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Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/EEpdl
Jumpinjackieflash
Give them niggas a hand.
TheKnightsWhoSayEkkiEkkiEkkiEkkiPtangZoomBoing
+1 for retinae
spookymelissa
your moms gonna beat ur ass that's what lol
MontyPythonsHolySnail
I fucking lost it at that one
PMMEYOURLADYSHRUBBERY
Same here....burst out laughing in the office.
TheLoneWandererOfTheWaste
"some of my cells got replaced today dam idk" I am totally using this from now on.
deadcow
That polar bear one is actually pretty smooth
Raithul
Smoother than I can ever hope to be, at least :/
tarataqa
TIL: "SO" = "significant other", but "S/O" means "shout out". Thanks, Bill.
whatismynameagain
I decided it meant "socks off". Like "hats off" but with socks. Just because.
Iamwhiteroar
Genius.
IPostSlothGifs
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savethegiblets
there are so much hate for the word i didnt even type hahahah
NecessityForAnonymity
Because it's only a word and putting it on a pedestal is detrimental
MrRadthorne
Nigga, the word is nigga.
OnceYouGoBlackYoureInPrisonForFiveToTenYears
http://imgur.com/Tscuxi6
Jayde9
Yeah science!
ThePsychicZombie
I really dont want the front page to just become screenshots of other websites. Especially tweets of all things.
Platypuspolice
"Lol the moon's my boy" im fucking dying!
Neuronikki
some of my cells got replaced today...damn idk
freecreeperhugs
The comic sans suggests that she shouldn't decide any career path near computer design.
IUpvoteYourCatPics
"YA BOY BILL NYE" is a ripoff of "BILL NYE THO" and steals. Downvote.
gibsor89
CapnSparky
Dayum, you be all like, smart and shit.
findmeinbadcomments
I feel like Bill Nye would be better at punctuating.
Isi151e
This,This right here is what I've been missing. Didn't even know until I saw this epic post.
Omegam44
Did the second of these hit the front page first?
DrunkDolphin
Has no one else spotted the time is nearly always on the hour?
borntrill
Billnyetho was the original. Way better
PhilosophicalGinger
Too bad he barely tweets now tho
jval
Woah, I just realized these are two different accounts. The gangsta fake Bill Nye market is flooded.
ambiturner
science
usaywhaa
, bitch! YEAH!
slimstebow
Rules
123345567789
As someone who is studying nuclear physics...AWW YEAH RALEIGH SCATTER. Straight out of Compton. I'm incoherent!
kylethegreatcornholio
"straight out f Compton" haha
jrau18
I feel like if I got this, it would be fucking hilarious, so I'm upvoting anyway.
DoctorWario
Damn, I only knew the pair. They went by 1.022, but everyone knew they were only .511Mevs alone
123345567789
you sly bastard with your positron annihilation
UsePNGnotJPEG
Unlike lasers. Coherent & monochromatic! whoo! Just had my physics exam a few days ago.
Shlits
Pretty much all of these are stolen.
UncleBuster
that one
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ThatGreatDane
Nah. That is Energy = the mass times the speed of light squared dog. They relative to one and another homie.
elgordo889
UncleBuster
(psst...open in new tab)
Kanti
[Dis bitch]
TheGist
This makes me happy.
oculusrift
smartass
wheresthebaby
Of course
adamthemeche
But energy and matter are one in the same! Augh I was never the one to simplify things to make them comprehensible.
thebrick87
No, energy and matter can be equally exchanged, and are relative to each other, but they are two separate properties.
adamthemeche
Any definition of matter that distinguishes it from energy is a simplified definition, which is allowable. Matter is excitation in fields.
chrisazy
Equivalent Exchange? I'll take "Losing your limbs to get your mom" for $500, please
AsheLake
AND not getting your mom either. Ew.
BowlingForQuatloos
Bill Nye tho
jmoneyawyeah
The magnet one had me in stitches.
ghsdkgb
One could argue that the tongue or hands named themselves.
ghsdkgb
though I s'pose those aren't considered organs.
IrohTheEarthbender
More like systems? A bunch of organs working together? Regions?
ILostIt
the tongue is an organ
devasto
I have the sneaking sensation that this is not really Bill Nye....
RIPKobeBryant
Thanks Sherlock!
itsgonnarain
considered this... that bill secretly wanted his show to be about a gangster scientist and this is the way he kept that dream
Chronomechanist
But if it was though...
bushfakedmoonlanding
No, this is YA BOY Bill Nye.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
But how FUCKING COOL would it be if it was?
NameChanger
No way, me too.
ProjectBadass
What gave it away?
ItsSneakyAdolf
With every one of these I see, I am more and more convinced that it is, indeed, Bill Nye.
saladsaremyfavorite
No, this is Patrick
LordeLordeLordeYaYaYa
Yeah I'm pretty sure the internet would shut down if Bill Nye actually said nigga
BillNyeTheNaziSpy
Me either
jangodjango
And thus I think I've found my next superhero alias: "Sneaking Sensation"
Schadenfreuda
crouching monkey, hidden tiger, sneaking sensation
dasmegabyte
I have an identical sensation that it is. Remember, he's a comedian. Nigga was on Almost Live back in the day.
sirwolfyy
Exactly why it could be him! He could say whatever he wants and no one would ever believe it was him! Muhahaha
CuriousCoconut
In my alternate universe...this is hands down absolutely the original Bill Nye The Science Guy.
justorderalargefarva
Plot twist: It really is..
pantsaretheworst
Oh, it is him.
KeepItTightButthole
I love how the replies are actually trying to explain to you why, in fact, it isn't Bill Nye. Where's the quick wit that used to flood Imgur
KillerTofu615
Too many Tumblr posts made the Imgur population turn into 15 year old girls with emotional problems.
NameChanger
Sounds accurate.
Kickingbabykittens
Imgur was already like that if you go back enough, sorta at least, we all say the same things over and over and a lot of us are sensitive.
NotSarahsAlternateAccount
i upvoted your comment, not cuz i care what you said but cuz of that name. #GENIUS #ITSNOTTHEREALNYEGUYS
noforeplay
*gasp* how could you say something like that??
oculusrift
(launches ddos)
Summersky
Well, yeah. The verified Bill Nye is @TheScienceGuy https://twitter.com/TheScienceGuy
whaticallhilarious
^ This guy is why we need a separate font for sarcasm
Summersky
Girl* :) Just trying to be helpful <3
LizardDrainer
Well that explains it lol ayoooo
whaticallhilarious
APOLOGIES! I'm a girl too and everyone thinks I'm a guy too! Lol!
Summersky
xD did you see that one imgur post a few days ago about everyone thinking we're guys? lolol
SIduck
The (except energy) killed me.