RolandDarkTower
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Wifey got me a wrist rocket for Valentine's day.
Equiped with flashlight laser combo
Has magnets to hold the ammo.
Feb 15, 2017 7:43 AM
RolandDarkTower
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2616
114
Wifey got me a wrist rocket for Valentine's day.
Equiped with flashlight laser combo
Has magnets to hold the ammo.
dtleanne10
American?
twatllama
Completely illegal in NJ.
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
"No way, kid...you'll shoot your eye out."
Wesmas
Watch those wrist rockets!
Varkit777
Good to hear Usopp! How's Godhood feel?
DrumbobHittypants
"Got something else for you use your wrist on" - wife probably
Buckbeak1486
Now, @RolandDarkTower can fling his tiny balls at people in public, like the faggot he is. Congrats, @OP!
SunFire88
Up vote for username
HaveYouConfessed
divorcer her ass! also... let me know when you do divorce so I can hit her up
FuzzyducklingSaysWhat
hummuslover84
I hope you got her the female 'wrist rocket'
BklynPunisher
That's the pocket rocket.
MsWordNerd
Oh dear God! I'm gonna need one of those.
methisahellofadrug
Rizz9712
Watch those wrist rockets!
idontevenknowsillymonkey
http://68.media.tumblr.com/ccdd3a6163fbcbd3e06eac61ef79231c/tumblr_noge1pVxfP1rdutw3o1_400.gif
EggsBenedictXIV
Now you have the potential to be a neighbourhood hero for the children, or their greatest oppressor.
drcapthandsome
That's an effin weird valentine's day gift, I'm just sayin
jinkies
Let me show you it's features- jorge sprague
baby576
@op where can I get one of these ? What is it called ????
mesamisfit138
It is a sex toy. He can use it to shoot ping pong balls into her.
GermanQuiroz
Overkilling resortera
BDarkTower32
I'm the wife
RolandDarkTower
Love ya baby
BDarkTower32
Jaysie
Gonna go fight a demogorgon?
ChekovTheChemist
Hail Demogorgon prince of demons, embodiment of chaos, madness, and destruction!
RolandDarkTower
Doesn't stand a chance with this bad boy.
FrostTide
I, also, love your wife
Onennon
I thought this was gonna be like a fleshlight with weapon attachments.
ReverendShitlord
The Demogorgon will never know what hit it.
circlebreaker
*clenches fists* NNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!!!
GloriusEmpire
swatdattwat
boobphysicist
spartanatwork
Stranger Things
boobphysicist
thanks
webcamtarantula
It always annoyed me that they called it "The" Demogorgon. Demogorgon is the name of a specific demon no "the" just Demogorgon.
egern
They're kids.
egern
They're kids.
ChekovTheChemist
Hail Demogorgon prince of demons, embodiment of chaos, madness, and destruction!
RolandDarkTower
Doesn't stand a chance. Can't wait for season 2 btw
wadatahmydamie
I'm so goddamned annoyed that we have to wait until Halloween
wackywoohoopizzaman
Have you seen the teaser? Can't wait to learn what that beast in the clouds is
devthedragon
Emrakul?
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Goat from goat simulator
ReverendShitlord
Cthulhu!
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Mega-gorgon after Rita Repulsa gives it gigantification seeds. Haven't you ever watched Power Rangers?
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS
Drakelake
I LOVE YOU
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Roosterbutt
SUPER BATTLE DROID TAKE EM DOWN
Swaziland23
I'm pretty sure these aren't even legal in Australia
RolandDarkTower
What else do they shoot giant spiders with?
AliBarber
Giant spiders? They're harmless. It's the little fuckers you've gotta watch out for
bigdog1983
true dat!
BinxTheCat
and those one ants that kill you in 3 minutes...
CrimsonGhost107
I thought they just yelled "cunt" at them.
kryoptik
inaplasticcup
JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST is that a mouse?
Swaziland23
I usually just throw shit at them from at least 5m away
ThylacineThatCominAMileAway
That is what we call a keeper, @OP.
MrStarkLord
I think it's called a "slingshot"
RolandDarkTower
YouJustReadMyUsername
CustardBattery
please reverse this
justvenomcake
Second amendment.
BigDumbFaggot
A what?
OldManTaylor
Hahahahahha
YouJustReadMyUsername
sloshythomas
Don't talk about his wife like that!
OnlyUpvoteButthole
Fun fact, these are actually illegal in some places of the good old US of A
MagnumSandpaper
And here I thought you were talking about wearing 2 pairs if sunglasses
KillerTofu615
Fun fact, illegal in LOTS of places in the US of A
BanGurHeaD
Finain
Telescoping batons are illegal to buy where I'm from but not illegal to own...? Like if the cops find it what do you say uhm I found it...
AyYoItsPrisonMike
You're holding it for a 'friend'
OnlyUpvoteButthole
"I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that" -Dave Chappelle
Finain
Ahh I love Chip
AceWombat
You say "I bought it in (legal place to buy it)."
BavarianGuy
You say, what you learned to say to cops. "I can't remember, sir."
Finain
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to transport it back to the state where it's illegal to buy but not sure
MacClay
Not always! A lot of bans are products of messy, rushed writing and flat out don't cover importation or manufacture.
flashmozzg
Why? You can buy a flamethrower but not a simple baton?
spookyu
Because there haven't been many assualts with flame throwers in recent years, but people do beat each other with batons on occasion.
flashmozzg
People can beat up each other with anything at hand.Even Kitchen Knife would probably be more effective/lethal.Guns are legal but this isnt?
spookyu
It's likely because this seems inoculous when it's actually very dangerous. People are a little more aware knives/guns are lethal.
Finain
Yeah it's weird my dad has like 11 guns but a baton is illegal cause it's considered like a "bludgeoning weapon" for police use only.
Hybris51129
Damn oppressive weapons laws making it hard to retake the Holy Land.