Kiddo had a few of these bites show up yesterday.
Closer look at the poplar fluff burning
What manner of flower is this?
Watch Dorian form, hit, and then just freakin' stall over Grand Bahama Island. Brutal.
Dildon’t mind my dildump.
Disney+ of course has Frozen, The Incredibles, Iron Man, Darth Vader, but more importantly…Jeff Goldblum.
What are these called?
I kinda hope that tennis article is a subtle nod to Terry Jones. If so, good work, BBC.
Well that was fun.
Incoming New Years resolutions
Eclipse in San Diego
Dude, you don't need all that. Stop it.
Flu season makes me a good heater.
The 29th got me all like
This pancake is not perfect.
Some say he has a master's degree in Duck Arguments...from Oxford...
Mrw I see Andy playing with his Woody.
I'm reasonably comfortable not being invited...
THE REACTOR IS NEARLY ONLINE!! SOON NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME!!!
As a straight man...so...pegging...
How I feel posting today...
I would go party tonight, but then I'd have to disturb this comfy asshole.
When you wanna smash but you know he's part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor...
Should be working, but making this gif faster seemed more important. So far this is the best I got.
Silly Tiger.
Sometimes geese won't shut the fuck up...
Soap bubbles freezing over a bowl of liquid nitrogen
I'm a 33 year old man at home with the flu. I made a chart.
You can dance if you want to...
SHUT UP, MA! I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK!
CLAMP THAT HAM
Fiancé nailed it.
In Soviet Russia, you are dangerous to mercury.
When you're 10 minutes into Galaxy Quest and chill and she realizes your intent...
Wanted to play some vidya while the fiancé was out, but by the time Microsoft was done installing updates, she called and said she was on her way home.
If you REALLY don't want me to visit your site again, please, let your ads do this...
Hey buddy, are the shrooms kicking in yet?
You doing alright down there in the land of Nopes 'n Roos?
I post this on rare occasion, hoping that one day I will hear the story behind this picture.
Cover letters are hard.
To my deaf homies asking the important questions:
Jumped on most viral today...
Hey, could you carry this tray of soup?
Other choices for 2016 President:
Holy high res bacon, Batman!
The 29th got me all like...
I just wanted the banner to go away...
Hydraulic Pressing for local Children's Hospital
Lots of people are pissed today, and I've been seeing people post some real dumb shit. FYI:
Got a job, deposited my first real paycheck in a long time, bought myself some new shoes. It's a good feeling.
My wife had a rough day and I asked her if she wanted a massage. HRW
Kickflip on a surfboard? Neato burrito.
Well I wouldn't have guessed that...
Have some science.
Listen to the LIGO "chirp" of gravitational waves
Just because it's OC doesn't make it good: For example --
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Just some guys in Switzerland making a giant block of solid argon.
Only 6 more hours until there's one hour left at work.