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All of the women in the program are put through rigorous self defense training.
They learn a multitude of grappling techniques, such as the Americana....
...triangle choke...
...armbar...
While the martial arts training can be fun, it's also very intense.
...and rear naked choke.
The trainees always end their session exhausted, but invigorated.
Compared to the rest of their training, though, being choked out and punched is a walk in the park.
They are pushed to their limit both mentally and physically.
Even for the many women who are retired soldiers and athletes, the training activities are a huge challenge.
However, you can become a female bodyguard regardless of your background, so long as you meet the physical requirements.
While some schools are strictly female, many others are mixed-gender... but the women keep right up with their male counterparts
In addition to being tough as nails, many of the woman who are ultimately hired as bodyguards are also tall and attractive.
No one would ever expect a pretty young woman to be able to kick their butt, but that's exactly why these women are so in-demand
This is largely due to the fact that many female guards are ordered to disguise themselves as secretaries and personal assistant
The bodyguards are mainly hired by wealthy business executives, many of whom are women themselves.
Even if they themselves are not armed, the women know how to disarm an attacker wielding a knife or a gun.
No matter what situation they're put in, they are trained to know exactly how to get themselves out.
Their training program isn't the most rigorous in the world, but it's based off of many programs from around the world.
It doesn't matter who they're up against--- when you're a bodyguard, you need to know how to overcome someone no matter how big
Really, most people I know (male or female) would not be able to hold up to what they do.
While the beach may be a place for many people to relax, that's certainly not the case here.
They need to know how to deal with all types of terrain and natural elements.
After all, there's no guarantee when or where your client might be attacked.
Each training location comes with new challenges that must be overcome to graduate from the school.
They are shown no mercy.
They are not treated like ladies, but like warriors.
And just like warriors, they endure every test and hardship with strength and perseverance.
They know that the pain is only temporary...
...but that the honor of being chosen to protect someone's life lasts forever.
LewigiC
Mulan 2: the bodyguard
Wilsdabeast
I would take this so much more seriously if they weren't wearing frilly, colorful bikinis
TTurambarsGurthang
Also if they had muscles. I doubt these girls pictured have seen much intense training at all.
2flower
I love how on almost every picture they have full make up and even fake eye lashes in one case.
Futureproofed
This was an excuse to post women in revealing clothing. Not to highlight their strength.
ou8123
"In China, Female Bodyguards Are Very Popular." I call BS.
mandrewsf
They are apparently in high demand by wealthy women, not by men.
manchurianwok
SnipersAngel
So have we decided if this is legit or not? The comments are all mixed up.
Dawnstempest
It's legitimately terrible.
SnipersAngel
Soooooo....it is fake? haha
themisanthrope
Do you see the bathing suits they are training in? Who trains in those?
SnipersAngel
hell if I know, Asian countries can be rather strange. I mean in Japan they have panties in vending machines
influenza
Advanced Mulan?
hardytardigrade
That armbar is not working.
excelsiorloy
Look at all the space between her hips and the other girls shoulders. Not even close to being real or effective.
Dawnstempest
Oh but it IS. See, while they are on the ground wrestling with ONE person, the rest are free to shoot HER AND the target.
alicks
That's one of the worst armbar attempts I've ever seen.
AitkenBlue
Those techniques are terrible for a bodyguard anyway. I doubt there would be only one attacker at a time in those situations.
PattyFlafla
Did anyone else read Artemis Fowl? This makes me think of Juliet
SirDangerZone
Yes, I was disapointed with the lack of diamond tatoo !
JoneNikula
Yes, god fucking damn! I was gonna say that!
PattyFlafla
Especially the part about always being in a new location!
watrudoinstahp
Kingcrabby
I was wondering if anybody else caught that?
SnakesOnATrain
c'mon that armbar's never going to work. just look at that slop technique.
xuvial
This was a publicity stunt. These women are ridiculously slim and beautiful, they look nothing like hardened women in the military.
DogeOfWallStreet
She's doing the armbar wrong. Thumb-up, otherwise it doesn't work.
alicks
You can go palm-up (thumb-up is better, for sure) but almost everything else about that armbar is god-awful.
RedWolf423
And her butt should be more under the other girl's shoulder. That picture bothered me as well.
Gardenole
I swear in one picture they're biting pieces of roasted pork off of a tree.
sneakmind
"No one would ever expect a pretty young woman to kick their butt that's exactly why these women are so in-demand" Sure, that's why.
hammskis
i wonder what will happen if America puts military women through this type of training. also german flecktarn?
swozey
This looks like paradise compared to what we did at Paris Island and the women were right there with us.
PissedOffLocomotive
If? I am fairly sure that this is very similar to what both service men and women go through during training.
Caliburn
I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice the camo and the German flag patch... made me do a double take.
pickmin123
GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT!!
uneditedbrain
And I hear "Mister President" in Marilyn's breathy voice.
theboosan
What is this woman doing exactly? I can't figure it out
piggyslippers
Looks like she's eating chicken with her hands tied?
theboosan
It was my first idea... she must be eating with tied hands... but then I realized that skill won't be helpful in any case of emergency.
Dawnstempest
Practicing taking a chunk out of someone with her hands bound (it's awkward). From the height my assumption would be the neck (1)
Dawnstempest
Since you can conceivably sever the jugular if you bite hard enough, and certainly can tear out a mans' throat.
Dawnstempest
But in reality -- from the rest of the trashy pictures -- my bet is propaganda.
theboosan
I think it's propaganda, too. Still, the idea of someone biting me so hard to rip away the flesh of my neck terrifies me.
Dawnstempest
And terror -- instilling terror in the mind of the enemy -- is half way to victory.
FlamedLion
That has to be a brakaway bottle, other wise it wouldn't have shattered like that, it would have just remained solid and knoked her down.
Gadvance
the entire thing seems to be propaganda, it seems mostly loosely based of pictures you see of us marine training and 0% muscle mass too
madmattz
Anyone else get an erection from these women?
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Fear boner
thishereandthatthere
these guys
JustKiddingImBlakeGriffin
i definitely popped a ladyboner and i'm not ashamed to admit it
AppleOfClowns
It's because they are powerful, but not overly-muscled. Overly-muscled people (male or female) just aren't attractive in my opinion.
Steelthyass
So are people who have to keep weights in their pockets so the wind doesn't blow them away.
FeversAndMirrors
Don't seem powerful to me, not even very fit. Just naturally slim, maybe just regular couch potatoes.
swozey
They aren't powerful at all. These women haven't done shit for training, they're models.
VEpsilon
Yiss
Stadix
SgtDiarrhea
That armbar is being applied incorrectly -- the thumb of the targeted arm should be pointed skywards, otherwise it won't work. Also, (1/2)
SgtDiarrhea
(2/2) her hips should be pressed firm against the victim's torso, leaving no gap in between.
phrost
I didn't think an upvote alone was sufficient props for pointing this out.
Quest4Life
I was with it at first, but at the end when they came out in their personal beach stuff, i got a little suspicious this was just weird porn
kupiga
Somebody should re caption some of them so it looks horible.
McKavian
I wouldn't mind seeing more of it.
Falcrist
This isn't weird porn! ... Seems pretty normal to me.
everyoneiskungfufighting
The last bunch of pics looks like a GORUCK challenge to me.
Voiceofthegalaxy
I'll take one triangle choke please.
AceVanquish
Not the rear naked?
complimentpin
I'd rather mount her.
TheLivinLegend
Not saying I WANT to die, but if I HAD to die, there are probably worse ways to go
ayeme
The exact comment I was about to post +1
PMmeYourSteamKeys
same :D
MayorChapstickUK
Brah you wouldn't it. You either get repeatedly punched and elbowed in the face or the latter
emperorcain
Same thing happens when she cums and wants you to stop *crosses arms, nodding as if he knows but he's actually full of shit*
loshea
Weirdest. Porn. Ever.
GlenL
First day on the internet?
MollyNapQueen
I got aroused on the third pic.
FacelessGod
Orgasms so powerful they break dicks.
Monarchist
I don't see whats weird about it this is pretty standard for me.
Dooood
Oh, honey...
IWRITEEVERYTHINGINCAPS
THIS IS JUST CHINA. WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO JAPAN.
infiniteyams
I've seen weirder.
AnActualSJW
I know a dictator who would be interested in them.
DeliciousD
Dicktator*
turdferguson74
Someone switched the safety from Aladeen to Aladeen!
Ashecroft
General Admiral Aladeen!
stonedtiffany
HA HA. BS that this is the most popular comment. An awesome post about strength and THIS is the most upvoted comment. Swine.
crihsagnlel
You think these women 'volunteer'?
Marthounated
Me too. God Emperor Leto II Atreides in Dune, book 5. These women are his Fish Speakers.
randomdudefromtheinternet
TIL i'm a Dictator
kumbayawesome
Dictators love them!
FlashAnimator
Fallen President Muammar Gaddafi was famous for having women bodyguards. The ruler of Labia, he was.
TheDinosaursDiedBecauseYouTouchYourselfAtNight
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
Bootyful.
saboteurmutilux
I thought he was talking about M. Bison from Street Fighter...
LawrenceAmerica
Sacha Baron Cohen's character in The Dictator was mainly based on Gaddafi.
Wankathon
Thanks Columbo.
noah68
long live ghandi
saxyrugby
GADDAFI! *shanks butt* teehee
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
And he specifically asked for virgins for some reason
HipsterHippy
Ha! You again. Now do an animation.
FlashAnimator
MY BRODA!! I am off to sleep now. Next time you catch me I will do an animation. ;)
HipsterHippy
So I guess you are somewhere in Europe? Would match the time to sleep. Well then! Me too!
moyako
I don't think Michelle would be happy
FroggyFae
Miel
Who wouldn't be interested?
Codefault
Women are very loyal when it comes to Guard a some one. Thats why Gaddafi kept them as loyals
AdmiralGeneralAladeenissoAladeen
AhHa China actually stole my aladeen idea. Every Wadian woman is trained and we keep only the aladeen. The rest are sent to Israel!
thegr8rambino
AHAHAHAHAH
DVSBSTrD
*knew
mweston
I also know a dick potato who would be interested in them.
mweston
never mind. Too many dick jokes already. Ignore this.
tacocat
Hoping to do a little Triangle Choking when a sexy young lady friend arrives at my place in a hour or so...if ya know what I mean.
ilovemydogbuthesadick
I know a Dicktator who is interested in them.
stonedtiffany
Wow I hate that this is the most popular comment. An awesome post about strength and THIS is the most upvoted comment. Swine.
TheManWithNoNameZappBrannigan
I know a DIck that would be interested.
nolanbautista
Isn't he already guarded by a couple of nuts?
urseppos
I'm interested in all of them !
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Gadaffi is dead dude.
AdmiralGeneralAladeenissoAladeen
Fine, you can tell him that and make him leave my guest house then! He leaves so much hair in the pool. It's disgusting!
IDevelopGamesAndShitButMainlyGames
La la la la la Aladeen, motherfucker!
konakona
lol
IWishICouldChangeMyUsername
You are HIV... Aladeen
inthemorning
This one? http://imgur.com/0i2NtT0
Bassguitarist192
Honestly if anyone tried to assassinate him they'd get really fucked up he was KGB
SirusKing
Putin, the sexiest corruption can get.
Aktavate
Yea me
Snarknado4
A. makeup B. zero muscle C. extremely pretty for mainland china D. impeccable hair --> THIS IS FAKE AS FUCK
RightCross
These women are supposed to be attractive. So, training in makeup, hair done, being attractive, doesn't matter.
kingofshitafuckmountain
holy shit pick more things apart like.....OBAMA do it o.o
Jimmyn6
and yet i have no complaints. still happy in pants. lol
procrastinatorman
Brought to you by, The People's Republic of China's Communist Party.
Redrumofthesheep
They're communist in name only. China is shrewdly capitalistic these days.
antras
THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A COMMUNIST PARTY
DeputyVanHalen
BECAUSE A COMMUNIST PARTY IS ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY.
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kenesisiscool
It actually is communist but they have special exceptions that allow them to have a nearly open market in parts of china.
AnActualSJW
No. It may not be capitalist but it surely isn't communist. (1)
AnActualSJW
China is not a stateless, moneyless, classless revolutionary socialist society, nor is it on the way there. (2)
AnActualSJW
Instead, China seems to, for the long haul, want to use the state to control the affairs of the market, i.e. state capitalism. (3)
smittywjmj
But the government is single-party socialist, and that party is the Communist Party of China. The original comment was meant literally.
PontificalUndulationsOfBlasphemicGesticulation
Uhm, watermark suggests some bodyguard agency...
SuharuStormrage
It's funny because it almost seems like you think communism allows private businesses.
arcvalons
It's funny because it almost seems like you think the PRC really is communist.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
(1) Actually China is not much a communist country now. Private business allowed everyhwere in Mainland China now. It brought economic boom
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
(2) and created new generations with big money including businesswomen who need female bodyguards. This is why private bodyguard business is
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
(3) booming right now. I'm not Chinese but as South East Asian I got friends who had business deals with Mainland China businessmen.
Corki
what's that ? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF FREEDOM YOU COMMIE BASTARD!
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
XD
OrionRed
Anybody else smell BS? If this is so common, why all the smiles to the film crews?
mcow
From what I've read (Chinese source), training to be a female bodyguard in China is indeed "getting popular" because of increasing wealthy..
mcow
people including women. However many of these photos are probably intended photoshoots.
Falcrist
None of them have the muscle tone you would get from that kind of training. They're even wearing makeup. I think these are just models.
HawaiianPunchDrunk
4/ They could also just be models/actresses used for the sake of the photoshoot too though.
SnorlaxTheFlash
I'm pretty sure they are as well.
HawaiianPunchDrunk
1/ http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/16/world/asia/china-female-bodyguards/ It seems this is just a 3 wk program basically anyone can enroll in.
HawaiianPunchDrunk
2/ So...I'm guessing many of these girls are recent college grads with little to no training at the time of the picture so look the part.
LadyHaywire
Bootcamp training perhaps? Or a reality tv show?
HawaiianPunchDrunk
3/ "I didn't do a lot of exercise before and when I first started, I had trouble breathing while running but I eventually caught up"
McKavian
I am thinking that they are all made up and have film crews to advertise the program commercially and propaganda - they keep the real (1/2)
McKavian
training and crews behind the scenes to attract the people they want. Just like the US Army. Very few hot chicks in my last Army unit.
SauronSauroff
This is cool! But the women in the first few pictures seem to be models :( Notice the huge amount of makeup and lack of muscles.
Turrethugger
Maybe they are new trainees? Or used for advertising. Either way it doesn't matter, women bodyguards are really cool o:
TheRiffTheRaff
That and the woman in the third picture isn't doing an armbar properly.
Catma
If it is fake, there is still this real story: http://vimeo.com/64671356
greymouser7
U should see the ladies at the end of boot camp when they get their make-up privilege back.Clowns, that the instructor sends back again&agin
JulietRRomeo
also, as someone that practices MMA, that "Triangle Choke" is way off. she should be laying perpendicular to her opponent.
Lezio
The big boobies as well.
1800hello5
Plus, all of those techniques were sloppy at best
LadyHaywire
Yea, plus why the sound boom and a camera?
shalerson
We wouldn't have these pictures of them if there was no camera. I'd be willing to bet there's a video of them somewhere that includes sound.
LadyHaywire
Well I meant this camera-
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Broadcast quality footage ... either for broadcast purposes or corporate clients.
tanadarko
This seemed like it was kind of chronological - so this can be the start of training.
mandrewsf
I remember reading something from a while back that debunked this set of pictures as fake, even though female bodyguards do exist in China.
ampelamati
I'm betting this is taken from a film/doc ABOUT them, using actors. If you showed their faces, then we'd all know who the body guard is...
ampelamati
...and since they're hired to blend in, that'd be counter-productive lol
LukeBuff
assuming.... never a good idea
ForssFagerstrom
As a lady fighter, if you try to armbar me like that, I am going to make a point to break your arm and then ground and pound you out with
ForssFagerstrom
your own stupid broken arm. Not really, but for Jebus' sake, if you're going to model & act like your capable of something, at least make
ForssFagerstrom
it look believable. People are hard enough on women wanting to fight & train, we don't need exposure that makes us look inept.
Flyndaran
The only way to have even a chance of overcoming raw power is with intense dedication and perfect form. I salute those willing to do that.
ForssFagerstrom
Technique, speed and then strength. Follow those rules and you're usually quite squared away.
scout28
Wondered myself. The girl doing the armbar looks like 40kilos. I could lift her while she holds my arm and simply walk away.
SilentHowling
They pose as secretaries &personal assistants. They aim to catch people off guard mainly &you're American. Asians are small.
HHKA
sure.. waving with her to random people...
scout28
Would just be the sensible thing to do...
scout28
That would just be the sensible way to proceed, wouldn't it. :)
Volcanuz
Also that armbar is weak as fuck.
oftenanidiot
Many of you ladies have never had to fight with mascara running into your eyes. Today we will change that!
Rivalyn
Probably from a documentary, also they are also hired on appearance hence the pretty, they could be graduates or nearly ready to graduate.
pyratheon115
With almost no muscle? Unlikely based on what we saw from the pictures of what their training consists of.
derkaderkaflannel
you don't need muscle to be a bodyguard
dontrelyonahandout
And the freshly polished nails and nice makeup
drawsmepants
I only noticed how their hair wasn't a frizzy mess.
JenWontShutUp
This is probably going to get lost in a slew of other comments, but I lived in china for a long time and study chinese culture and this 1/2
blindblackpianist
Stfu Jen
JenWontShutUp
is the first time I have ever seen this. I did some digging and the first story came form the daily mail which is a HORRENDOUS news site.
sadwastedmexican
Thank you for researching me so i don't accidentally spout bullshit to my laoshi in class about "Chinese Culture"
JenWontShutUp
In fact, it's not "popular" at all - this was a publicity stunt and the guards are only meant for the super rich. You can read about it
JenWontShutUp
on www.chinasmack.com
ImpactFPS
Damn, Jen really won't shut up. :)
warick
So you're saying it's bullshit? Because it smelled like bullshit when I saw it.
maxwilder
I don't doubt it for a second. If it's fake, it should be real. If I was rich, I would totally want one buff dude and one hot girl as guards
warick
Or a few of these chicks:
SpiterMan
Now that's a titty.
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mmurrbles
The moves they are teaching are the same used by the US military and are jujitsu styled. Designed to take down a larger opponent who lacks
whoputthebop
What got me is that that was mixed with moves that seem just silly. Not good exercise, not real situations, not in the line of duty.
whoputthebop
By which I mean the overall shot and exercises, not specifically the combat sections.
mmurrbles
Experience in grappling on the ground. In other words MMA shit.
NerdN1
Well, the idea seems to be low-profile protection, so an unimposing individual with good training seems to fit the bill.
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fuckitt
Not really, the client doesn't need to be seen as weak (which with visual body guards they would be).
NerdN1
No offense intended, but while they may be just as capable as a 6'+ muscular male, they aren't quite as much of a visible deterrent. (2/2)
NerdN1
Yeah, but I think those looking for imposing deterrent bodyguards are less likely to go to the school filled with petite Asian women. (1/2)
Epicsigh
Maybe if you're a bouncer, these girls (and guys) are more for the client's peace of mind than they are for intimidation.
derkaderkaflannel
chinese martial arts don't rely on muscle
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derkaderkaflannel
actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDqY-sq6tNg
derkaderkaflannel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heAa9nVKq1I
derkaderkaflannel
but yeah, bruce lee, the only martial artist ever, lifted weights
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maceymaysee
I wore makeup when I went to my jujitsu class...and just because they don't have bulky muscles doesn't mean they aren't strong or skilled
TheRiffTheRaff
It does, however, mean that they haven't been training for a long period of time.
maceymaysee
Bullshit. Look at some ballerinas. Some of them are sticks and they've been doing hard shit for years. A lot of it is stretching
TheRiffTheRaff
Sticks or not, ballerinas have more muscle tone then that. The body can't help but develop tone with activity. The pics are fake.
onlyonecookie
definitely. and if you have any arm/shoulder strength, your boobs will not be taht big.
Barkinsons
Boob size doesn't change with muscle training, they do store fat though.
agreyworld
Wtf, you think working out reduces the size of boobs?
Talibah
It does for me. When I work out regularly, the first thing that shrinks is my bra size, not pants.
Waidonut
Mine just got bigger because I got more muscle without losing fat there..sounds great but finding clothes is getting hard!!
agreyworld
already have pretty small boobs. A size D (like some of those girls probably are) aren't going to drop to a B because of exercise. 2
agreyworld
You might loose a little fat and might go down a size or so, but it's not going to be a major percentage of your boob size unless you 1