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So this mother fucker asking people to donate to himself and the Republican party is the "American" thing to do.
All the while his ass is denying people covid relief bill money to keep them from losing their homes, being able to feed their families, and keep their heads above water because that IS FUCKING PANDERING?!
Whatever you do and however far this post gets the message is VOTE this poisonous fuckpuppet out. He may well be the God damn devil.
And lets learn the lesson of term limits of all political positions.
willwscarlet10
Fuck Mitch. Enough said.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Acrage
Biden may have had his eye on the presidency during his career but maybe didnt know he'd be literally standing against pure fucking evil
SmokyDoggg
FUCK Bitch McCoward
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Thetingwitdating
Do ya reckon you could just push his head forward, and drown him in his own neck?
ValiantToast
I actually think he's worse than Trump, which is saying something.
tiptoeingthru
Yeah... he's like Voldemort & Trump is Draco Malfoy
mactoid
+1 for “poisonous fuckpuppet”!
Nunyajonesinc
Why couldn't the guy that assaulted Rick have taken this guy out
Mediathug
This one is special. At the end of the movie he should meet with a hideously fitting end.
hotdoginathermos
chromofoam
WalterJrsFatC0ck
nicknacknocknick
One of Mitch’s followers..
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ThatGuyRuss
Stop comparing these asshats to the devil. Even Satan wouldn't pull the shit they do.
theonewholurksabout
You're right hes much worse
BikeWanker
If a daterape drug ever had a face (other than Cosby's) it would be this guy's
ToastedVanilla
That dopey smile is the last thing you see before you fall under. Terrifying looking dude.
Degia
Honestly, this is really distasteful. There is 0% reason to associate this homunculus with the Muppets.
manulofdoom
There is 0% reason to associate him with the homunculi either!
JamesSidhe
Don’t have much faith in Kentucky :(
JamesSidhe
I’d love to be proved wrong, though
TKGactual
What I don't get is how this mentally absent orange-ass kisser keeps getting votes, is all of Kentucky on drugs?
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
It’s Kentucky soooo... yeah, prolly.
stink3rbelle
As with many other senators, people dislike what others' leaders do, but give their own a pass. It's like the Patriots.
Igotfourbedrats
tismij
isn't he still winning in the current election also?
tegfdd77
hotdoginathermos
nteiv
Bitch
RoyDMercer
#MoscowMitch
blizzard2112
Moscow bitch
Cavalrysword
Is a son of a bitch.
floydpinkerton10
SmokyDoggg
Kentucky if you don't vote him out I'm going to lose more respect for you. He voted AGAINST 9/11 first responder funds! What a scumbag!!!!!!
Sheprador
They won’t vote him out. McGrath is miles behind in the polls.
SmokyDoggg
Check it again. Mitch bombed their debate!
Sheprador
I hope you’re right but she’s still way behind. Kentucky is full of idiots.
snikpmupgnihsamseht
If we give them money they won't have the incentive to work. They should pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
Cavalrysword
Maybe he can get a loan.
thebeardo
Here me out... why doesn’t someone just take one for the team and put a bullet in him?
LionsDragon
He’d become a martyr, the Democrats would be further demonized.
Wuz314159
Did you see Lindsey Graham crying for money? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uYDECcfeVE
ErniesWidow
You mean Lady Lindsey?
StarscreamAndHutch
Fuck him too.
HerbalTeaEnemas
I fucking despise this turtle headed cunt more than trump. If it wasn't for him and his fuckery trump wouldn't have nearly as much power as
HerbalTeaEnemas
he does. This motherfucker can burn in hell for all I care.
kylozodaclown
Kentuckians...come on.
ISayShenanigans
He already said nothing will pass if he's still Senate leader and Trump looses his re-election.
Layinginbed
Recently moved to KY and will do my part
RobotParrots
I'm trying, damnit
jtthemediocre
Fighting the good fight.
Wyldkat80
Hey, we hate him just as much as you do!!
DonkeySauceBukkake
I moved to Kentucky and married a republican. They worship this man. His damn turtle ass is gonna live to be 200.
HeroThatWasNeeded
Kentucky is also gerrymandered to fuck iirc
RadicalLeftTit
Were trying
i2ocker89
Is there that many people that vote for this guy?
MikeyCrabtree
Unfortunately, yes.
DysgraphicProgrammer
The only good thing the ever came from Kentucky is the jelly.
CounselorWaffles
And me! Don't forget about me. :*(
SnarfyMcSnarferson
And bourbon
ssthir01
And the hot brown. Plate full of cholesterol but it’s delicious
RobotParrots
And Hunter S. Thompson
MikeyCrabtree
God damn it, I'm 44 & have been trying like hell since I turned 18. Every election I pray to God, maybe this year will be one.
iQuitlmgurAndNeverLookedBack
That's a heavy burden Mikey; I'm out West so my contempt for him is only a few years running. Can't Imagine 24! Fucking! Years! Hats Off.
RatherPointless
I knew he'd been in office a while but damn, this really put it into perspective... I'm so sorry
MikeyCrabtree
Damned near 36 fucking years
theonewholurksabout
Let's hope enough people are pissed hes literally holding them down and vote against him
boodow
I hope KY can rid themselves of this "person" Mcconnell. He gives robots and humanoid lizards and turtles a bad name
iQuitlmgurAndNeverLookedBack
?
ssthir01
Rural KY loves him and a lot of Kentuckians are single issue voters on gun rights/abortion and cuz hunting and religion are big... rip>>
ssthir01
And the whole coal industry as well, a lot of those people don’t know anything else and are scared.. plus the racists and bigots too>>
ssthir01
And it doesn’t help that McGrath has about as much charisma of a wet blanket and doesn’t appeal to progressives... its unlikely but we tryin
m6514309
It's a real shame Booker lost.
MikeyCrabtree
mrbaldangles
brbrmensch
as much as ordinary russian would be pleased to hear it, russia has no real power, so meh
GiantMoron
Aka Cocaine Mitch and Donnie Disgusting
Pleeby
Aka Moscow Mitch and his Bunker Bitch
iwanttobelieve33
The cuntiest of cunts. I hope M. M. chokes on the bag of dicks that is continuously in his mouth. And I hope the orange fucktard dies too.
KNIFESICKNESS
What about Hunter's 3.5 million payoff? Not to mention Ukraine and China. To be clear, this is not about Bidens son, it's about Biden
MissSovi
That report was WIDELY discredited and relies heavily on Russian misinformation, comrade.
KNIFESICKNESS
Yea that's what Biden keeps saying too. Trouble is is true. Haven't seen anything to disprove or discredit
MissSovi
Have you tried google and reading? Stop posting misinformation before educating yourself.
KNIFESICKNESS
And what about the 50k/ month to sit on Barismas board w no o&g experience or knowing the language. I'm more qualified to sit on that board
MissSovi
I read about that too last night. He was being paid to provide legal/business advice. Reading is great, you should try it.
Weedies617
Then go do it, Jack wad.
akahata
KNIFESICKNESS
It's about selling your political influence, selling out our county and getting dat moolah in return. Haven't seen Trump's kids do this
theonewholurksabout
Both trumps sons have said several times they relay on money from Russia and Ivanka has trade ties with China so...yeah
Pantsworth6573
You haven't been paying attention then, or willfully ignorant
ChainmailleAddict
akahata
KNIFESICKNESS
I agree w the middle is part; the state should stay out of healthcare. Should be totally private and deregulated. Would be much cheaper
akahata
Yes, of course.
pritolus
Lol, based on what info? The US spends 60% more per person on healthcare than Norway does, yet you cover next to nothing while we cover >>
InariusTheRisen
Haven't seen biden condemning hundreds of thousands of people to death. This is about making the right change one step at a time.
KNIFESICKNESS
And then they complain about the economy too! Dems would have screwed economy 10x worse killing more in the end. Which is it, cant have both
pritolus
What, how? Please explain your logic
InariusTheRisen
Let's get the most important one first. Putting someone in office who is at least competent enough to pretend to care. We can work on
InariusTheRisen
Making it someone better after that. And someone better after that. Maybe one day we'll get someone perfect, but today we settle for better
KNIFESICKNESS
And how did Trump kill hundreds of thousands? Covid? Please. Can he control hurricanes too?
pritolus
You guys make up 4.3% of the World population yet 20.9% of total covid deaths. Why do you think that is?
DrCorvusClemmons
Sound on.
drowninginthesouth
Liberal redneck is the best.
LendLeaseIdentity
I have only just last month stumbled on this national treasure thanks to the algorithm. Beau of the Fifth Column is also worth listening to.
drowninginthesouth
I'll check it out. Also good is Liberal or Redneck skit.
oatonaboatwithastoat
Hope this fucker catches covid bad
KrautMick
TurboAnalCovid
BanderasForScale
Him drowning on fluid in his own lungs is too good for this guy
StrangePaegan
thatsmyfetishfred.gif
ultradongle
Reptiles can't catch it unfortunately. He's happily chewing on lettuce in his terrarium.
Bludabeagle
REPTILES!! I thought he was the Liquid in DIARRHEA
borocanuck
No self respecting virus would go within six feet off him!
RackhamTheRed
They should have him sit beside trump for an hour. Presto miracle cure. No need for demon sperm enemas anymore
zerkalot
Nah... he might recover.
NapoleonDynOmite
Me too I got laid
NapoleonDynOmite
Off 3 weeks ago. Really could use the extra. We're about to go broke. We can make rent but that's about it
Mimsey
I heard he helped push photo ID requirements through in Kentucky, but now the DMVs are closed or very limited due to covid.. /1
Mimsey
so now people are finding out they've been effectively banned from voting because they can't get the required ID in time. /2
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flacoloco
and fall on a guillotine
RyanForehand
Spontaneous combustion while catching covid being hit with lighting and a meteorite and then falling into a wood chipper placed above acid
J0EMEGA
AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREEEEEE
Erutanmi
All while people yell insults at him.
PTrick87
Come on Kentucky vote this fucker out
Sheprador
They won’t
RogueKitsune
Can we vote out Kentucky, then?
nohnaim
Hahaha you should get all the points. Laughed and cried.
Sheprador
If only
Vazzz
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Legs as weak as his chin.
MaliceofTheHighestDegree
I'll donate my boot into his ass, then give the money to the pet store where he was picked up from.
kittehmailbox5772
Wtf hahahaha
GreenTeaParty
"Look a poor person's penny"
TheForeignCollective
Looks like a scene straight from The Office ?
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
I thought it was edited to #teambitch at first. I like that more
PowerFordDr
Lol even his wife is like get the fuck off me.
AstartesLibrarius
Usernamecheckedout1
Made my whole day when I saw this ?
TheActualDonKnotts
Thank goodness he didn't land on his back. Poor little guy would've been stuck like that and died.
NogoodAtImgur
Yo why he look like the momo challenge thing.
NogoodAtImgur
https://images.app.goo.gl/cnJSLZA125hncsqWA
Merky600
“Smithers! Quickly assist me. I’m too rich and powerful to be prone. That and the seagulls are coming back.”
Weedies617
I wish the seagulls would give him the old yoda treatment
DisconnectedFromWhatIOnceEmbraced
How?
dannygrooves
LIFE ALERT
KeyMasher
DrVinnyBoomBotch
Is this fully mitch? That is, there are “cuts” from closeup to fall, then at attempting to stand up (no facial/ head is seen)... FAKE!
Weedies617
From like last week. The longer version he comes back to bitch at people for that step tripping him..
DrVinnyBoomBotch
Mitch. “Bitches. At. People. For. That. Step. Tripping. Him.” Sheesh! SO SAD. ...
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Grimsson92
The security guard, hand on holster ready to shoot the stairs for their felony
Weedies617
This made me laugh so much. Thanks stranger
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
skillerious
That's some Disguisey
lacarpitrondookmarriot
Turtle turtle.
WireHairLongDoggie
Too turtley for the turtle club?
IVoted4Pedro
MNJW
This is the HD version
DeeDoubleYu
"It's the same picture."
kylozodaclown
Reggie!
SeanWick
Theyarethesamepicture.jpg
victalany
bluebearmagazine
MagikarpsSplashWasSuperEffective
As much as I don't like everything about the guy, IIRC he got polio as a kid and has always been physically weaker. Can't bash this one :-/
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
Between McConnell and Abbott, being disabled or weaker doesn't excuse being an absolutely terrible human being. They're both literally evil.
MaliceofTheHighestDegree
Getting polio as a kid doesn't merit one to act like a heartless reptilian asshole, so no; I think we should continue to do so.
CatBeagler
I think anyone with polio would give you a pass on this Fucker.
VictusVonGuyver
You empathy is good thing, but his lack of the same for others earns the mockery. His polio treatment was only possible though a public >
VictusVonGuyver
Healthcare system and not meant to profit. He has however denied the same to countless citizens.
Usernamecheckedout1
He’s a hypocrite. I don’t give a ? about his feeling
jackwagon311
Fuck his feelings
Erbiumindiumironsalty
So you’re telling me, despite his first hand experience of living through a devastating illness, he still has NO empathy for ill Americans?
koreantoiletghost
Honestly it makes it worse. He knew what it was like to go through it and is actively making it worse for people going through the same.
abigmoosenamedjerb
He also refused to talk to the march of dimes, who funded his treatment, when they came to ask him to support healthcare reform.
tegfdd77
abigmoosenamedjerb
So fuck him.
joeyplanets
“Can’t bash this one” meanwhile he protects a man who has put millions in danger.
ultradongle
Yeah, nah he's taken so many rights from so many people. I'll laugh at all of his misfortunes and smile when he is dead.
MKUltraMega
I am looking forward to taking a fat dump on his grave