Smooth.
Smooth.
Cow-nsider yourself milked.
Well, merde.
Risky, but I like it.
When my crazy ex asks to get back together and tells me I can do anything I want to her.
Feminists: 1 Athiests: -5634854
If they're anything like the prequels, these new Star Wars movies are gonna be great!
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When someone you hate does something nice for you, but you still hate them.
(ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ )
I said across her nose, not up it!
MRW a lady says I'm too old to use the playground equipment
MRW my friend tells me he wants to watch The Princess Bride, but doesn't have any streaming services or money.
Forget political crap and take bets on something that actually matters.
Me working out
I like puns
This show is fantastic
A small collection of Princess Bride gifs to use at your leisure.
I'm not too late for RHM, am I?
Smooth.
Beauty and Maurice
When she says she only dates musicians
This Christmas, please try to keep the magic alive :)
Damn, I hate late night forest disco parties...
I love this movie. Can someone edit this into a downvote gif?
Smooth.
MRW I'm Ants in my Eyes Johnson and my prices I hope aren't too low
Damn Daniel
Nice parry
MRW Some tells me to just take two trips to bring in all the groceries
Well hello there