Them, and your mom.
"I never thought the leopards would shit MY pants!"
NeuroSPICY!
Lonely bots
Swift kick in the nostalgia balls
3000 year old spoiler:
Happy Appomattox Day!
RIP Sam Neill: Legend
Thanks, Fox News. Thanks a lot.
GenX is not immune from Brain Rot
Another band drops out of the Freedom 250 concert
FYI
Improved caption
Soft times create hard men or something
So say we all
This is the dumbest timeline.
giVe yOuR pOSt a UniQUe tiTLe
Never forget the classics
The north remembers...
Kiddo is going as the Ender Dragon and wanted me to be Steve—bring it on, buddy
Critique his form
Take your vitamins
Without exaggeration this is the single best take on this whole subject I've ever seen
Bro hit a perfect hair metal scream
Chat, is it possible to have existential dread, but for an entire country?
"Don't call us weird!"
It's my cake day so here's the best Halloween decoration I saw the other day
Happy Killdozer Day to all who celebrate
"Things you can say about a piece of gym equipment but not your spouse"
POV: a Texan who moved to Vermont, adjusting to the weather
This deserves to die in userub
Someone mention John Brown?
It's true!
Remember when debunking BS only involved this kind of nonsense, and not politics?
When you put on a few pounds but are still DTF...
Finally, they're making these in a proper size
When you go to the work potluck and someone brought an actual meat dish
Some Christians are upset about the Olympics, but they're not all like that
The game show for people who watch pressure washing videos
Christmas selfie? Oh the who-manity!
Your mom's an existentialist
Ok vegans, you win this round...
Some of you might get the reference, guess we'll see...
Guess who's back, back again?
Alex Jones shitty lawyer sent the Sandy Hook lawyers the entire contents of his cell phone by mistake
Special.
My wife did this to the basement stairs, BY HAND
We got our house!
Greatest typo of all time?
And the Grammy award for...
Texas education options, y'all
Fine, I'll post my dog. Jeez.
Rare insult
Fixed.
How dare you, sicko?
Well there it is. Damn.
Hey Fellas!
Can they maybe fight in a submarine?