I used to do this when I was a lifeguard at Six Flags Hurricane Harbor. Good times. Lost my virginity to a fellow coworker too. I always thought the 2 things were unrelated, but after watching this clip, one clearly led to the other.
(1) A Man Puts His Arm iNTO 3 VerticallyOriented, Blue, iNFLATABLE, Plastic DoughNuts, so that They Cover His Shoulder to Wrist. (2) He Then Grabs 2 HorizontallyOriented, Blue iNFLATABLE Plastic DoughNuts, so that they Cover the Top & Bottom of His Hand. (3) He Repeats [1,2] so that Both Arms are iDENTiCAL. (4) His Legs are Still Naked, so He Steps iNTO Additional iNFLATABLE, Blue, Plastic DoughNuts that are Horizontally Oriented, and Now Has a Column of ___ DoughNuts on Each Leg. (5) He Waddles
Lore wise I would put it before Regirock (who represents Stone Age). Regifloat would be a flying/water type that could represent Earth's Archean period
Mooseman1991
I love it when something so stupid makes me smile uncontrollably
lackinglife
"I am making one god damn trip and that's it"
Ratchet600
Regirubber
verityauger
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!
PanNonOpticon
"I can have as many floats I can carry?!??"
imnotyourmum
Tubebots roll out!
TheRicM
Possible Deceptubecon
TsukariYoshi
Lancars
Regitubus
Lugh314159
"We can use as many of these as we want?" 'I mean... as many as you can use, yeah.' "BET!"
Illithidbane
Reactor online, sensors online, weapons online. All systems nominal.
RoyWolfe
MW3, good ol times <3
ZKrock
Okay, I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who saw a Regi whenever this video happened. Sad thing is, it's better than a vast majority of mons in gen 9.
NATA5
ÜN ÜN ÜN
BobTheSwede
Crossfit is weird
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
M Y . B O D Y . I S . R E A D Y
AlexKeed
The evil alter of Michelin's Bibendum.
TheOneTrueZippy8
Finally, a worthy adversary.
ElderLurkerInNeedOfaCane
This is from the great battle
Botched135
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
tephlonb12
I cried out, "Please be the pillow guy!"and was rewarded with joy.
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
Honey! Where is my super suit?!
orangatuan
What?
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
(the incredibles) for reference: https://youtu.be/x2qRDMHbXaM?feature=shared
orangatuan
"What?" is the next line of the scene.
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
Ooooohhhhhhhhh
youcanifIcan
Don't come back here with your b*******!
Me, coming back here with my bull****!
#nsfw
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
You can say bullshit on the Internet
youcanifIcan
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Gross. Don't make me think about children. I like to pretend they don't exist!
Tomcat1982
I used to do this when I was a lifeguard at Six Flags Hurricane Harbor. Good times. Lost my virginity to a fellow coworker too. I always thought the 2 things were unrelated, but after watching this clip, one clearly led to the other.
hnngh
IlTerribile
eXoRainbow
PrincessWendyB
He will drown.
Elnauriel
"Choose the form of the Destructor!" =p
thevoiddancer
Momma ain't raised no two-trip bitch.
AGuyNamedCJ
UN UN UN
HellsHegemony
Specific Rim
Mynamedoesntmatteronlylifematters
Why does that sound like that movies porn parody
nopenopebadger
Starring kobe Tai
FiveHeadedSnakeGod
Nah, that'd be Pacific Rimjob.
vwyx
Pussific Rim
IronCore
Apperrittius
(1) A Man Puts His Arm iNTO 3 VerticallyOriented, Blue, iNFLATABLE, Plastic DoughNuts, so that They Cover His Shoulder to Wrist. (2) He Then Grabs 2 HorizontallyOriented, Blue iNFLATABLE Plastic DoughNuts, so that they Cover the Top & Bottom of His Hand. (3) He Repeats [1,2] so that Both Arms are iDENTiCAL. (4) His Legs are Still Naked, so He Steps iNTO Additional iNFLATABLE, Blue, Plastic DoughNuts that are Horizontally Oriented, and Now Has a Column of ___ DoughNuts on Each Leg. (5) He Waddles
tomtomtomFR
Why downvotes?
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
He didn't waddle ! He walks off proudly like a king.
UnattendedDeviant
Very useful description for the blind, who couldn't see the image. Thank you.
Ittybittybroad
MrSwissroll
Pretty sure they wrote it out so that it can be converted to braille.
InnocentValley
So.. Imgur being an image sharing site.. how many blind people are here?
bolobass
AngryRogueMage
Regifloat
nullbr
Yet another shitty Regi
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
You win.
likerice
siegfriedwatson
I was thinking it looked like regileki, the regi after brought a smile to my face
waeraj
Quality
Nickolbedo
I want more upvotes for you than I can give.
JohnBluehill
Regitubas
TinyLiehon
Lore wise I would put it before Regirock (who represents Stone Age). Regifloat would be a flying/water type that could represent Earth's Archean period
mcvpuf3ery9000
Omg I just now realized what the Regis refer to. I’ve been playing Pokémon since gen1. Oh well, moving on…
TinyLiehon
Yup, all 5 Regi's refer to an Age. And then there's PapaGigas of course who made all five of them.
PunkRage
Keeping with tradition. It can only be one of those and I'm voting for water type
TinyLiehon
Then its special abilities should reflect the other aspect. Levitate and some modification of Light Metal, me thinks
soepie7
One dot missing for it to be a regi.
Rreizero
IT'S PIKACHU!!
iamlegendinjapan
It's Jigglypuff from above
skooksies
CLEFAIRY!
DumbandConfused
FUUUUUCK