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Girls I like to keep Part 2
So lovely, you've got to keep her, right?
Keep each other!
Guys I like to keep tax
lostinthoughts
When my bf started dancing randomly in the metro, I knew I wanted to keep him forever.
CookieDoughForSpike
Label makers are the absolute shit! I know what I'm getting myself next Christmas...
ADrinkGiver
Have a good poop!
UkTails
My GF rented a Cinema screen for me last year, we played Marvel Vs Capcom... it was fucking amazing.
Jokesterwild
I was playing Mario party last night and ended up with sex not sure what happened
infogulch
I'd rather play the NES then the boobs.
pickleton
Not with that selection of games.
JeremyHilaryBoobPhD
I dont understand the second pic
damethelog
check out the comment by @HeyItsMab
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
The bf wants sexy time but she's too busy playing video games. This is something that normally be the opposite :)
DiglettDigDiglettDigTrioTrioTrio
he doesn't squat
hellsummon
The first pic are brother and sister. I remember that post from about a month back
changedusernamecosmykiddiscoveredmyrudeone
Your girlfriend bought a label maker for your girlfriend.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Just do what my husband does... pulls it out and taps me with it... or tries to shove it in my face while giggling.
mrllamatastic
Reading that last one I thought "you can't talk to your mum like that!!!???", then several logic blocks fell into my mental tetris wall
Squidfortea
Ugh. Why can't I find anyone else who likes to play old school nintendo and play station. Also eat pizza with me. FFFFUUUUU
Beckashmellows
You called?
WChandler2
Did he marry a child?
Euouae
No! He's a good daddy.... which is ovary-exploding!
IJustHadAPattyNoOrdinaryPatty
Probably so much lag on that movie theater screen while playing FIFA...
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
That's not how lag works...
ArabianSandstorm
hahahhaa ... i am going to die alone :D
cheesystoner
That last husband knows how to fucking marriage.
TheBaddestOfThemAll
My local theater throws kids parties and lets the kids play Xbox 360 or PS3 on the big screen, and yes, it is fucking awesome
sorrycannotbraintoday
when i was younger, my aunt cleaned a local bar really early. when i got to go with her, got to hook my Genesis up to the (huge)big screen
bimpnottin
I wanted to do that for my bf but he said it would just gave him a headache. So I made some plushies from his favourite game instead :)
LouisCyphre
What game or characters? A plush of Ky Kiske would be more impressive than, say, Muk.
Ashadyfellow
I manage a theater and do that every couple months for all the employees.
BustedNuts
I used to but recently moved to the corporate office and sold my soul. Are you with a major chain?
Misora
I looked into that but instead went with renting a room at an arcade with a big screen for a VG themed bachelor's. Played Rockband. Was fun.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I went to a do at a cinema/art center. Me and my friend played SSX with the staff, incredibly good fun.
Toodlingaway
I would love this idea for the movie theater I work at, but the owner is too damn cheap and would think he's losing money.
BustedNuts
Just do it after hours. Then it only costs bulb-life.
CharlieWarlie
any idea on how much that would cost?
BustedNuts
As a theater man, it would depend on the time of day and whether or not the rental would require the cancellation of a feature.
sms001
My local place is 100 bucks for four hours, soda and popcorn included.
CharlieWarlie
that's an awesome deal
bootymen
Don't you just wannahttps://media.giphy.com/media/SIUAwRihspBiU/giphy.gif
Splodgey
Well, no. Not really.
WowSoSparkly
Apparently #2 needs an explanation : It's the old "i'm trying to get babe's attention for sexy times but (s)he too busy playing games" thing
IknowwhoIam
Time to do the helicopter dick, works every time.
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MandrewJackson
I'm too lazy to do all that clicking!
lige
Thank you.
archaicbookwyrm
I thought he was just airing his balls
KeezieWeezie
Ooooh
Popspoppingit
Oh, okay, thanks.
6footdildo
I thought he meant his legs look like hairy hotdogs.
NYCdieselNYC
Hairy hotdogs is hilarious.
schmoo38
I thought it had something to do with the hot dogs, too.
Iamthefemaleloki
This is a real struggle.
Aaaargh
Thanks, I thought this was about masturbation and multi-tasking.
TomWaits4no1
Or masturbating to your s/o playing video games
BetterLuckyThanGood
That would annoy me, not impress me. Source: Speaking from experience.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I thought he lost a bet with her and had to play sans panties.
KittyDreams4Real
I was looking for the animal that got comfy in his undies.
SalientSeven
I was totes wondering what that was all about.
pinkbunny64
Oh, I thought it was because a female playing video games is a real panty dropper.
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
hiyoooooooooo
FatForYou
I mean it is. But her continuing to play video games while your panties lay on the floor... really depressing.
stutteringbob
Same here. I was legit surprised by the explanation.
WhatchaTalkinBoutWillis
Same
dragonraven13
You're not wrong.
pandabear411
Oh my god, thank you.
MyCatOwnsMySoul
I only got it because my husband always does this to me when I'm playing video games.
TachyonCode
When would you rather/how would you prefer he go about it? Is there a secret "let's bang" handshake, or are formalities irrelevant? Curious.
StarscreamYouHaveFailedMeForTheLastTime
I know a girl I would totally have a nerd relationship with! Just have to figure out how to trick her into that said relationship.
bimpnottin
As someone in a nerd relationship, those are the best! You go trick those tricksy little hobbitses
itsaMILSOlifeforme
I love doing these things for my so!
bimpnottin
I once hid heart shaped post its with little messages all around his dorm. I was all like
when he came in.
itsaMILSOlifeforme
Aww I love that!
oshaku
second pic: why is the underwear down?!
deathengineering
I thought it was the way panties fly off when Tom Jones or James Dean walks in.
PrinskippleSkipper
Oh you sweet innocent flower.
889922
hehe +1
ninmonkey
@HeyItsMab has you covered.
WowSoSparkly
I aim to please.
RepresentingTheRepublicOfEzo
seduction.
SolitaSoulSaysSi
I thought at first that it was the guy version of tossing off the bra after a long day.
byllman
Thank you. I didn't get it either.
corneliusgansevoort
Drying out the taint sweat a duh.
Camerasandbooks
His girlfriend is chosing the video game over sexy times. The pulled down underwear adds context.
ballsmom
That last one... You're trying way to hard to be funny.
Diderot
100xstupid
TYRES!
Kirchmeister
"Sugartits"
SilentZed
Signed, Mel Gibson
KosherSquid
My so calls me sugar tits all the time. Although I did draw the line at baby nipples. That shit's kinda whack.
wbaxter
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oye9AmOdsZc/maxresdefault.jpg
Kirchmeister
This may very well be the only response to this.
TyroneLannister
That N64 controller technique is mindblowing
theLorknessMonster
This definitely became a thing during the N64 era. People claim that its more precise for 64 games such as Kart and Smash bros. I dunno tho.
PigsThatFry
The Clawwwwww
miltyburger
You have been chosen!
swenezuelan
This is how I hold every controller. I think it started with the N64 and now it's a habit I can't break!
heartstarsandcandybarsandshit
That's how I hold every controller too! My boyfriend has to point it out to his friends when they come over because apparently it's weird.
swenezuelan
Also I'm apparently on my boyfriends account so don't hate on him for my claw technique (sorry Michael I thought I was logged in!)
ilovecake
It's actually a thing called The Claw, but first started being used with original Xbox controllers with Halo CE/Halo 2.
TalliBighood
Oh god, the horrible original xbox controller...
ilovecake
The Duke? Yeah, that was pretty horrible and way too massive. Loved the S controller, though.
drbarrel
It was so big...
NotReallyAzul
That's what she said!
JackCoombs
Wasn't #1 from a post a girl did about her brother?
OldSpice
Yes!
litaadams
hii jack ..
Irishda
All I know is, if she's not constantly saying, "That's fucking nuts!" she's doing it wrong.
gilsuhwan
Yes, lmao
Blaketopolis
That was me! I am slightly creeped out that I found this on here, yet I can't help but feel like it is some sort of compliment.
longlivecats
Congratulations, you are awesome. +1 is all I have, so here, have it.
JimtheAdmin
Was your brother in the Dep program at this time?
Blaketopolis
No he wan't in that. And in this picture he was just a couple of days out from leaving for Germany where he is stationed at I don believe
JimtheAdmin
Huh, I was just curious because that's the shirt almost every recruiter gives out. So I see a lot of recruits wearing them pre-basic.
Blaketopolis
I sortof packed all of his clothes away and moved into his room while he was at basic, so he had a limited amount of clothing options :P
ARepostADayKeepsOCAway
Is that pic taken in Books a Million in Abilene, TX?
Blaketopolis
No, it's in Bristol, VA! Close......ish
TheAxolotl
Hey there, sorry about that, but I didn't know. You still look like a keeper to me, even if it was meant differently! :)
Blaketopolis
Haha it is totally fine! I am flattered :P
Efreeti
Hey, FYI, if you change the /a/ link to part 1 at the bottom of this post to /gallery/ it will lead where people can vote and comment on it!
TheAxolotl
Thanks for the hint, I changed it!
Efreeti
Sweet!
DrHarleenFrancesQuinzelMD
Definitely a Books-A-Million. As a BAM employee, I fucking love it when customers play in those masks. :D
MrUnimaginative
Another reminder how lonely I am
someon
Yeah...
xxwerdxx
another reminder of how underappreciated you are (:
Squeezit
Meh
PiercedFunbags
*loneliness intensifies*
WhenTheMusicsOver
N64's wife is a crip.
WhenTheMusicsOver
So yeah.... I'd rather be lonely that date someone who live the thuglyfe. Shit, niggaz got guns.
duetodaydotoday
Remember kids, valentines isn't the only day to feel depressed about your love life
27yoUGLYvirgin
Thanks.
myturbogoestsutsutsu
Yep... such a lonely life
whereismyscrunchie
Ditto.
PoeTheCrow
Heh... Well, I am alone by choice! Not my choice, but I feel that is beside point...
FlamedLion
Yeah...
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
Only you can do something about it. Either pity yourself or go out and meet people
GavinScreaming
yea
Ozzythezombi
Like a shit ton of other dudes, i know you feeling. But we have to keep the hope that one day we will fine the "one" who beat us onMarioKart
killfire
They have to make sure you don't forget. Satan's a pretty harsh boss, y'know.
ilikesaucy0
fixed: another reminder how lonely we are.
jarvis90
1008 people are lonely together....separately.
Framperton
2500 now.
MrUnimaginative
But now i have beer so i'm better off, but yes that is generally how this site works
justabitofstarstuff
Just got dumped... i'll be lonely with ya!
MrUnimaginative
Need a drunken person's help that can speak sense then PM me. Hope all gets better for you though :)
PascalEbener
:( know that feeling tho
atiger16
yeeeess
SirHosisOfLiver
brotherhood of feels , let us feel together
KathDu
Y'all all need to go to Camp Imgur and pair up and have great sex for the rest of your lives!
MrUnimaginative
Yeah live clear across the country and my pay aint too great
KathDu
I'm paired up, met my goofy SO online, & I'm probably old enough to be your grandmother. BUT THERE'S LOTS OF WOMENS OUT THERE!
walterpeck
Another reminder about how people will always put this comment at the top on these posts.
chrnobyl
Logged in to upvote so as to give you 1337 points. First ever imgur comment, enjoy responsibly.
MrUnimaginative
I'll enjoy it more than my current beer
Splodgey
Another reminder of how annoying these kinds of people can be
rdvlvt
same here. And I'm married! FML.
ChillinV
One sided marriage here and ever so lonely
ipudg3
There's dozens of us, DOZENS!!!
kaneep
#foreveralone
Framperton
I'm with you. Just another depressed pathetic 26 year old janitor working in Arizona reflecting on how he has wasted his life.
MrUnimaginative
Oh wow. I'm actually from AZ. What part are you at?
Framperton
Somewhere between "wasteland" and "endless despair" perpetually sweeping up dust.
MrUnimaginative
I actually prefer that to my current situation...
Framperton
What can be worse than being a dust sweeper?
wellspokenidiot
I feel that brotha
AskAnArch
Quit reminding us of our solitude while we are attempting to block it out with other people's joy.
MrUnimaginative
Other people's joy or alcohol?
AskAnArch
Joy. Alcohol is a cheat to true imagination and feeling.
MrUnimaginative
"The feeling of alcohol is the normal joy you should normally feel" don't remember where i saw that
AskAnArch
I don't disagree. But I think that joy should be found without alcohol.
robotv56
Pull back on the tears man, I'm alone but it's no use broadcasting. Gotta make something beautiful out of yourself. That's what I'm trying.
HugosHouseOfHorrors
You and me both. And I have a damn boyfriend. :(
27yoUGLYvirgin
Uhm... newsflash, you're not lonely.
MrUnimaginative
Need to talk and vent to a third party always here :)
HugosHouseOfHorrors
oh where to begin.... ;)
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MrUnimaginative
Really only like to help :)
YOTASOTA
Amen to that, I had my roommate and five other friends ranging from very close to somewhat distant all get engaged or married this week
YOTASOTA
And I'm just sitting here watching netflix and eat mac and cheese
MrUnimaginative
And when was the last time you could say you were close to another person?
YOTASOTA
Meh, five years. That's just since a relationship, 20 if your referring to what I think your referring, actually almost 21.
MrUnimaginative
Just someone who you actually trusted and cared about. Doesn't have to be a relationship. But holy hell...
YOTASOTA
I'll give you a hint I was born in 94, but only had one serious relationship. That was 5 years ago. Just haven't found the right one yet.
InstanitySpark
No worries, it gets better with time. You'll meet girls, they'll reject you, then depression comes. Oh joy, oh joy. snap ;(
flyingdutchfrenchman
Yeah but it's a friendly reminder so we've got that going for us which is nice
kdm36
This
DefinitelynotKimJongUn
Was totally going to say the same thing *sobs into Mac n cheese
MrUnimaginative
Grab a beer too friend. It may help some. If not I will be here for ya
anaIproIapse
had to login to upvote this shit
MrUnimaginative
Well then thank you for your time
Brooksthegentleman
A great deal of us are unfortunately, not too sure how to start talking to people on Imgur though
MrUnimaginative
Step 1. find someone of same interest, Step 3. Friendship
Brooksthegentleman
An excellent formula
MrUnimaginative
Really though, I enjoy hearing other people out :)
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mrbinxy
Prove. Really I just want to zoom in on the picture and try to read the titles.
xxxheidi
I'm in a relationship and I still feel lonely. This made it worse. Don't feel bad it could be worse!
MrUnimaginative
Need to talk, I will listen :)
27yoUGLYvirgin
Are you actually serious? You are telling someone who has no one that you have someone but it's worse for you?
xxxheidi
Yea. When your emotions are involved and you are fully into it & care for this person, & you get nothing back it hurts worse.
Lookatmyballs
Your only going to get more lonely and dumber hanging out on this site.
MrUnimaginative
That's why i have beer too :D
Lookatmyballs
That just makes your situation that much more sad.
MrUnimaginative
I'm a computer tech i need freedom of my worries and feelings sometimes
Lookatmyballs
There is something better for that then booze
meiadox
Is it better to be alone and not hove this or to be with someone and not have this?
27yoUGLYvirgin
Hmm what could be better, having nothing, or having a bit of something. Tough question really..
meiadox
Its like having just enough water to do nothing. Youre still going to die but it will take longer.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Honestly I don't think it is that way. You don't know how it feels to be alone. Anything is better than that. Or is she abusive?
meiadox
He is. But its kind of a rock and a hard place position
LooseCannonSpock
"A hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore.Seems I'm not alone at being alone. A hundred billion casatways looking for a home" -Sting
D3adT0m
I know how that feels, but just keep trying to meet new people, try to talk to people here! I just started chatting with people here 1/2
D3adT0m
And there's a ton of friendly people to talk to if you just take a bit of time to try :)
MrUnimaginative
I do that when i'm drinking by myself. I just really suck with people. I'll keep going with it though thanks
D3adT0m
I know how that is too lol, I've always had to work at finding people I feel comfortable with, toss a message my way if you ever feel bored.
MrUnimaginative
Hey you too, thanks. Always open to talk to people if they need help or like you said just bored
RhodeswherewearegoingwedontneedRhodes
http://imgur.com/t3HOQ4r right there with you
CmdrNinja
Yup.
Dominomotion8
I want to love all of you!
Kapsss
Dont lie to yourself
bobmotamedi
We should start a lonely people's club on imgur....
NewWorldMan
Dude that is imgur
bobmotamedi
No, I mean getting lonely people together in real life so were less lonely... :)
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MrUnimaginative
Need any help just message me friend
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Thank you :)
RelativelyRelevantRelative
Protip: Masturbate until you cry and then cry until you fall asleep. Rinse and repeat.
liekifucrievytim
There's no bad feelings in sleep, only dreams...
Efreeti
Rinse thoroughly.
Cralus
Confessionbear: Sometimes I don't rinse before I repeat
InstanitySpark
What does sometimes mean?
captainireland
Ooh
Predacane
Lucky if I rinse before eating.
awkwardgirl85
I'm wide awake after I masturbate so just end up staring at the ceiling full of self loathing and needing a snack
JustForgetMe
This one
CanadianBakeOn
+1 for self loathing
SenorFuzzyPants
Don't forget to use the tears as lube
JustForgetMe
This won't work...I'm too empty to cry
MrUnimaginative
I mean personally, if it is one of those days i just grab some beers and slowly pass into a drunken sleep. Works for me
lordcinnabonhelix
samesies
Kettles
Been there done that
AnalBeard
Am there, doing that
FlamedLion
Or go jogging...
MoooCow
Should I masturbate while jogging?
JustForgetMe
Yes
FlamedLion
Sure, just do more something active. Endorphins are really nice after exercise, plus jerking the turkey bacon will add some more.
tRAGE
Yes. Let us know how that works out for you. In fact... post Vids.
GaffyMcBint
You spelled lovely wrong :)
TheresAlwaysTimeForLubricant
You smooth motherfucker.
CeeJayTea
D'aww! Now do me!!!
nonpondo
It was at that moment, they knew they were meant for each other
ComradePutinCCCP1917
You. I like you.
ToksanAlpha
Awwwwww
lordcinnabonhelix
aww
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Awww
justooswift
Nice
GoshDaMule
Smooth.
TheColossalTitan
You made my day. +1
Lookatmyballs
Nice so thats how people keep these sad fucks coming back to this god forsaken site.
themajesticunicorn
Y u mad bro?
Lookatmyballs
Not mad just making an observation. Stop assuming shit.
Lookatmyballs
And I am not or never will be your bro
MrTwoSteps
Another lovely reminder how lonely I am?
creepydude3000
that was the first time i smiled today ........ :)
Blaketopolis
Hey! That first picture is me! How exhilarating.
hoeya
Was it? Where was it taken? It looks really familiar.
Blaketopolis
Yes! This was in a Books a Million in Bristol VA actually haha
hoeya
I knew it was a BAM. I used to work at one in Biloxi, and I thought it might be that one. We have Keesler right near there.
Blaketopolis
I've been to Biloxi! Like that matters, but one of his requests was a station in Mississippi after Germany I think, so maybe Keesler soon!
hoeya
Keesler's great, I've heard a lot of good things about it. Biloxi's a bit dull sometimes, but it's not too bad. Wish I could go to Germany.
trektrektrekkie
I'm as adorable as these women, why am I single?
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
If youre a dude... that kinda explains it. If youre a lady... I got nothing, except: keep cut-ing. <3
blainetog
Why hello. *waggles eyebrows seductively*
trektrektrekkie
How you doin?
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Because some of us dudes aren't very smart. Me included, sorry we have the dumb.
boyard33
Was thinking the same thing.... Then I remembered I hardly leave my house
AtlanticPENUMBRA
You're cute -- but those glasses aren't a great look for you. Try some larger plastic frames?
trektrektrekkie
Actually, I just got some... haha thank you
Starstepper
Maybe you are concieted
trektrektrekkie
Well goodness, I appreciate the sweet words and the advice. I wasn't expecting this.
gammaraycharles
You just haven't met me yet. ;)
trektrektrekkie
Well how do you do?
Skeetskeetnojustkiddingthatsgross
Because you care too much that you're single. No but really, dating isn't one sided. Want to date? Ask people out, tis a start
TheMonsterWithinYou
I do stuff like this etc for my current bf. But similar treatment isn't given back XD he says it makes him feel like he "owes" me.
trektrektrekkie
He shouldn't feel like that but it should happen naturally between you.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
I once dated a guy and it always felt like I was keeping score. Key word DATED. The right one will do for you and vice versa, just because
StyleSavvyCupcak3
Doesn't sound like a good relationship.
TheMonsterWithinYou
Eeeh idk he does other things like spends time with me and watches shows etc tells me he loves me etc but idk he is introverted as well
EeK45
if it was my choice you wouldn't be :)
SilentButSexy
we can be your collective internet boyfriend if you want?
trektrektrekkie
How exactly would that work?
SilentButSexy
We say nice stuff to you, and give you pictures of cats?
trektrektrekkie
Oh I like that! Continue
SilentButSexy
Your username has a nice flowing 'syllable-to-syllable' flow.
SilentButSexy
and the cat part too:
AccidentalBro
I'll take you out and either I can let everyone know why you're single or we'll live happily ever after
DoomyMcDoom
Have you made the first move? If not, you should try it, most of the geekier dudes are way too fuckin shy to ask you out.
trektrektrekkie
I tend to make the first move
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trektrektrekkie
I'm so sorry sweetie, I just now got on my laptop and saw your message.
DoomyMcDoom
Hmm, first, how old are you? I know, I might sound kinda creepy asking, but I'm trying to solve your problem here.
trektrektrekkie
I'm 23 darling. I have had many boyfriends and lovers over the years but my last relationship was about a year ago.
DoomyMcDoom
Do you date within your age bracket, under 25? Cuz a lot of us guys have NO IDEA what we're looking for, or who we are, we're just horny.
brookers
Yeah but do you have a NES and boobs? If so you can move in next Wednesday.
DPHENS
magichal
I think you might be confusing cause and effect.
SmellyPotatoMan
AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN LET ME SEE
SabianAAB8
That a good reason to not be single ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Werewolph
Move to Australia, and you won't have to be...
Protean2648
Ok if you think so.
therog
Well, considering how beautiful you are I'm guessing you won't be for long.
thystler
cause your male
secretagentchewbacca
Prepare the inbox!
27yoUGLYvirgin
I'm ugly and have no social skills, why have I never even talked to a girl .... oh right.
Straightedgedliquid
Obligatory "Because you haven't talked to me yet ;)"
ejswanson25
Same with most people
DasOgre
Because you're in Texas, unfortunately.
trektrektrekkie
It is unfortunate
DasOgre
Drive straight north a few states to minnesota
carrickbender5150
Gotta be honest: with those eyes, I wonder too! But in seriousness, be yourself, hang around people who think like you, and you'll find love
trektrektrekkie
Thank you sugar, I'm going to try to do those things
jimmythehat1
Wait, you're in Texas? I'm in Texas too. You in Houston?
trektrektrekkie
Dallas
MacKelvey
Boo (I'm from Philly)
jimmythehat1
damn...oh well... my sister and her husband live up there.
trektrektrekkie
well maybe you should visit them
jimmythehat1
I'm actually going up there this weekend for my niece and nephews birthday party. and later in May I'm going to DCC
KRoLLIN
Well if you're looking for a tall skinny nerd badass then look no further. If you're looking for something else then continue the search.
trektrektrekkie
I think that would be acceptable
KRoLLIN
Which one? I'm also clueless sometimes.
lordcinnabonhelix
maybe there hasn't been anyone awesome enough to be with you yet?
trektrektrekkie
I don't have many demands...
lordcinnabonhelix
aw :-( I feel the same. I'm a low-maintenance dude who just wants to do whatever to make a girl happy but no one seems to care.
trektrektrekkie
Exactly! I just want to make someone happy and have fun
TieYourShoePlease
Don't worry, you have quite a selection of us here in Texas.
trektrektrekkie
Oh? And where in Texas are you?
TieYourShoePlease
I'm in the Fort Worth area, how about you?
trektrektrekkie
I'm in Arlington actually
minipancho94
maybe because your in texas, and im in cali. distance is a pain in the ass :p
trektrektrekkie
Distance does suck
rawrberry
Don't listen to him, you are in the most glorious country in the world.
trektrektrekkie
If you mean Texas, then yes.
rawrberry
Where else would I be talking about. Just read what I have in that about me thingy and you will further see how glorious Texas is.
GasBandit
You probably have standards.
trektrektrekkie
They aren't too high....
GasBandit
Then may I present my selfie for your consideration! http://gasbanditry.com/images/selfie.jpg
trektrektrekkie
I can't take that seriously, that expression... wow
GasBandit
Those are the googly eyes of a hopeless romantic. Or a meth addict. Potayto, potahto.
LitchLitch
your standards are too high
TheManWithNoNameZappBrannigan
Helllooooo
DukePaulAtreides
Judging by #1, I'd say "needs more squirrel mask". Especially given the username.
trektrektrekkie
I will fix that presently
Carnwennan
'Cause you're so adorable that no one thinks they can live up to your standards!
Carnwennan
Dammit. I'm terrible with compliments apparently.
RodolfoBelehGarciaHerrera
because obviously we havent met before ;)
D3adT0m
Just keep looking, you'll find someone who wants to be with you. Send a message if you ever feel like chatting, it can help when you're down
trektrektrekkie
Well thank you, I appreciate it
D3adT0m
Anytime :) I know how tough it can be not having someone around, making new friends is a great way to fight those feelings
trektrektrekkie
That is very true.
D3adT0m
Exactly, so like I said, give a shout whenever, I'm not always online, but I'l around most days
MoodyOfNorway
what if you're a terrible person
AGronau
trektrektrekkie
What would make you think that though?
MoodyOfNorway
nothing, just you know.. what if? we're all terrible. I'm probably terrible. I have a friend who is not terrible but she's a bit out there
trektrektrekkie
I'm more out there than terrible
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
Then you need to find someone who is just as terrible as you and you can be terrible together.
Goodnewwseveryone
Two wrongs don't make a right... Though, three lefts make a right. So, find a guy who makes two lefts and you make one? Idk
MoodyOfNorway
that's true. i know a terrible girl who has a terrible boyfriend who accidentally stabbed someone on the bus. they're happy as heck.
SpiffDeWiff
I think that it's because you're actually seven squirrels in a human suit. YOUR USERNAME BETRAYS YOU, FURRY FIEND!
trektrektrekkie
Well crap.... I thought I was being sneaky
Cambino
http://data1.whicdn.com/images/63472141/large.jpg
buttholepirates
*gasps* I think I've caught....the ugly!
Cambino
http://imgur.com/Az4LAG4 *Whistles* Well that's definitely not the case.
trektrektrekkie
*blushes* well thank you!
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
lol o u stalker lol
Cambino
I call it fact checking.
trektrektrekkie
Am I though?
ImShocked
How you doing?
SilentButSexy
no
thereaverofdarkness
too much make ups.
trektrektrekkie
I wear hardly any really
thereaverofdarkness
as long as you spend more time eating food than preparing it, then you and I can get along :)
TysoniusMaximusThePatronSaintofOffBrandBreakfastCereals
Well we're going to need proof....or...screw it I just want an awesome girlfriend
trektrektrekkie
Proof is above. I seriously have done so many things like this...
TysoniusMaximusThePatronSaintofOffBrandBreakfastCereals
Proof seen....So...wanna be apart of my diabolical plans?
NotHarroc
If you can cook too you'd be a top prize.
trektrektrekkie
Mom and Grandmother are chefs
gronke09
Well, lets be single together and very far away from each other.
ArachNoid
^my life
KathDu
Y'all all need to go to Camp Imgur & pair up & have great sex for the rest of your lives! You've got to get out from behind your computer!
Lookatmyballs
Yea right find love in a group of socially retarded shut ins? Fuck that shit.
trektrektrekkie
If I could go to Camp Imgur I would but a lack of funds and a possible internship stop me.
KathDu
Go to MeetUps or somewhere else. The lonely women are waiting for you!
TheAxolotl
Maybe add some nudes to your adorablesnes, us guys likes nudes!
Lookatmyballs
I would prefer someone like me who comes on this site and makes fun of the lonely lazy jackasses who piss and moan about being lonely.1/2
Lookatmyballs
When they could easily get off their ass and go outside and find someone.
drbarrel
Fuck you.
trektrektrekkie
Nudes right away? I thought I was supposed to play hard to get.
ImNotRacistBut
Well, you can keep playing your games if you want. It doesn't seem to be working, though?
WhyIsThisAGif
EXACTLY
trektrektrekkie
Darling, I've played every sort of game to try to find someone
UnspokenX
yes but does that include said nudes?
WhyIsThisAGif
How about try not playing games and just being yourself. It might work.
jabib
Have you tried Scrabble?
Lookatmyballs
For gods sake don't take advice from these assholes. Step.1 leave your house stop wasting time on here. No need for a step 2.
drbarrel
*tips my fedora back*
trektrektrekkie
I do leave my house quite frequently. Thanks sugar
Lookatmyballs
Still your not going to get any type of good advice from the typical imgur user.
27yoUGLYvirgin
I find it a bit hard to believe that a girl has problems finding a boyfriend.
thefunbatman
Prepareyourinbox.pps
TheThirdBestAround
I can fix that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shinotsa
Because you're not living near me ;D
wellbuttermybiscuit
Smooth...
armeggedonCounselor
Probably because you're comparing yourself to other people instead of being yourself. Being a Manic Pixie Dream Girl isn't the secret. The
Lookatmyballs
That and If most people would stop wasting time on this site when they are more than capable of going out and meeting people they 1/2
Lookatmyballs
wouldn't be sitting at home pissing and moaning about being lonely.
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Lookatmyballs
Yea but it dumbs you down and makes you as dumb as a bag of dicks in the process
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Lookatmyballs
And next thing you know your having stupid kids and making the world worse then it already is.
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Lookatmyballs
I blame shit like doge.
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armeggedonCounselor
secret is being yourself, and not letting yourself be afraid of how other people might judge you. Which is fucking hard.
DaDisser
Yup, you always want to find someone who likes you for you.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Your user name makes me think this is advice for self destruction even though I know its good advice.
pancakesplatter
what is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl?
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
how tall r u?
trektrektrekkie
5' 5", why?
secretagentchewbacca
I'm a 5'5" guy soooooo wassup
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
just asking, but turns out ppl think im referencing something, which i am not (see replies under my previous comment)
trektrektrekkie
Oh okay, well I've dated men of all heights
OrangeCarrot
iunderstoodthatreference.wmv
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
lol that wasn't my intention at all
OrangeCarrot
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
happy accident yes
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
what reference? seriously enlighten me
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ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
since tinder is for mostly hook ups, and height tends to be a turn-on for girls, so i can understand. its a cruel world out there.
MMPRMastodon
Because we haven't met yet. Oh I am sorry. That is awfully rude and forward of me. That's a bad pleaseseemeafterclass. You stop it.
trektrektrekkie
Not at all
MMPRMastodon
Well then
EtzioActive
As a newly single guy, hey gurl.
trektrektrekkie
Hows it going?
EtzioActive
Other than being entirely too late replying, pretty good I guess. You?
Silver
Idk, I like all of these adorable things, but no one I know is like that.
trektrektrekkie
Honestly I enjoy doing all those things
Silver
You'll did someone, unlike me, alone in NZ, a country with a smaller population tht a few of your American cities.
trektrektrekkie
Such a pretty country though and all those LOTR tourists
Silver
Pretty, but boring