dorferpants
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201
Cat tax. This is Kitty
Cardofanto
Er u frem peris???
horrorhoe
When I’m high I want to summon my fridge from wherever I am. Mind your business, Nat.
bobscollegenohitter
I enjoyed this immensely
DeusVultHeretics
#7
Bombe
Hello, Kitty!
welcomestranger
milmino254
Almost executive level decision making.
Mailvirgo
That gym one. Perfect.
understandable
another dump!
callingalljanmichaelvincents
Liquid swords is a Gza genius solo joint Biden come on bruh
KiwiGameDev
Chris Pratt mentioned that during the extreme exercise, it kinda just consumes your life. No wonder it’s all they talk about
DontReadMyBio
So fresh
frankbanner
This shit expired in 2016
Kinokawa
I see kitties.
KhalFrodo
Stan Lee: “Oh thank god, hold your hammer right here.”
PetuniasFromMagrathea
gengumby
Can someone explain #36?
NauticalRimJob
Hydrate and smoke weed.
AussieMate26
ben roethlisberger always dresses like he is going to fight a rape charge.....
oneoneoneone123
It’s your job to remove the promotional pricing otherwise the offer is still on. Don’t like it? Tough.
gengumby
They were supposed to round up all the flyers?
KraftPunkIsLookingForACheeseWife
itainteasychillinsohard
I don’t care what “cool” quote it is - you write on top of my table at work or home imma be pissed.
yeahidontknow
#20 doesn’t actually work if you haven’t had your birthday yet this year
QueenQ
Kitty is such a cute kitty. Cuddle her for me, please.
Merlin317
The taco Bell farts broke me XD
login34
#3 is your refrigerator running?
JaqueLeCube
I don't get these Khaled memes. Like he's the producer of the song and producers get no recognition so makes sense.
Trickstasama
Other artists: Mind if we get on that? Dj Khaled: Only after I yell my name on my own song. Another one!
Glitterbrisket
Won't lie guys...I did the age thing in my head
TheWhiteRat
duojet
I mean... if it's not your birthday yet, it doesn't work.
aguynamedjohn
You mean if you've already had your birthday it doesn't work
allegedlynerdy
No, if you haven't had it yet it doesn't work. I.e. 1998+19=2017, if your birthday was in August
Lunavalve
Aww, *hugs*
MrGhrey
ask your dad.. savage
Azzurro52
Interesting username
SimplyWillis
https://youtu.be/tAS01QGRc5M
doritobanditoeatingacheetoburrito
NaimlessNemo
Sometimes I look at a dump while takin a dump, then get up to go to the real world and forget to upvote :(
MKUltraMega
Just don’t forget to wipe
iambrick
#1 is my fave
Howdoyoupronouncethiswebsitesname
Anotha one
fe1od1or
Him shouting his name repeatedly makesme irrationally upset
TheMightyCock
not gonna lie, I couldn't remember his name off the top of my head, so I punched in 'fat dj' and Google magically delivered, I'm impressed
iambrick
Would you like me to yell it in your ear just in case ?
TheMightyCock
Yes but use his old name please, preferably on an airplane
mishalala
Hey... Are you okay, bro?
stalledmoon2390
Gatorade, then keep smoking trees until you're Vietnamese
PapiBlanco
Repeat
TheWhiteRat