iBlameMyImaginaryDogForFarting
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Apr 2, 2018 1:05 PM
iBlameMyImaginaryDogForFarting
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nursejr210
So, you have one shiny ball? Ahem....
Jawesome19
That's why it's fake. It's all fake NITHIBG US REAL ANYMORE AGHHHHHFIFFGF ONH HELP
Ionlysaystarwarsquotes
Dante805
Did you try turning it off and on again?
TheMortiestMortyThereEverWas
Haha! Foiled again..
Brettlybrau
Put a CD in there... It's fun for about 1 second. Private disco show
electrovir
Also makes cool fractals! Smells terrible though...
cousteau
This is based on a scientific principle known as "natural selection".
GardenHosah
Have a headache? Put a gun in ur mouth and pull the trigger. Instant relief!
spazzmatazz92
Don't put metal in the science oven
torchstatic
I'd say that the 2018 Model of Idiot surely is more advanced than its predecessors.
monkeymonkeyf
Does it matter which microwave you have to try this?
PowderedToastManReturns
The Japanese art of polishing alfoil balls..
WulfgangKeiser
Excuse me, but it should have shrunk
MrGoober91
April...fools.
Ravenbreaker
I always love seeing the people who fall for the "How to prepare your vehicle for winter" ones where people put screws in their tires..
EwGrooss
Isn’t it the edges that cause the electrical arcs? So would the smooth ball fair better in the microwave?
TransistorRadio
This is true. I've seen it done. It's the edges where arcs happen.
QueenPuppySmuggler
Don’t put anything metal in the microwave
Opportunist
fare*
TweakerTheBarbarian
I love idiots. Idiots are the best.
Ltrain5
We have a World full of them.
TylerWarranty
I prefer no idiots personally
GitRightStik
Remove warning signs when no one is looking.
AroAce
Why ? A smart person would care about this and for idiot it wouldn't make a difference.
mdubyofficial
Same type of people who fell for drilling wood screws in tires for instant snow tires a few years back.
adumpforyou
Wait, that's not legit?! ....uh oh
Ravenbreaker
I love those, there was a whole dump of them. Water with the oil or replace your coolant with water, something like that.
astrangehop
And the sandpaper on wiper blades for cleaning off frost (:
alsoAzrael
Oh wow, I never heard of that one. That's fucked up. I like it.
STINKPICKEL
And the Armor All on the gas, brake, and, clutch pedals.
astrangehop
Even just the dash on a sunny day will fuck you up.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Its sad my brain for a split second went huh i should try that... then my brain went WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U,I BROUGHT U UP BETTER
ThatRandomCanadian
Same. Thought "Oh neat!"... "Wait a minute..."
AAsilverfox
Don’t be too hard on yourself. Your brain defaults to believing everything is true at first, until past experience changes your mind
bpetersen
And it loves to learn about "what happens when you do this"
Submoosable
Exactly
WoefulWombat
That's ok. My brain tells me to drive into walls. Luckily my back up brain is always on watch for main brain's shenanigans.
DefinitelyHungry
Mine tells me to lick a urinals to find out how they taste. Gotta watch out for that shit
Dusty49
Mine tells me to throw expensive things out the window when I’m in a car
piebaldprince
Good ol' back up brain!!!
JahNoodles
Always keep it in the rear
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratched
AeP524
Holy ducking sheet, I just performed my first real spit take. Thank you OP, you Broke my cherry. (+11 from a 47yr old British imagurian.x
TheStateOfDenial
rockfireman
L'appel du Vide, also known as The Call of the Void. Essentially those weird intrusive thoughts you get to do something terrible.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Mine tells me to jump off high places, and argue with people who don't want to find resolution on the internet.
WittyNameThatIsTaken
I disagree!
istealthepixelsfromreposts
Hate those low res people!
MostlyToasty24
The call of the void
SwitchPup
Applicable to both!
Rifneno
⓵I love moments like that. My favorite one was playing Deus Ex: Human Revolution. I got to the part where they tell you to go update your
Rifneno
⓷I just went, "what am I, FUCKING RETARDED?!" Literally said it out loud. Loudly. Everyone stared.
Rifneno
⓶firmware at the clinic. I started heading there without even thinking about it. I was halfway there when my conscious mind clicked in and
speedbagmynuts
I like how the "result" is bigger but someone still believed it
nihilistdad
It swells from the microwaves, how else do you think the wrinkles would straighten?
ChelsTehHazelnut
The camera is just closer on the second photo...
5P4C3M4N
Member microwaving iphones
STINKPICKEL
https://robertlovespi.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/tumblr_m4qv3ij0qk1qh6ytbo1_500.jpg?w=1400
averagelonelyguy
Confession, I don't own a microwave
ilvincbs
There's a dozens of us!
averagelonelyguy
Day 809, I found other survivers, I hope they are friendly.
mashimaro
Not after this.
ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
Reminds me of people who were putting their phones in the microwave to walk eggs when Pokemon Go first Came out.
nihilistdad
Oh, I didn't know about that cheat. Probably why I never hatched anything.
wolf96781
And to recharge them!
EastCoastCanadian
This person is an idiot it is basically common sense that any metal in a microwave is dangerous
OneDayIWillBeAcceptedThenIWillChangeMyUsername
Tupperware has a grill made of mostly metal that was designed for the microwave. http://www.tupperware.com/microprotm-grill.html
bingotown
Common knowledge maybe (or should be) but not common sense.
Smagalicious
Common sense, isn’t
Heisanevilgenius
Foil is. Not every metal.
ittybittywitty
That's not true. I always leave the metal spoon in my cups and plates 'cause it prevents superheating.
Allanonshea1
You say that.. but I lapsed twice about metal foil on Wendy's chicken sandwiches and then I stood there going ooh coool before my brain went
Allanonshea1
WAIT TURN OFF THE MICROWAVE
yuugian
this person used a found picture of a melted microwave to make it look like they had followed the instructions
yuugian
https://www.flickr.com/photos/germanforsale/451893556
cousteau
As the tab loaded, I saw its title being "Wet Bikin…" and for a moment had high expectations.
JJI7
That is not at all common sense. Common knowledge maybe, but there is no way the average person looks at a microwave and knows no metal.
dogfrost9
Not all microwaves. The one were I work as a chef is perfectly fine with metal; as long as it doesn't touch the sides.
Experimentalist
LOL my sides hurt from laughing. Try the aluminum foil ball then, as long as it doesn't touch the sides.
vonsmall
Same, I always thought you could put aluminium in a microwave so long as it didn’t touch each side. Never tried it but often wonder ...
jekilreborn
a crumpled ball of aluminium in a commercial microwave will still spark
LickFury
Ya, but have you tried recharging your phone in the microwave?
Chainhealer
I always do, 10 minutes on 700 watt and it lasts the whole day.
dreadfroggy
Myth busters had a show on this. Not true.
Dreigiau
... sort of. afaik round metal (e.g. the foil ball used on mythbusters and those metal trays that come with some microwaves) doesnt spark1/2
Dreigiau
2/2 but anything with an edge/point (spoon, fork, the leftover foil from a peanut butter or frosting jar seal, etc.) will
callmethelizardqueen
I saw it, and done of the things that they did and went fine I have done and got sparks. Not all microwaves are the same, they should have
callmethelizardqueen
Used a cheap $30 microwave from Wal-Mart.
OldJewNewAccount
Trust me when I tell you metal can fuck up a microwave. Don't believe everything you see on TV lol. Even Mythbusters.
cousteau
Mythbusters "bust" myths by showing counterexamples. You don't prove something's impossible with a counterexample.
Raltsun
You can prove it doesn't always happen, but that's not quite the same in most cases.
jsktrogdor
You say it's "common sense" but I'm pretty sure like at least 50%+ of people can't explain how microwaves work.
jsktrogdor
And no, random internet smart-asses. That was not me requesting you prove that you know how microwaves work.
NachoPete
Fucking magnets are hard for too many people to understand.
rogera1994
I mean we are at a generation where parents don’t teach their kids a whole lot and kids do dumb shit like microwaving phones to charge the@
vorodar
We seem to also be at the generation where people keep using "we are at the generation" like somehow what they say is true.
sunyudai
That's every generation though.
bmkoknl42
Or eating tide-pods
SneakEFoxxe
Kids have always done dumb shit. It just happens to go on the internet now
bmkoknl42
Mostly 'Murica though...
Zaranthan
https://imgur.com/r/meanwhileinrussia
Abelthiar
The new fad I'm hearing about is snorting condoms.. Guess tide pods are too mainstream
djsdkdjsk
I heard about that in like 2016 I think.
queenvivienne
Do they snort whole condoms? How???
tulivieja
in one nostril, out the mouth.
z3lfmoord
Not true. Many microwave ovens come with a metal rack these days.
cousteau
Those are probably some sort of metal-looking plastic, specially suited for the microwave.
z3lfmoord
Nope, they’re metal. Look it up.
cousteau
But fixed, like this one? https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/i4pqg/ Comments suggest it's grounded just like the microwave walls.
z3lfmoord
It’s not grounded lol. It has to do with the thickness of the metal. It grounds itself.
Ltrain5
My buddy and I used to put Potato chip bags in the microwave. They would spark for a few seconds and when you took them out they shrunk.
MathewMara
You do realize people are eating Tide pods for a challenge right...?
HiddenSanity
How many people have actually done so? 3?
Distractedlurker
Oh yeah, that makes it better. I challenge you to go play in traffic. What’s could go wrong? It’s for a challenge.
upperi
The only challenge I support https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx1H6H7TZ3Q
cousteau
More like common knowledge, but not all have that knowledge.
chicharrone
April Fools 365 days of the year
TheLondonLurker
Never underestimate the predicability of stupidity
Root0syntax7
*imgur
HubicPairs
easter fools day comes but once a year.
beringer
I love that this comment has zero downvotes
OkayWellThenFine
Fools, yes. April, no.
joboo
It's hard to enjoy April Fools Day when your whole life is already a joke.
acmecorp
Who hurt you?
altPOTUS
life
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
His shoelace probably
Jomini001
I have no sympathy. Like when people are told to alt+F4, there is no excuse.
noptic
But the sorceress said it would trigger the end of the world spell
ComicallyLongUsername
People *still* fall for that shit?
electrovir
Well, everyone will fall for it at least once until they learn what it does. That's how I learned it. I'm very grateful for it lol
alsoAzrael
This would make a good confession bear. :)
electrovir
Haha, well I learned it like 10 years ago :P
TheRemarkableFoon
...but did it work?
somethingawesomeandgreat
Go and try, you might be able to observe a couple of big lightning bolts too
korvkiosk
Don’t listen to them, their advice will screw up you microwave. You have to put it on defrost for 15min. Keeps the power level safe and low.
PileOfWater
Current Japanese trend. They polish the foil until it's smooth.
fluhatinrapper
For 3 minutes in a microwave?
n0n53n53
4 minutes in the low power microwaves outside of Japan. IF you hear weird noises that means it working
SnoBored
It does work if you do it right. If you just set the time no. But if you set it to popcorn then the dangerous rays arent produced
craigscrazyguactacs
Yeah and as long as you put a paper towel under it you’re good
username678
Stick a fork in there to make any excess rays reflect back
bigdaddyfatpants
My fave was the people that drilled holes in new iPhones for a headphone jack. I thought no way... But it was way.
heyyouwantatoothpick
Way, WAY
gh013
You do not know de way, I know de way.
chupathingy99
There are still motherfuckers who try to delete system32...
ComicallyLongUsername
I was a fan of the iphone "firmware update" that made it waterproof.
Xenarion
This one at least had enough pseudo-science to make it plausible for ignorant people.
FoolMeChickenSoupWithRice
But do u no da wae?
dormantmutant
Sauce pls
NoisyPulsar
Way too way
Masterofthispillowfort
the phrasing of that was... pleasing
drlazercatz
Just the fact that u can stil be there live on 4chan when someone falls for delete system32 is like watching a car wreck i didnt try to stop
sunyudai
All you needed was "be there live on 4chan is like watching a car wreck". The rest of the detail is unnecessary.
Peterowski
Or when 4chan convinced them that microwaving their new iphones would charge it it 30 seconds And even the photoshopped ad said it was false
NachoPete
Yah, way.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I liked the one where you installed an app to use your ipad touch screen as bathroom scales.
n0n53n53
so way bro, so way
Amauri14z
Yeah all those iPhone pranks just show us how gullible some people are.
cousteau
Those were all satire… right? Right??
DBProxy
Initially, but there will always be those stupid idiots that try to replicate what they see, no matter how insanely moronic
sugarfreetarot
what size drill bit do you use?
bigdaddyfatpants
Depends what size headphone jack you're using.
Soylencer
go for 1/4" phono. It's a little thicker than the phone but it gives a great retro hifi sound.
GolFoehammer
better sound quality too!
bigdaddyfatpants
The big one will give you 7.2 surround right to the headphones.
Logan9Fingers
so way
Billy2sweet
I'mma be honest, I don't have an iPhone but I know companies are cheap so I could imagine them just covering up a hole to get more $ outta u
SPQAAE
MEMBER WAVE TECHNOLOGY? OR BEND TECHNOLOGY? charge your phone by microwave and bending it.
Robvp
Some guy actually did went ahead and properly installed a headphone jack though
Chpgmr
Like strapped it into the side? Can't imagine there is space inside for one
Robvp
He managed to rig the circuitry from a lightning to audio jack dongle into the iphone
TMP5
actually not. it was glued on the phone. made it bigger and even more stupid than buing it in the first place.
Robvp
Doesn't seem to be just glued to the phone
it's a custom ribbon cable
AuBoss
Yea. Am an electronics technician and could do that easily. Not dumb enough to buy an iphone tho.
PremierPyrus
What exactly do you dislike about them? I've used both and don't really get the big deal myself. Just curious.
bigdaddyfatpants
The FACT they put out an update to hinder the performance of your phone because a new model comes out. That's enough. Much more.
AuBoss
Oh yea and when ever a store has a sale on there is always a * there that links to fine print at the bottom saying "excludes apple products"
AuBoss
Overpriced compared to many android phones, smaller selection and pay for apps and tbh seems like kind of a cult.
GolFoehammer
Not a huge fan of Apple's "walled garden" software deployment/vending approach, either. It's my phone, I own it, let me install what I want
SciencePetsComputers
Apple charges 100-300% profit margins, android typically is 10-50%, Apple keeps using the same manufactures as they repeatably get (1/2)
SciencePetsComputers
Caught doing serious labor abuses. Apple does not play well with other companies, the list is longer but that's my top 3 reasons why.
calyxium
As a kid I got a sega megadrive, my granddad got one for himself but bought a master system game for it. Not understanding why it wouldn't-
calyxium
-work, he figured the size of the cartridge (too large) was the only problem, so sawed off the edge of the cartridge to make it fit.
GmanLV300
Look up internet historian. He did a video about that and its beautiful.
whatwhatinthe
Ricky?
Caabale
The wireless charging in microwave allowed by the new iOS version was fun also.
bigdaddyfatpants
Oh yeah... Classic.
cousteau
Makes me sad that they put all that effort into making the fake "water proof" ad when someone saying "microwave it lol" had the same success
talel81
That was my fave
ThereWasNoWay
That's what I thought too!
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
"But it was way" I read that in a thick Californian surferdude accent.
jizanthipussss
or Fat Mike from NOFX
woodsandhillsplc
Indeed, for it was way, and the maidens bowed their heads, the children did weep tears cursed with the loss of a noble iPhone 6S.
JustaDick
Holes were being drilled in the 7, the 6S had a visible jack and no need to drill it. First batches of 7 had the hidden jack to drill out.
dustmywets
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bigdaddyfatpants
Brah
bigdaddyfatpants
jrmeza95
I read that as the Spanish/Mexican slang for “dude” (guey)
JMcDank
KarmicBee
Ahmyazing
TouretteBadger
It was de wey?
Budliteyur
bigdaddyfatpants
Spicoli!
tornadosandwich
I read it in the accent of those "foreign guys that almost sound American" on family guy https://youtu.be/vnUv2fhFy5E
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Why not Russian?
TheMightyKibbless
...bruh.
glock19
A sad one
TitanicGaming360
I STILL don't understand that. Why are you so addicted to your goddamn music? Just turn it to full volume and use the speakers.
TheBlueMuppet
Im happy for these things. Just think, a whole generation will grow up knowing eating soap *WILL* kill you. They're smarter now.
Peterowski
A generation that doesn't believe their parents and eats soap. Not sure if it's a negative or positive development.
JackieTreehornProductions
Well given my dad got his mouth washed out with soap for cursing... I can understand some aspect of the pod logic
TheBlueMuppet
Cept the dead ones, a'course.
EudaimonHolocene
Yes, quite unfortunate. I wanted to take advantage of them just like how the previous generations took advantage of us.
TheBlueMuppet
Too bad theyre dead! Guess its still our turn in the barrel.
Gayforbae
I mean.... You could have just checked with the CDC , but sure that works too....
TheBlueMuppet
Thats work, this generation doesnt do that!
GolFoehammer
Hand soap, in bar form, on the other hand, will not. Lots of fucking personal god damn experience with that shit!
PresidentOfTheUnitedSteaks
Yep. Yyyyep... that taste doesn't come out easily.
GolFoehammer
oh no. Just recalling a couple of those times sent chills down my spine...