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Someone called me back and I had this link in my clipboard. Here goes..
Morning Coffee
FP Edit: Inbox me your kitties.
Fiadh
Yes, the coffee one! Lightweight, wannabe coffee drinkers amuse me.
skippuskippu
HutchTheClutch
Stupid sexy Frosty the Snowman...
daAfricanboy
yar, fuck
daytimedrinkingincoffeecups
lol fightin' lovin' poopin'
shadepiece
The Smokey the Bear one is as dark as obsidian. I'm sad now.
RobertPackerbacker
Literally spit on my phone when the bad banana said fuck you
thejadedcynic
Xenomorph Jesus. That's a new one on me.
XenomorphZZ
I approve.
itsybitsyspider
I'm a Christian. I've been doing it wrong. Oh shit.
MehWasTooShort
#2 I love how he has a picture of himself with a picture of himself and so on
triagepony
Don't know if man with boobs or full sex change. Either way boobs to play with which to play with and be happy! I want mine dammit!
Virgadays
Took estrogen, grew boobs, can confirm they're fun to play with
ThatAnnoyingGuy
Did anyone else read hello children in chefs voice
St3WasHere
Makes it that much better!
hiig
Every time
yummmmm
chirren
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Wish I had a hat-penis. :c
Heath7Bar
'allo cunt
ectopunk
cunt
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
'allo
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I like this version of number 1
73Gur4
"Lost control of ass" damn...
SekiraUbica
I apreciate the fact that the artist actually redrew the second and fourth panels.
SekiraUbica
meant third and fourth.
ButtHurtPowder
These comics are indeed Extra Fabulous. Never fail to entertain. +1
UnintelligentDesign
+1 for FacehuggerJesus.
ShakirasHips
oh dang
keyblader1985
It's true too. You know things are getting intense when you have to take your shirt off while pooping.
dauntlessds
Long division, have to work it out with a pencil!
ShakirasHips
i can't poop with my shirt on. just...no.
aj2004420
liftamind
Wish I could draw half decently so I could make stuff like this.
cazzegiare
Write stuff better than this, and you can get away with drawing less than half as decently -- XKCD guy, probably
skippuskippu
SAME
MacRockatansky
#2 Bruce Jenner's life summed up in 4 panels.
InHarajuku
I don't use curse words myself but that banana one is my favorite thing
DaddyWolf
*removes shirt while upvoting*
GingerHeadMen
Oh dang
TMtrue
Oh dang
GingerHeadMen
Oh dang
imbadatpickinusernames
Oh dang
OtherBarryDylan
Oh dang
GingerHeadMen
Oh dang
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Oh dang
GingerHeadMen
Oh dang
BrontTheGoodBoy
Color-changing collared shirts. All the rage in the rave scene.
xenocyde1224
twerked to deth to the drum part of "in the air tonight" seriously would be the best way to go.
TheGame364
What about snu snu
adamantos
Blood everywhere
keyblader1985
She lost control of ass..
Copperbrat
Oh lord.
gnovice
DA DA, DA DA, DA DA, DA DA, DA DA DA!
Therearetoomanyusernames
Totally agree. If there's any song to die to, that'll be the one.
tertiusarmada
Phil Collins or Morgan Page? I would be fine with either, tbh.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Indeed!
SuckinDemLavaToes
#10 wow what a dick head
FlufflesTheGreat
*facepalms* here, take the upvote...just...just take it...
SuckinDemLavaToes
thanks fluffles
StannisKingofGrammar
The last panel of the Batman one is one of my favourite things in the world
poetese
Mine is tooooo
ruferto
i've wanted to grab someone's head like that and use that exact phrase several times since i've seen that
icantthinkofanythingclevertonamemyself
I always take a dump naked.
pazmateo
Pics or it didn't happen? Wait....
Khyrberos
It does kinda help, sometimes.
Therearetoomanyusernames
So does my 7 y/o. I can't do it. I feel too exposed/vulnerable!
IWannaSeeHowItEnds
There are dozens of us!
prettykitties
Oh dang
Duder87
How many times have I seen that snowman's ass?
twfeline
Enough that you're starting to feel attracted to him.
iamthemachine
I always hear his "hello children" in Chef's voice from South Park..which makes the pale ass very hilarious and my brain confused.
Aksuuuh
Sleep tite is my favourite.
kittyclawz
Bad bananas was mine
FallopianTuba
The poster changing from baseball to a bikini clad woman might be my favorite detail to it
SweetZombiJesus
And the popped collars.
Aksuuuh
Not to mention the drugs, condoms, etc.
wesfree
Everytime I see it I laugh and upvote...everytime!
IupvoteWeedstuff
As a Starbucks employee for 2 years.....#4 was horrifyingly accurate
Yakkay
Correct me if I'm wrong but is there not the same amount of coffee in these drinks just its mixed with something other than just water?
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Fortunately normal person won't care how people drink their coffee.
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IMadeThisAccountForButts
Still it does not affect you and you can just shrug it off.
CuriouslyRecurringTemplatePattern
Several times Starbucks employees have given me free coffee because I always order plain coffee (no room) or black (drive through)
cloudstrife5671
As a non coffee drinker, what's the difference between plain and black?
FuzzyX
Plain would be coffee with milk no sugar. Black lacks the milk.
CuriouslyRecurringTemplatePattern
I meant plain as ordinary. I don't put anything in coffee.
BitchImCanadian
You're my favorite kind of customer.
CuriouslyRecurringTemplatePattern
You're my favorite kind of baristo/a
FaxCelestis
My ex-coworker used to get four shots of espresso in a venti cup and then have them fill the rest up with black coffee. He scares me.
DamnStraightImDanStraight
Wow he sounds like my soul mate.
TittySprinklesAndClitter
That's what I would get for emergencies. The hospital I worked at made that drink more often than not. lol
cerastes
I once accidentally poured shitty espresso into a full sized cup thinking it was regular shitty coffee. Drank it all. Muh heart palpitations
FaxCelestis
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/25/2d/dc/252ddcf908e7cd5bba537bd4418a5c18.jpg
MadiCorax
One shot above the dead eye? Damn son.
Therearetoomanyusernames
I would go into cardiac arrest with that.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Most people would
Therearetoomanyusernames
That's what I thought. It's so unhealthy!
BeefyB
His breath must stink like shite
emceebreadfriend
My friend "loves the new Tassimo latte cups" she bought .... found out she was only using the steamed milk half. BAHAHHAA
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
you know what, I will easily own that my double chocolaty chip isnt coffee, but I also admit that its fucking delicious
andyskeels
"I'll have one of those vanilla bullshit things "
gypsyspot
Larry David!
tupacshomie
16 squirts of caramel syrup please! *breathing heavy*
Flyndaran
I consider coffee similar to chocolate; wonderful as a flavoring, shittastic as a pure food.
JakeasaurusRexx
All I drink is black coffee now days. That or a hammerhead when I need a real kick.
nopolorequired
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=-f_dxLiuXuw
badgerpride
I'm honest. I don't like coffee. Give me mill blended with ice and like 8 pumps of various syrup
MadiCorax
Sooooo a Frappucinno?
badgerpride
no, apparently there is still espresso or coffee in that. I specifically ask for that not to be put in there.
Amythyst
There are several creme-based frappucinnos offered at Starbucks with no coffee in them. I always order a double-chocolate chip frappucinno.
MadiCorax
There's that one, the vanilla bean, the green tea (made with matcha), and we can do a syrup creme fappucinno too.
arcastro
So, like a brown tinted milkshake?
DrDadJokes
how people add anything in their coffee is beyond my comprehension
lawlphailure
ErectoToPerfecto
u name is relevant :D
catewood
ello partner. onward and all that.
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Keysersose
So true.. Can I have a mocha, but please, make it shitty.
Carochat
What kind though, because some iced coffee are just cold coffee with icecubes, I like those in summer but not the sweet milkshake like stuff
QuestionablyHatefulGiraffe
I usually drink iced coffee at work because I can drink it faster.
MemeDumpManiac
It's good when you live in the tropics like me :(
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MemeDumpManiac
Fair enough! Iced black coffee ftw
Wootxor
At my local espresso spot...my kitchen... cappuccino, lattes, and the ocassional cafe macciato that's all you get. Mehby a mocha.
MotherofMrFace
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CleverlyReferencedThing
that's mostly starbucks mentality, people who actually like coffee for it's own sake don't order sugar by the cup, i drink either black 1/2
CleverlyReferencedThing
or a cappuccino/espresso of some sort
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CWonton
I've heard this before...
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CWonton
It either died nothing for me, of hurts my chest. Usually I'll just have a cup before I go to bed
cerastes
Man, I don't know if it'll happen to you, but I lost my tolerance at 23. Can't do six mugs a day like I used to.
MrBlueSkys
I work at a local coffee house. My favorite order so far came from a disheveled probably hung over guy who said, "Just fuck me up, bro."
TerriblePokemon
I had one of those yesterday. Quad shot Americano with an ice cube
notmyfirstchoiceofusername
You haven't slept in a couple days, have you?
IHateThisWholeProcess
I would have 3 or 4 of those a day and sleep like I'm in a coma every night
TerriblePokemon
sleep is for the week
NAHdoh
As in all next week when it wears off...
Mentalink
JUST
TheDorkLordMalcolm
FUCK
Zimblic
UP
TheDorkLordMalcolm
you had one job.
PetahOsiris
What did you give him?
Derwos
Wake up juice.
ReptilianOverlord
The D
MrBlueSkys
4 shots of espresso and a butt load of chocolate and caramel.
DrantonMason
Call it an Aster Blaster
Kenziesrus
That's "my post exam have to make it through work and friends want go out" drink. Got me through sophomore year.
TheRealSatanshandyman
Sounds amazing.
emceebreadfriend
Shameful.... yet delicious !
Kenziesrus
If literally go into the coffee shop and ask the woman how many shots I should get and how well can she smother the taste in caramel.
Kenziesrus
*I'd
thekingofooo
I just broke a blood-oath by logging into imgur, just to upvote this comment
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
But... But you took a blood oath! You sliced open your hands, poured blood in to a cup, and drank from it!
PetahOsiris
10/10 - would fuck someone up.
ThatLemonStealingHorse
And their butthole.
Leijin
you sound awesome :)
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
I used to work at Tim Horton's when I was in high school. Some woman ordered a 6x6 (6 cream, 6 sugar) every single day
trollprozac
She's now 2 feet shorter.
Littlecnasty
"One medium-sized diabetes to go please."
IupvoteWeedstuff
Dear god.....did she make it?
FuzzyX
All that sugar is what she used to fly to work like a hummingbird.
fudgeman
No that's why she went to a coffee shop. They made it for her
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
No clue, I don't live there anymore
radioFREEmadras
I suspect she doesn't live... anymore.
B4C0N22
We have to find her.
IupvoteWeedstuff
May God have mercy on her soul
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
I don't know how people can stand drinks like that, I find even double doubles are two sweet for me
BadaDumTss
Ah another ex-timmies slave! I had this guy come through and get 9x9 frequently. Pretty much just "tint my coffee"
TheDraperyFalls
Ahh. The infamous Gretzky combination.
FuzzyX
Then some people wonder why they get heart attacks, strokes, diabetes, liver failure and such...
aganippe
And here I am, I drink only unsweetened iced tea or water, trying to watch what I eat, and I can't lose a pound. How d they eat whatever?
cerastes
Don't worry, they were probably very fat.
sadgirlsclub
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Counterfit
Keep it goin keep it goin keep it goin FULL STEAM
sadgirlsclub
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean
CallOfBacon
Meanwhile Im behind the counter drinking my double expressos mixed in with regular coffee every day. Okay maybe just that one day not every.
TlNYshark
Espressos*
snuzzled
When I get coffee, I tell them "if you think you're putting in too much sugar, it's probably enough." I may have a problem.
HatcrabZombie
Jesus. My friends and I joked about the Sextuple Sextuple but never had the self loathing to order it.
Xist3nce
As someone who drinks black coffee and pure creamer and sugar, depending on times, self loathing? It's just really sweet? Like a dessert?
missbelled
Yea, supersugared coffee is like having the last dregs of say, a coffee milkshake. Milk, sugar, flavor .
Xist3nce
I can't compare dregs and sweet as drinking honey at all. Dregs are nasty and watered down usually, the sugar is just delicious though.
Dumbstatz
My friends Dunks order is 5 pumps of flavor 8 cream 8 sugar... idk how she can drink that
FrankTheCube
Good god. I get 4 creams and 2 sugars and even I think that's kind of a lot.
ptitqui
One time I ordered a triple triple and it was more than I can handle.
TheEBOLAS
Can anyone explain the bear one? Is the little bear the same one with the hat?
Stratisfaction
Yes. He became Smokey the Bear because his mom died in a forest fire. The guy mouthed off, he had a flashback, and took the guy out.
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Smokey's origin story is darker than I expected. Don't want to know where he got the hat from.
yuraf
His mom died in a fire.
twfeline
I heard that Smokey got burned over 90% of his body and the fur didn't grow back. He has to wear a fursuit.
CCLeona
*Triggered*
DingusMajoris
http://www.smokeybear.com/vault/story_main.asp
ucatione
Smokey has been a disastrous policy. Forests need fires. Otherwise the dead wood piles up and then there is a really bad fire. Also, (1/2)
ucatione
many species need successional habitat that forest fires create (ruffed grouse, woodcock, quail, rabbits, etc.).
TheEBOLAS
Cheers. Background - I'm an Australian. So I have heard of Smokey but didn't know the full story.
RyanHaynes
Neither do most Americans
reters
I think that bear is smoky the bear an American icon but I could be wrong.
wam3483
You're correct.
SlymDayspring
No, his name is Smokey Bear, not Smokey the Bear
SeppeSai
Yeah, we need a bear to tell our children not to burn the world down. 'Merica!
SwarmLord
What's so bad about it?
Octobutt
He deserved that. *weeps silently for little bear*
Hellhammer86
I've never felt bad for a cartoon bear until now..
ReverendEskimobob
Third panel is a flashback to a forest fire killing his mom. 4th panel he mauled the disrespectful kid and repeated his warning to the other
Ander49
The kid was SMOKING too
raptorsoldier
whenever I see this comic, i read the disrespectful kid's words in cartman's tone..
TheEBOLAS
Thanks :)
ReverendEskimobob
yw
Mormole
I think the bear "sucked his dick"
Vickahhhh
Ohhhh kay I just scream-laughed at this comment.