MrDrProfessorChemE
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My ex-girlfriend asked me to "hang out" while my girlfriend is visiting her family back home.
FP Edit: Oh my word this is amazing! I can't even believe this!
Send pictures of Cats.
squeeshypanda
Baha my ex asked me to catch up while he's back in town and I'm in a long-distance relationship. This was also my response
ZeVe4
Same shit just happened to me
punkrawkmonkey
No offense but why the fuck are still talking to her?
SerialChillinSpree
Ya, but how much are you thinking about it?
RJ444
Never put yourself in a situation that you can be tempted.
labtob
who cares
missrumsoakedkiss
Have to give the ex props. She tried. But good on you for saying no.
cordroy
Not usual imgur. Usually, slipped, fell, dick in crazy, confession bear, sad.
thatwasforthaneyousob
Smasho1998
kermie92
I'd be perfectly content if my ex and I never crossed paths again.
sightblind
A GIF has never been more appropriately used
DeadPhish21
*as General Ackbar* "IT'S A TRAAAPPP!!"
StinyZ
*Admiral
justanotherfakeslimshady
MightyShoePrint
I'm so glad I have a healthy relationship with my ex. We ended on good terms and are still close. No animosity whatsoever.
StinyZ
Classic Crazy. Well done, sir.
Shmewkey
I fucking love Sam Rockwell
StinyZ
He's superb.
SenorBates
is talking to your ex normal? I haven't talked to my ex in ages
NeverGonnaGrowUp
Just one question, though. How did your ex know that your current girlfriend was out of town?
BeastBalls
This happened to me recently too and I was like, em did u just forget about ruining my life?
stevetehpirate
Classic Emily.
fantanaranja
Using a gif from Wolf of Wall Street kinda implies something else....like u said yes
KLUSTENATOR
Absolutely not fucking
IdeaOfLove
Beat me to it :(
KLUSTENATOR
More like, "beat meat to it!" Am I right? No....? :(
stoneweaver
When my bf and I started to date (a long before we were oficially together), 3 months after, he "hung out" with his ex and they made out 1/?
stoneweaver
He told me about this when we had been together for 1 year and said he didn't told me before because "he forgot". I was so angry, dude.
stoneweaver
But forgiveness is the key and we've been together for 2 years. I love him and since our relationship has evolved so much, I..
stoneweaver
Trust him with all my heart. 4/4
iusedtokickfootballs
as a man who just got broken up with last night. good choice. stay away.
stevetehpirate
As a result of putting your dick in crazy?
iusedtokickfootballs
She was a good mix of crazy and amazing. But it is what it is and that's what it is lol
stevetehpirate
Oh I was wondering if the breakup was a result of sexytimes with crazy...
iusedtokickfootballs
oh ha. no she just tole me she didnt feel it as much as i did.
Shmewkey
AnApologeticCanadian
He looks so proud.
thathyperguy
That's good as you have to spend time with your wife as well
PugnaciousPugs
I was mid yawn and choked on air trying to laugh at your comment. +1
TimothyHay
And her boyfriend
UpsetFace
Cuck lyfe, and loving it
DoctorTurkTurkleton
Things are getting weird with Pete
BoredAfro
thatreference.jpg +1
combatwombat0
And his boyfriend.
FlatDiLoki
And his boyfriend baby's mama
valormorghulis
Smart man.
racl101
Ironically Jordan Belfort would've said "Hell Yeah!!" and he would've brought the coke and probably a hooker along for good measure!
kr18
wicked smaht
ArtOzz
I would go with "Good man" but yeah.
HLCpunk
This.
northwestroots
http://imgur.com/SMMRag1
SectionS3V3N
Fucking smarter then 3/4 of us
KnightGalavant
Well...technically he not fucking smarter
becksterooney
Especially those who use 'then' instead of 'than'...
SectionS3V3N
Took me 3 years to realize he used an ellipsis improperly
Garfieldlover69
austnads
Smarter than 5/7 of us
HisNameIsDan
A perfect score!
ThatsWhatSheSed
thon*
Irishitup
That depends on what she looks like...and what his current one looks like. I'm very superficial :/
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FuckYourMorality
At least you're honest.
Irishitup
Thanks. It normally works out like this tho, that's the problem with being honest when you're a total asshole.
plzwhateverisokforme
You guys are weird. I still hang out with my ex. That doesn't mean I stuck my dick inside them.
RegularSizedRudeness
You're probably in a cult though, so it does' nt count
wanderingsibyl
Totally depends on the ex.
plzwhateverisokforme
More like totally depends on having the balls to set limit to your current girl.
sasukate
I don't get why everyone is telling you "good job". Like congrats on not cheating on your girlfriend? Idk
Dontrespectmahauthoritah
It's pathetic how a thing like this is worth congratulating someone. It should be obvious not to.
wanderingsibyl
More like congrats for not putting yourself in a precarious situation to begin with.
sasukate
I guess... but why would you? It should be a no brainer.
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sasukate
Hahahaha
ltsDizzyD
Don't talk to your exes people. It never leads to anything good
AllTheOtherNamesWereTaken1234567
My ex was and still is my best friend. Ending relationships doesn't have to be messy, and they don't need to come with long-term baggage.
raidleadergutts
Not everyone has broken up with their SOs on bad terms, and not everyone has a lack of restraint.
dentista320
I wish I did as you said.
stevetehpirate
Yeah. Me too. Now I'm in a serious relationship. There's all kinds of mushy romantic shit too. It's gross.
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stevetehpirate
I'm gonna. I'm an asshole.
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trina1978
If crazy knows when your girlfriend is away I would suggest you're still too attached to crazy.
dickbuttmademedoit
Crazy is crazy tho
Teaspilled
This. Or maybe she doesn't know you have a gf and does just want to hang out bc she misses you. Not a guaranteed crazy but still no.
Isanue
^this
ivFusion
what makes you think shes crazy? aha
trina1978
Because he doesn't want to hang out with her I guess. She's probably a great gal! She's got him good points for his post so she's got that.
BiglyAdamsDidHaveABiglyBeard
Could be Facebook stalking his gf
trina1978
Omg she sounds nuts he should have blocked her!
PFDR95
Or it could be the holidays.
MrDrProfessorChemE
She's back in town for her fall break from college. I never left our hometown for college. She asked me to "hang out" while she's home
trina1978
Okay. Run. And may the Lord have Mercy on your soul.
gradesainteverything
Just get laid while she's there you might not get the chance again and I know I'm
KPopGirlKimi
You're not evil, you're just thirsty as fuck and make bad life decisions.
punkrawkmonkey
How was she able to ask you that? You're obviously not cutting ties
issaidnotnow
I leave no loose ends. It's always best that way in my experience
GreenOnions3
So why is she ex? Hard to react without facts
DeadPoetsSobriety
Your current girlfriend deserves to know that you are still talking to your ex. Having contact proves you're not over her
nebworb
To be fair it sounds as though she contacted him. You can't really control an ex keeping your number.
DeadPoetsSobriety
I've never had an issue with burning a bride. Blocking someone is easy, ignoring them attempting to contact isn't difficult either.
bamblebimble
My phone doesn't allow blocking Idk y I've tried time and time again but to no avail
nebworb
True. Which is seems OP did by posting about it on Imgur instead of responding. Also. YOU BURN YOUR BRIDES?!