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Shame. I really loved my shoes and now I have to burn them.
Wow most viral!!! Thanks guys, can’t believe I made it! Send jokes!
Jan 19, 2018 4:09 AM
leelasonegianteyeball
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Shame. I really loved my shoes and now I have to burn them.
Wow most viral!!! Thanks guys, can’t believe I made it! Send jokes!
rvcaptn
and you said you got the hang of it, HAH!
Warbunny5000
The locals are finally accepting you as one of them.
dijital101
Uhm, I've been chased by a rat in a pop.2000 town in NW Missouri. Where there are people, there are rats.
vonKaiser
Rat huh. Well, don't look down when you hear crunching noise while walking near grand central because while rats don't bug me, Roaches ughh
SickOfThisCessPool
I know people who described NYC as the filthiest place they ever visited.
noneyobusisness
Saw a documentary about rats,let me tell you there is a shitload of rats in NYC
boyesed8
Bet he heard pickle Rick was in town
schmobius
Isn't that just how NYC signals to people that it has accepted them? Or was that the roaches?
Net05
Rat ran into my room last night. Neighbors fumigated and must have missed some. Hoping my makeshift things can catch it.
rvcaptn
took my gf to nyc her the first time she needed a bathroom we happened to be on a subway took all I had to keep a straight face taking her
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
Voxnobilus
Nah you're officially a New Yorker now welcome to the club
CigaretteMan
Hate that. I remember being freaked out as a kid visiting NYC; looked into this shrub and there's multiple rodents running around in it.
thisisjunk
What? I thought being touched by a subway rat was good luck.
Paoloc0mments
Only if it’s name is Splinter.
Crazycatladdy
I feel the same way about spiders, I saw a huge one by my front door once so I used the back one for months..despite how inconvenient it was
illegalacorn
that's just playin' it safe, that's smart.
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Just buy some pokeballs and catch the little fucker, then hide the pokeball away and never use it again.
DoughnutJimmy
Make it into a burger and sell it to Sylvester Stallone for a watch.
Spiderandbee
Lived in NYC for seven years. Once accidentally made a rat fly because he ran over my foot and I just kinda... kicked. Cried in the shower.
jetzzfan
Was it a Crisp or pizza rat?
w00tberrypie
Damn. Missed opportunity to launch it across the room.
vorodar
That's actually impossible. It was the subway, so no rooms. Unless it says Subway like the sandwich place. Hard to say when it's all caps.
BazzyBaz
You should move to London
IRatherChangeMyName
I was there for a week. Saw two rats in different places.
StormyDaniels130000DollarVagene
Same rat.
miniiggy
Looks like someone needs to buy a rat stick...happy bashings
Chrispybobispy
ruferto
the rat saw you as just another piece of trash in the city. you are real new yorker now
DiDaVinci
As long as it didn’t go up your pants leg, you’re fine.
AquaCrusher
It was only *one* rat...
novokaine187
Took you 5 fucking years for this to happen? Shit son I saw a rat eat a pizza slice, a man take a shit in the same subway car and
ballzClickClicker
the first day i moved here i saw a man shit on the subway. we locked eyes and now im traumatized. lol
xxoops
In San Francisco, the homeless masturbate on public transit.
josethemailman
When I lived in Philly, I saw a naked homeless man behind the dumpster by my apartment
novokaine187
And a dude stab another dude 1 car away all my first six months here. Lucky you lol, it’s all down hill after that rat ;)
StillNotYouTube
The greatest city in the world!!!
glovelyday
No lie: my first day living in Manhattan someone was murdered in front of my building. Lived there five years. Still miss it.
SpaceballsTheComment
Fun fact: Rat segregation in NYC is a thing. http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2017/12/01/new-york-city-rats-populations/
MartinhoDenHaag
Time to release snakes in NYC
papasmurf1118
Or rodent death squads of terriers (my personal suggestion)
glovelyday
Bad news: there are rats everywhere, and few places in the US are as fucking fantastic as NYC.
Sionas
I do love NYC, but it's definitely not for everyone especially if you aren't used to the amount of people. Also, subway needs an overhaul.
merlinious
I have never seen a wild rat
glovelyday
Visit big city waterfront at night near a dumpster. You'll see one, or a hundred. Nothing to worry about, unless you're day old garbage.
papasmurf1118
Once in Chicago; it was horrible.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
replace rats with squirrel and you get WA
papasmurf1118
And western Kentucky.
glovelyday
You mean furry tailed rats?
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
As a Philadelphian, I have to hate NYC on principle. But I will admit that it is more fun than many a place across this country
Lemonaidan
Philly represent!!
ThatOneGuyOverThereNoNotHim
Philly! Its like NYC but without all the good stuff. Ummmm, National Treasure was filmed here? Ummm Rocky? Its always sunny?
HurtinAlbertan
No rats in Alberta, just move to Canada
jewjiffshoes
Lots on each coast though.
glovelyday
There's no reason to move to Alberta. The rats know this.
somepersondoingsomethings
I do not see rats on the other end of the state of N.Y. They may be out there but they aren't running over my foot.
FluentPenguin
They probably robbing your apartment when you leave
glovelyday
They're there. Trust me, they're there.