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Aug 22, 2025 11:05 PM
LordoftheHildago
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DocWino
Putin told him to get fucked today too.
TiredGoodnight
All such a waste of money. Your money.
hotaru251
so...how many state tax dollars wasted again?
xj4low
And krisi noem was down at the border wall painting unfinished steep with surface rust black so ot can all flake off in a month. No planning ever. Just like teumps ugly ass golf resorts.
KommanderKayriel
They won't listen. For billionaire reasons. Also because she's a woman and they think women are the enemy and not worth listening to.
helljack
And when he doesn't, Susan Fucking Collins will show up and tell us he's learned his lesson and we should all move on.
powwerbottom
It's weird that their stated goal has been "mass deportations," yet they built this huge place to "house illegal immigrants" in Florida. It's almost like this administration is absolutely full of shit
Someoneisinmyhead
So, they are bringing in more, got it.
TalachaDotNet
The moral damage has already been done... If it's unfit for humans, then everyone who was there should sue. There's a great opportunity for a class action suit for both US and origin countries. Not easy but the court just gave everyone a window.
RenaissanceFaireMan
So they have 60 days...
spittytrinkles
This just means Drumpf has 60 Days to repeal all Environmental Protection Laws in Florida.
TheTojo15
And peope in hell want ice water
Mcmaclassie
I mean, he's already shown he'll just completely ignore any court order he doesn't like, so what makes anyone think this will be any different?
Wuz314159
*Alligator Auschwitz
cepacolusmaximus
Floridachau is probably more historically accurate
tzahtman
It isn't being shut down because it is a horrific concentration camp that offends any sensible person but because it violates some environmental protection laws in the area. They are going to spend 400 million building a new 100 million dollar camp further north in Florida to replace it.
Pelican3
Oh well another $500,000,000 down the drain
TexMexHex
Oh, ok. That has been working recently.
OneMoreLime
Now close Guantanamo Bay
DJOldguy
And what's gonna happen when they say fuck you and keep it open? Not a fucking thing.
ItsACrazyWorld
Remember when he sent a mob to overthrow the government and was convicted of 34 felonies and didnt get any punishment? Yea the law doesnt fucking matter anymore.
duktayp
In August 2025, Williams ruled in favor of a coalition of environmental groups and ordered that the immigration detention facility known as Alligator Alcatraz be closed within 60 days and that no new detainees be brought to the facility, due to the irreparable harm that the facility was causing to the Florida Everglades https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathleen_M._Williams
BananaForScaIe
I honestly thought you were quoting from Braveheart for a minute.
LinguisticBitch
Where are the police gonna come from to hwlp the process of the courtborder? All cops are with ICE now.
michaelfire
SCOTUS will overrule no doubt.
themayorMcCheese
"she's a nasty woman, real terrible person. The fake news media is going to show her as a hero - it's just not true. Oh well, some people like terrible people"
aoshistark
It's a bold move by the judge but Trump and his dickweed constituents don't listen to laws they don't like. Enforcement of punishment is the only method to stop this and I highly doubt anyone in the legal sector has the balls to do that.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Like that's gonna happen.
nobodyspecial995
Within 60 days, lol. What a joke.
Oban
Can't just immediately shut down, you have to do something with the detainees. Even if it was to release them all, you need to get affairs in order. This judge is a good one and knows that.
SomeRandomPerson2024
A federal judge, Kathleen Williams, has ordered the shutdown of the Alligator Alcatraz detention facility in Florida. This ruling prohibits new detentions and mandates the removal of current detainees within 60 days. The judge cited violations of environmental laws as the primary reason for this decision.
eion85
"shut down" in this case doesn't mean "stop using and move everyone out" it means "no new people and dismantle the entire thing" and giving them 60 days to do that isn't wholly unreasonable.
TwoPaws
The place is rife with structural issues, they are building new ones. This is a publicity stunt. They will shut it down and move them to the new facilities. 60 days is enough time to build the new locations and move the detainees.
Badprenup
I mean... Have you seen pictures of it? Give one guy a moderately sized bulldozer and that shit would be dismantled in an afternoon.
eion85
Bulldozing it would cause more environmental damage.
RxFukitall
Just shut the power off first
xj4low
Rhey built the place in just a 2 weeks. Why 2 months to clear it out?
TwoPaws
Waiting for the new locations to be finished first.
Selfawerewolf
Dang, if only you had read what you commented on.
AyatollahBahloni
They have already said they don't give a fuck what the courts say.
eetsumkaus
Well Abrego-Garcia just left federal custody yesterday so clearly some of them care a little bit. The question is if we can invite everyone involved here to do the same.
PicassoCT
Bet your career on it?
lordofthegoats
the big bullshit boondoggle (big beautiful bill) allows trump to ignore the courts for up to a year so this will come to nothing.
meowingintensifies
note: the order comes from environmental concerns, not the obvious human rights violations. environment is important, but misses the point.
LoveDjinn
They got Al Capone on tax evasion. You get them any way you can get them.
Daliena06
I agree with you, but at the same time, take your wins where you can get them. If it's environmental concerns that get Alligator Auschwitz shut down, I'll still be happy that it was shut down.
J3lek
what is the penalty if he doesn't comply?
MarishkaGinny
The judge will shake their head and “tsk” SO LOUD
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Considering the SCOTUS gave him absolute immunity, absolutely no punishment for him. A few underlings might end up in court for a few days, but old Presidential Pardon still exists and "They're being treated so unfairly" Trump will absolutely just pardon them if it comes down to it.
2074red2074
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
At this point, if we're able to keep successfully playing whack-a-mole, not all hope is lost. We might actually have a chance at improving once he's gone
TerminalInterface
bailiff, whak his pee pee
Skawomplious
They'll post a bunch of memes about him on imgur.
PapaSez
'Land of the ineffectual and home of the feckless'.
animi
Another 60 days.
Mr21782Man
They'll tell him again.
Imademyselfsquirtle
He goes to appeals court and wins. I'm not wrong those appeals Judges are all bought. Millions from Trump. Every time he goes to appeals he wins. It is fucking lunacy.
Thornaxe
For him? Nothing. For the goons who would be carrying out the illegal orders…….probably also nothing.
It’s the goons who could be arrested en masse and charged. Were that to happen we’d find the government behaving much different. Trump could bluster all he wants, but that far old fuck can’t carry anything out himself.
crapybarra
lol you think you've seen hand-wringing before? You ain't seen *nothin* yet!
Cataleast
Hooo-boy! We're gonna wring 'em so hard! It's gonna make noise like rubbing two piece of rubber together! So much wringing! Just you wait!
Qpnao
XD
crapybarra
Also https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNDY4eDRwZTkyOHNzcnVyYjhodzIwc3czb2luYm01dzJjbWVsaDEwZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WTmyWkBdfcKLbgvmvM/giphy.mp4
Qpnao
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YzczdWwwcTN3bWN3aDFyNmhqanM2NW56NDA5Yzk4bzBxM3RkaXZodyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Un2XfjOPUnxz0FbpIf/200w.webp
STONES1975
death
DarthGoodguy
Bill Barr lying to Congress. Again.
captainfakeypants
They release Luigi Mangione and give him a sniper rifle.
VictusVonGuyver
A stern lecturing.
PolitiCat
We all know what the right punishment for a dictator above the law is, and that it needs to be dished out by a determined individual who will become a hero for their actions. Be this hero!
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
A very firm finger pointing from Chuck Schumur and some empty platitudes.
Iwouldbenick
When*
SalmonTheWise
An extra scoop of ice cream after dinner.
Motosapien
/gallery/aint-nothing-gonna-happen-yjQRjwA#1iqrwQb
Zephyr86
Penalty?
nomnamless
A shoulder shrug and a " welp, I tried" from the judge. Judge might even give him a strong look of disapproval
corndude101
Well, according to the constitution the House SHOULD draft articles of impeachment and the Senate SHOULD vote to impeach…
However in our timeline, someone will likely nominate him for a Nobel peace prize for standing up to a “bully.”
moricai
Wouldn't be the 1st time he was on the same list as Kissinger
TheWombatStrikesAgain
*shakes fist* Those damn bullies. Always picking on the little guy. Always trying to stop honest hard-working people from committing massive human rights violations.
Fengor
The house votes to impeach, the senate votes to convict.
therealhobbes
This is where the third branch of govt gets to weigh in. If they side with the executive against the court then nothing happens. If they side with the court then it's what the comment says.
NKato
The committee actually quietly removed his name from the list of nominees.
CJAW
That's good. He wants it so badly
bigtitsbutnotthesexykind
Unfortunatly not true
ThatJerkOnTheInternet
I mean... he was impeached. Twice i believe. Doesn't seem to do much.
Eucrow
You'd think it would make him ineligible for further office, but nope. It just went on his report card, and that was filed in a cabinet in the basement somewhere.
LicensedAdHominem
Nothing unless the people do it.
anjeleyezjr
Anything less than a bullet to the head is not enough.
GooteMoo
Gasoline enema?
theVodkaCircle
A bigger detention camp.
Cultistchan
nothing
IWasACatAllAlong
He gets 7 blowjobs and several high fives.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
He is above the law according to the Supreme Court, so... https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NTNxbjI1cmdmNjI2bnVsMzM2OGExaXgwZWpqNHNwbXNmNDU5a3UzcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lOyrV272nGT5l6vRcb/200w.gif
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
He was on fox news today saying he was the chief of all law enforcement so..
torqueravingmad
he is the law according to him.
KatieVick
And a war hero!
LoudBirb
He might be above the law, but none of his underlings are. The people who have to physically staff and keep it open can be held in contempt ond arrested. Even if he issues them all pardons, funds can be frozen. No one's gonna go keep it running with no paycheck.
What's he gonna do? Go keep it open himself?
tychog99
Oh please do
He'll trip and fall face first into his beloved Gator's waiting jaws
Ilurklikekirk
He can't pardon those who get held in contempt, it's a State judge, Tangerine Toddler would be powerless to do anything.
wolfenstien98
Above the law = under the blade
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Honestly, I really want you guys to just do it
J3lek
Do it yourself you coward
kyro
Everyone wants someone to do it. Very few people seem to be willing to die for it.
YouCanCallMeAnything
The people who want to the most don't have the resources and opportunity to do so, the people who do, don't want to.
WilliamWeird
I'm tired of this American talk without unified action
MuffinProof
SinisterDuff
We're allowed to vent. It's that or you'd be bitching about us being complicit. It's not like we'd be stupid enough to actually plan shit in a comment section anyway. So save your judgements for those who gave up, and not for those who are still venting.
BlackStarsBlackBlood
Don't worry. If we fail, you won't be safe. No one will. :)
LicensedAdHominem
They prefer memes and get upsetti at any mention of organization
TattoosAndTENS
Tell your government to invade and liberate us then (:
Blank1612
Ya like that would end well for us...
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
Bigger words
Lugh314159
Chuck Schumer will write a strongly worded letter.
FukcTedCruz
A strongly worded letter telling him please stop but maybe they punish desantis instead.
jtxyz
But not too strongly worded, because decorum.
And writing too much would make Chuck Schumer's arthritis flare up.
kruug
And they have to use crayon, and no words longer than 4 letters
KHLP
iCommunicateInGifs
TiredBanana
Nothing. As usual.
InfocalypseRising
A very fierce finger-wagging and perhaps even a scathing sound bite
pancreas
jesus, have mercy on the man!
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
A shrug and a "well, we did all we could"
CommentProvider
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mrthewhitee
Same as all the other court cases he lost this year
SavageDrums
Death.
Just need someone to take the initiative.
keyblader1985
A sharply raised eyebrow
MasterChristopher
michiyl
What's the penalty for an "anti-American woke activist" judge?