Girls I like to keep Part 2

Mar 22, 2015 5:31 PM

TheAxolotl

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Girls I like to keep Part 2

So lovely, you've got to keep her, right?

Keep each other!

Guys I like to keep tax

When my bf started dancing randomly in the metro, I knew I wanted to keep him forever.

11 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 5

Label makers are the absolute shit! I know what I'm getting myself next Christmas...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have a good poop!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My GF rented a Cinema screen for me last year, we played Marvel Vs Capcom... it was fucking amazing.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was playing Mario party last night and ended up with sex not sure what happened

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd rather play the NES then the boobs.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not with that selection of games.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont understand the second pic

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

check out the comment by @HeyItsMab

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bf wants sexy time but she's too busy playing video games. This is something that normally be the opposite :)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

he doesn't squat

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first pic are brother and sister. I remember that post from about a month back

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your girlfriend bought a label maker for your girlfriend.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Just do what my husband does... pulls it out and taps me with it... or tries to shove it in my face while giggling.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Reading that last one I thought "you can't talk to your mum like that!!!???", then several logic blocks fell into my mental tetris wall

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ugh. Why can't I find anyone else who likes to play old school nintendo and play station. Also eat pizza with me. FFFFUUUUU

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You called?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did he marry a child?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No! He's a good daddy.... which is ovary-exploding!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably so much lag on that movie theater screen while playing FIFA...

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

That's not how lag works...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hahahhaa ... i am going to die alone :D

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That last husband knows how to fucking marriage.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My local theater throws kids parties and lets the kids play Xbox 360 or PS3 on the big screen, and yes, it is fucking awesome

11 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 1

when i was younger, my aunt cleaned a local bar really early. when i got to go with her, got to hook my Genesis up to the (huge)big screen

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanted to do that for my bf but he said it would just gave him a headache. So I made some plushies from his favourite game instead :)

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

What game or characters? A plush of Ky Kiske would be more impressive than, say, Muk.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I manage a theater and do that every couple months for all the employees.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I used to but recently moved to the corporate office and sold my soul. Are you with a major chain?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I looked into that but instead went with renting a room at an arcade with a big screen for a VG themed bachelor's. Played Rockband. Was fun.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to a do at a cinema/art center. Me and my friend played SSX with the staff, incredibly good fun.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would love this idea for the movie theater I work at, but the owner is too damn cheap and would think he's losing money.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just do it after hours. Then it only costs bulb-life.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

any idea on how much that would cost?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a theater man, it would depend on the time of day and whether or not the rental would require the cancellation of a feature.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My local place is 100 bucks for four hours, soda and popcorn included.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that's an awesome deal

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't you just wannahttps://media.giphy.com/media/SIUAwRihspBiU/giphy.gif

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, no. Not really.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently #2 needs an explanation : It's the old "i'm trying to get babe's attention for sexy times but (s)he too busy playing games" thing

11 years ago | Likes 1402 Dislikes 11

Time to do the helicopter dick, works every time.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I'm too lazy to do all that clicking!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 1

I thought he was just airing his balls

11 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Ooooh

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh, okay, thanks.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I thought he meant his legs look like hairy hotdogs.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Hairy hotdogs is hilarious.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought it had something to do with the hot dogs, too.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is a real struggle.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I thought this was about masturbation and multi-tasking.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Or masturbating to your s/o playing video games

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That would annoy me, not impress me. Source: Speaking from experience.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought he lost a bet with her and had to play sans panties.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was looking for the animal that got comfy in his undies.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was totes wondering what that was all about.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, I thought it was because a female playing video games is a real panty dropper.

11 years ago | Likes 282 Dislikes 1

hiyoooooooooo

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean it is. But her continuing to play video games while your panties lay on the floor... really depressing.

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Same here. I was legit surprised by the explanation.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Same

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You're not wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only got it because my husband always does this to me when I'm playing video games.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When would you rather/how would you prefer he go about it? Is there a secret "let's bang" handshake, or are formalities irrelevant? Curious.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know a girl I would totally have a nerd relationship with! Just have to figure out how to trick her into that said relationship.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

As someone in a nerd relationship, those are the best! You go trick those tricksy little hobbitses

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I love doing these things for my so!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I once hid heart shaped post its with little messages all around his dorm. I was all like when he came in.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww I love that!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

second pic: why is the underwear down?!

11 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 4

I thought it was the way panties fly off when Tom Jones or James Dean walks in.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh you sweet innocent flower.

11 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 3

hehe +1

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

@HeyItsMab has you covered.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I aim to please.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

seduction.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought at first that it was the guy version of tossing off the bra after a long day.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I didn't get it either.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drying out the taint sweat a duh.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His girlfriend is chosing the video game over sexy times. The pulled down underwear adds context.

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

That last one... You're trying way to hard to be funny.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

TYRES!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Sugartits"

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

Signed, Mel Gibson

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My so calls me sugar tits all the time. Although I did draw the line at baby nipples. That shit's kinda whack.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This may very well be the only response to this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That N64 controller technique is mindblowing

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

This definitely became a thing during the N64 era. People claim that its more precise for 64 games such as Kart and Smash bros. I dunno tho.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Clawwwwww

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You have been chosen!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how I hold every controller. I think it started with the N64 and now it's a habit I can't break!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's how I hold every controller too! My boyfriend has to point it out to his friends when they come over because apparently it's weird.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also I'm apparently on my boyfriends account so don't hate on him for my claw technique (sorry Michael I thought I was logged in!)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's actually a thing called The Claw, but first started being used with original Xbox controllers with Halo CE/Halo 2.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh god, the horrible original xbox controller...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Duke? Yeah, that was pretty horrible and way too massive. Loved the S controller, though.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was so big...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what she said!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't #1 from a post a girl did about her brother?

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Yes!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hii jack ..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I know is, if she's not constantly saying, "That's fucking nuts!" she's doing it wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, lmao

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was me! I am slightly creeped out that I found this on here, yet I can't help but feel like it is some sort of compliment.

11 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Congratulations, you are awesome. +1 is all I have, so here, have it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was your brother in the Dep program at this time?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No he wan't in that. And in this picture he was just a couple of days out from leaving for Germany where he is stationed at I don believe

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh, I was just curious because that's the shirt almost every recruiter gives out. So I see a lot of recruits wearing them pre-basic.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sortof packed all of his clothes away and moved into his room while he was at basic, so he had a limited amount of clothing options :P

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that pic taken in Books a Million in Abilene, TX?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, it's in Bristol, VA! Close......ish

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey there, sorry about that, but I didn't know. You still look like a keeper to me, even if it was meant differently! :)

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Haha it is totally fine! I am flattered :P

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hey, FYI, if you change the /a/ link to part 1 at the bottom of this post to /gallery/ it will lead where people can vote and comment on it!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the hint, I changed it!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely a Books-A-Million. As a BAM employee, I fucking love it when customers play in those masks. :D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another reminder how lonely I am

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Yeah...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

another reminder of how underappreciated you are (:

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*loneliness intensifies*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

N64's wife is a crip.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So yeah.... I'd rather be lonely that date someone who live the thuglyfe. Shit, niggaz got guns.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember kids, valentines isn't the only day to feel depressed about your love life

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Thanks.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep... such a lonely life

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ditto.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heh... Well, I am alone by choice! Not my choice, but I feel that is beside point...

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only you can do something about it. Either pity yourself or go out and meet people

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yea

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like a shit ton of other dudes, i know you feeling. But we have to keep the hope that one day we will fine the "one" who beat us onMarioKart

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

They have to make sure you don't forget. Satan's a pretty harsh boss, y'know.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fixed: another reminder how lonely we are.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1008 people are lonely together....separately.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2500 now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But now i have beer so i'm better off, but yes that is generally how this site works

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just got dumped... i'll be lonely with ya!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Need a drunken person's help that can speak sense then PM me. Hope all gets better for you though :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:( know that feeling tho

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeeeess

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

brotherhood of feels , let us feel together

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Y'all all need to go to Camp Imgur and pair up and have great sex for the rest of your lives!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yeah live clear across the country and my pay aint too great

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm paired up, met my goofy SO online, & I'm probably old enough to be your grandmother. BUT THERE'S LOTS OF WOMENS OUT THERE!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Another reminder about how people will always put this comment at the top on these posts.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Logged in to upvote so as to give you 1337 points. First ever imgur comment, enjoy responsibly.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll enjoy it more than my current beer

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another reminder of how annoying these kinds of people can be

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

same here. And I'm married! FML.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One sided marriage here and ever so lonely

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's dozens of us, DOZENS!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#foreveralone

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm with you. Just another depressed pathetic 26 year old janitor working in Arizona reflecting on how he has wasted his life.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh wow. I'm actually from AZ. What part are you at?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somewhere between "wasteland" and "endless despair" perpetually sweeping up dust.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually prefer that to my current situation...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What can be worse than being a dust sweeper?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel that brotha

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quit reminding us of our solitude while we are attempting to block it out with other people's joy.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Other people's joy or alcohol?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joy. Alcohol is a cheat to true imagination and feeling.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The feeling of alcohol is the normal joy you should normally feel" don't remember where i saw that

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't disagree. But I think that joy should be found without alcohol.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pull back on the tears man, I'm alone but it's no use broadcasting. Gotta make something beautiful out of yourself. That's what I'm trying.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You and me both. And I have a damn boyfriend. :(

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Uhm... newsflash, you're not lonely.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Need to talk and vent to a third party always here :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

oh where to begin.... ;)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted Mar 23, 2015 1:25 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Really only like to help :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amen to that, I had my roommate and five other friends ranging from very close to somewhat distant all get engaged or married this week

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I'm just sitting here watching netflix and eat mac and cheese

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And when was the last time you could say you were close to another person?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meh, five years. That's just since a relationship, 20 if your referring to what I think your referring, actually almost 21.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just someone who you actually trusted and cared about. Doesn't have to be a relationship. But holy hell...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll give you a hint I was born in 94, but only had one serious relationship. That was 5 years ago. Just haven't found the right one yet.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No worries, it gets better with time. You'll meet girls, they'll reject you, then depression comes. Oh joy, oh joy. snap ;(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but it's a friendly reminder so we've got that going for us which is nice

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was totally going to say the same thing *sobs into Mac n cheese

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grab a beer too friend. It may help some. If not I will be here for ya

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

had to login to upvote this shit

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well then thank you for your time

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A great deal of us are unfortunately, not too sure how to start talking to people on Imgur though

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step 1. find someone of same interest, Step 3. Friendship

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An excellent formula

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really though, I enjoy hearing other people out :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Apr 14, 2015 5:16 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Prove. Really I just want to zoom in on the picture and try to read the titles.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in a relationship and I still feel lonely. This made it worse. Don't feel bad it could be worse!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Need to talk, I will listen :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Are you actually serious? You are telling someone who has no one that you have someone but it's worse for you?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea. When your emotions are involved and you are fully into it & care for this person, & you get nothing back it hurts worse.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your only going to get more lonely and dumber hanging out on this site.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why i have beer too :D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That just makes your situation that much more sad.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm a computer tech i need freedom of my worries and feelings sometimes

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is something better for that then booze

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it better to be alone and not hove this or to be with someone and not have this?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm what could be better, having nothing, or having a bit of something. Tough question really..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its like having just enough water to do nothing. Youre still going to die but it will take longer.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly I don't think it is that way. You don't know how it feels to be alone. Anything is better than that. Or is she abusive?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is. But its kind of a rock and a hard place position

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"A hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore.Seems I'm not alone at being alone. A hundred billion casatways looking for a home" -Sting

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know how that feels, but just keep trying to meet new people, try to talk to people here! I just started chatting with people here 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And there's a ton of friendly people to talk to if you just take a bit of time to try :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I do that when i'm drinking by myself. I just really suck with people. I'll keep going with it though thanks

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know how that is too lol, I've always had to work at finding people I feel comfortable with, toss a message my way if you ever feel bored.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey you too, thanks. Always open to talk to people if they need help or like you said just bored

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/t3HOQ4r right there with you

11 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 1

Yup.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want to love all of you!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Dont lie to yourself

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We should start a lonely people's club on imgur....

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dude that is imgur

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No, I mean getting lonely people together in real life so were less lonely... :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted May 5, 2015 12:22 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Need any help just message me friend

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Protip: Masturbate until you cry and then cry until you fall asleep. Rinse and repeat.

11 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 0

There's no bad feelings in sleep, only dreams...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rinse thoroughly.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Confessionbear: Sometimes I don't rinse before I repeat

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

What does sometimes mean?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooh

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lucky if I rinse before eating.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm wide awake after I masturbate so just end up staring at the ceiling full of self loathing and needing a snack

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This one

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for self loathing

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't forget to use the tears as lube

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This won't work...I'm too empty to cry

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean personally, if it is one of those days i just grab some beers and slowly pass into a drunken sleep. Works for me

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

samesies

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Been there done that

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am there, doing that

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or go jogging...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Should I masturbate while jogging?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sure, just do more something active. Endorphins are really nice after exercise, plus jerking the turkey bacon will add some more.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Let us know how that works out for you. In fact... post Vids.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You spelled lovely wrong :)

11 years ago | Likes 528 Dislikes 12

You smooth motherfucker.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

D'aww! Now do me!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was at that moment, they knew they were meant for each other

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You. I like you.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Awwwwww

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aww

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Awww

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smooth.

11 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 2

You made my day. +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice so thats how people keep these sad fucks coming back to this god forsaken site.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Y u mad bro?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not mad just making an observation. Stop assuming shit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

And I am not or never will be your bro

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Another lovely reminder how lonely I am?

11 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 1

that was the first time i smiled today ........ :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey! That first picture is me! How exhilarating.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Was it? Where was it taken? It looks really familiar.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes! This was in a Books a Million in Bristol VA actually haha

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew it was a BAM. I used to work at one in Biloxi, and I thought it might be that one. We have Keesler right near there.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been to Biloxi! Like that matters, but one of his requests was a station in Mississippi after Germany I think, so maybe Keesler soon!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keesler's great, I've heard a lot of good things about it. Biloxi's a bit dull sometimes, but it's not too bad. Wish I could go to Germany.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm as adorable as these women, why am I single?

11 years ago | Likes 525 Dislikes 21

If youre a dude... that kinda explains it. If youre a lady... I got nothing, except: keep cut-ing. <3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why hello. *waggles eyebrows seductively*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How you doin?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because some of us dudes aren't very smart. Me included, sorry we have the dumb.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was thinking the same thing.... Then I remembered I hardly leave my house

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're cute -- but those glasses aren't a great look for you. Try some larger plastic frames?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, I just got some... haha thank you

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you are concieted

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well goodness, I appreciate the sweet words and the advice. I wasn't expecting this.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You just haven't met me yet. ;)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Well how do you do?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because you care too much that you're single. No but really, dating isn't one sided. Want to date? Ask people out, tis a start

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do stuff like this etc for my current bf. But similar treatment isn't given back XD he says it makes him feel like he "owes" me.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He shouldn't feel like that but it should happen naturally between you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once dated a guy and it always felt like I was keeping score. Key word DATED. The right one will do for you and vice versa, just because

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't sound like a good relationship.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eeeh idk he does other things like spends time with me and watches shows etc tells me he loves me etc but idk he is introverted as well

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if it was my choice you wouldn't be :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we can be your collective internet boyfriend if you want?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How exactly would that work?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We say nice stuff to you, and give you pictures of cats?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I like that! Continue

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your username has a nice flowing 'syllable-to-syllable' flow.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and the cat part too:

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take you out and either I can let everyone know why you're single or we'll live happily ever after

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you made the first move? If not, you should try it, most of the geekier dudes are way too fuckin shy to ask you out.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tend to make the first move

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Apr 5, 2015 9:10 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry sweetie, I just now got on my laptop and saw your message.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm, first, how old are you? I know, I might sound kinda creepy asking, but I'm trying to solve your problem here.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 23 darling. I have had many boyfriends and lovers over the years but my last relationship was about a year ago.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you date within your age bracket, under 25? Cuz a lot of us guys have NO IDEA what we're looking for, or who we are, we're just horny.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but do you have a NES and boobs? If so you can move in next Wednesday.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 1

I think you might be confusing cause and effect.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN LET ME SEE

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That a good reason to not be single ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Move to Australia, and you won't have to be...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok if you think so.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, considering how beautiful you are I'm guessing you won't be for long.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

cause your male

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prepare the inbox!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm ugly and have no social skills, why have I never even talked to a girl .... oh right.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obligatory "Because you haven't talked to me yet ;)"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same with most people

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because you're in Texas, unfortunately.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is unfortunate

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drive straight north a few states to minnesota

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta be honest: with those eyes, I wonder too! But in seriousness, be yourself, hang around people who think like you, and you'll find love

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you sugar, I'm going to try to do those things

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, you're in Texas? I'm in Texas too. You in Houston?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dallas

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boo (I'm from Philly)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

damn...oh well... my sister and her husband live up there.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well maybe you should visit them

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm actually going up there this weekend for my niece and nephews birthday party. and later in May I'm going to DCC

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well if you're looking for a tall skinny nerd badass then look no further. If you're looking for something else then continue the search.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that would be acceptable

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which one? I'm also clueless sometimes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe there hasn't been anyone awesome enough to be with you yet?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't have many demands...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

aw :-( I feel the same. I'm a low-maintenance dude who just wants to do whatever to make a girl happy but no one seems to care.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly! I just want to make someone happy and have fun

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, you have quite a selection of us here in Texas.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh? And where in Texas are you?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm in the Fort Worth area, how about you?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in Arlington actually

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe because your in texas, and im in cali. distance is a pain in the ass :p

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Distance does suck

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't listen to him, you are in the most glorious country in the world.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you mean Texas, then yes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where else would I be talking about. Just read what I have in that about me thingy and you will further see how glorious Texas is.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You probably have standards.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They aren't too high....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then may I present my selfie for your consideration! http://gasbanditry.com/images/selfie.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't take that seriously, that expression... wow

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are the googly eyes of a hopeless romantic. Or a meth addict. Potayto, potahto.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

your standards are too high

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Helllooooo

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Judging by #1, I'd say "needs more squirrel mask". Especially given the username.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will fix that presently

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Cause you're so adorable that no one thinks they can live up to your standards!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dammit. I'm terrible with compliments apparently.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because obviously we havent met before ;)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just keep looking, you'll find someone who wants to be with you. Send a message if you ever feel like chatting, it can help when you're down

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well thank you, I appreciate it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anytime :) I know how tough it can be not having someone around, making new friends is a great way to fight those feelings

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is very true.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly, so like I said, give a shout whenever, I'm not always online, but I'l around most days

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what if you're a terrible person

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What would make you think that though?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

nothing, just you know.. what if? we're all terrible. I'm probably terrible. I have a friend who is not terrible but she's a bit out there

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I'm more out there than terrible

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Then you need to find someone who is just as terrible as you and you can be terrible together.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Two wrongs don't make a right... Though, three lefts make a right. So, find a guy who makes two lefts and you make one? Idk

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's true. i know a terrible girl who has a terrible boyfriend who accidentally stabbed someone on the bus. they're happy as heck.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think that it's because you're actually seven squirrels in a human suit. YOUR USERNAME BETRAYS YOU, FURRY FIEND!

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Well crap.... I thought I was being sneaky

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*gasps* I think I've caught....the ugly!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/Az4LAG4 *Whistles* Well that's definitely not the case.

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 8

*blushes* well thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

lol o u stalker lol

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I call it fact checking.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Am I though?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

How you doing?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

too much make ups.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I wear hardly any really

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as long as you spend more time eating food than preparing it, then you and I can get along :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well we're going to need proof....or...screw it I just want an awesome girlfriend

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Proof is above. I seriously have done so many things like this...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Proof seen....So...wanna be apart of my diabolical plans?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can cook too you'd be a top prize.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Mom and Grandmother are chefs

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, lets be single together and very far away from each other.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

^my life

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'all all need to go to Camp Imgur & pair up & have great sex for the rest of your lives! You've got to get out from behind your computer!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yea right find love in a group of socially retarded shut ins? Fuck that shit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If I could go to Camp Imgur I would but a lack of funds and a possible internship stop me.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Go to MeetUps or somewhere else. The lonely women are waiting for you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe add some nudes to your adorablesnes, us guys likes nudes!

11 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 28

I would prefer someone like me who comes on this site and makes fun of the lonely lazy jackasses who piss and moan about being lonely.1/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

When they could easily get off their ass and go outside and find someone.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Fuck you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nudes right away? I thought I was supposed to play hard to get.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Well, you can keep playing your games if you want. It doesn't seem to be working, though?

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

EXACTLY

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Darling, I've played every sort of game to try to find someone

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

yes but does that include said nudes?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about try not playing games and just being yourself. It might work.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Have you tried Scrabble?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

For gods sake don't take advice from these assholes. Step.1 leave your house stop wasting time on here. No need for a step 2.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

*tips my fedora back*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do leave my house quite frequently. Thanks sugar

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still your not going to get any type of good advice from the typical imgur user.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I find it a bit hard to believe that a girl has problems finding a boyfriend.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prepareyourinbox.pps

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I can fix that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because you're not living near me ;D

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smooth...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably because you're comparing yourself to other people instead of being yourself. Being a Manic Pixie Dream Girl isn't the secret. The

11 years ago | Likes 247 Dislikes 11

That and If most people would stop wasting time on this site when they are more than capable of going out and meeting people they 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

wouldn't be sitting at home pissing and moaning about being lonely.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

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11 years ago (deleted Mar 25, 2015 8:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yea but it dumbs you down and makes you as dumb as a bag of dicks in the process

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted Mar 23, 2015 12:08 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

And next thing you know your having stupid kids and making the world worse then it already is.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

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11 years ago (deleted Mar 25, 2015 8:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I blame shit like doge.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted Mar 23, 2015 4:42 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

secret is being yourself, and not letting yourself be afraid of how other people might judge you. Which is fucking hard.

11 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 4

Yup, you always want to find someone who likes you for you.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Your user name makes me think this is advice for self destruction even though I know its good advice.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

what is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

how tall r u?

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 6

5' 5", why?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I'm a 5'5" guy soooooo wassup

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

just asking, but turns out ppl think im referencing something, which i am not (see replies under my previous comment)

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh okay, well I've dated men of all heights

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

iunderstoodthatreference.wmv

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

lol that wasn't my intention at all

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

happy accident yes

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what reference? seriously enlighten me

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

since tinder is for mostly hook ups, and height tends to be a turn-on for girls, so i can understand. its a cruel world out there.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because we haven't met yet. Oh I am sorry. That is awfully rude and forward of me. That's a bad pleaseseemeafterclass. You stop it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not at all

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well then

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a newly single guy, hey gurl.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hows it going?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Other than being entirely too late replying, pretty good I guess. You?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk, I like all of these adorable things, but no one I know is like that.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly I enjoy doing all those things

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You'll did someone, unlike me, alone in NZ, a country with a smaller population tht a few of your American cities.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such a pretty country though and all those LOTR tourists

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty, but boring

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0