you are doing this. Sometimes it is best not to do this.
Shibadeedoowoponyoursandwich
Omg, the thumbnail made it look like someone hung themselves
fruktsalat
*hanged
Shibadeedoowoponyoursandwich
Yea I wasn't sure, I thought for some reason it was hung when referring to oneself? Idk, thanks though
imgursmyfirstluv
This is dumb
SuicideByAccountant
Second amendments the gun one. Not the free speech one.
tomyironmane
With the screaming psychotic neighbor, I might gain comfort from an AR... And with a Hillary sign, they'll never expect you to have it.
tomyironmane
Light. Handle's adjustable for easy carry, good for righties and lefties, ideal for quick, discrete interventions.
5out0f7
HillaryClintonsEyes
I love this
cynoclept
TonyStarkWantsOne
Well that's the most accurate depiction I've seen yet
TonyStarkWantsOne
Well that's the most accurate depiction I've seen yet
BobsYurUncle
Fuck! Just laughed out loud. Friends I'm watching the Cubs game with just looked at me like, "WTF?"
Cyranojoe
Upvote for Cubs.
DarkHyperion
SauceOfTheBoss
At this point of this "story", I see OP as a tool & an attention whore. Just call the fucking cops and it's over. No need for the spectacle
OnlyBegottenDaughter
cops have already come and gone. it's entertaining to follow the drama
sonicbn
good to see things have calmed down. you still got the glock ready right?
GuylnTheBack
"Safety...always off"
yocozuna007
if she get's elected she will change the Supreme Court and take it away
InStitches
Hmm. I suspect OP is a Hillary supporter but still not sure.
kid1
I definitely still irony in having a Hillary sticker while talking about the second ammendment
noeljb
Why do want to wind her up? Besides the entertainment value.
SyyGuy
So you know she has issues. Just deal with it an leave it alone. No need to be childish
OddOod
So basically enable her mental delusions
IAmNotAWitch
Wow. What a freak. It sounds like she needs some heavy meds or to be committed...
MrDoucheMcGee
I say we buy it, and ship it to the nutty neighbor. Because the reaction will be nuclear.
skorch
Put it on a common area wall. No sense in giving her a direction for all that rage.
baturro
Waste of money, probably. Nut job will see it and tear it down.
illhavethechickenandthesteakandthechickenfriedsteak
This is smart advice. Making oneself a target=no Bueno.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Smart, but really she can't do ANYTHING to him legally. Would be the same as the notes and stickers she has everywhere for trump
RemainsspacebarUnknown
i wouldnt be worried about what she could do to me legally...
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Ok, let her go to jail.
glaw2635
Corpses don't care about the affairs of the living.
octopussua
Don't fuck with people who've got nothing to lose
vapormissile
Boom - this. With enough people, your chances of encountering a doomed psycho approaches certainty, and you always lose the crazy-dare.
j3sus0fsuburbia
Get one of her AND Obama
mokisaur
And Bernie. The trio of the apocalypse to this lady, probably
j3sus0fsuburbia
That's glorious.
SomeKindOfOctopus
Maybe don't poke the crazy person.
Dani52885
....or ALWAYS poke the crazy person
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
Well... It was nice meeting you op. Rest in peace /pieces
SendDoctor
Why am I browsing imgur now? I have a stomach ache and laughing hurts but my life is miserable so I wanna enjoy myself :(
SomethingHorriblyInappropriate
Don't forget to add a little speech bubble saying something like "Democracy makes me moist."
TheBlownCartridge
IPostedWhat
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SunshineShannon
So is a squirming erection, though.
PenguinGear563
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/624/612/635.jpg
WhatIsYourSpaghettiPolicy
CoughedupFurball
TheWhiteHouseChiefOfStaff
http://imgur.com/Y9o0p
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
This is one of my favorite comments ever.
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Pico371
I like this hope you dont mind if i steal it
Germurican
My friend says this all the time. I thought he was talking about our mutual friend, whose last name is Eyster. Guess not.
Fiss
I wish I could upvote this more than once.
StabbyMcMurder
AuroraNora33
THAN*
ashtranza
Unless it makes her moister, then an oyster.
CroissantCrotch
Executor32
RIP in peace
Jetda
awesome
EmCeeMiNacion
Starting a go fund me? Unless that shit comes with a security cam installation outside of your door, fucking buy it yourself, fool.
prncessbuttrcup
Wow guys, it's a joke.
seamusmcfly
At least a Hillary bumper sticker
georgiethescientist
Do it fgt
SomethingHorriblyInappropriate
People don't care. People just wanna be grumpy.
sasaroo
Well I think it's a good idea
CluelessMomhands
No please do this.
MemeStealingSkeleton
Don't be a lil bitch OP
StabbyMcMurder
No, you must do it meow.
Auran1453
Doooooo iiit
garylesnail
Hahaha do it! I bet she's gonna rip it up though, but God forbid it's not okay to touch other's property right?
FlatDiLoki
Plexiglass covering the whole door protecting the cut out! when she starts to beat the shit out of the door trying to rip it call the cops
JerBear159
Dewiiiiittttt!!!!!!! It's totally worth the story, memories, and upvotes ;)
FarmerOfMemes
Did people take it seriously?
CatBlaster5000
Bad comments section is a fucking train wreck.
CassiusFaux
It'd be an amusing story for Imgur.
Greypuppy
Not anymore it aint. Imgur's gonna be all over you if you don't buy this giant fucking sticker to piss off a neighbor. Do it for the points.
Greypuppy
fuck this text limit bullshit, had to ditch some punctuation, RIP in regretti
VaemarRiit
We live in strange times
WouldYouLikeSomeBaileysImOldGregg
Ya, keep it as an internal joke. You don't want to incur the wrath of batshit crazy people. Just let her be crazy without killing people.
Rivalyn
I dunno. She might be crazy or she might be the target of a harassment campaign by someone else. Either way it's not good to provoke her.
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
No. Do it.
CptBeardBeard
What's that fathead gonna cost? About tree fiddy?
8StoryTallCetaceanFromThePaleozoicEra
Yes. Please? PLEASE? ALL I NEED IS TREE FIDDY
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I dunno, how much did yours cost?
CptBeardBeard
About tree fiddy
Beezlebubble
https://media.giphy.com/media/P0UveJCYp89NK/giphy.gif
MemeStealingSkeleton
TheAlcoholEnthusiast
wooow, that's kinda rude
NukeItFromOrbitMan
Like all these downvotes?
TheAlcoholEnthusiast
yeah man