Nov 3, 2019 7:56 PM
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BloodyTanookiSuit
I’ll say. I’ve counted 619 fails so far, and not a single avoidance.
BoredCreep
That's not a bug, it's a feature. Remove the people who don't look both ways before walking out.
takeonme11
The car stopped didn’t it??
AtsaMattaForMe
v
Simusar
Maybe it needs a soul for the detector to work, try it with a real child
noncommital
Lacks realism, fill the dummy with pigs blood.
OneUpperSteve
That’s the spirit
AHistoryofDrunks
Hahaha, that kid got wrecked!
Faasel524
Not enough Focus
FilthyPierre
didgeboy287
Old school demotivator, nice
DonLadd
Fuck I could watch kids getting hit all day. I don't give a fuck about your kids.
ialreadyfappedtothat
You could slice marble with that edge you total badass.
ballpeenX
r/UnexpectedLetterkenny
Krashtestdummy
biblioteker
This should be a meme template.
We care enough to send our condolences, but not enough to actually attend the funeral.
Chimpanzeezeetop
Kid should look both ways before crossing the street
BrrToe
Just natural selection doing its job.
whatsisname
Operators of heavy machinery should be responsible for safely operating them.
swisstraeng
sometimes there are things you can't prevent. Both the driver and pedestrian should watch for each other.
gogoforgomez2017
braingain
Needs sound
You can see the moment of brain damage
Noodlespanker
Wouldn't autobrake sometimes be better than no autobrake at all?
FievelsBrotherFourvel
it was smart enough to know that wasn't a real person so it didn't bother stopping
absoliutenus
success
chehevo
Exocomp
FeeltheFX
Mmm...as much as I’d Ike to believe that. I think auto brake applies to anything that you might get too close to at a certain speed
DALLASLAVOWNER
Ford finally living up to its moniker (FORD - Found on Road Dead)
joc101
Didn't sense a pulse
ratcamper
They need to test it with real people.
Dionysus187
Believe it or not AI has done things like this, figuring out its being 'tested' and start gaming the test.
I doubt thats the case here, though
Teamwoolf
Oh, oh no. I do not like.
https://techcrunch.com/2018/12/31/this-clever-ai-hid-data-from-its-creators-to-cheat-at-its-appointed-task/
I asked a friend about this that works in AI if its legit and he already knew ALL about it, and it is.
strideo
But it's okay to just plow through any non human obstacles?
LordHosk
Syk0tik0ne
PapaNurgleLovesYou
if it's an obvious attempt at trickery and a mockery of the intelligence of the vehicle, then yes
tasteslikechaos
Idk why, but this made me laugh hard
WhySoSeverusSnape
Nobody knew it all started with the cars. Nobody listens.
Dude I literally remember to thank Alexa every now and then and ask her how she is doing....just in case....
FoxChaos
WANT!
Where did you find such a tasteful bag?
PhloydPhan
Why does the stupid kid keep walking out in front of the same car?
TheDudeanator
He's a dummy
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
don't kinkshame him
Cucumberclouds
That kid is back on the escalator again
plsreadHayeksUseofKnowledgeinSociety
SubtleOrc
Any car driven by anyone is not going to stop in time in that scenario
Subjugatealllife
False, this gif is part of a video, a few cars stopped properly in time in the video.
Cooljesas
I disagree. Car would stop if you were paying attention and had good brakes. Many cars other cars passed this test
Thanks for disagreeing politely. I still maintain car was going too fast for it to stop
ohDannyBoi
If someone was driving that was paying close enough attention, I think they could have stopped in time though. The kid can be seen for 1/2
Quite a while before the car hits him. Slamming on the brakes would stop you before hitting him/her. Plus the kid would probably move faster
Once they saw the car slamming on the brakes. 3/3 (PS F the character limit in this app)
beretrouge
Teach kids to look both ways before crossing in the first place! Solve the problem at its source!
benkey1
And how does this compare to a human driver?
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
In the case of the Focus specifically; worse.
infiniteblaze
Not sure who was running that test...at that rate of speed and that amount of time to react, it's not possible to avoid hitting that kid.
Wazzamaniac
At this point, not slowing down was an act of mercy.
The car is already visible in the reflection off the parked car when the kid passes into view. No matter what it's a tragedy in the making.
Radiationaxolotl
Even if you can't stop, a slow impact is better than a fast one.
jimmityjammity
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6owYPHpmDLU# many cars did do absolutely fine and switched on humans would too.
WardSharlow
I don't see how heavy LSD usage makes you a better driver.
DoomFather
WhatzitTooya
I suppose an automated system should have much
weaponhowlet
own a 2013 fusion can't say it wouldn't hit the kid but it stops on a fucking dime if you slam on the brake
mitharas
Wow, what a baseless and wrong statement.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Except several cars did just that. Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6owYPHpmDLU#
27yoUGLYvirgin
And everyone upvotes despite this comment being flat out wrong, provenly so. Why imgur, why?
Pyranamus
Ok this guy’s definitely hit some kids in a school zone
IIHS. Look at this angle: https://youtu.be/6owYPHpmDLU?t=81 It would be possible for a human driver to stop.
HeyArabella
I thought the same but I posted some source and the Nissan Maxima does not hit the kid in the same test.
Enol13
Where’s the sauce? I dont think it’s possible
EarlGreyOrDeath
How was the test dummy in the Nissan? Stopping that fast has got to cause some minor whiplash or something.
DarinTrounce
Fair point but coming to a fast stop by hitting a car/truck would likely be worse?
shuya82
That’s amazing, sure doesn’t look possible.
imno0or1
Ik some car use sonar(echo location) to predict any moving object obstructed by view
DocTanner
It's amazing how much the poor reaction time and inaccurate responses of humans plays into braking distance. We really, really suck at it.
Wow! +2 to you, and to the Nissan Maxima... Now to see just how much that reduces insurance for the Maxima; might be my next purchase!
RacecarRoadcar
Nissan’s became rubbish after Renault bought them.
pinhero
Do you have a history of driving into children? Maybe driving lessons and/or a trip to the opticians would be more gooder ideas?
blairmichod
Maximas generally can be bought well below MSRP because it's very difficult to sell since it's in an odd price range.
A load Altima is about the price of a base Maxima and a loaded Maxima is the price of an Infiniti.
leonth3duke
Meanwhile my Subaru eye sight assist hard braked due to a damn long hanging branch in a parking lot.
tpanyS
Or the random shadow in the road and it's all like "OBSTRUCTION AHEAD *BRAAAAAAAAAAKES*" lol.
steerAwwPrincess
It didn’t fail. It just didn’t stop in time.
rnorja
Failed...yeah
BananaShip
Too many kids anyways
ButterLube
No. Too many old people in politics.
slothsaremagic
The car is in eco mode and it's reducing carbon emissions through eliminating children.
sjei282btsbsa828ehehth5he7s72727agsv2ya7a8aaksj4jr8r8d
The all new 2020 Darwin by Ford
notalk
♫ Too many kids (too many kids) ♫
pontiac53
Too many adults, kids aren’t the problem
puffyjacket69
Oh I get. It's funny because running over kids is a good thing. Quality humorous content edge lord.
NavaHo07
https://youtu.be/k1wBcmvcTc8
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Skynet does not consider that a failure.
degenerator
That was the kid that said, "Hey mom. What's wrong with Wolfie?" Skynet did not appreciate the ruse.
PhotoTopher
PADDYOT
Why did he keep walking out in front of the car? Maybe that's why they call 'em dummies.
coffeematemothafucka
Yea maybe to an untrained naked eye such as yourself
Darkspire
Feature, not a bug.
"only superficial damage to vehicle: Success"
SkynetAnnihilation
BigDickLaCroix
7of9 agrees. Resistance is futile
dogsarebetterthanhuman
Tbh, neither do I.
killjoyXII
therealsarahconnor
That’s okay. I’ll help.
TheStealthHippopotamus
Minimum damage to the car
zeacorzeppelin10
it was a successful test
TognaBlony
Legion.
LiterallyAwesome
Ugh ...
shatterstar22
I watched that longer than I should have
feren
The sound seals the deal.
AdirtybadgerFart
Ford Fusion knows a synth when it sees one.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
And it doesn’t even have to ask the kid about an upside down turtle to do it.
Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6owYPHpmDLU# Nissan Maxima avoided the kid
owlest
how do we know these arent rigged by Nissan?
ZakuX
Awesome link.
physicsisalwaysrelevant
better source: https://www.iihs.org/news/detail/performance-of-pedestrian-crash-prevention-varies-among-midsize-cars
Lots of cars did well, other did poorly
yacko69
https://media1.tenor.com/images/4988bf571adbd4edc5df437a8530eba4/tenor.gif?itemid=5056977
Istheusernamesupposedtobecatchy
Hyundai Ioniq also performs well. 5 stars in Euro NCAP tests
Livefromlalaland
And the Subaru!!! Lol, So did others I just really love my Subaru ?
awholelotofnothin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uigUeW05HSM
That was awesome!
CaffeineManic
I'm pre-emptively telling all you walnuts that the word you want is "brake", "brakes", or "braking", not any variation of "break".
Come on, give me a break.
Rosie2003
I think you mean “give me a brake”
I went with literal humor instead of smart ass humor, maybe I chose wrong :-/
isetprettygirlsonfire
Did you see that kid break right in two? Someone's going to need to break out two stretchers. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo .
I expected no less. Except maybe you should have spelled it all in variations of "brake".
My brain won't allow my fingers to be that retarded.
BloodyTanookiSuit
I’ll say. I’ve counted 619 fails so far, and not a single avoidance.
BoredCreep
That's not a bug, it's a feature. Remove the people who don't look both ways before walking out.
takeonme11
The car stopped didn’t it??
AtsaMattaForMe
Simusar
Maybe it needs a soul for the detector to work, try it with a real child
noncommital
Lacks realism, fill the dummy with pigs blood.
OneUpperSteve
That’s the spirit
AHistoryofDrunks
Hahaha, that kid got wrecked!
Faasel524
Not enough Focus
FilthyPierre
didgeboy287
Old school demotivator, nice
DonLadd
Fuck I could watch kids getting hit all day. I don't give a fuck about your kids.
ialreadyfappedtothat
You could slice marble with that edge you total badass.
ballpeenX
r/UnexpectedLetterkenny
Krashtestdummy
biblioteker
This should be a meme template.
biblioteker
We care enough to send our condolences, but not enough to actually attend the funeral.
Chimpanzeezeetop
Kid should look both ways before crossing the street
BrrToe
Just natural selection doing its job.
whatsisname
Operators of heavy machinery should be responsible for safely operating them.
swisstraeng
sometimes there are things you can't prevent. Both the driver and pedestrian should watch for each other.
gogoforgomez2017
braingain
Needs sound
OneUpperSteve
You can see the moment of brain damage
Noodlespanker
Wouldn't autobrake sometimes be better than no autobrake at all?
FievelsBrotherFourvel
it was smart enough to know that wasn't a real person so it didn't bother stopping
absoliutenus
success
chehevo
Exocomp
Krashtestdummy
FeeltheFX
Mmm...as much as I’d Ike to believe that. I think auto brake applies to anything that you might get too close to at a certain speed
DALLASLAVOWNER
Ford finally living up to its moniker (FORD - Found on Road Dead)
joc101
Didn't sense a pulse
ratcamper
They need to test it with real people.
Dionysus187
Believe it or not AI has done things like this, figuring out its being 'tested' and start gaming the test.
Dionysus187
I doubt thats the case here, though
Teamwoolf
Oh, oh no. I do not like.
Dionysus187
https://techcrunch.com/2018/12/31/this-clever-ai-hid-data-from-its-creators-to-cheat-at-its-appointed-task/
Dionysus187
I asked a friend about this that works in AI if its legit and he already knew ALL about it, and it is.
strideo
But it's okay to just plow through any non human obstacles?
LordHosk
Syk0tik0ne
PapaNurgleLovesYou
FievelsBrotherFourvel
if it's an obvious attempt at trickery and a mockery of the intelligence of the vehicle, then yes
tasteslikechaos
Idk why, but this made me laugh hard
WhySoSeverusSnape
Nobody knew it all started with the cars. Nobody listens.
tasteslikechaos
Dude I literally remember to thank Alexa every now and then and ask her how she is doing....just in case....
PapaNurgleLovesYou
FoxChaos
WANT!
strideo
Where did you find such a tasteful bag?
PhloydPhan
Why does the stupid kid keep walking out in front of the same car?
TheDudeanator
He's a dummy
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
don't kinkshame him
Cucumberclouds
That kid is back on the escalator again
plsreadHayeksUseofKnowledgeinSociety
SubtleOrc
Any car driven by anyone is not going to stop in time in that scenario
Subjugatealllife
False, this gif is part of a video, a few cars stopped properly in time in the video.
Cooljesas
I disagree. Car would stop if you were paying attention and had good brakes. Many cars other cars passed this test
SubtleOrc
Thanks for disagreeing politely. I still maintain car was going too fast for it to stop
ohDannyBoi
If someone was driving that was paying close enough attention, I think they could have stopped in time though. The kid can be seen for 1/2
ohDannyBoi
Quite a while before the car hits him. Slamming on the brakes would stop you before hitting him/her. Plus the kid would probably move faster
ohDannyBoi
Once they saw the car slamming on the brakes. 3/3 (PS F the character limit in this app)
beretrouge
Teach kids to look both ways before crossing in the first place! Solve the problem at its source!
benkey1
And how does this compare to a human driver?
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
In the case of the Focus specifically; worse.
infiniteblaze
Not sure who was running that test...at that rate of speed and that amount of time to react, it's not possible to avoid hitting that kid.
Wazzamaniac
At this point, not slowing down was an act of mercy.
infiniteblaze
The car is already visible in the reflection off the parked car when the kid passes into view. No matter what it's a tragedy in the making.
Radiationaxolotl
Even if you can't stop, a slow impact is better than a fast one.
jimmityjammity
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6owYPHpmDLU# many cars did do absolutely fine and switched on humans would too.
WardSharlow
I don't see how heavy LSD usage makes you a better driver.
DoomFather
WhatzitTooya
I suppose an automated system should have much
weaponhowlet
own a 2013 fusion can't say it wouldn't hit the kid but it stops on a fucking dime if you slam on the brake
mitharas
Wow, what a baseless and wrong statement.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Except several cars did just that. Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6owYPHpmDLU#
27yoUGLYvirgin
And everyone upvotes despite this comment being flat out wrong, provenly so. Why imgur, why?
Pyranamus
Ok this guy’s definitely hit some kids in a school zone
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
IIHS. Look at this angle: https://youtu.be/6owYPHpmDLU?t=81 It would be possible for a human driver to stop.
HeyArabella
I thought the same but I posted some source and the Nissan Maxima does not hit the kid in the same test.
Enol13
Where’s the sauce? I dont think it’s possible
EarlGreyOrDeath
How was the test dummy in the Nissan? Stopping that fast has got to cause some minor whiplash or something.
DarinTrounce
Fair point but coming to a fast stop by hitting a car/truck would likely be worse?
shuya82
That’s amazing, sure doesn’t look possible.
imno0or1
Ik some car use sonar(echo location) to predict any moving object obstructed by view
DocTanner
It's amazing how much the poor reaction time and inaccurate responses of humans plays into braking distance. We really, really suck at it.
infiniteblaze
Wow! +2 to you, and to the Nissan Maxima... Now to see just how much that reduces insurance for the Maxima; might be my next purchase!
RacecarRoadcar
Nissan’s became rubbish after Renault bought them.
pinhero
Do you have a history of driving into children? Maybe driving lessons and/or a trip to the opticians would be more gooder ideas?
blairmichod
Maximas generally can be bought well below MSRP because it's very difficult to sell since it's in an odd price range.
blairmichod
A load Altima is about the price of a base Maxima and a loaded Maxima is the price of an Infiniti.
leonth3duke
Meanwhile my Subaru eye sight assist hard braked due to a damn long hanging branch in a parking lot.
tpanyS
Or the random shadow in the road and it's all like "OBSTRUCTION AHEAD *BRAAAAAAAAAAKES*" lol.
steerAwwPrincess
It didn’t fail. It just didn’t stop in time.
rnorja
Failed...yeah
BananaShip
Too many kids anyways
ButterLube
No. Too many old people in politics.
slothsaremagic
The car is in eco mode and it's reducing carbon emissions through eliminating children.
sjei282btsbsa828ehehth5he7s72727agsv2ya7a8aaksj4jr8r8d
The all new 2020 Darwin by Ford
notalk
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
♫ Too many kids (too many kids) ♫
pontiac53
Too many adults, kids aren’t the problem
puffyjacket69
Oh I get. It's funny because running over kids is a good thing. Quality humorous content edge lord.
NavaHo07
https://youtu.be/k1wBcmvcTc8
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Skynet does not consider that a failure.
degenerator
That was the kid that said, "Hey mom. What's wrong with Wolfie?" Skynet did not appreciate the ruse.
PhotoTopher
AtsaMattaForMe
PADDYOT
Why did he keep walking out in front of the car? Maybe that's why they call 'em dummies.
coffeematemothafucka
Yea maybe to an untrained naked eye such as yourself
Darkspire
Feature, not a bug.
Dionysus187
"only superficial damage to vehicle: Success"
SkynetAnnihilation
BigDickLaCroix
7of9 agrees. Resistance is futile
dogsarebetterthanhuman
Tbh, neither do I.
killjoyXII
therealsarahconnor
That’s okay. I’ll help.
TheStealthHippopotamus
Minimum damage to the car
zeacorzeppelin10
TognaBlony
Legion.
LiterallyAwesome
Ugh ...
shatterstar22
I watched that longer than I should have
feren
The sound seals the deal.
AdirtybadgerFart
Ford Fusion knows a synth when it sees one.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
And it doesn’t even have to ask the kid about an upside down turtle to do it.
HeyArabella
Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6owYPHpmDLU# Nissan Maxima avoided the kid
owlest
how do we know these arent rigged by Nissan?
ZakuX
Awesome link.
physicsisalwaysrelevant
better source: https://www.iihs.org/news/detail/performance-of-pedestrian-crash-prevention-varies-among-midsize-cars
physicsisalwaysrelevant
Lots of cars did well, other did poorly
yacko69
https://media1.tenor.com/images/4988bf571adbd4edc5df437a8530eba4/tenor.gif?itemid=5056977
Istheusernamesupposedtobecatchy
Hyundai Ioniq also performs well. 5 stars in Euro NCAP tests
Livefromlalaland
And the Subaru!!! Lol, So did others I just really love my Subaru ?
awholelotofnothin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uigUeW05HSM
Livefromlalaland
That was awesome!
CaffeineManic
I'm pre-emptively telling all you walnuts that the word you want is "brake", "brakes", or "braking", not any variation of "break".
shuya82
Come on, give me a break.
Rosie2003
I think you mean “give me a brake”
shuya82
I went with literal humor instead of smart ass humor, maybe I chose wrong :-/
isetprettygirlsonfire
Did you see that kid break right in two? Someone's going to need to break out two stretchers. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo .
CaffeineManic
I expected no less. Except maybe you should have spelled it all in variations of "brake".
isetprettygirlsonfire
My brain won't allow my fingers to be that retarded.