Been checking my bank several times a day for over a freakin week. FML.
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Sure...that's totally a cat paw
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Gonna be downvoted...
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Ah, yes. The answer to anxiety: run away from your problems very slowly
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Just got ran off the road tonight.
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WTF
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Yahoo! is the new Internet Explorer. 2 years behind & without a clue.
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Insert title here
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Totally on brand for 'Merica but I'm choosing to believe that this is the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.
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Wtf. Was she buying shots of Macallan?
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I heard you guys like this kind of thing
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Upside-down Sploot
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Exactly how is this supposed to work?
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New Puppy...established furbabies are not impressed.
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Why capitalizing every word of a title is not always a good idea
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Would've been creepier to list their names in the credits
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"Mom, are you asleep? I think I threw up and I have to go to the bathroom."
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Lined up perfectly in my view
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Apparently LNI ads are really weird too.
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Challenge Accepted. Please give.
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Nope rope update
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Omg would you look at the price of premium...
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I have new houseguests. Are they venomous?
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She thought she could. She didn't.
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Did a dog write this?
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"I refuse to be cute!" Still cute.
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Spaceballs Approved
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Meds suck but are like awesome at the same time
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My car gave me the answer to the “ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything,” today in Binary
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"Mixing at loud Fire"
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Where do I put my extraordinary trash?
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My pupper guarding me whilst Estoy Poopin
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Florida Man still at it
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"Don't you think she looks tired"
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How can an oven even be set to 350° C?!
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Couldn't figure out where the chirping was coming from
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Today is my 16th Wedding Anniversary!!!
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This kind of thing really pisses me off.
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Is an alcohol "shot" also known as a "quickie" or is this Sunday Morning Cartoon just dirty?
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Just had back surgery 3 days ago and then this today.
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Windows are dangerous in Russia.
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Sheldon spotted at my hospital
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Puppy wants skrimps
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Ominous find on eBay
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Sweet Beaver Booty
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Vote them out!
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Shamelessly stolen but had to share.
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Is Yahoo angling to be the next Fox news?!
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There's something off about the shape of these crotchet hooks...
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Overthinking as always
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See Mom, this is what I'm reduced to!
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It's my cake day!
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I rescue plants. At least it's not drugs. It could be drugs.
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Poltergeist vibes
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Fountain = Birb Fountain rn. Advice needed...
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May they end up the same way
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Guess this is how I'll die
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It's icy today.
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Be Kind.
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