I missed my cake day twice already. I'm Hispanic but don't speak Spanish, comprende? I have an unhealthy obsession with all things dairy and I'm lactose intolerant, get at me. My favorite hobbies include reading, and slight alcoholism probably. Almost 4 years deep in my relationship with user Raggumuffin. But I have better karma ayyyyy Feel free to message if you need a friend. I'm well versed in pretending I know what I'm taking about. Disclaimer: NO DICK PICS, I will put your shit on blast.
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