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19555 pts ยท May 4, 2013


Do something with your life while you still know everything!

Points 24
Comments 39
Views 134

We must cull the herd.

Points 1277
Comments 134
Views 85190

Dany Trejo to open a taco joint - I'm sure it will be open From Dusk Till Dawn.

Points 30
Comments 8
Views 164

My friend also calls his dog a Spacewolf...

Points 35
Comments 7
Views 76

Got Bauchery?

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 67

Sometimes, things just come together on their own.

Points 22
Comments 3
Views 51

Lawn chair, you will not have tipped over in vain!

Points 20
Comments 20
Views 709

Smart car tilts to open up a spot!

Points 20
Comments 7
Views 1288

When the beer goggles wear off.

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 269

Not terribly from from Skokie. Probably meeting up with his barbershop quartet. Sorry for Potato.

Points 8
Comments 8
Views 111

Avoid all appearances of evil...

Points 13
Comments 3
Views 146

Awwwww......

Points 10
Comments 4
Views 101

Happy Feet?

Points 28
Comments 14
Views 72

Weapon of Math Instruction

Points 22
Comments 2
Views 91

Is it too late for LNI?

Points 11
Comments 11
Views 908

Don't worry, we got this.

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 210

For razor10000

Points 9
Comments 11
Views 68

How I feel when I disengage ESP on my car.

Points 6
Comments 9
Views 413

Friend of mine found this in a shop in Hawaii...

Points 12
Comments 11
Views 59

My friends' reaction when I ask if anyone wants to see Age of Ultron.

Points 25
Comments 3
Views 8251

My Facebook feed be like...

Points 15
Comments 3
Views 74

Because it isn't already impossible to park around here.

Points 14
Comments 15
Views 94

Saw this as a reaction picture on a forum. First thought: Lucy's been hitting the Spice.

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 209

She doooooooooo!

Points 24
Comments 4
Views 83

So May 4th is my Cake Day. Do I get a lightsaber-shaped cake? No? Ok, nothing it is, then.

Points -4
Comments 6
Views 49

With this, I join the race to capitalize on news for upvotes

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 115

Dear CDC:

Points 12
Comments 12
Views 178

I love the way random images in User Submitted sometimes come together.

Points 30
Comments 1
Views 65

You guys like Sideboob, right?

Points 13
Comments 6
Views 314

It's the small things...

Points 32
Comments 14
Views 53

LeBron didn't mean it, baby.

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 61

Maybe I'm a bit late to the Epiphany party...

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 91

Staff, mace, whatever.

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 84

Party on, contest winners.

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 52

Why is there a land orca on the horse tornado?

Points 21
Comments 4
Views 333

In Chicago, one of the greatest cities on Earth, I am this bored today.

Points 10
Comments 10
Views 160

I do not seek out gluten free food, but I wondered, what does gluten look like?

Points 15
Comments 25
Views 2381

For those caught in the blizzard here in Chicago

Points 11
Comments 9
Views 175

They see me grindin, they hatin.

Points 11
Comments 8
Views 81

It isn't working yet...

Points 12
Comments 1
Views 75

Landlord disconnected my A/C because it was dripping water. Still waiting on a part.

Points 17
Comments 19
Views 336

Today, I get a friend request from a hot girl with no mutual friends, and profile pics that are at least two different girls.

Points 22
Comments 9
Views 441

I wondered, what does caffiene look like?

Points 14
Comments 19
Views 85
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