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Keep your deal breaker stories coming imgur! Inbox me the funny reason you broke up with someone. Thank you for all your support!
Part 1: http://imgur.com/a/NUGxd
Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/OaRQ4/
TherealNickyboy
So, how many of these stories did you rewrite to make them more interesting, @icanteveneven?
DasOgre
There is only evidence of her suggesting changing 1. All others are apparently verbatim as verified by the senders.
SepiaSkies
So uh, did god tell you to write these in a dream?
Doubeido
sgtgooch
Some of these are pretty stupid
MadHakon
I want to upvote but the lies, the lies... are a deal breaker!
JukeMasterFlex
Downvote this liar lol.
Zangramarsh
http://imgur.com/CZ5YKMA really...
iwanttomountndewya
Gonna upvote you for that WoW username k thx
HandsHeldHigh
Ended things with a guy, so he asks my twin sister out the next day. His logic, "You're basically the same person anyway"
AnotherImgurianInsideJoke
I once went out with a girl that said all disabled children should be left out in the forest
IScratchUntilIHaveNoSkinLeft
And?
TF2215
Did you date Hitler's daughter?
NWeasley21
DAMN. What's a step above "deal breaker"?
kanped
Police, I think?
atallatallatall
Only if the forest ewoks were there to make them ramps and junk
yourbassist
That's kind of like natural selection. I mean, they're in the forest.
Talmorean
Was her name Craster?
Syng42
Hey, that's sexist. Having a penis doesn't make you disabled.
Talmorean
Hahaha, never really thought about it like that. Just thought of babies in the woods.
BooksandBiceps
OP Fakes stories for rep. And mocks people for it.
DasOgre
However, the stories she posted have been verified as verbatim by those who sent them in to her. Hasty Generalization much?
BooksandBiceps
Every one? Doubt it. Then she has the gall to mock other members with fewer points. She's just not a kind or honest person.
Bullfred
I'll have to ask you for proof on what you're saying, bud.
BooksandBiceps
Link to her mocking people calling her out is in the comments.
knobcopter
These are fake.
Talmorean
Mine wasn't in part 2: I legit can't deal with a TV-less bedroom. Its silent and awkward.
knobcopter
That's why you fuck.
Talmorean
Fucking was never a problem
deGoodMan
More people should browse sorting comments by 'new'
ShamrockFury
Unfortunately, not all of them are.
dawnawakensyoursoul
oh, its that person that LIES, still making posts, huh?
therapistindisguise
ninmonkey
Nobody would lie on the internet.
GAPEHORNSTAR
Psh yeah, on mars if you lie they'll cut of your tounge. But it's still an awsome place to live.
PartyNakedd
Once dated this girl and she tried to see which way the wind was blowing by sticking her hand out of the car... while I was driving..
PartyNakedd
And by dated I mean took her to dinner, realized she was insanely stupid, dropped the "lemme smash" line, and that's all she wrote.
Dshorizon
She must have a great personality ^^
MarkLovesDonuts
"OMG! The wind is like blowing like the oposite direction of like the way we are like driving. "
PartyNakedd
Basically word for word. hahaha
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
But did you drop her out of the car then and there?
PartyNakedd
As much as I wanted to, she was really hot. I did what any man would do in that situation.
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
gag her and lock her in your basement?
CoolUsernameTBA
The perfect combination of dangerous and dumb.
dukegonzo
If all the gay people were on an island it would be an amazing party!
michaelscottregionalmanagerdundermifflinscranton
http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef019b0457b978970d-800wi
dekati
As a straight guy, I'd be pissed I wasn't invited.
GirlsRgrossEWW
I'd invite you.
ShamrockFury
In her little Bosnian brain, she thought they'd be miserable there. Clearly she didn't think this one through.
lostwynter
Well at least I wouldn't have to worry about asking if they were into chicks first.
Dooood
And the decor!
CastleBonerShrinker
I wonder if this would include the whole slew of lgbt.. That could be a lot of fun haha
AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop
@Bellaballistic
Talmorean
FALCON HEADBUTT!
lunaisbestprincess
Giving head...ha
belleballistic
Yes! I needed this about a year ago!
AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop
Sorry. Better late than never amirite? No? Again, sorry.
poet4nothing
Is that U-Turn?
SmellyPotatoMan
http://weeds.blox.pl/resource/uturn_200x200.jpg
WarJesus420
yurp
IAmTheMasterCommanderWhatThePoop
Giant that how it's done?... right?
tryin2figureitout
Who is that?
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
A Prius owner
Wenisfriend
The girl is Brittany Furlan. The guy IDK
OohKillEm
It's Radon Randell aka unidentified black male
Reemy420
AKA U-Turn
CreepyPhlox
But what if it was really @Bellaballistic who got broken up with for pushing the girl's head down...
AltairWasTheBestAssassin
I get it! Because of scandal :D
belleballistic
Um. Wat
CreepyPhlox
There was a HUGE IMGUR SCANDAL today cuz Icanteveneven got called out for trying to change to POV of these submissions...
CandIeJack
Did God tell you to make these post in a dream @icanteveneven?
therapistindisguise
sick ref bro
therapistindisguise
OP
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therapistindisguise
I don't think she is....
CthulhuCups
I was almost there with you, because some of it could have just been a mistake, but now she's deleting her posts that drop too low.
therapistindisguise
Then im with you
musicalpanties
i dont understand why anyone would change it?
Brewye
I think it's because these posts are about dumping someone else, not being dumped yourself.
therapistindisguise
its still a deal breaker. and she didn't just shift it a little....
misterskeItaI
Not to mention: Who wants to be the Imgurian who dumped someone because "god told them to?" Anyone? Any takers?
therapistindisguise
can you hear the massive crowd of NO ONE
JeanLucPicard
OP rejected a submission that was in the wrong format. Get your pitchforks...
dpidcoe
No, OP asked to embellish a submission that should have just been tossed out.
quadralol
TIL the truth is the wrong format.
lily10110
You should read her Kanye attitude afterwards:
lazymarathoner
"I'm breaking up with you." "U wot m8?"
SoHIGHonPotenuse
Best comment i've seen in a while
smulesghost
ay bb u wan sum fuk?
nym23
ayy lma-no.
hipha
wut u up 2 bb?
BatmanisBW
U havin a giggle ovah' there m8?!
Theradioactivecow
I'll bash ur fucking head in I swear on me mom!
FrogPaste
TheSwedishMoose
Saved: Universal Studios U wot m8 -
LookAtAllTheseSpices
It says "I swear on me mum I hit you in the gabber"
quary80
That's a new one
GirlsRgrossEWW
http://imgur.com/xibjbjX
DoctorJungyBrongen
I audibly laughed at this. I don't usually do that. I upvoted 10 of your comments in order to provide a reciprocal thank you.
lazymarathoner
<3
HanktheHeliotropeShank
No grammar; no love.
thatguyinthecornersays
guilhermedidi
I'll bash u skull in, I swer on me mum
jezabellga350
All talk a
TwoBitGreaser
U 'avin a bubble slag? I'll iron you out, I swear on me old marge.
Buhnawnuh
Luv u 2
Rovylern
Manners...
Rovylern
...maketh...
Rovylern
...the man.
nym23
but bb, pls
KindOfAnts
So what is the difference between an underpass and an overpass? Isn't it kind of just a matter of perspective?
pgdave
It's normally in relation to the larger road, I believe.
thegreyclay
Overpass is when the road goes "over" the highway, like a bridge. Underpass is when the road goes "under", like a tunnel.
TheFlyingHellfish
You are correct. You can't have one without the other.
CptShtboots
You don't just bring all your stuff to move in, you slowly bring it piece by piece until she accepts it.
CaptainSlooow
Just a tooth brush..Then just contact lenses solution...And then spare underwear. But just in case, right?
Warranty
Yeah, rookie mistake.
Keydan
I will just be Putin soldiers into Crimea until world accepts its mine now...
eightbitrevolt
Like tingo, but in reverse?
justoneoftheimgurls
Out of convenience for them of course ;) "Oh I'll just keep my own shampoo and body wash in your shower so I don't keep using yours.."
agentmcgee
My fiance did this. Shirts a toothbrush cufflinks a guitar aftershave trainers. I didn't even realise until now
MrRandom314159
"Are you sneak moving in here? " "You're imagining things."
jezabellga350
It's all in your head!
IScratchUntilIHaveNoSkinLeft
Or you can be me, hiding a few of my girlfriends things everytime she comes over so eventually all her shit will be at my place.
TheWayADrillWorks
I gotta hand it to you, that's pretty devious.
NivalisAngelus
You clever bastard. I'm adding that to the playbook.
ohwhatsherface
Yeah I always forget my stuff at my bf's place and he has come to accept it already. Shirts, panties, shoes, etc. Something is there. Always
pumpkinpounder
Duh.. I currently have 6 pairs of shoes at my BF's place and he hasn't even realized yet. MUAHAHAHAHA
nursesalt
Are you trying to make your move in a "shoe in"?
feeltheice
Once the bobby pins show up we know it's time to buckle down or get out
TheKnowing1
He realizes it, he just doesn't care.
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pumpkinpounder
I don't get this reply...
PharmacySwag
How many bobby pins and hair-ties? Tampons? Earrings?
pumpkinpounder
Endless earrings, 1 box of tampons, 1 razor, a bra, and sleepwear. I guess he knows!
BeardKhan
He has, and he greatly dislikes it.
gottahavemahtreefiddy
This is exactly what wife did while we were dating.
AgamemnonsMemes
I think he noticed with all the bobby pins started spawning around his house.
MouseTheFooDog
Truth.
pumpkinpounder
bobby pins = shoes in my life. I have very short hair
Iamsonewatthis
My fiancee started with bobby pins, then underwear, then more laundry, then a blanket, then shampoo and make-up....now we're getting married
yahcodee
Husband was living with his family and they were moving, so I picked him and his stuff up one day... here we are over seven years later.
pumpkinpounder
so my plan is slowly working? Great!
Iamsonewatthis
Yup, eventually he'll just say "uhhhh, do you just wanna move in?"
justoneoftheimgurls
My bf "jokes" that I should pay part of his heating bill since I stay over a lot/shower there..think it'll segway to the move-in talk soon?
Keydan
I will just be Putin soldiers into Crimea until world accepts its mine now...
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
NOT YOURS RUSSKIES!
procrasturbationstation
this needs more points
FlatPlutoSociety
What are you talking about? I don't have a toothbrush in your bathroom. That's... your toothbrush. Yes, that's it.
chowmaster
it all starts with the toothbrush.
Thedevilwearsbananahammocks
I think that's what my lady friend is doing... She left her shower stuff and her laundry here
anerdywhitegirl
D: so that is what he is doing leaving stuff at my place...what if I leave stuff at his place now...will we just end up swapping?!
IScratchUntilIHaveNoSkinLeft
This is the most amazing idea. Embrace it.
caffeineshakes
Or if you are a girl, slowly take over the bathroom with hairbands, hairdryers, etc...
lookatmyfavorites
scrunchies
Zvixenya
Bobbi pins. One by one.
caffeineshakes
I'll take hairbands over Bobby pins any day. It took me 3 weeks to find all of the pins last time.
Chrichelle
And hairballs in the shower growing progressively in size.
caffeineshakes
And those migrate to all of the bathroom. We have a cat that steals the hairballs.
Belcanto
please no
caffeineshakes
As a guy who has had this happened to a few times, oh yes.
MisterJP
First the cat.
lorim
Doing this to my gf as we speak B-). Toothbrush, some underwear and a tshirt so far. Planning on dumping a pair of jogging/chill pants soon.
bentwrenches
Me too. Pair of slippers, couple shirts in the closet, various toiletries.
pigsfeet
He showed up with a duffel bag and I couldn't get him to leave.
LeviathonI
1 week in and we decided it would be good for me to bring some clothes....she rents an apt and i have a morgage...seems backwards
marximusprime
Um...what's the difference between an overpass and an underpass? I thought they were different words for the same thing...?
TheFlyingHellfish
In the transportation engineering world, the terms are relative depending on the point of reference.
raptorsgottanewalpha
As someone who just failed my transpo test, I can tell you that it depends on which one has more traffic. Wish he woulda asked this question
IndigoWendigo
Uhm, one makes you cross a street by going over it, and the other under it?
tantallous
I've only ever heard overpass used with regards to roads, for cars to use. Like to cross a highway. Never used or heard underpass before.
NexiKuro
Underpasses are generally used for pedestrian/cyclist tunnels that cross underneath large roads.
IndigoWendigo
I heard it used it for pedestrians, in that case depends if people walk over or under the cars lanes.
DodgeDuckDipDiveDodge
But wouldn't that be the same thing, depending on which street you were on?
NexiKuro
At least those are the dutch rules, but we use different English words for them (fly-over dive-under) so I'm not sure.
IndigoWendigo
That, too.. but i was thinking it from a a pedestrian's POV. I think the problem isthat the girl didn't know the difference at all.
NexiKuro
I think it's relative to the road that's on/closest to the surface. the overpass would go over it, the underpass under it.
IScratchUntilIHaveNoSkinLeft
It refers to the road you're on. If you're travelling over another road: Overpass. To people travelling on the road you're going over (1/2)
IScratchUntilIHaveNoSkinLeft
:underpass. Get it? Over - overpass. Under - underpass.(2/2)
NexiKuro
isn't it that an underpass goes below the surface road while an overpass goes over top of it?
Exploderizer
Jesus Christ #6, that's not even a reason, you're just an ass
copingcabana
She got passed under for no reason!
malok
thank you, I have no idea what's an overpass nor underpass.
SpoonOfDoom
Then we can't be together.
PaliQ
Overpass is the road that goes over another highway to cross it (like a bridge) underpass is the road that goes under another highway.
malok
thank you
TheFlyingHellfish
I agree. In the transportation engineering world, the terms are relative depending on the point of reference.
neobadbeat
half of these make me think they are better off without you guys
RebelJoe13
Seriously. Most of these are shitty reasons. Talk about terrible people in the relationship, look at yourself.
halfpint42
They're better than the ones on the fp yesterday (not imgur specific)...
faulerwulf
I feel like #3, the peanut one, was extremely rude. She can't help that she's allgeric, no reason to say the last thing. Fuck her right?
GeorgieLeech
That's... kind of the point of the list. Both really good and really terrible reasons to break up with someone. Like that apartment thing.
lanaLanaLANALAAAANNNNAAAA
"No Grammar, No Love." - I cannot agree with this more.
Twenty3Skidoo
Yeah, I woulda broken up with him, too
thewildplum
This this this. I don't understand how a guy expects me to respect him if he texts like a 12 year old who just discovered the internet.
lostwynter
I've broken up with people for this same thing.
oohburn
Ditto.
westo48
Ya i relly agree, relly do agree their
GundalfTheGay
Those truely are words to live by.
margaretolson
My BF's second language is English (he's been in the country 20+ years but still) and he'll ask me to correct him. I LOVE IT
Whipcrackincheddar
Why? Because you're an elitist cunt?
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
Personally I just find it jarring to read. If I was talking to someone online and had to stop to figure out an acronym it'd not be great.
Whipcrackincheddar
Yeah but is 'jarring to read' enough of a reason to break off a serious relationship.
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
Not for me, but it'd irk me and if there were other serious things wrong it could tip the balance one day.
dpidcoe
No, but the fact that they can't be bothered to represent themselves well in text definitely is.
Whipcrackincheddar
No it isn't, grow up.
lanaLanaLANALAAAANNNNAAAA
You know what? I think you're right! After over 16 years of education and study...it ends up I'm just a cunt for wanting to use it. Thanks!
hungrydutchman
After reading that these stories are being changed by op for humor it takes the fun out of it
d0gma
It was changed to fit the format, not to make it funny.
Otterlychaos
MermaidLamby
this needs to be top comment, so does all the people who are saying "My story wasn't changed.."
zsteinberg
Fuck that cunt.
GepanzerterPenner
Im not judging, Im just curious, but why is it so important to you that the stories are true? I never really care.
tekkenchoir
I generally don't care either. If they're entertaining, awesome! However, I do care when people lack manners or tact--which she sadly does.
blockatiel
Because OP is a whore for upvotes, which is probably why she reposts like 20 things a day. Source: I downvoted her entire gallery
autumnmist
Lying is generally looked down upon in most societies. Most will run with the joke if OP admits to making stuff up, but lying is different.
GepanzerterPenner
But you make a decent point do not get me wrong.
GepanzerterPenner
For me this only applies when the person who makes stuff up is actually someone I have dealings with. On the internet I only want to laugh.
dpidcoe
The problem is that a lot of the appeal is the "I can't believe someone is actually that retarded" factor. If they're made up that goes away
GepanzerterPenner
I do not know about you, but I have seen some weird shit, so these things can be possible to me even when its not real.
GepanzerterPenner
But again I get your point and I can see why one would think like that.
Comet260
Uh...proof?
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Comet260
Thank you!
AngeIa
See @Galts post below with a .jpg... I'm positive it's posted at least 5-6 above and below. It's from OP's correspondence with a submitter.
Collaborativelmgur
It's times like this that the green/red bar is good for awareness raising; on mobile, seeing a ~50:50 split, you know to check the comments.
FrogPaste
Oh, people who change the words to songs are annoying as fuck. Good call, JCLII.
LRidge
bye bye bye
FrogPaste
Except for Weird Al! He's dope as fuck.
WarJesus420
I don't understand that one....can someone explain it to my dumb ass?
Talmorean
I sang Call me maybe in karaoke, and changed it to "What's your number, I'll call you maybe." and killed it. Haters gonna hate!
TOTOAFRICA
Carry on my wayward daughter
disruptedvice
Doesn't matter how straight or gay you are. When kiss the girl comes on the radio, you better be singing like that little crab, word for 1/2
disruptedvice
word, or you're walking the rest of the way. 2/2
MocaBear
Disney's A Whole New World is much better when you change the word "eyes" to "thighs".
YourbestfriendMichael
Over, sideways and under
HogwartsToiletSeat
Well, that's a whole new kind of carpet...
EdNigma
Almost as annoying as people who change deal breaker stories to make them better. There, I said it.
lily10110
WarJesus420
It's not to make them better though. According to her.
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WarJesus420
true good point and well made
WarJesus420
To be fair. The reason she was going to change it is because these stories are about why you dumped someone, not them. Still wrong though
EdNigma
Other facts were changed, thats why all the jimmies are rustled. Like "it was a dream".
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
Rimming a guy is hot, but not something you can try to make someone do without permission! Ask nicely.
awwes
I find no parts off limits during sexy time.. Ill lick ass, just lick mine back nbd
ImASexyUnicorn
I would rather lick than be licked. I enjoy doing it but I'd be self conscious.
supradedupra
Prepare your inbox :)
SwingDinger
Prepare your fart box
JukeMasterFlex
I'll try
GirlsRgrossEWW
Just have them shower and shave the jungle...
Wibblywobblytime
I've had it done to me... can't say I didn't like it. Too scared to ask again haha
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
If it's someone trustworthy, non-judgmental, and willing to listen to what YOU want sexually, then the worst they can do is say 'No.'
KinkyDinkyWinky
I love you.
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
XD thank you.
ipeeonskunks
As a dude, you're fucking brave. I rip farts non stop.
Kitastrophe
you should prolly get that checked
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
Oh boy lol thankfully my husband isn't a gassy fellow, we've never had any..........incidents. >.>
Syng42
I've done it too and it was a first for both of us. It's not really gross if he's smooth and washes right before. He really liked it too.
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
Agreed, I definitely prefer no hair, and obviously cleanliness is a must, haha.
JessThe2ndBestt
I love to give then but my boyfriend only likes it on rare occasion
Dafang
I mentioned it and she said no. Its the girls that did it fault... :( im cool tho :)
thisappisajoke
Mine let me try it to him, but he couldn't get past it tickling him too much. It just wasn't meant to be for him. That's okay.
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
I'm too ticklish for it too, I just scream/laugh and squirm away. Doesn't stop him from trying though XD
catsandcheetos
My bf is VERY, very hairy from his torso down. I don't think I'd enjoy it that much :(
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
Aw, what about shaving?
catsandcheetos
He does, but only around his package. Maybe I'll ask him to try and shave a little more :P I think he'd need a friggin wax, though. Haha.
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
Oh boy lol well, if he does shave between the cheeks, make sure he shaves /with/ the grain so he doesn't get itchy as it grows back, lol
catsandcheetos
Will let him know x) "hey shave so I can lick your butthole." Not the strangest thing I've asked him to do
zerobahamut03
An anus is an anus, feels good just as good guy or girl.
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
I believe that, I just have no personal experience rimming ladies (yet) and in OP's post, it was a guy that wanted to be rimmed is all! :D
belleballistic
Its not something I like. I didn't mind obliging, it was more the unwillingness to actually ask that bugged me
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
Yeah, it's pretty rude to just shove someone's face into anything, unless it's been like... pre-established that face-shoving = good, haha
davosonion
I just don't understand the allure. And how does one even do such a thing. It all seems so yucky and awkward regardless if you're male or fe
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
For me it's more about his reaction to it. It's not like I'm sitting here going, "Mmm, ass." More like, I'd like to make him squirm & moan.
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Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
Hi there!
JukeMasterFlex
Where do i apply for the VIP treatment LOL.
Dispari
"Would you PLEASE tongue-punch my fart-box?"
BlueShwagger
"My balloon knot is ready."
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
Oh boy XD that makes way too much sense.
SteelDiarrhea
I've never heard balloon knot before and i just died. You made my day :DD
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
That's more like it! Although I would probably make him promise to call it something else from then on.
shanabanana
Fuck, i lol'd so hard at work with a customer on the phone wondering why I was randomly laughing as they were talking to me. Oops.
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
Lol! Whoops!
livvyclay
my guy likes it but is super embarrassed that he likes it. it's kinda hot that's he vulnerable and being pleasured at the same time.
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
Nice. ;D
DoctorSpaceDog
All heterosexual dudes are terrified of their own asses. It's a rule.
Idontlikemyusernamesoimchangingit
Rules are made to be broken! >:D
livvyclay
guideline?
Summersky
I just laughed so hard. Thank you xD
TheMonsterWithinYou
I believe my bf is the same but I can't bring myself to lick a asshole. Plus butts are unhygienic.
xoBlasianPersuasionxo
I cannot ever see myself licking someone's ass. I wouldn't ask someone to lick mine either but somehow I've gotten licked..
TheMonsterWithinYou
Idk I can't see myself doing it either. Maybe I'll do it for him in the shower. Lol maybe idk im not sure if I'm ready for that xD
livvyclay
the alternative is the perineum. look it up. cleaner, not a buttonhole, still lots of pleasure when in conjunction w a blowie. ;P
TheMonsterWithinYou
are we talking about a taint? lol
livvyclay
haha yes. perineum is the less crude word for it. but yes..
Threns
I will never find out because I personally don't want to subject anyone to my ass, and its never been a particularly attractive idea to me.
MyCrazyLifeStories
How many of these did you twist into your own story? I need answers or I can't even upvote.
ShamrockFury
Mine is word for word what I sent, albeit shortened to get to the point.
Wibblywobblytime
in his defense, that story would not work because it was the wrong format, he tried to help her out, a bit of a dick about it but still
Talmorean
This bandwagon downvote of any logical defense of icanteveneven is laughable. Don't try to reason with these people.
dpidcoe
No, it wouldn't work because the whole point of these is that they're confessions from the initiator of the breakup.
Wibblywobblytime
that's what I just said.
dpidcoe
No it isn't. You implied it would be ok if altered to be from the right POV. It wouldn't be. The point is that these are confessions.
Wibblywobblytime
My post said "that story wouldn't work", and you replied to my post saying "no that story wouldn't work".. I don't get the confusion and idc
emjei
and added the part about "dream" - not a huge change, but it makes you wonder what other small things may have been changed on others
DasOgre
Everyone else is saying theirs weren't changed at all. OP makes one mistake and Imgur wants her killed
ShamrockFury
To her credit, my gay friend said that her idea about the island would be amazing.
skolyr
ominousdusk
I bet the property value on that island would be sky high!
FreeFallAesthetic
You are really attractive....
lovesonegirl
Absolutely. Fucking. Amazing. My wife and I would so sign up!
Fenderzilla
Plot twist: lovesonegirl is a man
AlexielConstantine
Best vacation resort in the world in 2 months flat.
sms001
Lesbos maybe?
copingcabana
It would be a boon for the interior design industry.
LanieCakes
Technically they wouldn't die out if you had both male and female. Some would be subjective enough to procreate with the opposite sex.
kerbie
That's also not the only reason "the gay population" would die out. Her logic bothers me as Much as her homophobia
glitterkitty
i'd want to go to that island. as a straight female. it would probably be amazing.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
It would be like... the birdcage. Canary island.
Songero
If I can be honest, I am gay, but I don't think I could deal with that many other gay guys.
MilkSteakNJellybeans
I can't deal with that many other Mexicans. I know your feel
chaseNC
"Guys? So only guys can be gay? Gah, check your privilege." - Tumblr Tina.
Satansfirerybunghole
I know what you mean. I can't being around other gay men as it is. God help you if your not a flaming stereotype.
mightyaries
Flamboyant gays make me really uncomfortable, especially since they are responsible for most prejudices (like the ones my mother believes).
JediKnight
I feel ya. My mom should stop asking me for fashion advice. Because the best I got is "yeah, that one looks fine too."
mightyaries
"Oh, you're gay, so that automatically means you know everything there is to know about fashion and color coordination!"
BrandonVasser
YES! I'm on this mock trial team at my college and this gay guy started it. He takes it on himself to have any opinion about everything.
mightyaries
They intentionally try to be the center of attention every single time; it's so straining and annoying.
BrandonVasser
We had to stay in the same motel room for an out of state competution. And he Facebook stalked all the male judges all the way back to hs!
Satansfirerybunghole
Ya they act like their gods gift to the world and if you feel uncomfortable then your a homoaphobe.
BrandonVasser
Preach. Had to share a room with a one and all he did fb stalk men back to hs and talk about their dicks and his preferences... had to share
mightyaries
Flamboyant gays, however, seem to want a feminine man, which, I don't know, just seems kind of weird to me; I can't feel the same way, lol.
EnterDMZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c
mightyaries
I don't really understand them to be honest. I'm gay and want a guy, just a normal guy who shares my interests and who I get along with.
wobbu
Yeah, and they always generalize and stereotype other gays. SO annoying.
jimicos
I thought that's what Australia was for. *shit-eating grin*
ghostofryuchan
Is your friend George Tekai? Because George Tekai said that.
ShamrockFury
Yes and no. No, my friend who said that is a little white kid and yes, because George Takei is everyone's friend!
ghostofryuchan
+.5 for the joke and +.5 for correcting my spelling of George Takei's name.
twostepsfromlost
We could call it gaynosha and it will be fabulous.
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
As a kid I had an idea like that and sending violent criminals there as punishment. It would be a sure-fire deterrent getting gang-raped.
JuicyRhino
Funny thing is, here by Long Island there's Fire Island off the south shore with a pretty significant gay population. It's pretty nice.
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
So Fire Island is... flaming?
MechAnon
As a native Long Islander, Fire Island is basically all motels and trailer park now. It's much more ghetto than gay.
emmuppet
Seriously? 0_0 When did that happen? It's been I long time since I was there...
MechAnon
I moved away 6 years ago, but at least as far back as I remember, around 2000-ish? I doubt there's even much left after the recent storms.
JuicyRhino
I guess it depends on what part of the island, and the season. I think a lot of gay people have summer homes at least, so it's more apparent
BlueWolf11
As a LI'er, pretty much xD
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tzahald
how have you lived on long island and not known fire island? I have 2nd cousins out there and I know about fire island... its super nice
Khillts
As a long islander how do you not know this
cranberi
Naked beach? Fire island? What kind of a long islander are you
BlueWolf11
Same goes for me. HOLY FUCK ITS COLD HERE
JuicyRhino
Ah, sorry! Guess you didn't read my book, "Where the Gay Things Are". :P
iOnlyReplyToTopComments
Most Long Islanders know. Where've you been??
Smajdalf
Imgur, duh
Steinmasten
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22856586
chaseNC
I thought they did that and called it Ibiza?
Armageddan
Welcome to Fire Island.
Talmorean
You know Shammy, on a long enough time line we all will die off, and if you think about it, the Earth is just an Island in space.
ShamrockFury
oh fuck off
Talmorean
Haha you're welcome buddy
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I don't know how I feel about other people calling you Shammy. I don't even care if I wasn't the first. I put a copyright on it.
ShamrockFury
Deal, baby
ShamrockFury
And deal, as in deal with it.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Did you enjoy the penis guy?
KailaBell
Why are we still upvoting after finding out these are altered?
ShadowXII
Explain.
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dpidcoe
But does she understand why embellishing it with the detail about the dream, and accepting one from the POV of the one broke up with is bad?
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dpidcoe
Right, but isn't the point of these that they're confessions? People make up crap all the time about the reasons their ex left.
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blockatiel
Well, as long as you aren't a bitch to people, and don't rely on reposts, I'm sure you'll do fine on the front page
KailaBell
She was though. You're dumb
Caddingtonk
If she was changing them, why would she ask that one person? Wouldn't she just change them?
KailaBell
I dgaf if she asked. She changed it. Period.
Caddingtonk
She didn't use it. Regardless, it was a misguided request anyways.
BuildingABetterMuffinButton
Well It's OC. Funny idea. And she did ask permission to make minor edits. Doesn't sound like did anything close to deserving this hate. :/
KailaBell
Hate has nothing to do with my post I just want truth instead of altered reality. Get the fuck off my comment
BuildingABetterMuffinButton
O_o sorry. Just wanted everyone to get along.
dpidcoe
Permission has nothing to do with it. It's the fact that these were passed off as unaltered unembellished stories.
BuildingABetterMuffinButton
I gotcha. And if they were total fabrications I'd have a pitchfork of my own. :) She needs a paddlin' but not run out of town, IMO.
BuildingABetterMuffinButton
Still... feels like it's crossed a line in to straight up mean-ness. Can't we all just sit in a circle and sing kumbaya?
dpidcoe
I'd agree if the OP hadn't shown herself to be an asshole first in the PM.
blockatiel
Clearly you didn't see the part where the submitter said it wasn't cool that she was changing, and she replied in a "high and mighty" tone
blockatiel
that she didn't even need to use the submission because she has so many others, as if she was doing them a favour
BuildingABetterMuffinButton
According to the time-stamps the rude tone came after the other OP made the defamatory post. Still rude but the irritation is understandable
blockatiel
Oh? I didn't notice that. She still rubs me the wrong way though
pixeledforever
Some people aren't up to speed on what OP is doing to the posts.
ampelamati
like me. i am not. pls halp.
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jigsam
Personally, cause I'm not a part of the angry mob and just here to laugh.
Pindadio
Me too
Pindadio
Me too
Draevan13
Yup, just like those "Stay Classy Imgur" posts. I'd be shocked if 10% were true, not just made up for shock value. Still funny as hell!
Draevan13
Not saying ruffcats makes them up, I'm saying the people who submit them do :P
jigsam
We all make mistakes- but for everyone to attack OP and call her horrible names and threats, is counter productive and hypocritical.
Draevan13
Welcome to the internet, this is quite common :P
jigsam
Aware of that- I've had ppl here gang up on me too. Even now, speaking against everyones opinion about OP I'll get attacked with downvotes.