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CT scanner spun at full speed
Jul 4, 2017 1:58 PM
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TacoFox
Man that has to be aerospace level balanced else it would self destruct in no time.
CallMeSleeper
And now you know why those things are so damn noisy
AknottheMangalore
Waiting for the portal to open.....
AltRockerX
Put... put your dick in it
xmac1x
Close the iris!!!
thetruejoz
Frikking magnets, how do they work.
FieryFarts
About ten speed
GoochoLibre
So fast you can barely make out the hamster.
Tamedsquall
Jesus Christ, I was just in one these fuckers.
ArcaneM37
Me too. Just yesterday.
twfeline
When they tell you to not move, you better not move!
jherazob
Needs lightning effects, buzzing sounds and a portal
Splosions
Put....put your body in it.
snookumsbaby
Fidget spinner hospital edition
MediocrityGetsMeHot
That's the stargate Orlin built in Samantha Carter's basement.
captnspanksalot
I think it is imperative to send a human through that hole at 88mph...for science, to see what happens.
NyanDroid
Now is that a fidget spinner too...
tokennametaken
Messes with my eyes.. I know it's spinning clockwise.. But once it gets going it looks like it's going counterclockwise.
Ryebread91
Will it blend?
deviantchuckles
Best fidget spinner I've seen
Rampart93
I don't think that helped me be less afraid of them...
vEnomTed
When I feel bad for those TSA agents and border control people working near bloody scan all day, now I have a new respect.
justsignedupforthishit
Shit that's scary! Was expecting camera and man to be pulled in. Was disappointed.
wowthatwasquick
Sure glad I have a thin layer of material protecting me from that...
d0o0o0d
If it breaks while spinning, the centrifugal force will likely send pieces out, not inward. The center is probably the safest place to be.
runscar
Centrifugal bumble-puppy
KimboDiddleyDoo
Stargate!
HPTradecraft
It's like a washing machine for your brain.
colonelrussia
It's a next model of neuralizer after 1969 one.
OhNoPotato
"And now we're going to have you lie down right there in the middle. Try not to move, you might lose a finger."
Kaaaahn
I was able to stay still until the very large noise, then I freaked the hell out and thought of every horror movie...
The701
"If you're lucky."
Stuporman94
Or, you remember that metal splinter you got when you were 10? Ct scanner remembers.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
I thought that was MRI
Idownvotegunnuts
I wonder how much weight it would take to throw the balance off enough to fly apart.
IFellOnMyKeys
They're so precise, the scan will distort with even a few mm of unbalance. It would shut down if it senses it's off balance at all.
panamjck
I worked on one that lost a 10 lb balancing weight. It didn't fly apart though. Bearings failed, twisted the steel frame when it locked up
The701
*sigh* The 7th chevron always takes the longest to lock.
erischilde
Tee hee
imreallyjusthereforthecats
khazorath
"It has to spin, it's round. Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning. I am the General, and I want it to spin! Now!"
BecauseITry
Arguably one of the greatest episodes. Window of Opportunity still takes the cake, but 200 was a great one.
ice12d
Benjaminriker
The701
Even that much naquadah must have cost a fortune.
AcademicGambina
Just watched that episode :D
CBPLister
LMAO
PhantomGeek
+1 Stsrgate. ......aaaaaand we're walking.....
BladderGoat
My hard drive reaction when my antivirus starts..
intashu
I remember thoes days.. The constant static noise.. The computer.. Refusing to respond for the next two hours while it searches... SSD4life
tristan8251
I have 2 500 gig drives. Ones hard ones an SSD. CAN. NOT. WAIT. to buy a second SSD and move everything over
0ByteMe1
Once you go SSD you never go back to the HDD
goober9000
Why don't they just spin the person?
b0v1n3
Thedrunkpoet
Death probably
iwasdoingfinelurking
I like how you think outside of the box, or a hole in this case.....+1
YouJustReadMyUsername
It's actually inside in this case
iRepostThingsFromRandom
Username checks out
NerdN1
I've had a CT scan. It's like being in a loud coffin. Now I'm imagining a loud spinning coffin filled with projectile vomit.
guntbagmunkball
Have you been in a quiet coffin? They're surprisingly serene.
Noumenon72
They're never quiet, there's always coffin.
absolutezero182
Maybe making sick people spin around at high speeds isn't the answer to all of our problems
RobBobertyYT
corsika
If it's too much fun they have to label it as entertainment and pay higher taxes.
TakeTheStairs
because , common sense?
DeaconJon
Because the only diagnostic answer it would come up with would be "The patient has motion sickness."
Arakon
At that speed, it's probably "The patient is a liquid"
The701
That should be easier to send to a lab for analysis though.
Lilbush
good idea, they should try that
rotten2core
too much cleanup time
notsotoughnow
Now we are asking the real questions...
valen00
tensile strength limitations
bottletopp
IEATASS69
I was expecting a response like this but I wasent ready for it...
idieeverytime
Sooo, what's your spaghetti policy?
jpb103
Spa? Are you trying to say spaghetti?
LunarApocalypse
His results say he has 12 recent bone fractures.
WeekendMashSomeTatoes
And permanent cognitive disability
Aplaceforstuffguyslike
$10000 please
Statera
Lot more than that.
fawntugboat
For a CT scan or for the whole machine?
dancfontaine
For the doctor appointment
OfficialBenderRodriguez
Scan is like $1500 (in US), machine is $2-3 million
GrinchyGrinchy111
Your healthcare sucks ass
ZiltoidIndeed
Just had my knee scanned, 200 eur.