First Post... worth a shot

Feb 7, 2017 6:55 AM

johnt318

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O CANADA

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My name is Bearry Allen and I'm the fastest bear alive...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like bad news Bears

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I would only shoot a black bear because tasty. Brown bears are horrid and so only shoot if they get bitey.

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Grylls over the mountain

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As far as first posts go, I don't think you can do any better than this. +1

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Bears, beets, battlestar galactica

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

CHRIST ON A CRACKER GET THE TEAM OUTTA THERE!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Black bear, brown bear, blur bear

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please, someone confirm Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education, I think that bear is heading towards a school!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, Betsy Devos has got a gun

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Californian attack bear

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YOU CAN'T MISS THE BEAR!

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Whelp, I don't want to get eaten so...

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Well that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quick it's heading for that school! Call Betsy DeVos!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can bearly see the last one

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If the ancient Greeks had Internet this post would be carved into marble and held as the ideal by which all other posts are measured

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bear force 1

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Betsy DeVos prepared me for this!

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Guns out for grizzly bear

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You don't have to worry about bears in the ocean if you aren't menstruating v

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It's a reference you didn't get homie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And now we have Bigfoot. The worlds only naturally blurry creature.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By mach one I could bear-ly see him & then I lost sight of him and almost went into kodiak arrest... *runs to door, locks self out*

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Yes you do that

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I can't bear to watch!

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Is Devos aware of this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU CANT MISS THE BEAR.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta go fast! You're too slow!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR GUYS

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Better than loosing visual of Bear Grylls

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're fucked

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FUCK

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harambe #2

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HES REACHING LUDICROUS SPEED!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BEAR LAST SEEN ON FP. WE WILL UPDATE WHEN WE KNOW MORE

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Bear is oscar mike

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SOMEONE GET THAT FUCKING BEAR!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

did someone say bear guys

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"*GAVIN SCREAMING*"

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IT'S GAME OVER MAN!! GAME OVER!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aaaaaaaaaa what do we do, what do we do ?!!

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

We dance through the danger until we've caught up with bear!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

play the theme song on doublespeed in the background

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Play dead!! We play dead, right??

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

No! We fight! Or not! I DON'T KNOW!

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Tell my family... I love them...

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