What a time to be alive.

Jul 3, 2014 2:30 AM

tumb1r

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I'll be trying this for a 'nailed it' food post.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would end up eating the cookie dough before I even got to bake it.

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

2 cookies, 1 cup

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So going to try this saturday.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I could favorite this twice.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I imagine attempting to eat this will be messy.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I call bullshit. No one makes cookie dough and refrains from immediately eating all of it.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shouldnt this be labeled NSFW?? Ungjhh

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Milk. Milk everywhere.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meh. Did this with a cupcake pan. It wasn't amazing - just a muffin shaped cookie.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The original video (although the gifs are pretty self-explanatory): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs3Ex6BlQ3g

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

thaaaank youuuu

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for linking the credit. Byron Talbott needs more love

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

@franklycookie

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MILK EVERYWHERE.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Put your dick in it

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Byron Talbott!

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's Byron Talbott! Love his recipes!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's my new favourite food YouTuber. Such fresh ideas and great videos!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah! And so simple :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I tried this once when i was younger. Similar recipe. Mine was huge and black. And slightly uneatable.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's what *she* said.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, "huge and black." I know that guy.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Since I do not really feel hunger, I often forget to eat more than once a day. Thanks imgur for always reminding me of grabbing a snack.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is the same problem that I have, only the exact opposite.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Haha. So what about eating something? I'll go get some cereal.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I'm the same but instead don't get thirsty so I was reminded to drink, but have no milk so now im sad

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry to hear that. May there always be milk with you in the future.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*takes a bite* - shirt ruined

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Breaking news: users of popular site 'Imgur' reported as collectively getting diabetes on the same day." "I believe it's 'Im-JURR', Carol"

12 years ago | Likes 185 Dislikes 3

I was wondering how many calories that would have, and how far I would have to run to keep from getting fatter.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was funny..well done.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

We survived the award winning cake season, we can survive this!

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

No one is pointing out what your referencing, you cheeky,clever bastard. I'm not going to reveal it tho so people are left in the dark.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Finished mine http://imgur.com/2ObPnUg

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet Jesus

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 4

oh good, the fat cat is here.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You rang?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

this is awesome but, I'm always grossed out by people that wear jewelry on their hands while cooking.

12 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 11

I hope you never go out and eat then.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

You should see my head-chef :D bracelets, rings...everything

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You must have a lot of allergies and stuff.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How is it different from having fingernails at all?

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

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12 years ago (deleted Jul 4, 2014 1:49 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Even then it wouldn't be appreciably different from a lightly textured ring. Wear gloves if it's really important.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, and many metals are bacteriostatic, so they're probably "cleaner" in that regard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SOMETIMES WE GET FAT AND DON'T TAKE IT OFF AND THEN IT GETS STUCK

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't see why really? I always wear mine (simple silver rings) and I clean them when I clean my hands and shower, which is often.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Silver is antibacterial anyway :p

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But that's where the flavor comes from.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

D:

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i don't mind a wedding band (no stones just a plain band) but i draw the line at watches. thats just weird.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Isn't wedding bands a lot worse though? That part of your hand is more likely to get into contact with food you're preparing than a wrist.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as a chef no. because we wash our hands easily 40+ times a day. if my hands are clean so is my ring. ofc my hands look like i'm 80 :(

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, interesting. And I'm sorry to hear that, but at least it's physical proof of how seriously you take your job and how hard you work?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes but we chicks like nice hands too! u get bruises and can't remember what they are from cuz you have to move so fast you can't stop.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kindred spirits sir.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is legit, here in Belgium you have to make /handle / sell the food hygienically so wearing rings are really not allowed (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

In Denmark, if it's a wedding ring you can't force someone to take it off when handling food. I really hate it since, yeah, it's disgusting

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

whatever happened to (2/2)? o.o

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I made it a 2/3 :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that only confuses me more ( ._.)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry about that, I started with "(1/2)" but then saw I wouldn't have enough space to say everything I wanted So I made a comment w/ "(2/3)"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You see the chocolate coating? Crucial step. Otherwise the whole thing will get mushy and die.

12 years ago | Likes 896 Dislikes 3

Also a crucial step in making miracle pills go down easy

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Truly a scientist

12 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

....and die

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still would devour it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same goes for almost everything in life

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

yeah , SCIENCE BITCH!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, I was really wondering about how the cookie doesn't crumble. Choc-Coating. Ingenious.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem is that this also keeps the milk from going into the cookie, sort of defeating the point of having milk and cookies.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Speaking of experience, buddy?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

observational analysis. pal

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then what? You eat the cup and all the milk spills out.

12 years ago | Likes 427 Dislikes 8

drink the milk and eat it on the way down

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It builds character

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Keep eating as you drink...

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Get a load of this witch. http://imgur.com/ytNHOx9

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats simply too easy...but maybe youre on to something

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why I was so confused.I was waiting for another step on how not to spill everywhere.Some lessons in life just can't be taught I guess

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I'd leave it in the mug and use a spoon.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You wait a bit, then sip the milk, then nibble the cookie, then repeat.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Too slow! No patience! Must feed the diabetes now!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Do you often eat the cone first with ice cream cones?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ice cream isn't liquid.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd be afraid the milk would cause the cookie cup to get soggy and fall apart. I s'pose if you consume it quickly enough...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like to enjoy cookies. There's absolutely nothing wrong with dunking them; this invention is unnecessary and a bit silly IMO.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're a man, you start from the bottom and leave the milk for last.

12 years ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 0

It also applies if one it s a she

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In soviet russia, cup fills milk. Wait, that's not right

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Started from the bottom, now we're here.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Leave. Pls

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Only Chuck Norris does this.

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

I actually miss the chuck Norris jokes :(

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Wanted to make something like that chuck norris is a jokdskljaseroi309....

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Jul 3, 2014 11:41 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Is this teaching by thought? Norris and Lee go into a room, say and do nothing, and exit wiser men?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chuck Norris would drink the cup and chew the milk

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

You make that sound like he's an idiot.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I couldn't. Even if I tried. Even if I wanted to.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You take a bite from the rim and a sip of milk at the same time. Work around the rim evenly, then downwards. Experience.

12 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

Too much work. I'll just use a glass and dunk the cookies. It's worked for centuries.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dang.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you a dad?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Teach me your ways, sensei! ...*bows in humility*

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

wait are you still talking about this cup? ;)

12 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Guide us through ur experience...

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So it's a rimjob?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You drink the milk once it starts tasting like cookie goodness and then all that's left is the soft milk soaked cookie cup........

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which then falls apart like mush all over your hands, the table, etc.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and then you use your giant novelty cookie milk mush straw. It's a staple appliance of the western world.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL I am not in the western world because I do not own a giant novelty cookie milk mush straw.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OR: Gets soggy: Milk bleeds through.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

That's why they put a layer of chocolate on the inside; so the milk doesn't soak into the cookie.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh... I see the light now! Just call me young grasshopper. And, thank you.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yeah because chocolate hardens up when milk touches it, but it also becomes a weird texture so im not sure if this cup would taste that good

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

2/2 - I didn't notice that chocolate step, btw. Thx for pointing it out.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We all know that if any of us were to actually try, that would get soggy the second you poor it in.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0