Invisible Ashtray
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Cant even tell if Ive been left on "read"
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This guy got busted molesting his friends 1 yr old daughter..
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Thirsty camel is thirsty..
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404'd
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Oh, ill get the dishes done...
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Ready for my close-up, Mr Deville..
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I call bullshit..
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His tennis ball is in the couch...
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In conjunction with the other webbed feet post earlier...I prefer this one..
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You are all a bunch of sheeple...
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RIP Thomas S. Monson
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I hate it...the kids don't get it..
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MFW I finally get that piece of corn out from between my teeth..
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For those dealing with the winter storm on the east coast
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I guess my Thanksgiving is ruined...
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142
Rocket's audition tape for GOTG
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MFW im sitting on my sisters grave hiding from 3 crazy witches...
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The cauliflower ear is the worst
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MFW I see all of these Don Rickles posts
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Pretty much why I was watching it in the first place
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Coming out of the woodwork..
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Give'r some gas!
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i dont need it shoved down my throat, so to speak..
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Typical...
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No respect, I tell ya...
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The cup is made from trees watered with the tears of children.
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Been clogged for a couple days..
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Just found out..
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I laughed out loud
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When my heart is deceitful above all things..
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Our new fluff butt, Tock!
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Moo moo motherclucker
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1
135
When ur kid is ugly af but you're still proud..
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301
Looking at you, Dallas Snipers...
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RIP Pete Burns
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Since I've never had an iphone...I am claiming im a gen-xer...
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Not exactly what I had in mind...
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Draw me like one of your French Penguins..
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194
Beyond a holocaust....
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When the Baron calls and says come over..
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Its a planet sized plot hole..
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Lookin Smart!
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Hogswatch is coming..
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RIP Rodney Smith
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For 3 days...
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65
When you Google "pubs" in the UK
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Straight from the Disc!!
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...and wouldn't you be constantly pulling them up?
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Right in the face!
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ARD
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"...and I left a present in your stocking..."
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RIP Henry Heimlich
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It was -15 this morning...
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MRW my cat licks me in the middle of the night
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