Fighter of the Nightman!
Almost ready to do the final piecing of my first Looper, I just need to decide on a layout!
Someone was definitely either fired or promoted for these drink descriptions.
My last three Halloween costumes
MRW my mother, during a long drawn out criticism of me over dinner, asks why I can't be more like my sister. My sister is currently awaiting trial on arson charges.
All hail Shower, King of the Beers
Me IRL
Look at this proud fuck.
"But there are just less women in STEM fields because of women's preferences! It has nothing to do with sexism!"
To the group of people who decided 2 am on a Wednesday is the perfect time to gather outside my window to just holler.
In light of the Cavs loss
can someone who understands greek art please explain these to me?
What new and horrible NOPE does Japan have in store for me today?
Just when I thought I couldn't do projects with my hands. Thank God.
I have several questions.
Couldn't find this anywhere, so I took matters into my own hands.
My life at the moment
Autocorrect thinks I had a much more exciting weekend than I actually did.
I think I might be in trouble.
Sometimes I worry about my snapchat friends
white women live here.
Duke got all dressed up for thanksgiving dinner.
......what?
if dudes had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses.
ran into this guy on the streets of Chicago
Boris, I think you might've taken a wrong turn
After months of unemployment and years of underemployment..... I GOT A JOB!!!!
I have never been more jealous than when my friend sent me this picture.
Thanks predictive texting!
wow the us postal service is really expanding their services to try and stay relevant.
Stunner from day one.
Just another day in York, PA
What a deal!
Ohio you never cease to amaze me.
adventures in okcupid
The cake topper at my friends' wedding.