Tempting, but I'm trying to cut back.
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156
Seeking inspiration
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285
Romance is a river of slime.
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99
Samus is pouting.
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1039
I'd toss her salad and scramble her eggs.
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263
Frozen fountain near my office in KC
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215
I missed Puppy Day!","de
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GOURDAL KOMBAT!!!
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I hear this movie is a real stinker.
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140
The Brazen Giraffe
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I see this ending badly.
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My dog sits weird: the next chapter
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My company last night
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83
Dysentery here I come!
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2248
I asked Siri to "remind me to give Lucy her pill every day"
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83
MRW my wife brings a bottle of Clorox to the bedroom
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208
My 5 y/o daughter's OC
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105
If you drink the drink, invariably you will have to....
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0
142
My weird dog.
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10
23
Dataman-circa 1977
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93
And then there were four.
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117
Mother Nature? Meet Founding Father.
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1075
I was in Vegas, but I ran into Knoxville.
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Someone tell your mom that # 9157 B stole her brand.
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285
My wife's system of prioritization is truly a modern marvel.
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299
Two down. Two to go.
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74
1989 called...it wants its AWESOME back
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Extra Crispy INDEED.
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66
Douchebag CAUTION
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55
I am now a credited audiobook narrator!
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59154
Almost done-atello. Update #3.
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85
I manage a theater and found this under the seats. I'll mail it back...along with my minor changes.
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86
Septaquintaquincique...oh whatever.
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54
Remember how Boaty got his name? Let's do that with my kid.
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My glorious dogger sits weird
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4120
Nasty heat shield from disassembled theater popper vaguely resembles Millennium Falcon.
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215
Don't say I didn't warn ya
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Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.
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473
The house that upvotes built.
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71
Let the FIT shaming commence
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268
All hail my HypnoDog?
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102
MY DOG IS MAJESTIC AF
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Update #3
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4
Submitted for your consideration
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Free copy of my Dad's most recent ebook
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153
Right or wrong, this is my parenting.
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1058
Help me dispense justice.
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13
Thanks Obama.
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166
Want to see a picture of me and Cary Elwes?
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157
Sounds like a dark film.
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38
Update: Banana for scale this time
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581
Meanwhile, in Oklahoma...
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There is nothing I can add.
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156
My Gotham City Gourd
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92
Working on a new piece for my house. It'll be a 5'x7' of the first appearance of Wolverine (Hulk 181)
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1
382
LDS Church response to Trump's Muslim ban
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159
Happy Harleyween, imgur!
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201
My real-life creepy pasta
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