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IAmTheOneWhoKnocksCoral
"Maybe it's the lack of clean linens." I lol'ed
WallpaperProblems
I should be asking Pornhub my Exam questions, good to know
hurdleturtle13
ProfessorSex88: "No I can't ask a question like that on pornhub... unless I have a cool and relevant transition!"
lexifornow
Lumbridge and Varrock as in runescape?
jherazob
#15 has a point
sarcasticallyJustified
Looks like the pornhub is after all part of the Imgur community, Just like Imgur Pornhub is a great source for random wisdom from strangers
nafun
Start your 401k early. You'll never be able to retire, but when you lose your job during the next financial crisis you can spend it.
WoodenSpork
#15 is for Ted Cruz
ImProbablyJoking
It's almost as if normal people with normal everyday lives also enjoy porn.
CaramelRhapsody
I've just become a PH member! Thanks, IMGUR!!
HeWhoLovesHyenas
Alright, olive oil in the pasta is bullshit. Pinch of salt per liter and stir, that's it
HeWhoLovesHyenas
Boiling water btw*
VSM2718
Wrong answer to the math question. Damn I guess I can't keep watching porn instead of stack exchange for homework ...
GreedyJungle
I prefer the pornhub community over the imgur community
WhiteRosie
#6 does anyone else really want to see the "gorgeous nightstand" or is it just me?
TheTankistDuckson
Ive been told pornhub has one of the best communities on the internet.
KingdomSlum
#5 is the best
ZorkFox
I was mildly amused until the very last one, whereupon I laughed aloud at 2:12 AM. Take your damn up-vote. :)
ImgurModeratorsAreFuckingAssholes
At one point they had the whole Shrek movie up
youngmountaingoat
Just me that gets bored with porn? Endless BJ, bit of shagging, then the geezer plasters her face with the old spunky trumpet. zzzzzzz
WrongUn
That's when you kick it up. Personally I can't get off unless there's 10 granny's, 5 donkeys, 2 midgets and a baseball bat!
youngmountaingoat
I'm allergic to donkeys.
DavidCisme
1/2 The universal basic income is one we've been talking about @ work the last few weeks. Considering all the articles about automation
DavidCisme
2/2 lately that when asked what will happen with the misplaced workers just say "the jobs haven't been created yet", lazy writers.
minant
Because the people who could be coming up with solutions for this are instead giving themselves tax breaks and screwing the poor.
DavidCisme
1/2 So what else is new? Most political parties do this for their mates, the problem is, 39.3% of income for the Australian government
DavidCisme
2/2 is from income tax, before you get rid of people, how about coming up with a solution to replace those lost taxes, the useless muppets.
AnUninvitedGuest
DoughSlayer
Never understood the color of the arrow (not the first one i've seen)
sixfingers84
YouTube comments section = huffing ether out of a carnival barker's ass, but this was like sipping hot cocoa from a kitten mug at grandma's
theReverunderwear
you deserve a lot more fake internet points than you got for this comment.
Imadeanaccounttofavandforget
#3 is bullshit, no way they would "only" have thin mints left, it's their most popular cookie.
WhenTheBufferDropsAcid
You mean people lie on the internet? Shocking! I will have to tell this to my wife, the supermodel astrophysicist
fierybrowniechick
Porn Hub comments are fucking gold.
WallpaperProblems
Sorry but I don't fuck Gold
tg2222222
You're missing out
LiangZou
jherazob
Vegankakke
filmusic42
Does anyone have a name? She's so pretty.
outan
Here name is Amélie Etasse. She's a french actress. https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Am%C3%A9lie_Etasse
Myketchupismayonnaise
What kinda lasagna has noodles in them!?
Rantaf
Murican lasagna. I guess.
666666666666666666
I use noodles as a generic term for pasta. Lasagna, spaghetti, penne, etc are all noodles
Myketchupismayonnaise
Ya know, the flying spaghetti monster makes more sense that way. If his "noodly appendages" were lasagna plates, he'd fly much easier
Rantaf
But it's not a noodle. You're using the wrong word. If you called all flying machines planes, a helicopter would still be mislabeled.
666666666666666666
"Noodles are made from unleavened dough which is stretched, extruded, or rolled flat and cut into a variety of shapes" - Wikipedia.
Rantaf
So a penne is a noodle?
grandmastonguekiss
What a great community! Supportive people, no need for face profiles, no pets, no sharing of your kids pics, and not a vegan in sight.
icecreamlorry
Vegans love pornhub. Human is the only flesh you can get consent for before putting it in your mouth :P
Makimakithefirst
Well then again sharing kid pics on a porn site might be.......no, it definitly is wrong
Calistact
And they also answer your question without referring you to Google!
jFvjd
Everyone feels calmer after a wank
IdeaOfLove
Yet more undeserved vegan hate. Sad.
Gingitsune
There's no such thing as "undeserved vegan hate".
IdeaOfLove
K.
inmat
I wonder how much of the pornhub community actually responds like the images above.
Ansatsunin
You'd be surprised. Every so now and then you happen upon some real gold randomly while there.
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Ansatsunin
Sorry, I deleted my "oops I hit enter" comment :P
ILiekToCookAndBake
Cuz they don't eat meat.
FoxGodRecords
I expected it and I was not disappointed. Thank you random Internet stranger!
Pinkmansbitch
They beat it
9gagwatermarkistobekilled
*beet
muffinmurderer
Dont put olive oil in the water used to boil pasta
Goldstein1984
oscarge
Why not? :o
IICIWH
Because thats what the bourgeoisie wants you to do. Also the sauce won't stick as good to the noodles.
oscarge
I see! Thanks broseph
lauraInternetJunkie
And who the fuck boils lasagna pastas. You put it uncooked in the sauce and it cooks in the oven in about 25min.
IsACouchASeat
No lasagna expert, but directions said to boil them first. Enough to soften the noodles.
youngmountaingoat
Taking cooking advice from pornhub feels like eating the peanuts off the bar in a strip club. Yuk.
Vybors
He says 'lasagne', but is talking about noodles? I think not.
lauraInternetJunkie
Maybe he doesn't know the word for it. I was surprised the first time I learned Americans use the world pasta.
WrongUn
Yeh I didn't get that. If you're using noodles to make lasagne, you're gonna have a bad time.
UrKungFuNoGood
you fucking heathen. that shit is nasty. and it only works on certain noodles that are made for that. normal ones need boiled first
lauraInternetJunkie
Lasagna pasta are literally made for that. That's how you do lasagna. Also cannelloni for example. Like if the fuck are you going to handle
UrKungFuNoGood
rinse them in cold water Einstein. They are not all made for that. You have simply only read the instructions on ones that were.
lauraInternetJunkie
I'm from France and I've cooked a fuckton of lasagnas in my life as my family is Italian and it's one of ouf favorite dish. I have never see
UrKungFuNoGood
and even then, those STILL suck. Literally. Do you even science? Where do you think the moisture comes from for the noodles? Your sauce/meat
UrKungFuNoGood
and cheese. You do lasagna with those noodles you're just making a chewy dry layer cake. Make a real lasagna some time. You'll never go back
lauraInternetJunkie
So I watched some videos and I've come to the conclusion that pre boiling 4-5min your lasagna pastas is an American thing. Never seen that
lauraInternetJunkie
Boiled pastas to put on layers? Plus you're supposed to cook everything together in the oven afterwards, are just gonna cook your pastas
lauraInternetJunkie
Twice so it's all mushy ? Or you just don't cook it together so it's tasteless, not grilled on the top and just basically lack structure
WowSoOriginal
Just did this with my last Lasagna, wish I had at least the noodles sit in some water for 5 min before, turned out a bit dry for my liking.
WrongUn
How long did you cook it for?
WowSoOriginal
20-25 min, cant remember exactly, i think it's easier to just cook the noodles before hand
lauraInternetJunkie
IMO it sound more like you need more sauce or your sauce being more liquid. The pasta need to boil like it would in water so it really for
lauraInternetJunkie
Have to be soaked in it. It's easy when it's tomato sauce as it's very watery but other sauces can be tricky.
IAmGodot
#1 is incomplete advice. 401Ks are employer sponsored. At 18, he's probably still in school. He should be looking at IRAs and Roth IRAs.
FadingShadow86
Roth IRA's are the way to go
imhoots
Don't forget 401k's aren't the only thing - 403b's exist, too.
DidItForScience
I assumed he got a good job right out of high school.
skribs
There are multiple types of 401k, some are pre-tax and some are post-tax, and you don't have to have an employer sponsor it.
IAmGodot
There are traditional (pre-tax) and Roth (post-tax) but 401Ks by definition (and by rule) are employer sponsored.
IcedMyself
I have a simple IRA (I work for a small company)
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
You should create a Pornhub account to correct all this wrong advice. It's basically your civic duty.
WhyAmIForcedToHaveFun
**should use your already existing account **
ItsUncleSam
Who the fuck is this Roth guy and why is he using my money to support a united Ireland?
slipbreen
Its Gerry Adams code name. shhh nobody can know
Omnichromic
I was considering setting up a mutual index fund, but I've hear a lot about IRAs, how are the two different? Yes I'm too lazy to research
WillCorrectInaccuraciesForFood
IRAs are taxed differently and there are rules about withdrawing from them before certain age. Funds are just investments, taxed on earnings
URmomsgrundle
The roth IRA (or traditional IRA or any other retirement account) is your wallet. You can put different things inside for example an index
URmomsgrundle
mutual fund, stocks, ETFs, etc. IRA= an account, Index mutual fund= one investment choice inside that account
slipbreen
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2009/mar/10/real-ira-continuity
ass3457
Whats ur opinion on index mutuals?
csp256
Bullish on VTSAX
LinksysIsDown
Then the index fund. This usually doesn't happen, making indexes usually preferable. I like index ETFs over funds, but that's subjective2/2
LinksysIsDown
Look at the alpha on active mutual funds if it is greater than the expense ratio of the active managed mutual fund than it is better 1/2
Uuudd
Agreed, roth IRAs, get one, max it. If you have a roth 401k max it to your employers contribution limit, then put the remaining limit to ira
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Uuudd
There is a contribution limit... you prioritize the one that gives you match (free money) then the one you control not tied to your employer
Uuudd
I wasnt going to get into the weeds of actual contribution limits between ages, 401o, roth 401k, or ira roll over techniques/income limits
IAmGodot
There are times when you should't be maxing out both. That's where a solid financial plan goes. What if you want to buy a car or house?
IAmGodot
That's where contributing to other forms of savings and investments comes into play.
christoyeSBG
Up the RA
PaddyOLatern
OH AH Up the RA
HalfManHalfGin
chucky ar lar
DadddyWarlord
Here he goes...
DreamsofThunder
So if no matching contributions from an employer, how much percent of income should get invested? I get that Roth is generally better.
blankunderscore
Honestly as much as you can is the right answer. Practically 10-15% which should be incremented over time
WillCorrectInaccuraciesForFood
Depends what you can afford.
IAmGodot
Depends on income, age, other savings, and other expenses. Financial planning should never be generic. The basic "rule of thumb" is 12-15%.
Gaelwyn
If there are matching contributions, at least the amount that is being matched. Assuming they can cover their expenses either the rest.
imhoots
Agreed - best advice is to take advantage of every matching dollar you can. It's "Free money". And do it as soon as you can.
Lusciousninja1
Not all 401ks are empoler sponcered. You can get one even if your company doesnt offer one. I do thinks there is an age min though of 21.
IAmGodot
There is a one-participant 401k option (aka solo 401k) but it's reserved for the self-employed. It is also, generally, not your best option.
imhoots
There are 403b's too.
IAmGodot
Yes, but those are only available for teachers and non-for-profits.
imhoots
Exactly! 401Ks are not universal is my point.
bigeasy44
Also, you can borrow from one and any interest you pay is essentially paying yourself
IAmGodot
While true, it carries it's own risk and you lose out on potential investment growth. It's a decision that shouldn't be made lightly.
dargonlrod
IRA? Irish Republican Army? Aren't they the guys who bombed Manchester?\
TheHolyAntichrist
Irish Republican Army did back in 1900's I believe. Which was due to tensions between Ireland and Britain, most likely retaliation to 1/2
TheHolyAntichrist
"Bloody Friday" but the recent one was terrorists. I think middle Eastern decent, not too certain I rarely watch the news
HalfManHalfGin
Yeah. Not the recent one, though. That was the other guys with the funny accents.
calcifear
In case you're not just trolling: Individual Retirement Account
IAmGodot
And #2 is false. Olive oil in the water doesn't prevent pasta noodles from sticking.
PossiblyJonSnow
Yeah, the olive oil helps the water not boil over.
WilliamKeith
Poorly informed advice from PornHub commenters? Are there no experts left in the world?
escalinci
Often they're not supposed to be boiled at all, you just put them straight in the oven. Not always clearly marked as pre or part cooked.
404GravitassNotFound
It's supposed to be good at reducing lasagna sheets sticking but it doesn't help much
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Never said in the water. Regardless, it prevents the sauce from properly adhering to the pasta, so no oil.
Rocketrickster
So true!
Pootisborn
Stirring is what prevents sticking.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Alton brown proved it false. Good Eats is the best show.
SparklingCockWaffle
Am I the only one that doesn't cook lasagna noodles first? I soak them warm water for a few minutes then build the lasagna and bake 1
SparklingCockWaffle
It. And they come out fine every time2
FrankPerkele
I always put some olive oil in the water when making sphagetti, prevents them from sticking
votress
its just your stirring that stops them from sticking, i put nothing in my water and pasta never sticks
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
Ditto, I stir it up a bit to make sure they get coated before I dump the water. Works every time!
fistermatic5000
If you don't overcook it , it won't stick.
Nostradamuswaswrong
That just keeps the sauce from getting a good coating on the pasta.
IAmGodot
You say that but oil floats, literally doing nothing to help the pasta when cooking. It's an old wive's tale like "searing seals in juices"
FrankPerkele
Of course I stir them to get them soaked in oil, literally does help.
THExPILLOx
It really doesnt. Next time you make noodles skip the oil and do the same amount of stirring and you won't notice a difference. But I feel
techley
Partially true. While it never emulsifies, the rolling boil circulates the oil and coats the pasta. Still not good though, as it then
techley
Prevents sauce from sticking to the pasta. Best way to get pasta not to stick is to use a big pot with more water and stir occasionally
sheapet
This...people seem to forget water is denser than oil
asdfghvcf
Water is more dense than olive oil. Hence water 'sinks'
superfunnel
But but but... Gordan Ramsey does it
IAmGodot
But Alton Brown doesn't.
xDownSetx
But does Gordon Freeman do it? He's a scientist
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
Gordon Ramsay probably reserves oily water while draining to thin his sauces.
Imjustheretodrinkandcomment
I love the Internet
oxytocinempathycircuit
WE LOVE YOU TOO
WallpaperProblems
I love the Republic
otherotherbarry
I love Democracy
YodasLeftEar
i am the senate!
DisguisedLizardThing
Pretty bold statement for an ear
SkeltonCensusOfficer
Empire all the way motherfuckers.
LoTRFanatic42
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS
Skuldi
It's treason, then.
igotopornhubforthecomments
I love pornhub
TheMightyCock
And I love sex! But I've been wondering about Earth's space agencies over the next 100 years
IProvideFakeContext
Did you hear that @pornhub? This guy loves you. I do too.
pornhub
me too!
plastikb0y
Are you actually a Pornhub employee, may i ask?