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Oct 1, 2021 9:33 PM
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BlinkSpunk
#1 Bojack?
Vulkankaninchen
#24 the joke is not even working...
BarryTheCyborg
#4 there's an episode where they show him with her as a baby. Gotta read up on your SpongeBob lore
CleverIsSexy
Brometheus718
#12 Wonder how she feels about annals
Filantropist
Ah, my beans...
Emswe
#42 Is actually probably on purpose. They knew the translation was often mixed up & thought it was hilarious. I mean, I'd do it, wouldnt u?
NPSM365
#34 these comics suck the big one... every single one of them.
buddbilly
Did you know a graveyard is next to a church while a cemetery is not
CatatonicCowMoo
#7 ope, looks like I cracked another tooth!
creepyjenny
Can't afford another broken luxury bone, I'm runnin out these sumbitches!
CatatonicCowMoo
I'm getting all mine yoinked and getting fakies!
BlueStripedTwink
The killer forest sounds like the plot of deathspank
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
#10 another meme ruined by the unnecessary "nobody:"
LogarithmicRhinoceros
#48 You have to put her down. It’s for the best, she’s hurting as well.
ElroyJetsonEsq
#4
aloysiuscentauri
#14 isn’t the only reason I loved my college experience, but it certainly was one of the reasons I loved college.
LegendaryUpdootFairy
God damn was this a fine dump. Only one I've scrolled through completely in like... 35 hours.
mouseasw
#19 There's an episode of Steven Universe that's a lot like this.
Voojagig
#12, that could also mean you like to wander around history without any pants.
Ryanator50
I wish I had access to that kind of self care. I'd also love somewhere to eat my lunch away from my coworkers.
post4themost
#20
Philly probably
DeanGulberri1
I hope Jackie does the reporting
Hutchy01
There's an episode in that, Charlie brings it back to the bar thinking it's magical and Mac kills it as a terminator.
SavagePatchKids
#4 nah, pearl is the child of the whale that Mr krabs killed and uses its meat in his secret recipe. He's raising pearl so that he has a new
SavagePatchKids
source of meat for his patties once he runs out of what's left of pearl's mother
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
I'D ALWAYS HEARD THE SECRET INGREDIENT WAS CRAB MEAT
goflyblind
z1chefdaddy1
#14 and the last time all there basic needs are provided until they are in a nursing home
6081EternallyVigilent
#47 I used to not get it, but now I do. I have a car and I drive myself places and sometimes when I get home from I just sit.
astrangehop
I've been there, & uh... Interstitial time is precious. If you can do nothing else, pencil in a walk. When home is hard, you need space to..
tamm516
Even when home is good, I need space, especially after a busy school day (teacher/tech coordinator).
creepyjenny
Those days when you're so frazzled you drive the speed limit and don't even remember the drive home ?
albaboss
Or turn on the radio
aChungusAmongUs
Ok so my parents and older sibling told me they found me under a rock in the chicken coop… it was traumatizing
goxpal350
Tell that to the sibling they loved more and left under the rock so it could have a better life.
Voojagig
My brother says we traumatized him when we told him he was a replacement for another brother we sent back. 1/2
Voojagig
We told him that's just the kind of thing Gerry would say before we sent him back. 2/2
NobodyIsMe79
I told my sister she was a test tube baby (this was right after the first one was born in the 80s). Messed her up royally.
Jae005
dad said i was from the Sears catalog; showed me a box of a doll that looked just like me. my lil bro was from Kmart, blue light special
BuffBadwell
Wasn't that a Calvin & Hobbes strip?
Jae005
i dunno, havent seen that one
KillerTofu131
My siblings told me I was abducted by aliens but I was so annoying they brought me back and erased my memory.
amyrose
They always talked about our sister Mindy. She got lost at the zoo. She died of McDonald's. She was sent to live on a farm. Poor Mindy.
thesealovesme
My dad always said I was hatched, by what or who was never specified.
Lurd
My older sisters told me I was found in the trash. Not sure they were joking tho.
SavagePatchKids
My eldest sister used to call my other sister FedEx, because she said she was delivered in the mail.
SevenSsssss
I hate this trope.
BuffBadwell
When I was 4, my siblings told me I was adopted...but I already knew that as we had just finished the adoption process in court.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Okay, you win. That’s the most hilarious and acceptable “you’re adopted” there is.
NateKindaGreat
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flummoxed0709
My mom would say they found me on the side of the road.