Deal Breakers Part 3

Mar 3, 2015 2:00 PM

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Keep your deal breaker stories coming imgur! Inbox me the funny reason you broke up with someone. Thank you for all your support!

Part 1: http://imgur.com/a/NUGxd
Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/OaRQ4/

So, how many of these stories did you rewrite to make them more interesting, @icanteveneven?

11 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 9

There is only evidence of her suggesting changing 1. All others are apparently verbatim as verified by the senders.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So uh, did god tell you to write these in a dream?

11 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 6

v

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Some of these are pretty stupid

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I want to upvote but the lies, the lies... are a deal breaker!

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 7

Downvote this liar lol.

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 8

http://imgur.com/CZ5YKMA really...

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 9

Gonna upvote you for that WoW username k thx

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ended things with a guy, so he asks my twin sister out the next day. His logic, "You're basically the same person anyway"

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I once went out with a girl that said all disabled children should be left out in the forest

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

And?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you date Hitler's daughter?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

DAMN. What's a step above "deal breaker"?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Police, I think?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Only if the forest ewoks were there to make them ramps and junk

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's kind of like natural selection. I mean, they're in the forest.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Was her name Craster?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, that's sexist. Having a penis doesn't make you disabled.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, never really thought about it like that. Just thought of babies in the woods.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

OP Fakes stories for rep. And mocks people for it.

11 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 8

However, the stories she posted have been verified as verbatim by those who sent them in to her. Hasty Generalization much?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every one? Doubt it. Then she has the gall to mock other members with fewer points. She's just not a kind or honest person.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll have to ask you for proof on what you're saying, bud.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Link to her mocking people calling her out is in the comments.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

These are fake.

11 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 12

Mine wasn't in part 2: I legit can't deal with a TV-less bedroom. Its silent and awkward.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That's why you fuck.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Fucking was never a problem

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More people should browse sorting comments by 'new'

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately, not all of them are.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

oh, its that person that LIES, still making posts, huh?

11 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 11

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nobody would lie on the internet.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Psh yeah, on mars if you lie they'll cut of your tounge. But it's still an awsome place to live.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once dated this girl and she tried to see which way the wind was blowing by sticking her hand out of the car... while I was driving..

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 7

And by dated I mean took her to dinner, realized she was insanely stupid, dropped the "lemme smash" line, and that's all she wrote.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She must have a great personality ^^

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

"OMG! The wind is like blowing like the oposite direction of like the way we are like driving. "

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Basically word for word. hahaha

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But did you drop her out of the car then and there?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As much as I wanted to, she was really hot. I did what any man would do in that situation.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gag her and lock her in your basement?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The perfect combination of dangerous and dumb.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

If all the gay people were on an island it would be an amazing party!

11 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 12

As a straight guy, I'd be pissed I wasn't invited.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'd invite you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In her little Bosnian brain, she thought they'd be miserable there. Clearly she didn't think this one through.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

Well at least I wouldn't have to worry about asking if they were into chicks first.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the decor!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if this would include the whole slew of lgbt.. That could be a lot of fun haha

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

@Bellaballistic

11 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 15

FALCON HEADBUTT!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Giving head...ha

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! I needed this about a year ago!

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sorry. Better late than never amirite? No? Again, sorry.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that U-Turn?

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Giant that how it's done?... right?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Who is that?

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

A Prius owner

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The girl is Brittany Furlan. The guy IDK

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

It's Radon Randell aka unidentified black male

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

AKA U-Turn

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But what if it was really @Bellaballistic who got broken up with for pushing the girl's head down...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I get it! Because of scandal :D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Um. Wat

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There was a HUGE IMGUR SCANDAL today cuz Icanteveneven got called out for trying to change to POV of these submissions...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did God tell you to make these post in a dream @icanteveneven?

11 years ago | Likes 499 Dislikes 16

sick ref bro

11 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

OP

11 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 24

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11 years ago (deleted Sep 22, 2016 1:53 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I don't think she is....

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 12

I was almost there with you, because some of it could have just been a mistake, but now she's deleting her posts that drop too low.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Then im with you

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i dont understand why anyone would change it?

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

I think it's because these posts are about dumping someone else, not being dumped yourself.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

its still a deal breaker. and she didn't just shift it a little....

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Not to mention: Who wants to be the Imgurian who dumped someone because "god told them to?" Anyone? Any takers?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

can you hear the massive crowd of NO ONE

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OP rejected a submission that was in the wrong format. Get your pitchforks...

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 20

No, OP asked to embellish a submission that should have just been tossed out.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL the truth is the wrong format.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You should read her Kanye attitude afterwards:

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

"I'm breaking up with you." "U wot m8?"

11 years ago | Likes 1801 Dislikes 33

Best comment i've seen in a while

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ay bb u wan sum fuk?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

ayy lma-no.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wut u up 2 bb?

11 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 1

U havin a giggle ovah' there m8?!

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

I'll bash ur fucking head in I swear on me mom!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

Saved: Universal Studios U wot m8 -

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It says "I swear on me mum I hit you in the gabber"

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

That's a new one

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I audibly laughed at this. I don't usually do that. I upvoted 10 of your comments in order to provide a reciprocal thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

<3

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No grammar; no love.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll bash u skull in, I swer on me mum

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

All talk a

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

U 'avin a bubble slag? I'll iron you out, I swear on me old marge.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Luv u 2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Manners...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...maketh...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...the man.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but bb, pls

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what is the difference between an underpass and an overpass? Isn't it kind of just a matter of perspective?

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

It's normally in relation to the larger road, I believe.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Overpass is when the road goes "over" the highway, like a bridge. Underpass is when the road goes "under", like a tunnel.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You are correct. You can't have one without the other.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You don't just bring all your stuff to move in, you slowly bring it piece by piece until she accepts it.

11 years ago | Likes 2252 Dislikes 33

Just a tooth brush..Then just contact lenses solution...And then spare underwear. But just in case, right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, rookie mistake.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I will just be Putin soldiers into Crimea until world accepts its mine now...

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Like tingo, but in reverse?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Out of convenience for them of course ;) "Oh I'll just keep my own shampoo and body wash in your shower so I don't keep using yours.."

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

My fiance did this. Shirts a toothbrush cufflinks a guitar aftershave trainers. I didn't even realise until now

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Are you sneak moving in here? " "You're imagining things."

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's all in your head!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or you can be me, hiding a few of my girlfriends things everytime she comes over so eventually all her shit will be at my place.

11 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

I gotta hand it to you, that's pretty devious.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

You clever bastard. I'm adding that to the playbook.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I always forget my stuff at my bf's place and he has come to accept it already. Shirts, panties, shoes, etc. Something is there. Always

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Duh.. I currently have 6 pairs of shoes at my BF's place and he hasn't even realized yet. MUAHAHAHAHA

11 years ago | Likes 450 Dislikes 1

Are you trying to make your move in a "shoe in"?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Once the bobby pins show up we know it's time to buckle down or get out

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He realizes it, he just doesn't care.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I don't get this reply...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How many bobby pins and hair-ties? Tampons? Earrings?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Endless earrings, 1 box of tampons, 1 razor, a bra, and sleepwear. I guess he knows!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He has, and he greatly dislikes it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This is exactly what wife did while we were dating.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I think he noticed with all the bobby pins started spawning around his house.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Truth.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bobby pins = shoes in my life. I have very short hair

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My fiancee started with bobby pins, then underwear, then more laundry, then a blanket, then shampoo and make-up....now we're getting married

11 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 2

Husband was living with his family and they were moving, so I picked him and his stuff up one day... here we are over seven years later.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

so my plan is slowly working? Great!

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Yup, eventually he'll just say "uhhhh, do you just wanna move in?"

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

My bf "jokes" that I should pay part of his heating bill since I stay over a lot/shower there..think it'll segway to the move-in talk soon?

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I will just be Putin soldiers into Crimea until world accepts its mine now...

11 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 2

NOT YOURS RUSSKIES!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

this needs more points

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

What are you talking about? I don't have a toothbrush in your bathroom. That's... your toothbrush. Yes, that's it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it all starts with the toothbrush.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think that's what my lady friend is doing... She left her shower stuff and her laundry here

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

D: so that is what he is doing leaving stuff at my place...what if I leave stuff at his place now...will we just end up swapping?!

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

This is the most amazing idea. Embrace it.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or if you are a girl, slowly take over the bathroom with hairbands, hairdryers, etc...

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

scrunchies

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bobbi pins. One by one.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I'll take hairbands over Bobby pins any day. It took me 3 weeks to find all of the pins last time.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And hairballs in the shower growing progressively in size.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And those migrate to all of the bathroom. We have a cat that steals the hairballs.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

please no

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a guy who has had this happened to a few times, oh yes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First the cat.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doing this to my gf as we speak B-). Toothbrush, some underwear and a tshirt so far. Planning on dumping a pair of jogging/chill pants soon.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Me too. Pair of slippers, couple shirts in the closet, various toiletries.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He showed up with a duffel bag and I couldn't get him to leave.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1 week in and we decided it would be good for me to bring some clothes....she rents an apt and i have a morgage...seems backwards

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Um...what's the difference between an overpass and an underpass? I thought they were different words for the same thing...?

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

In the transportation engineering world, the terms are relative depending on the point of reference.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As someone who just failed my transpo test, I can tell you that it depends on which one has more traffic. Wish he woulda asked this question

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uhm, one makes you cross a street by going over it, and the other under it?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I've only ever heard overpass used with regards to roads, for cars to use. Like to cross a highway. Never used or heard underpass before.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Underpasses are generally used for pedestrian/cyclist tunnels that cross underneath large roads.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard it used it for pedestrians, in that case depends if people walk over or under the cars lanes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But wouldn't that be the same thing, depending on which street you were on?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

At least those are the dutch rules, but we use different English words for them (fly-over dive-under) so I'm not sure.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That, too.. but i was thinking it from a a pedestrian's POV. I think the problem isthat the girl didn't know the difference at all.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's relative to the road that's on/closest to the surface. the overpass would go over it, the underpass under it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It refers to the road you're on. If you're travelling over another road: Overpass. To people travelling on the road you're going over (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

:underpass. Get it? Over - overpass. Under - underpass.(2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

isn't it that an underpass goes below the surface road while an overpass goes over top of it?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ #6, that's not even a reason, you're just an ass

11 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 8

She got passed under for no reason!

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

thank you, I have no idea what's an overpass nor underpass.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Then we can't be together.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Overpass is the road that goes over another highway to cross it (like a bridge) underpass is the road that goes under another highway.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

thank you

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I agree. In the transportation engineering world, the terms are relative depending on the point of reference.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

half of these make me think they are better off without you guys

11 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 8

Seriously. Most of these are shitty reasons. Talk about terrible people in the relationship, look at yourself.

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

They're better than the ones on the fp yesterday (not imgur specific)...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like #3, the peanut one, was extremely rude. She can't help that she's allgeric, no reason to say the last thing. Fuck her right?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's... kind of the point of the list. Both really good and really terrible reasons to break up with someone. Like that apartment thing.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

"No Grammar, No Love." - I cannot agree with this more.

11 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 18

Yeah, I woulda broken up with him, too

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This this this. I don't understand how a guy expects me to respect him if he texts like a 12 year old who just discovered the internet.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've broken up with people for this same thing.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ditto.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ya i relly agree, relly do agree their

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those truely are words to live by.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My BF's second language is English (he's been in the country 20+ years but still) and he'll ask me to correct him. I LOVE IT

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Why? Because you're an elitist cunt?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Personally I just find it jarring to read. If I was talking to someone online and had to stop to figure out an acronym it'd not be great.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah but is 'jarring to read' enough of a reason to break off a serious relationship.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not for me, but it'd irk me and if there were other serious things wrong it could tip the balance one day.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, but the fact that they can't be bothered to represent themselves well in text definitely is.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No it isn't, grow up.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what? I think you're right! After over 16 years of education and study...it ends up I'm just a cunt for wanting to use it. Thanks!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

After reading that these stories are being changed by op for humor it takes the fun out of it

11 years ago | Likes 531 Dislikes 20

It was changed to fit the format, not to make it funny.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 38

the truth, since all the haters are doing so much research...

11 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 8

this needs to be top comment, so does all the people who are saying "My story wasn't changed.."

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Fuck that cunt.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Im not judging, Im just curious, but why is it so important to you that the stories are true? I never really care.

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 20

I generally don't care either. If they're entertaining, awesome! However, I do care when people lack manners or tact--which she sadly does.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Because OP is a whore for upvotes, which is probably why she reposts like 20 things a day. Source: I downvoted her entire gallery

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lying is generally looked down upon in most societies. Most will run with the joke if OP admits to making stuff up, but lying is different.

11 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 3

But you make a decent point do not get me wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

For me this only applies when the person who makes stuff up is actually someone I have dealings with. On the internet I only want to laugh.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

The problem is that a lot of the appeal is the "I can't believe someone is actually that retarded" factor. If they're made up that goes away

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I do not know about you, but I have seen some weird shit, so these things can be possible to me even when its not real.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But again I get your point and I can see why one would think like that.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uh...proof?

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 28

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

See @Galts post below with a .jpg... I'm positive it's posted at least 5-6 above and below. It's from OP's correspondence with a submitter.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's times like this that the green/red bar is good for awareness raising; on mobile, seeing a ~50:50 split, you know to check the comments.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, people who change the words to songs are annoying as fuck. Good call, JCLII.

11 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 11

bye bye bye

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Except for Weird Al! He's dope as fuck.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

I don't understand that one....can someone explain it to my dumb ass?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sang Call me maybe in karaoke, and changed it to "What's your number, I'll call you maybe." and killed it. Haters gonna hate!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Carry on my wayward daughter

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Doesn't matter how straight or gay you are. When kiss the girl comes on the radio, you better be singing like that little crab, word for 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

word, or you're walking the rest of the way. 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Disney's A Whole New World is much better when you change the word "eyes" to "thighs".

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Over, sideways and under

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well, that's a whole new kind of carpet...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost as annoying as people who change deal breaker stories to make them better. There, I said it.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's not to make them better though. According to her.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Mar 9, 2015 3:17 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

true good point and well made

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair. The reason she was going to change it is because these stories are about why you dumped someone, not them. Still wrong though

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Other facts were changed, thats why all the jimmies are rustled. Like "it was a dream".

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rimming a guy is hot, but not something you can try to make someone do without permission! Ask nicely.

11 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 20

I find no parts off limits during sexy time.. Ill lick ass, just lick mine back nbd

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I would rather lick than be licked. I enjoy doing it but I'd be self conscious.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prepare your inbox :)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Prepare your fart box

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'll try

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just have them shower and shave the jungle...

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 5

I've had it done to me... can't say I didn't like it. Too scared to ask again haha

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

If it's someone trustworthy, non-judgmental, and willing to listen to what YOU want sexually, then the worst they can do is say 'No.'

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I love you.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

XD thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a dude, you're fucking brave. I rip farts non stop.

11 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 4

you should prolly get that checked

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh boy lol thankfully my husband isn't a gassy fellow, we've never had any..........incidents. >.>

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

I've done it too and it was a first for both of us. It's not really gross if he's smooth and washes right before. He really liked it too.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Agreed, I definitely prefer no hair, and obviously cleanliness is a must, haha.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I love to give then but my boyfriend only likes it on rare occasion

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mentioned it and she said no. Its the girls that did it fault... :( im cool tho :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine let me try it to him, but he couldn't get past it tickling him too much. It just wasn't meant to be for him. That's okay.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm too ticklish for it too, I just scream/laugh and squirm away. Doesn't stop him from trying though XD

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My bf is VERY, very hairy from his torso down. I don't think I'd enjoy it that much :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw, what about shaving?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He does, but only around his package. Maybe I'll ask him to try and shave a little more :P I think he'd need a friggin wax, though. Haha.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh boy lol well, if he does shave between the cheeks, make sure he shaves /with/ the grain so he doesn't get itchy as it grows back, lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will let him know x) "hey shave so I can lick your butthole." Not the strangest thing I've asked him to do

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An anus is an anus, feels good just as good guy or girl.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 6

I believe that, I just have no personal experience rimming ladies (yet) and in OP's post, it was a guy that wanted to be rimmed is all! :D

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Its not something I like. I didn't mind obliging, it was more the unwillingness to actually ask that bugged me

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's pretty rude to just shove someone's face into anything, unless it's been like... pre-established that face-shoving = good, haha

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just don't understand the allure. And how does one even do such a thing. It all seems so yucky and awkward regardless if you're male or fe

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

For me it's more about his reaction to it. It's not like I'm sitting here going, "Mmm, ass." More like, I'd like to make him squirm & moan.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted Mar 5, 2015 12:35 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Hi there!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where do i apply for the VIP treatment LOL.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Would you PLEASE tongue-punch my fart-box?"

11 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

"My balloon knot is ready."

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oh boy XD that makes way too much sense.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never heard balloon knot before and i just died. You made my day :DD

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's more like it! Although I would probably make him promise to call it something else from then on.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fuck, i lol'd so hard at work with a customer on the phone wondering why I was randomly laughing as they were talking to me. Oops.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol! Whoops!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my guy likes it but is super embarrassed that he likes it. it's kinda hot that's he vulnerable and being pleasured at the same time.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Nice. ;D

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All heterosexual dudes are terrified of their own asses. It's a rule.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Rules are made to be broken! >:D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

guideline?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just laughed so hard. Thank you xD

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe my bf is the same but I can't bring myself to lick a asshole. Plus butts are unhygienic.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I cannot ever see myself licking someone's ass. I wouldn't ask someone to lick mine either but somehow I've gotten licked..

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Idk I can't see myself doing it either. Maybe I'll do it for him in the shower. Lol maybe idk im not sure if I'm ready for that xD

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the alternative is the perineum. look it up. cleaner, not a buttonhole, still lots of pleasure when in conjunction w a blowie. ;P

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

are we talking about a taint? lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha yes. perineum is the less crude word for it. but yes..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will never find out because I personally don't want to subject anyone to my ass, and its never been a particularly attractive idea to me.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How many of these did you twist into your own story? I need answers or I can't even upvote.

11 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 15

Mine is word for word what I sent, albeit shortened to get to the point.

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

in his defense, that story would not work because it was the wrong format, he tried to help her out, a bit of a dick about it but still

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 25

This bandwagon downvote of any logical defense of icanteveneven is laughable. Don't try to reason with these people.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

No, it wouldn't work because the whole point of these is that they're confessions from the initiator of the breakup.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that's what I just said.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No it isn't. You implied it would be ok if altered to be from the right POV. It wouldn't be. The point is that these are confessions.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My post said "that story wouldn't work", and you replied to my post saying "no that story wouldn't work".. I don't get the confusion and idc

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and added the part about "dream" - not a huge change, but it makes you wonder what other small things may have been changed on others

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Everyone else is saying theirs weren't changed at all. OP makes one mistake and Imgur wants her killed

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To her credit, my gay friend said that her idea about the island would be amazing.

11 years ago | Likes 1245 Dislikes 40

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet the property value on that island would be sky high!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You are really attractive....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Absolutely. Fucking. Amazing. My wife and I would so sign up!

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 8

Plot twist: lovesonegirl is a man

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best vacation resort in the world in 2 months flat.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

Lesbos maybe?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It would be a boon for the interior design industry.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically they wouldn't die out if you had both male and female. Some would be subjective enough to procreate with the opposite sex.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's also not the only reason "the gay population" would die out. Her logic bothers me as Much as her homophobia

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i'd want to go to that island. as a straight female. it would probably be amazing.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It would be like... the birdcage. Canary island.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I can be honest, I am gay, but I don't think I could deal with that many other gay guys.

11 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

I can't deal with that many other Mexicans. I know your feel

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Guys? So only guys can be gay? Gah, check your privilege." - Tumblr Tina.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know what you mean. I can't being around other gay men as it is. God help you if your not a flaming stereotype.

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Flamboyant gays make me really uncomfortable, especially since they are responsible for most prejudices (like the ones my mother believes).

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

I feel ya. My mom should stop asking me for fashion advice. Because the best I got is "yeah, that one looks fine too."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Oh, you're gay, so that automatically means you know everything there is to know about fashion and color coordination!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES! I'm on this mock trial team at my college and this gay guy started it. He takes it on himself to have any opinion about everything.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They intentionally try to be the center of attention every single time; it's so straining and annoying.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We had to stay in the same motel room for an out of state competution. And he Facebook stalked all the male judges all the way back to hs!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ya they act like their gods gift to the world and if you feel uncomfortable then your a homoaphobe.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Preach. Had to share a room with a one and all he did fb stalk men back to hs and talk about their dicks and his preferences... had to share

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flamboyant gays, however, seem to want a feminine man, which, I don't know, just seems kind of weird to me; I can't feel the same way, lol.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't really understand them to be honest. I'm gay and want a guy, just a normal guy who shares my interests and who I get along with.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and they always generalize and stereotype other gays. SO annoying.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought that's what Australia was for. *shit-eating grin*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is your friend George Tekai? Because George Tekai said that.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes and no. No, my friend who said that is a little white kid and yes, because George Takei is everyone's friend!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

+.5 for the joke and +.5 for correcting my spelling of George Takei's name.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

We could call it gaynosha and it will be fabulous.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a kid I had an idea like that and sending violent criminals there as punishment. It would be a sure-fire deterrent getting gang-raped.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Funny thing is, here by Long Island there's Fire Island off the south shore with a pretty significant gay population. It's pretty nice.

11 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 0

So Fire Island is... flaming?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a native Long Islander, Fire Island is basically all motels and trailer park now. It's much more ghetto than gay.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Seriously? 0_0 When did that happen? It's been I long time since I was there...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I moved away 6 years ago, but at least as far back as I remember, around 2000-ish? I doubt there's even much left after the recent storms.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess it depends on what part of the island, and the season. I think a lot of gay people have summer homes at least, so it's more apparent

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a LI'er, pretty much xD

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Jun 17, 2019 5:57 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

how have you lived on long island and not known fire island? I have 2nd cousins out there and I know about fire island... its super nice

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a long islander how do you not know this

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Naked beach? Fire island? What kind of a long islander are you

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same goes for me. HOLY FUCK ITS COLD HERE

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, sorry! Guess you didn't read my book, "Where the Gay Things Are". :P

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most Long Islanders know. Where've you been??

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Imgur, duh

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I thought they did that and called it Ibiza?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Fire Island.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know Shammy, on a long enough time line we all will die off, and if you think about it, the Earth is just an Island in space.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

oh fuck off

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Haha you're welcome buddy

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know how I feel about other people calling you Shammy. I don't even care if I wasn't the first. I put a copyright on it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deal, baby

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And deal, as in deal with it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you enjoy the penis guy?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are we still upvoting after finding out these are altered?

11 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 12

Explain.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Mar 5, 2015 11:50 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

But does she understand why embellishing it with the detail about the dream, and accepting one from the POV of the one broke up with is bad?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted Mar 5, 2015 11:50 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Right, but isn't the point of these that they're confessions? People make up crap all the time about the reasons their ex left.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted Mar 5, 2015 11:50 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well, as long as you aren't a bitch to people, and don't rely on reposts, I'm sure you'll do fine on the front page

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was though. You're dumb

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she was changing them, why would she ask that one person? Wouldn't she just change them?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dgaf if she asked. She changed it. Period.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She didn't use it. Regardless, it was a misguided request anyways.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well It's OC. Funny idea. And she did ask permission to make minor edits. Doesn't sound like did anything close to deserving this hate. :/

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

Hate has nothing to do with my post I just want truth instead of altered reality. Get the fuck off my comment

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O_o sorry. Just wanted everyone to get along.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Permission has nothing to do with it. It's the fact that these were passed off as unaltered unembellished stories.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I gotcha. And if they were total fabrications I'd have a pitchfork of my own. :) She needs a paddlin' but not run out of town, IMO.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still... feels like it's crossed a line in to straight up mean-ness. Can't we all just sit in a circle and sing kumbaya?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'd agree if the OP hadn't shown herself to be an asshole first in the PM.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Clearly you didn't see the part where the submitter said it wasn't cool that she was changing, and she replied in a "high and mighty" tone

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that she didn't even need to use the submission because she has so many others, as if she was doing them a favour

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to the time-stamps the rude tone came after the other OP made the defamatory post. Still rude but the irritation is understandable

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh? I didn't notice that. She still rubs me the wrong way though

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people aren't up to speed on what OP is doing to the posts.

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

like me. i am not. pls halp.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Personally, cause I'm not a part of the angry mob and just here to laugh.

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 16

Me too

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Me too

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Yup, just like those "Stay Classy Imgur" posts. I'd be shocked if 10% were true, not just made up for shock value. Still funny as hell!

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Not saying ruffcats makes them up, I'm saying the people who submit them do :P

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

We all make mistakes- but for everyone to attack OP and call her horrible names and threats, is counter productive and hypocritical.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Welcome to the internet, this is quite common :P

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Aware of that- I've had ppl here gang up on me too. Even now, speaking against everyones opinion about OP I'll get attacked with downvotes.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6