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Mar 22, 2018 8:06 PM
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kuhraezah
I peed my pants a bit
StruggleWell
Okay, this was damn funny.
Eswo
Norm MacDonald
HeinzVigVelvenTrainerOfDolphin
Credit to Norm McDonald
icedmcfurry
YouHaventLivedaDayIfYouHaventLaughed
Jupman
gewalt
as a consultant, I can see why the guy was fired.
n8glore
What is happening?
crudeman3
I have cat and I have the gay
TheJazzJackrabbit
I have two gay friends, neither has a dog.
Spookyggghost
ClanxVII
I love animal as well.
nanyatenyaa
As a consultant, it's all just meaningless bullshit caked in bullshit with more bullshit and it turns into profit which comes in flurries ..
nanyatenyaa
..of bullshit, then is explained with more bullshit.
smittycoco
I think Norm McDonald made this one up
DolphinNoise
This is just a butchered Norm MacDonald joke.
wolfshades
redsteam
Norm MacDonald, classic.
ItsLiveNotLive
"Let me practice it to you"
NiceMemeYouveGotThereBeAShameIfSomeoneWereToStealIt
Adoption?
3tiddy
This never gets old
RevRagnarok
If I buy kippers, it will not rain.
talosian
That logic is sound!
TrueDankMemeLord
Yes fren
Schmuck4hire
I dunno why, but the last time I read this comic I somehow recall the train of thought being pretty legit. I dunno what I was thinking...
SideEffectsOfJuice
I'm like 99.9% sure this comic is not the original (although the picture at the end is), either just the text or the whole thing is new.
HelpfulHomo
I've got two dogs. Does that mean you can milk me? Double entendre? Perhaps. But I'm inebriated. So it might not be the word I'm lookin for.
ObliqueRay
I beg to differ, I saw no balls touching.
sendinthemarines
Nipplebuttsalad
God the grammar
gakio12
Is 'the grammar' a title that God has?
fakehipster
I have a dog AND I’m gay... just blew your logic there ????
cpbowser
I see what you did there
Sauroctonus
But do you have a wife?
fakehipster
Thank god no...
Ryanator50
does your dog know your gay? wait, shit... this doesn't work if he already admitted it...
BuzzJump
*reality has encountered an error, must shut down.
Gegenschein
tehPhreakmang
Kvothefefe
IHateApostrophes
Goddammit, beat me to it.
ChazzK
I don't know who's more disgruntled. Nemoy, or that overdressed dog XD
MyKingdom4OC
This is a bit by a comedian. Does anyone remember who?
rednecksciencegeek
It's changed a bit, but I remember it from high school in the 80's.
hwatL4bloopy
Norm Macdonald
JayEnfield
This joke is over a hundred years old.
NotSoSmartAlek
It's in my Compendium of Jewish Folklore and Humor.
Spookyggghost
Norm MacDonald?
andreik
I'm not sure Norm conceived it, but he reworks old folk jokes so well that they are basically his. Even the ones he hasn't done yet...
andreik
flappocini
Ur mom gay
CertifiedTintinologist
Oh man, loved this joke from 2001!
Imwearingpantsipromise
My mom hav big pp
lochnessm0nster
Your sister a mister
flappocini
Damn that's a new one
InternetPointsAreUseless
No you
Nipplebuttsalad
no u
TheSecondMeme
YES!!
FIrecharge44371
no w
GasToxic
Ur dad lesbian
BloodPressureIsHigh
Ur aunt a cunt
TGMittens
Ur granny tranny
TheTieMachine
No u
wildatheart499
Ur brother lover
itsMRPEPPER
Ur grampap trap
MoldyKetchup95
Your sister mister
FistoIsGreat
Ur Nan's and Man
flappocini
No u
FIrecharge44371
no w
NotSterRoft
Ur grand pappy like to fappy
deathloop
That means, you fucked a lesbian.
Winhax
That means, unnecessary commas.
deathloop
Unnecessary, but not incorrect. Just like your comment. :D
Winhax
No. It’s literally and grammatically incorrect.
Nipplebuttsalad
Y,es